₦airaland Forum

SFSNIPER:
When you have the opportunity, enjoy urself. She worked and sweated for it.

and even married jigga

samplanner:
first of all I'll like to congratulate all that have been given provisional appointments into NIS, whether u got it on merit( very rare In Nigeria anyway) or u got it bcs u have paid for it or u have high connections. all the same, God made it that way and u shld be grateful to him. what I want to say here its an observation I have made from the beginning of the process, and you may say its a free and fair exercise- yes I agreed it was Free and fair but not credible to me.

my strongest reason was during the final stage of the recruitment process, they call it interview but I see it as just a mere naija factor to pretend that the process is credible.

1. is it a credible interview where u were asked about your date of birth only? or u were asked about where u schooled? and then tell you to go.

2 have you wondered why dragnet didn't conduct the interview themselves?

3. I know of a frnd who wasn't shortlisted even for the CBT talk more of the interview but he's preparing for camp now bcs he is successful in the final list.

4. me and my frnd have am excellent grade from d university in geography and we met all the criteria but weren't successful. and the worse is no one in our L.G.A was given appointment. where is the federal character tin?

there are lots of points I can give to discredit this recruitment but our media houses are just like our greedy politicians who only communicate wat favours them.
finally I'll like to say I've gotten a good job just yesterday glory be to God. and I'm also in pains bcs I know of many that deserve this NIS appointment bt were overlooked bcs they have no one. Nigeria will change only if the change starts from the least position in government offices to d presidency. happy training to all successful ones.

i see that some Nigerians are cry babies, instead of you and ur village friend to go back to d drawing board and find what u did wrong , u r here antagonizing a transparent process. First of all I know 2 people who got d employment my nephew and a friend. Non of them got it tru "connection". It was simply by meeting the criteria and passing the CBT. Quick advice, go get urself some GMAT past questions and/or SHL questions , study dem, get used to them and u must pass ur next abtitude. That's how some of u we're saying that pushcv.com were failing you for not paying 1k for CV.
If u can't accept that you don't know, then you can't learn. #IKnowNotWhat - Socrates

Jorussia:
.From what we read on some online news media some few days ago, the president rejected dis offer of BOT chairman. I don't think GEJ can effectively handle the position of BOT chairman.It will only take a miracle for PDP to bounce early from its defeat,because, the party has Nv played opposition at d national level before.PDP will have to pray,for APC to break up even before d end of this year for them to have any chance of coming back soon,If APC,remain united,going into elections in bayelsa and kogi and they end up winning these two states then the PDP will naturally go into extinction, because,after all election cases in d tribunals, at least APC will definitely reclaim rivers state, after a rerun election.

Disney land

damiloladuke:
I met this pretty lady on Linkedin, she works as a graduate Assistant at the department of Biological Science, UNIMAID.

IT'S been 6 months now that we've been relating and we both seem to be falling in love with eachother.

I tried inviting her down to Lagos, but she said I have to prove my love for her first by coming to Maiduguiri to see her.

With the security situation over there, Am confused. I love this girl and Am as well concerned about my life.

Am the first child and I don't wanna die now.

Any advice on What I could do?


cc: lalasticlala

if u think she's fr real,like really a girl ( that's not from chibok) u can go. Make sure also that she's not one alhaji's wife

she sha resemble IBB o

Hottestdaniel:
Wale Tinubu, the Group Chief Executive Officer of Oando PLC shared a chopper with Buhari's wife, Mrs Aisha Buhari.



SOURCE: http://hottestdaniel..com/2015/05/photo-buharis-wife-in-chopper-with.html

cleatoris:
One of the homes Jonathan and his family, Alison-Madueke, et al inted to pack into after fleeing from Nigeria.
They can't get too far from the long arms of the law.

