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RomanceRe: She Constantly Ignored His DM On Instagram For 3years! Now They Are Married by abimic(m): 9:24pm On Mar 19, 2017
Jodha:
.. Lol grin... That's a real niggur. He knows what he wants and keeps going for it till he gets it..

Guys should in fact imitate him grin..
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No be one chance jhoor.. I don't think she's a billionaire.. It's true and pure love grin
Ehn ehn
Guys should imitate him.. Lol.. I know the Jodha I know doesn't mean that..
No worry. .
Duly noted grin
Happy Sunday
RomanceRe: She Constantly Ignored His DM On Instagram For 3years! Now They Are Married by abimic(m): 10:24am On Mar 19, 2017
Jodha.. . Come and see something o... .. Could this be true love? .... The guy is just a victim of one chance.. ...... .. 3yrs?? ?? Wetin happen!? Is she a billionaire?
RomanceRe: 2017 Miami Spring Break: Weed, Booze, Twerking, Sex On The Beach(Photos) by abimic(m): 8:44pm On Mar 18, 2017
Now I know why my guy was trying to dissuade me from furthering in Miami, so he thought he could enjoy this alone. Imagine seeing one's leisure out here after work, classes, next would be how to become a citizen. These people would even make Socrate wish he lived this time.
EducationRe: See Why You Need To Eat More Eggs! You'll Be Suprised At 1 by abimic(m): 3:52pm On Mar 15, 2017
yemsai:
Cc: abimic
Egg is good but carrot does it better for me, there's just one thing what I go for must have, with all these, egg lacks the prerequisite, i and egg never get along really well, but the write up ehn, the op should have learnt to bullet points for easy perusal since this a public platform for all sets of people than this circumlocution. But don't forget to keep the yolk for me o, u know nah
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Scandal: Apostle Johnson Suleman Is INNOCENT Based On Evidence In This Repot by abimic(m): 8:57pm On Mar 07, 2017
Built2last:
Woman woman woman...chai...They lift and pull down. Blessed is he that gets a good one
Yes, blessed is he that gets a good one, yet they all claim to be good from the onset,till the chaffs are filtered off.
Christianity EtcRe: Festus Keyamo Replies Apostle Johnson Suleman Over Stephanie Otobo by abimic(m): 5:15pm On Mar 07, 2017
saintmark88:
My point is prick no dey know class of pvssy
Maybe starved prick, there's class and I don't do slut, classless & dirty ones, so your notion of prick no dey know class, I wonder where it came from,maybe you though, moreover he's got a cute wifey that the otobo or whatever she calls herself can't match in terms of everything, so why won't there be class if he were to flirt!?
Christianity EtcRe: Festus Keyamo Replies Apostle Johnson Suleman Over Stephanie Otobo by abimic(m): 9:12am On Mar 07, 2017
saintmark88:
Bros Suleiman no pet prick, d babe no get pvssy??..... Stop saying this rubbish, if u know what these so called pastors do, u will marvel at d level they go to..... Thts y if anyone near me say him b pastor, na I'm I dey give close marking pass
U didn't get!? I ain't saying suleman can't be adulterous, but it would be inane of him to do that with this cheap girl and a slut when there are better ones out there was just my point, reason I don't believe this girl that could be bought over easily even by detractors of suleman is that, she's cheap, classless, a slut, covetous and not in the class of suleman.
PoliticsRe: Protesters Stall Osinbajo's Meeting In Edo With Stakeholders by abimic(m): 8:33pm On Mar 06, 2017
I Blame the governor, he should have detailed the visit of the Ag President to include the affected communities. it's not as if PYO would have disagreed unlike buhari.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Wants Obasanjo To Refund The N10m Donation He Made Towards His Library by abimic(m): 8:25pm On Mar 06, 2017
Fayose is the only governor that complains after he does a deed he never was forced into. Even little child won't such be a cry cry baby as if he can match buhari, APC, obj at same time, he would just go into oblivion. From sheriff to donating money, Chai fayose must have a bad spirit pushing him somewhere that would consume him at Last.
Christianity EtcRe: I Didn’t Promise Stephanie Otobo Marriage – Apostle Suleman by abimic(m): 8:03pm On Mar 06, 2017
I love the arrest as orchestrated by suleman at the instance of the police, she needs to say her own part that justice can be served rightly, no one dares blackmail me and think I won't get he or she arrested by all legal means possible. Shit I won't take while I'm rich, it's from before I became rich I would never take such poo. Better she's arrested, let her say her own, so that the issue can be killed and buried once.
Let breeze blow, make Fowl yansh open so that we know the truth.
Christianity EtcRe: Festus Keyamo Replies Apostle Johnson Suleman Over Stephanie Otobo by abimic(m): 7:52pm On Mar 06, 2017
Even if I were to flirt, I would never contemplate any serious relationship with one who makes musical career a profession, suleman only sin was to have spoken against the killings of Christians, politics is really a dirty game. Even if suleman were to look for who would bear him male children, stripper like this wouldn't have being an option for him when there are many good girls out there. let her release their chats, saved voice calls, pictures of his randiness till the extent of licking her private part Chai, some people are just without conscience.. .. Suleman wouldn't stoop so low with this slut when he knows things could backfire, he would have played it safe with a Behind local girl that would be hidden somewhere not already made slut wey don tear eye and yansh that could leak his secret easily. Abeg, feyamo should cook another story abeg.
RomanceRe: Happy New Month Romancelanders by abimic(m): 5:21am On Mar 02, 2017
[quote author=Esty20 post=54181679][/quote].
Finally brought you on board barrister, this is com.. .. . Not commenting yet o... .. . Hope u've being good.
RomanceRe: Happy New Month Romancelanders by abimic(m): 6:24am On Mar 01, 2017
Happy new month to:
yemsai, ore mi atata
Jodha... The goddess
Esty20.. . The barrister that hardly comments
RomanceRe: Happy New Month Romancelanders by abimic(m): 6:16am On Mar 01, 2017
yemsai:
Hapi new month to abimic, terridabull, olalan, soberdrunk tongue , firstking,...
Osu yi asowa sowo,asowo si alafia, asowa si gbogbo ohun rere ile aye..


