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Chimerase: by der aboki fruit u shall knw dem

and we are already seein dem. Discombobulated person

Chimerase: him aboki boko RAM awu awusa boi frnd dn show..bro boko u get luck say JTF no condemn u to ur 70 virgin 2day no wori 2moro day sabi u go like bomb again, JTF is watchin u like an eagle ready to blast ur ugly black face

hahaahaha, c dis oponu abeg. Oniranu oshi. So, anyone dat go contrary to ur bigoted view is nw a BH or northerner abi. person. U will die young of hatred if care is nt taken. Anuofia

@Saudah, y are u argueing wit dos brainwash shameless nincompoops who doesnt knw diff btw left and right. 4get abt dem jor. Fucktards

@Saudah, y are u argueing wit dos brainwash shameless nincompoops who doesnt knw diff btw left and right. 4get abt dem jor.

Yazmin: Wawa kawai,kullun sai ku ta fada 'Allah ya tsine wa wane ko wace. Da malaman ku da gwanonin ku suke goya bayan almajirinci da bara. Ko GEj yake haifa yaran da suke bara ne,kuma ake amfani da su wajen cin zalin mutane da aikata aikin fasad da muke gani. mu muke kashe kan mu da hannun mu. Mu daura laifin a kan wasu. Translation coming in my next post....(These boko boys would always want to hang their atrocities on GEj's neck when dia guvnors$ representatives are the real culprits)!!!!

kayi gaskiya (u hav said d truth)

am in kano bt havent heard anytin yet. Anyhw, d tin is somehw becomin normal nowadays ma self. Me don dey use to d bombin bombin ma self, bt make e no reach ma side ooooo. I dey kampe for Kano here. Shows dey go on ma self for dis easter. So, normal life continue jus some little hitches.
CIAO

it seem d lamba d pueto rican husband been givin Uche Jombo is nw manifestin on her face. Shiorrrr

Abeg, all dis show on music and fake reality show don too much na. We need program on STEM; Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics, dat will encourage youth to go for science nt all dis dance and sing show. All d one dey hav been doin b4, hw many of dem don blow apart frm few flash in a pan.

she is d most senior justice in d state, so she deserve it. A plus to women. More ororo to ur elbow.

free2ryhme: d top position in nigeria is still circulating among d northerners....d exploitation cannot stop until revolution stand still

abeg make una c dis illitrate bigot. So, dey shld appoint an easterner or westerner to d position of Chief Judge of NIGER STATE?
Abeg go bac to school make dem refund ur money. Dat is y i said hatred is BAD cos u will be blinded to many things and den develop high BP.

[quote author=val_dubem]Even Nairaland has more military personnel than these countries [/quote]u are right dude. If we release MEND or BH boys to some of dis country, dey will just wipe dem out witin some days.

A british airways flight from London to Abuja develops a fault in Nigerian airspace.

Very worried, the captain calls the Aminu Kano Int airport being closer to him than Abuja

"Aminu Kano airport, this is captain Smith reporting from flight 007"
"Do you copy"

Kano tower; "caftin simiz, yaya dai, yes we kofi"

BA; "flight 007 reporting technical faults"

KT; "kai haba!!"

BA; "sorry tower, couldnt understand that"

KT; "okay, plight zero zero seben, kan you tune fawa in injin?"

BA; "negative power, first engine on fire, second engine smoking"

KT; "buro ubannan, da gaske?!!"

BA; "negative, didnt copy. Wat did u said?"

KT;" kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousan pit?"

BA; "negative tower, wings wont respond"

KT; "waiyooo, tashin hankali"

BA! "negative, didnt copy what u said tower"

KT; "okay, d flane will kom down in some time due to low injin fawa, ofun ya taya at altitude sis thousan pits due to sebenty digri north"

BA; "negative, cant activate d land gear"

KT; "inna lillahi, wa inna ilaihin raji'un"

BA; "awaiting order, flight 007"

KT; "wani order? Ai naku ya kare kawai!!, okay, caftin simiz, refit apta me"

BA; "okau what?"