MUMU
it has been said here, over and again that if u intend to insult someone, google their name and read about them first, then check your entire lineage if no 1 has achieved what they have achieved, then you r a big fool to go ahead and rain insults on the said person. now GEJ is celebrated in the world over, madueke is the first female president of opec thats if if knw wat it is, and for ur info she still has a job at shell shes returning to after may 29, dame patience is the chairperson of african first ladies forum , i doubt that any body in your lineage can achieve a thousanth of what these ppl u r insulting have achieved and they re still alive. try get sense abeg

Jklue007:
South Africa or Niger or even kenya I don't care, this menace should jusst stop

BUHARI my HERO!
AMEACHI my ROLE MODEL!!
FASHOLA my GUY!!!

the thread is about how this administration employed the help of SA mercs to help fight and train our soldiers to successfully end the insurgency and ur reply is this,,, later them go say we too curse people mtschew

not all guys, i for 1 wont lie to get btw no legs but 98% of young men fall for 1 category or the other including me

rokiatu:
1 Lying


2 Lying


3 Lying



4 Lying


5 Lying


6 Lying


7 Lying


8 Lying


9 Lying


10 Lying


[size=16pt]A guy will say, do and be what ever you want just to get between a woman's legs.[/size]


That is extremely disgusting to us women.

na lie go kill you, who dash u 10k? 1k sef u no see

shaddi:
Share dollars... your dollars I go still chop am well , as I ate PDP 10k today and I still voted the right man...



GMB/PYO


We are sweeping PDP out of the world



I BELIEVE IN APC
I BELIEVE IN CHANGE
I BELIEVE IN BUHARI .

i uploaded my CV and while doing that, i was given advice on what to do and what to avoid. so i see nothing bad in there. BTW before the first stage it was clearly stated that the program was free except you wanted them to write a CV for you. which they have just done so i see no reason what so ever to be wary about it.. as for me its just fun and learning for now and if they give us jobs in the end good if not good too for the experience.

hammer2010:
Just thought it wise and necessary to draw our attention to the on-going Push-CV recruitment/selection/elite programe quest.

Firstly, I must admit that I am the kind person who always critically look at situations, no matter who is involved. Even if the said situation involves my own pastor in the church, I dont just take it in hook, line, and sinker, without firstly examining it critically and objectively, in order to decipher the merits or otherwise.

Now when the Push-CV elite program advert was making the rounds on almost every social platform I came accross, by intuition, I initially had my doubts about the credibility of the program ( is there really any free launch in this part of the world? What is more, the adverts where comparable to that on the dreaded ebola virus). But then, I as always, relunctantly gave in to preasure from reasons and peers, and applied.

To make it short, I have since passed the initial stage (I believe it so, atleast for now) and proceeded to the second stage where you need to key in your educational information and the likes.

My attention was particularly drawn to the part where I was suppose to upload a CV. There were two options for this category: upload already created CV (recommended for professionals), and order a CV from us (conveniently recommended for the large army of students, Pre-NYSC, Post NYSC). Out of curiosity, I clicked on the second option just to be sure that I understood what they meant by the word "order." You already know the rest.

Now, that is the first part where I am joining issues with those behind this program. Come to think of how they took their time to give very compelling reasons why you should order a CV from them, got me thinking. Wouldnt it have been ideal if they gave tips (to those who for one reason or the other can not draft a good CV) on how best to prepare a good CV, rather than just cook a CV for a candidate?

Since its a program designed to make an unemployed person employable, how is this going to be possible if one (those who cant draft a good CV) doesnt even know the very fundamentals of a good CV drafting?

May be I am being unnecesarilly antagonistic here, but I still think it wont cost us a dime to punder on these few critical points befor going to pay a thousand naira to anyone.

Peace

feelamong:
smh!!!

what we should have done like 5 years ago...

#NeverAgain will a clueless guy run this country aground!

mumu... i c u ppl hate this country

angrybird007:
Does that stop OUR GENERAL from becoming the next president
I get one question for tanoids?
Abeg where is VISION 2020

its on course, we re 26th biggest economy in the world with 5 yrs to go... we'll make top 20 by 2020... APC supporters are truely against the progress of this nation

Collynzo419:
There is no need for me to state that majority of Nigerians want change!

