₦airaland Forum

Godjone:


Iran are noise makers. They can do nothing. In fact Israel should make sure they are served double of what Gaza got.

Gone are the days when you threaten Israel and walk away with it. This time around the holy city of God. The birth place of the living Christ and God's beloved Israel is very ready to treat the madness of these dirty Islamists. Let's go Israel. Take no prisoners. Finish them all. They are terrorists they deserves to be neutralized

Owon:
Iran needs to stop making noise and start acting.
Let them do what they want to do and stop disturbing our ears all the time.

The created state of Israel has been misbehaving since 1948 because of USA and UK backings. Remove this and the IDF can't even stand boko-haram or ipob in combat.

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

helinues:
Long long overdue.

Is Prof Gumi also in the list cos he his not different from the wanted people

helinues:
Na animals dey live inside forest. If them born them well let them come to where normal human being dey and face the army.

Nansense

OgaDeyVex:
Source: https://punchng.com/police-arrest-soldier-for-stabbing-kwara-dpo/?amp

thesicilian:
Teenage pregnancy most likely, resulting in the hurried marriage.
Reality will set in when the "love" phase fades out

Islie:
https://dailytrust.com/akpabio-under-fire-for-linking-soldiers-killing-to-mercenaries/

lovediehatelive:
Saw this post and some where of the opinion that it's as a result of healthiness. Others were saying it's because of pH imbalance, that means it's not healthy.


What could be the cause?

Nwodosis:
These are the problems we are having in the aluminum industries, whether it foreign or local materials, a gauge is a gauge, it is measure of thickness and not a name of materials. I was given the below material as 0.55mm but when I brought my Digital point microscrew meter gauge, the grammar changed, Oga na so we dey call am, na 0.55 we dey call am.

Abemy:
They usually go with the mentality that, once people heard they have arrived, would take to their heels. No preparation, no enough arms.

They thought the people would run on seeing them.

SageOddy:
Is so cold outside

GanagiBitrus:
RIP to the fallen soldiers.

Wonder how NA could have suffered such great casualty without also neutralising some of the attackers.
Poor intelligence gathering probably.

Nedu05:
Don’t be deceived by anyone , Owerri is a typical slum and a glorified village with some of the worst infrastructures in Nigeria

Nchenches:
You need to follow the desires of Owerri people.
They can twist every governor to build 15 lanes roads in Owerri, but not one passable road in the other towns of Imo state. Ask them why? They will reply: because Owerri be state capital naa.

Nigercity:
Almost all road in owerri are dualized into 2
With 4 lane on each side
Thanks to rochas na him do am

Check the meaning of 8 lane, the number of demarcation does not matter, it's actually the wideness (width) that's mostly demarcated with road markings, it's the standard everywhere even in abroad

Nigercity:
Owerri is always in tight competition with Enugu,
Aside Abuja and Lagos , no city in Nigeria comes close to owerri in entertainment and ambience

The wide wide 8 lanes roads in most parts of owerri, beautified with flowers and workways will make you think you are in California

TOPCRUISE:
What a terrible mistake. 3 months courtship is not enough no matter how desperate you are to get married. Marrying a man who together with his family killed his first wife is suicide. Marrying a man who will later lock you up due to a misunderstanding is foolishness.
She should update her family now o that the wife killer she married is about to lock her up and about to kill her in her matrimonial home.

Kennitrust:
This story no clear me o!

She had four children already before you married her

She comes born another three children for your house 🏠🙆

Out of the three, na one be your own 🥹

That means, she had 7childrens...

Lol


Can someone date a born4 mother and not know it.

A woman would have up to four children and nothing shows you that, she's a mother 🥹🥹🥹🥹😡

bewla:
Who is free

I think the federal government should make it mandatory for brain test
On all Nigeria

KillahPriest:
what does that have to do with the brilliant bill he sponsored ?