₦airaland Forum

Tonytonex:
but you can't still do without them.

Sure! They are our necessary evil. Every man has to be very careful in dealing with them. They do more harm than good in the lives of men. I've had my own unpalatable share of their evil deeds.

dre11:
Court dissolves 3-year-old marriage after wife eloped with lover



https://dailypost.ng/2022/01/13/my-wife-eloped-with-her-lover-after-our-marriage-man-tells-court/

Fear those creatures in skirts my guys!!!

etokhana:
http://saharareporters.com/2022/01/10/exclusive-hacker-breaks-nimc-server-steals-over-three-million-national-identity-numbers#:~:text=News-,EXCLUSIVE%3A%20Hacker%20Breaks%20Into%20NIMC%20Server%2C%20Steals%20Over%20Three%20Million,sensitive%20data%20at%20his%20disposal.

What! I hope my number is not one of them sha

SEO2002:
In the video below you can see Portable spraying money while some ladies rush to pick it up on his bed. Link to the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgK6KJdEpg4

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CYjTPbvhIO-/?utm_medium=copy_link

I cannot totally blame Portable. His story is that of a man who has suffered so much in life and suddenly stumbles on money. He would want to enjoy his life like there is no tomorrow.

Nevertheless, he has to be very careful so as to last long in his chosen career. Women are fucking monsters who do not remember yesterday. They only follow the trends.

SEO2002:
In the video below you can see Portable spraying money while some ladies rush to pick it up on his bed. Link to the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgK6KJdEpg4

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CYjTPbvhIO-/?utm_medium=copy_link

Women and money!!! Honestly, if money could be found on trees, women would prefer to marry monkeys.

AyeOpu:
Nigerians on social media have reacted to a poster with the inscription “GEJ Is Coming Back” which suggests the ambition of former President Goodluck Jonathan to contest for presidency in the 2023 elections.

The poster done by a faceless group known as the National Agenda for Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. It claimed it aimed for a better Nigeria come 2023.

However, this has been greeted with mixed reactions from citizens with many condemning Jonathan’s ambition.

This was even after the Instagram blog, mufasatundeednut, queried if Nigeria was going backwards or forward.

In her reaction, popular actress, Nkechi Blessing said she would vote for Jonathan if he chooses to run. She wrote, “I will over vote for him sef.”

Another Instagram user, @popcorrnn._ wrote, “Yesss oh, he should please come back. He had a far better government than Buhari, & it took for him to go for us to realize it, he should please come back.”

For @_james_oluwa, it is better to vote for Jonathan than any other candidate. He wrote, “It’s better to vote for him than any other candidate!! The Angel you know before is better than the one u just meet.”

However, others have shown a contrary opinion saying the former President would simply dent his image if he ran for the presidency again.

One of such users is @icobenson who said, “He will fail woefully, he didn’t maximize the opportunity given to him initially, so what does he have to offer this time absolutely NOTHING we need a fresh start. Soro Soke.”

shoes_by_shem opined: “This would be the most foolish move for him.”

Another user el_patron_wanz stated, “Dem wan package backwardness make e be like forwardness give us.”

kunle_real stated: “We're perambulating.”

comedianslimm01 said: “Can we pls stop....must everyone go and come back again.”

koin_zino Omo.. this man should just remain where he is before them go spoil his name.

rasheedahhhh said: “I see someone write "best of all"...suffer no dey tire you? Do people just follow these politicians blindly? Arrgh!”

iron_syd noted: “We saw this coming with his romance with the North and APC...they've left Tinubu behind.”

http://saharareporters.com/2022/01/07/nigerians-react-%E2%80%98goodluck-jonathan-coming-back%E2%80%99-2023-poster-surfaces-online

I think it will be better for Nigeria to have him back because he had been there before and he knew what went wrong during his reign. He will surely be ready to right his wrongs having learnt some political lessons from the causes of his downfall.

He is hundred times going to be better than Buhari besides I see him as a corrigible person unlike "our guy"

HardMirror:
I remember a pastor back then saying married people should try and watch porn once a while so that their marriage would be interesting. He claims sex is one of the issues in marriage and you need to work on it to make the relationship work.

So it is ok for married people to watch porn in order to improve their sexual relationship?

Porn is an adult content. As long as both couple are adults, there is nothing bad in it

Kwanza:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/age-telling-on-me-working-long-hours-%e2%80%95-buhari/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Our *guy" has suddenly become talkative these days; releasing statements here and there after years of dumbfounding towards the plights of the common masses in this country. Na wa oo

tutudesz:
I hope you no go blame your former wife for this accident

... But why do you want to kill yourself over another man's matter? The accident victim himself was pictured pressing his phone. That clearly shows that it's a minor one.