It is the first time in the history of the Nigerian state that an American president has directly addressed Nigerians in the run up to a presidential election. The reason is clear, the international community expects the Nigerian electorate to vote for change and take our rightful place in the committee of nations.

After-all, America knows

All we need to do is to use our PVC to remove this corrupt and wicked administration on March 28.

Nigeria will be great! Nigeria will take her place as a vibrant and strong nation. Nigeria will no longer be regarded as a useless nation to the likes of Chad, Niger, Cameroon and Tunisia.

#wehavedecided

really? u mean 9ja is referred to as a useless nation at the moment? for the sake of God do not come to public and display ur ignorance na... 9ja has a seat in the UN security council at this moment, Nigeria is the largest economy and fastest growing economy in Africa and 26th in the world.... if Nigeria was considered useless obama for no give speech abt our election na bros.... Kindly apologise and take back ur statement

SammyHoe:
People keep lying just for propaganda sake. Here is the exact way Mrs. Buhari addresed 'child trafficking', not in the way PDP propagandists painted it.

Source: Punch Newspaper
http://www.punchng.com/news/unemployment-causing-girl-child-trafficking-brain-drain-buharis-wife/


Pls sensible Nigerians, can you just tell me what is offensive about the bolded?

who told her that there brain drain in the south south? has she been here prior to the campaign?

StealthyMe:
Thanks for your mature response. The question now will be why Nigeria needed quite a longtime for clearance and France didn't in their immediate response to the charlie hebdo attack ?

ISIL is a terrorist organisation by UN standards and the charlie hebdo attackers were quickly linked with ISIL, in the case of BH it took a long tym for the UN and USA(which i dont c y its important) to tag BH as a terrorist Organisation. thanks

StealthyMe:
What pains me is that this is just an election winning strategy If only the Nigerian government could have been this responsive to this issue from the onset,it would have been a massive point scorer for this government. But, uncountable deaths after and an election drawing near,our ogas gave finally decided to take the lives of the masses seriously

it took a lot of convincing any about 3 address of the general assembly of the UN by mr president GEJ. before Nigeria was allowed to use the kind of force they r using now including air raid and all, it would have been counted as crime against humanityif it had been done like this before now. thats why wer going so hard on em, nd the fact that chad and Cameroon are holding their border tight so the BH boys dont run there and come back after military ops. so u c its not about election cos GEJ has been meeting with the presidents of this country for over a year now to draw up this plans and until he accused the chadian president openly of BH complicity , they (chad) refused to help and UN restricted the NA on the type of weapons to be used and the rules of engagement... treating them (BH) like mere civilians

dsauce:
Hi pals, I purposely opened a new acct for this cos of d sensitivity. Please i need ur candid advice on this issue.

A cousin of mine got a crate of soft drinks and found out dat one of d 7up has a very big COCKROACH corked inside.

He showed it to a Pepsi distributing van, he was begged to give dem the bottle and give him about four crates in return.

A thought came to my mind and i told him "Man we are educated individuals, we can get a substantial amount of money from dis company if we follow d right procedure.

Maybe by threatening to sue them to court for improper Good house keeping (GHK) during production and total disregard for consumer health safety by getting d services of a lawyer who will first write them of d situation or report to NAFDAC (last option though cos dis means making money for corrupt politicians to steal ,cos we know NAFDAC can't fine them for nothing less than several millions of naira).

As anyone ever done dis n got good money from this companies or gat advices to give.