Also to my Lil bro(not a Nlander tho).. 2day is his bday..hapi birthday dear (seun)..big sis luvs u so much..wishing u long life nd prosperity! Age wif grace..mmmwah!
Thanks jare ore mi to sure, wa gbayi, abeg barman give her 10 crates of 33, make she enjoy the new month... lol
Wishing your little brother happy birthday and happy new month too. Wishing him the best too.. .
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 7years Old Girl Asked Google For A Job In Writing And Got A Response From CEO. by abimic(m): 4:13am On Feb 17, 2017
Highly inspiring, that is one of the good companies to work on the international level, we all want to be developers with Google when the time comes, guess Nigerian employers have got no such time, except you're a star or a famous kid, forget your letter reaching its destination in Nigerian office Talk more of getting a reply.
RomanceRe: After Having Sex With Her.. She Suddenly Wants A No Sex Relationship..(help) by abimic(m): 4:19pm On Feb 11, 2017
Esty20:
maybe she doesn't want the relationship to just be sex centered! she has better priorities! that's what u guys like sex,sex and sex!
Not always true, not with me though wink
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Always Dodges Responsibilities by abimic(m): 12:02am On Feb 06, 2017
Situations like these are where my VampireeM triumphs, abeg, to my hardworking girl, VampireeM, three smirn off for you,even though she no go show here, she can shy.... let this one be trolling over who pays her bill and who doesn't when in this era, SSCE certificate holders are making money no matter how little. By the time recession finish biting her, she go turn jumoke.. ....
RomanceRe: Men Are Scum- Says Me (pictures) by abimic(m): 11:24am On Feb 04, 2017
Jodha:
Use it for only toilethuh grin grin

My day was stressful... Yhurs?...
Same thing i use mine only for too, my yesterday was fun, I hardly have stressful days courtesy of the good people around who ease the stress, you inclusive. What made your yesterday stressful?
RomanceRe: Men Are Scum- Says Me (pictures) by abimic(m): 9:32pm On Feb 03, 2017
Jodha:
Good morning dearie...

I have ass jhor grin(not big ass oo) grin

Short people are wicked (my opinion).