Odewaleadesoye:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2022/01/05/i-dont-believe-in-religion-wizkid/%3famp=1

You don't wake up sad because of two major reasons:
1. You are very rich and can easily afford anything you want.
2. You are not trapped with a Nigerian woman in the name of marriage.

[quote author=oshozondii post=109112995]https://dailytrust.com/electoral-bill-you-cant-dictate-to-people-buhari-slams-national-assembly
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You can’t dictate to people and say you are doing democracy. There should be options.

Is your government doing the biddings of majority of Nigerians? Nigerian politicians are synonymous to most of Nigerian pastors; they preach what they are not.

blamingthedevil:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/01/what-comes-to-mind-when-you-hear-pdp-failure-―-buhari/

I would have said something here had I not been warned by Bible not to answer a fool in his folly, lest you both become fools

NwekeUG:
Popular Nigerian cross-dresser, Bobrisky has said that he shouldn't be asked when he wants to get married, IgbereTV reports.

The cross-dresser stated that chilling with "the billionaire"' is all he wants and marriage is not in his "dictionary" at the moment.

Bobrisky wrote on Instagram;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CYTVGY-oKkj/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Hahahaha! Were ni boy yi sha

Abdulazeez99:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYUmElWLzwR/?utm_medium=copy_link

When beefing witches are reconciled, they keep flying the more!!! I thank God for your lives sha

FutureDecisions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSqJsPjCxdI

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYTkfphJY5r/?utm_medium=copy_link

You are ready for your doom and to live a shortened life

ajl:
Then, why bring him over to be benched. This is not like a typical Nigeria agbero No. 9. The record is there.

A team of like 22 good players cannot have them all on the field at the same time even if all the players are Messis or Ronaldols, some will still be benched for one reason or the other my guy

paulolee:
this wan jus send waste her time...some curses no de work, if all de work eeh, politicians, police n nepa for don die finish
for those endless mentions about curses of exes frustrating guys lives, una jus de joke..
since av bin dating, babes don scam me tire n pieces my heart but i accepted d pain, learned my mistake, moved on n didn't curse anybody
then I broke lady's heart n she come remove pants dey curse me n u de tell me say d curse go work?? na big lie abegi
d gods of curses isnt dt daft jhare, na she go tire n even after all her curses, I go still lap her junior sister or her friend if I get chance, Mk dm follow add their curses n nothing go happen..

My guy u don speak sense jare. Come to think of it, sebi na relationship no be marriage nah. Any relationship that is bound for marriage will never crash land. So, if your relationship crash-lands, you should know that you are not divinely billed for marriage with that person and you should be grateful that broken home or marriage has been averted which could be very dangerous.

paulolee:
this wan jus send waste her time...some curses no de work, if all de work eeh, politicians, police n nepa for don die finish
for those endless mentions about curses of exes frustrating guys lives, una jus de joke..
since av bin dating, babes don scam me tire n pieces my heart but i accepted d pain, learned my mistake, moved on n didn't curse anybody
then I broke lady's heart n she come remove pants dey curse me n u de tell me say d curse go work?? na big lie abegi
d gods of curses isnt dt daft jhare, na she go tire n even after all her curses, I go still lap her junior sister or her friend if I get chance, Mk dm follow add their curses n nothing go happen..

My guy u don speak sense jare. Come to think of it, sebi na relationship no be marriage nah. Any relationship that is bound for marriage will never crash land. So, of your relationship crash-lands, you should know that you are not divinely billed for marriage with that person and you should be grateful that broken home or marriage has been averted which could be very dangerous.

fergie001:
SOURCE

https://i-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w680/s/i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/02/19/52470793-10362893-image-a-85_1641150220481.jpg
https://i-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w680/s/i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/02/19/52470791-0-image-a-96_1641151009102.jpg

Bye bye if you want to go back. We were good before your arrival and will still be good and better after your departure. Every coach has right to his choice of team and play because if anything goes wrong, he will be solely blamed and subsequently sacked

owukpa:
Popular recording artiste and entertainer, Slim Joe Omo Alajo (Joshua Olonitan) is dead.


IDOMA VOICE recalls that the singer was down with kidney ailment and needed N15million for surgery to rise to his feet again.

The entertainer, who ruled the airwaves with ‘O ti Yanyan’ and many other hit songs and collaborations, was diagnosed with the kidney failure and has been on dialysis for some time.

The versatile entertainer, who hails from Odo-Ayedun in Ikole Local Government Area of Ekiti State, had called for the kind support of Nigerians to raise the required amount to stay alive.