NOTE:: pls don't castigate us, since d govt cant help us,we av to utilize d slightest opportunity to hit big time.

be careful, the lawyer is d key...use some1 u know very well, a friend or family member others will quickly sell u out. they will pay but not as much as u think but enough to start life. i know some1 dat decided dat dey should make him a dealer instead of collecting money.. and now hes making money

IbnSultaan:
Picture of mrs Buhari and mrs Osinbajo sported in area1 abuja patronizing me suya.

see as she position.. na heavy dull-apko

tbaba1234:
After this war is over, a lot of things need to change in the Nigerian Army.

to soldiers who LOST his HELMET not who dont have...

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GenBuhari:
Are we being deceived?


Some questions:

[b]How can we be certain from the video that they are pounding "Boko Haram" as OP stated?

Are we sure that what we are watching is not our enemies colluding with Nigerian troops to clear our territory.

So the federal army of Nigeria communicate with each other in a language other than English during battles?

Why does the scene of battle seem so laid back that people can be talking to the camera and almost nobody is taking cover?

Can we be certain the video is of the town that the OP said was captured, and not another town which would later be announced as being under BH or Chadian control?

Who authorised CJTF to accompany soldiers into battle, and why are they not equipped with protective uniform?

Why do rag tag Boko Haram have quality military uniforms (narrator claims that military clothes are being taken from BH) whilst our military have soldiers without uniform?


Why no film of captured or dead Boko Haram ?

Why Nigeria going into battle with untrained and apparently unarmed civilians travelling in bright coloured vehicles (not camouflaged) is that how a professional army operates?.

Could this video have been staged?

Could it be that the so called CTF are really Boko Haram members? seeing as some are even wearing Boko Haram uniforms (although the video narrative claims it was taken from Boko Haram).

Who starts dressing in their enemies clothes during a war?[/b]


A lot does not add up.

BTW why hasn't anybody witnessed any large Nigerian military convoys heading to the North around the 14th Febuhari ? After all were we not told the entire military would be engaged in a war against insurgency for 6 weeks starting Febuhari 14th?.

If we are using all the military personnel in the nation, why do we need to have so many CTF in battle ground ?

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u are a big fool... ok u support the opposition party thus the febuhari BS but.. but is the opposition against pdp or the NA because i think dat line of who they r opposing is really blurry...

Abbamizy:
I smell foul play.....[b]I smell foul play.....[/b]I smell foul play.....

they have made good of their promise... still we triumph ... #freedomOfExpression

EbukaFran:
GEJ's case is different. His wife (PEJ) is Barren and cannot have children, GEJ had no choice but to father children outside of marriage so it is possible that he fathered that boy.

If Patience Jonathan was not a barren woman, then the case would not arise.

you that is so quick to make a laughing stock out of barren women, i hope uu already all the children u want. [size=14[b][/b]pt]giver of child[/size]

TheSonOfMark:
I don't know what's in your head but I'm certain it's not a brain.

celebrating a coup plotter is the part that beats me

Clerverly:
What manner of Love??

chai and na only 2500 dem give am oh....

siraj1402:
A reasonable leader don't talk too much but provide solution so as to convince people he is capable. Jonathan telling us why he failed by given many excuses, Buhari telling us how he will make life better in a short sentence.#Getmoresense.The fact remain that Jonathan talk too much and he lies.The same day our president was telling us that power has improved by 5000Mw was the same day the minister in charge said we lost 3000Mw due to dry season and shortage of gas.Which one do we believe? This is so because our president talks TOO MUCH."They said we are not performing"

lol see how foolish ur statement is and you nor fit read ur coment... if we lost 3000 does it mean we cant still have 5000MMw? or if we had 5000 cant Gas shortage due to sabotage cause a dip of 3000Mw? which 1 come be lie inside there? ODE

manchidede1:
Wow! Actor John Okafor A.K.A Mr. Ibu has got a new swag in this his newly released pictures.
This is awesome!!
You like?
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What a shame.. at his age see how he's dressed... smh

tunwumi:
This means PDP will not be able to intimidate people with the deployment of soldiers to the street as they used to do. A minus for them there

Also, touts and tugs can take over pooling booth form corruption laden and ill equipped police.

dear N.Lander did u hear or read about any intimidation from the army in any of the elections held last year or the year before or in 2011? or just just feel like contributing

ShowYourCertificate:
Is Mathematics A Compulsory Requirement To Be Commissioned Into The Military?