KT; "sai shahada kawai"

am nt watchin d match bt i knw dat same kayode will still 4uk up, dat guy charm John Obuh ni?

hotwax: This is an attrribute of a muslim. Lies propanganda. Ok oooo. You thought I will not search that? I did just the way you told me. And based on the link you gave me. Hot-air was not from iran. Why are you fooooooling yourself? You are disgrace to muslims. I know of knoledgible muslims that are not dumb as you. Below is an extract from your search result. And boy SHFU!




I read ur link, you can read mine too http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Inventions_by_country

hahahaha, so u hav nw turn shymexx to be muslim. Anybody dat has opinion contrary to urs is nw a muslim. Chaiiiiii, ignorance at it peak.

Chaiiiii, o have been LMFAO since, bt omo mehnnnn, which kain list be dis na. Bt can manage Ghana, barbados, fiji and d ECOWAS countries sha.

If u are a muslim, it allow for u to marry ur cousin. It happen in d north very very well, bt d yoruba muslims dont do it much xcept d ilorin ppl which is being greatly reduce nowadays among ilorin too. Bt if u are a xtain, u too knw dat its nt allow.
Medically dey said, some family diseases dat suppose to be recessive will be dominant. So,.....wat did u think

Ya Allah, unto u we commit ourselves. Safe us frm d evil of human beings. Amin summa amin.

igbeke: it tink kano state is gradually becoming an accursed place. quite un42n8, even d governor is insensitive 2 dis.
RIP 2 d dead, anyway.

accursed as in hw? So cos kidnappin, robbery and ritualists happens almost all d tym in d south, will it be right if i said south is an accursed place. My guy, dey use ur no 6 very well abeg.

i actually happen to live along d area it happens. We all thought it was BH b4, bt later got to knw dat its an accident involvin 2 tankers. It happen close to a petrol station named Azman oil close to Han Bulo second gate. Dat BUK road happen to hav many petrol station numberin almost 15 and more are still openin.
God, na ur hand we dey. Safe guard us anywhere we are. Amin summa amin.

50calibre: What is wrong with this preside for Christ's sake? He keep appointing these savage northerners who seek to destroy the country into public offices.

What's wrong with this man? Someone please put him on a canoe and send him back to the creeks where he belongs

hey, shove ur hatred and bigotry into ur a.s.s. Wat is wrong if he appoint a northerner to d post? Dat is federal character commission. BTW, d person leavin d place is also a northerner, so a northerner will replace.
CIAO

Hah, me dey gbadu d song oooo. I hav stop followin d voice of d internet critic cos i hav nw see dat dey usually criticise some song dat will be hit and den praise dos song dar will flop.
D unlimited song is on unlimited play mode nw. P square never disappoint. Its a good party jams dat u can shake to bum bum to.

Nw i am goin unli....unlimited
unli.....unlimited
unli.....unlimited

parara parararara

i can c some bigot here. So to ur myopic mind, anytin north means evil, chaiiiiiiiiiii, c NL educated illitrate. Where is USA and Canadam is it nt North America? Wat of Northern europe, north london and north Africa? And hav u forgotten dat in electricity, north is positive while south is negative? Bunches of myopic fellows.
Shalom

Chaiiiiii, odikwa very risky. Bt d cow na gently one, if not, hmmm d aboki for hear am

c as Tonto look lyk one local gal bt d guy tight sha, no homo

Must u even hav sex in a r/ship? Am sick of all dis mentality. And on sunday or friday, u ppl will go to church or mosque to pray and be formin holy holy.

d guy no get wife ni?

[quote author=Table Leg ]Ask the douchebag again please... All he listed up there is uber crap!
GEJ is a monumental failure .... A big fat opportunist whose time is nearly up![/quote]hahahahahaha, GEJ don enter troube. Dat guy is nt even fit to be a class monitor talkless of a President. Lilly livered president.

dustydee: You should be ashamed of yourself. How many clear cut chances did you miss today.

dont worry, i will try to score more goals nex match. D coach no fit comot me na cos i don bribe am.

can we still qualify for d semi final?

dustydee: KAYODE!!!!

Y u dey call my name naw. Wetin i do u?

never did any boardin school in secondary school year bt did boardin for like 4 years in uni, bt dat one is diff cos na uni where dem no born any1 well to bully u. There are very good boardin sch nowadays bt mostly for d rich