The singer, however, died on Sunday at the age of 30.

His colleague, Raymond Gbaji, confirmed his death on Sunday.

SOURCE: https://www.idomavoice.com/2022/01/breaking-popular-singer-slim-joe-is-dead.html

Too young to die! Death is truly callous! RIP my guy

ezenwaez:
Lots of Npower Batch C Volunteers have been wondering why their November payroll status was removed, infact majority of the N-Power Batch C Volunteers felt that something was actually wrong with their payroll tab thinking they will not be paid for November.

The reason for the withdrawal of the November payroll status is just to satisfy NPower Batch C Volunteers better, as earlier discussed, the N-Power payment process is done separately and will be dispatched likewise, in a nutshell the payment will be made month after month and not jointly, after the payment of October stipend which will start soon the November stipend follows likewise, this method of payment allows for convenience and eliminates any form of congestion, payment errors and bottle necks when the payment actually starts.

NPower volunteers having the pending status will definitely be paid, after the pending the next stage has to be processing, then to paid finally, all N-Power Batch C Volunteers should take note, you can only be paid the moment your payroll status changes to PROCESSING, all N-Power Batch C Volunteers should ignore other volunteers claiming to have been paid while their payroll status is pending, please this is not the procedure for payment.

My September payment status is still processing even after I'd been paid. My October payment status is not even showing and I was paid early this morning

Danokoje14:
Police uncover illegal security outfit where people are killed, buried in Lagos [PHOTOS]



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/12/police-uncover-illegal-security-outfit-where-people-are-killed-buried-in-lagos-photos/amp/

Wahala no dey finish for naija sha

DonroxyII:
Primitive just like living in Jungles same way as Wild animals do on NatGeoWild .... MBA, I love today and the future evolutionary movements.

Honestly, living in Nigeria is synonymous to living in jungle. The difference is just the civilization ornament being used to becloud us into internal slavery in the hands of our tyrannically selfish elders and politicians

Thandiubani:
A Pastor has been seen bathing his female church members inside a basin during crossover service.

The bizarre incident was live-streamed for many people to see.

The crossover ritual was performed for his female church members and it is believed the incident happened in Ghana.

The cleric also claimed that he got the directive from above and knows it might cause controversy even though he has no option other than to obey the spirit.

Local news platforms in Ghana reported that the Pastor engaged in the ritual to cleanse his members so they will be "holy and pure"'.

Watch the video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgGrOfdYzJY

What I see here is the gullibility of women which is excellently indomitable when it comes to the tricks of these men of doom popularly called pastors

HenryDion:
So, my friend just called me early this morning to let me know that his newly married wife have a tattoo around her vagina area.

I was dumbfounded, cause that can only mean one thing, but we could be wrong.

Right now this so called friend of mine is confused and restless, and they were the 'no sex before marriage' crew.

I didn't bother asking for a picture, even though I was tempted to ask.

Dear NLders, what do you think about the tattoo? Should he be worried?

Though tattooing any part of one's body is a modern way of beautifying body just as one wishes, having it at a place mentioned (vagina area) I think to an extent is understandably worrisome for such a woman's husband.

Since it was no sex before marriage you both had, if you met her a *virgin* on your nuptial night, you don't have anything to be worried about because that clearly shows that the woman is just a 21st century type who loves fashion. But, if *the passage* was already porous when you firstly visited, my brother, I'm not very sorry to say, your woman is an Oshondi stuff.

It's your cross my brother. Just carry it in whatever pleasing way you can. Mind you, it rains everywhere after all women are a curse unto men from the time immemorial.

ezenwaez:
Lots of Npower Batch C Volunteers have been asking about the continuity of the N-Power program, others have been asking when the Npower Batch C2 program will commence.

The Minister for Humanitarian Affairs Sadiya Umar Farouq on Wednesday have assured the N-Power beneficiaries that their monthly stipends for the stipulated period of the N-Power program will continue to the end of the N-Power program.

According to the Minister for Humanitarian Affairs Sadiya Umar Farouq in relation to Mr President's approval, the Npower Batch C2 will commence soon, through which more Nigerian youths would be enlisted into the programme.

The NSIP National Coordinator, Umar Bindir, while responding to questions being raised over the funding of the N-Power scheme, said: “If you have a million Graduates attached every month for one year, and they are paid a stipend of ₦30,000 so every month, there’s a bill of ₦30 billion, just to pay the stipend and you can do the estimate in a year, you are talking about between ₦300 and ₦360 billion only paying for the stipend".