I ask this question because Buhari's result have been released to the public and in the result he had an F9 in Mathematics.

Military Officers are meant to be knowledgeable in quantification of military hardwares and other items. For example, a colonel should know the difference between 4 armoured tanks and 1 fighter jet in terms of weight difference, volume difference, etc. The knowledge of such difference will enable the colonel plan the logistics in the transport of such hardwares from one point to another.

Also mathematical terms such a Bearing, Longitude and Lattitude, Projectiles, Trigonometry, Calculus, Matrices, Lagrange Multiplier, Statistics, etc. are common terminologies used in the military. Someone with an F9 in mathematics will definitely not be able to use such mathematical terminologies with dexterity during military warfare.

So I wonder why someone with an F9 in mathematics should be commissioned into the Military.

Perhaps that isn't Buhari's Result after all. I say this because that result appears to be fake and Buhari hasn't made any statement accepting the result as published by the Principal of his almamater. I hereby call on Buhari to either accept or reject the result as published. If he rejects it, he should do us a favour and show us his certificate (#BuhariShowYourCertificate). But If he accepts it, it means our Military actually enlisted Buhari despite failing Mathematics. If they did, was it the right thing to do?

Lets discuss

Mr Integrity obviously got there via corruption.

donphilopus:
You see this my precious iPhone 6?!

https://media.engadget.com/img/products/519/b53w/b53w-800.jpg

I would rather throw it into this creek:

https://www.gratistodo.com/contenido/fondos/windows/Creek.jpg

Than to vote this clueless Jonathan.



#IHaveDecided
#FeBuhari14th
#GMB/PYO

who dash you iphone6... mumu[size=12pt][/size]

pendy79:
God punish PDP and all that belief in the killer party.

Since Certificate and labelling the General as Islamist is not working. it is now a resort to plan B, setup a bomb kill innocent souls so as to prevent people from attending future campaign rallies of the general.

God will continué to expose them till Nigeria is delivered from the pang of corruption and inept leadership.

CHANGE WILL COME, NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO.

Mumu

dammytosh:
Dbanj is currently on a World tour and still on contract with a lot of brands.

Yet they said he is broke. M0r0ns.

No 1 called him broke save the writter ofvthis article

FrancisDiote:
According to a report by cityrovers..com Don Jazzy is working on a new song in which he is dissing
former label mate D Banj. In the song Don Jazzy is said to have confirmed rumours making the round that D Banj is broke by calling him a broke dude. See the full article

Don Jazzy we gathered just produced a song for his younger brother titled ‘Oga Titus’ and those who have heardthe song say that it is a direct attack on D’Banj. The song also confirmed the rumour in town that the ‘Eja Nla’ is broke. Cityrovers..com gathered that Don Jazzy might have capitalized on the news that took over the social media recently that D’Banj is enmeshed in debt. In the new song, it was said that ‘Now Money Don Lost’ confirming the perceived state of D’Banj’s bad state of finances.


Repeatedly, Don Jazzy and brother took swipe at D’Banj calling him ‘Oga Titus’ instead of ‘Eja Nla’. The duo even went further to ‘yab’ Tonto Dike because of her association with D’Banj lately. Part of the lyrics is produced below..

“Oga Titus is too pompous, you wan try us, now money don lost, boys are very big boys, you don Bleep up, you wan form boss, kasala don burst, where is oga Titus
You take night bus to come Lagos, you go campus, girl are very surplus, you no hint us, you wan com flex, now money don loss…….


http://www.temisblog.com/2015/01/don-jazzy-calls-d-banj-broke-dude-in.html?m=1

I've heard d song and its not about any one person, don j has explained d song on twitter several time, so stop cooking up beef btw men. Thanks