The government is sick in the head! They find it difficult to pay Batch C their money and they are planning for Batch C2? What a senseless administration!

Unique357:
My wife left me when I lost everything. She took our two children with her and has blocked me everywhere. I couldn't reach her to speak with my children. I have tried reaching her parents to no avail.

But now that things are going well for me, my brother in law lifted me and I am back to business and I have a girlfriend we are getting married next year march by God's grace.

Now my ex is back in the picture making life difficult for my girlfriend. She is blackmailing her and bombarding her with nasty messages to the extend of humiliating her in public, calling her all sorts of names like husband snatcher etc. I am angry with her because she has left me when I needed her the most and this girlfriend stood by me with my poor conditions and now she wants to play victim and putting the blame on my girl.

I want to arrest her and let her rot in jail but on the other side I don't want to do it for the sake of our children who are 10 years and 7 years. I want to deal with her in a calm way because there are children involved . What do you think I should do?

If your story is true the way it's narrated, then your ex-wife must be cruel and senseless. I think you need to threaten her with arrest and if after that she keeps disturbing, disgracing and threatening your girlfriend, find a way of reaching her parents and if that also can't solve the case, then you are left with no other option than getting her arrested and compelled to sign letter of undertaking never to disturb your new family again or else she will be made to face the wrath of law regardless of children involved.

Mind you, the woman that left you when you needed her most according to your story could not have cared whether you would die in poverty or not and as such, she shouldn't be handled with levity after all she must have been with some men after her departure from you. So, why is she now disturbing you? Deal with her in a way the girl that stayed with you through tick and thin will be made to live in peace with you because she doesn't have to pay for your ex's stupidity and unfaithfulness.

NOTE: Make sure you are ready to take custody of your kids should in case because they must not be made to pay for their mother's inability to stand the test of time with you. I wish you well in your new family.

*** Obinrin b'imo funni koni koma pani oooo

dre11:
The lawyer said the VAPP law has expanded the meaning of rape to now include any kind of touch on any part of the body considered inappropriate.



https://gazettengr.com/husband-touching-his-wife-inappropriately-is-rape-under-new-vapp-law-lawyer/

Honestly, book (education) is truly haram. The more learned we are, the more enslaved we become in the prison of our own creation.
Our society will be better living in our primitive ways than this shit

lalasticlala:
https://oneresearch.org/2021/12/29/recovered-patients-of-severe-covid-19-infection-233-more-likely-than-negative-counterparts-to-die-within-year/

Laslas na one death go kill a man jare

PlayMaker14:
Atleast, he's better than the Franco-German fraud called Gernot Rohr who failed as a coach with the Squirrels of Burkina Faso, Niger and Super Eagles of Nigeria.


Welcome onboard José and succeed in your job.

Playmaker14 is so funny! How can someone who has just been appointed be better than our former coach even when he has not done anything? He may have good past records, that doesn't mean he is going to be more successful than his immediate predecessor just like that. No! He has got to work and have a bit of luck to win trophies for this seemingly accursed country.

newswires:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXH1lZZ5Xig

ikogbonna’s ex Sonia and alexxekubo’s ex, fancyacholonu link up in Lagos.wahala no too much like this �

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYDoKm0BBWa/?utm_medium=copy_link

This meeting of exes would be no more than how to knack on another men's heads. Women are just a thorn in the flesh of men sha

NovesaTillie:
Good morning and merry Christmas everyone.

Please I'm in dilemma and really need some good advice.
This guy and I have been on this relationship thing for 5 months now with occasional misunderstandings here and there. The first one was because he visited me and refused to go after the time he said he would leave, when he finally left I got back home from work only for the security to call me that I have a visitor at the main gate and behold it was him.
I allowed him stay the night because he's a nice guy, really good in bed and also helps in the house to do stuff like wash the dishes and cooking.

Fast forward to December 15th we agreed he comes over and we spend the Christmas at my place then go to his place from 27th so we can enjoy the new year there. As we agreed, he came to my place on 17th of December and has not made any moves to leave or for us to go to his place. I am moved to create this thread because I got home from work yesterday and noticed more of his things have been arranged in the wardrobe with his shoes arranged by the front door..

Please how do I address this? I can't go on like this. He eats a lot. Snores also.
Is relationship not supposed to be the other way around why is he moving into my apartment like I'm going to marry him
We both stay in Abuja.

Mods please kindly move to Frontpage.

Please how do I address this? I can't go on like this. He eats a lot.
You have to keep enjoying him after all his eating a lot makes him Bleep you a lot. Everything is for your own good my dear. I wish you both happy staying life.