I don't feel concerned about the protest cause I feel it won't change anything
U don't read really need to have it big, I'm contented with it be it small as long as u can use the toilet grin..... .
How the day?
RomanceRe: Let's Wish 5 Romancelanders A Happy New Month by abimic(m): 7:51am On Feb 03, 2017
Jodha:
Anything higher than that is a giraffe? That's a big lie... There girls of 5.10,5.11,6.0...ft tall and trust me they look dope... The problem is when you're unproportionally tall.. For example longer torso... Shorter legs... And so no... Without hips, or lirrle ass to back up... (that's like horrible), nothing in this world you'll wear that will look good on yhu... With that kinda shape...

Except that... It's gorgeous to be tall no Matter how tall... I'm not light skinned maybe it's the light... I'm kinda "chocolate" in complexion grin
I can't but just wonder number of times you must have turned and turned, twisted, dance, bend to look at yourself in the mirror, u clearly have an over view of your full self like when the military carry out aerial surveillance cheesy grin
Of course, it's good to be tall, boys or girls alike, be it slim or fat, being tall makes u fret not, at least, I knew it all started from u slapping a guy who touched the delicate area, had u being short, the guy go just seize u for pocket go deal with u well for corner cry huh....
Since seun couldn't fix Pms on here, your other mail shows it's full unto celebrity. So which other active frequently accessed one u have!?
RomanceRe: Let's Wish 5 Romancelanders A Happy New Month by abimic(m): 7:16am On Feb 03, 2017
yemsai:
I'm jst seeing dis...same to u dear..thanks!
U don finally go to bed, oloorun.. .. better come back here....
U welcome.. Omo to gbayi
RomanceRe: Men Are Scum- Says Me (pictures) by abimic(m): 6:48am On Feb 03, 2017
Jodha:
Hmm that's your own philosophy... Other guys think differently... Trust me there is a kinda tall that doesn't require boobs/ass I don't know whether you've seen that kinda tall... Trust me it's epic....

She'll be like a model.. Nice shape.. With just lirrle hips no ass.. No big boobs... I once saw a girl like that she was about 6.0ft tall.. (I was mad though, cause she was far taller than me) but she looked dope"✌

I don't mean slim Asin look sickly oo..

Oh that 2face stuff... I knew but I didn't really take notice of the date... I'on think it will hold anyways...
I got the pic clearly of the dope girl, I even saw one today sef, didn't know when I muttered wow to her hearing, and she was like feeling on top the world, slim, small boobs, small ass and very confident.
I'm pretty sure u've described yourself too, and it is dope too, tall, small boobs, small ass or no ass, with little hips grin.... Nice one, tall girls rock though and they're loving, welcoming, unlike short girls that are most times pained unnecessarily over what I know not of.
Good morning
Yes, the protest might not hold because it seems divided more now, again, it's on a working day, of which thousands who are employed wouldn't want to lose their jobs under private employers that they're managing themselves, no one wants to become jobless now, not even now especially. 2baba isn't working under anybody, so he can be home one year and still live fine than even people going to work 24/7 a year..... 2012 was a bit successful because there was a nationwide strike, so many trooped out in support before NLC short changed Nigerians.
RomanceRe: Let's Wish 5 Romancelanders A Happy New Month by abimic(m): 11:57am On Feb 02, 2017
NwannekaUloma:
thanks dear
have a fabulous month..God bless you
U too dear and I hope u are preparing our charm o
RomanceRe: Let's Wish 5 Romancelanders A Happy New Month by abimic(m): 10:07am On Feb 02, 2017
Jodha:
I'm blushing oo grin grin grin....

Why won't I deny shocked undecided.. I know I'm tall but definitely I'm not the tallest.... That's an heavy title and I don't want it...

Happy new month to yhu too dearie kiss
What makes u think u aren't the tallest female then, anything higher than that is a giraffe. U didn't know?
But u don't really look tall sef from your dp neither slim too, maybe due to the positioning. But u look light in complexion there.. .. .
And how's work going?
RomanceRe: Men Are Scum- Says Me (pictures) by abimic(m): 10:00am On Feb 02, 2017
Jodha:
Balance diet or no balance diet... I'on like it... And that's it...

If yhu call 5.9ft too tall then I'm "too tall"... grin... Tall and chubby.. Slim and short? That's not true dearie... I'm not chubby.. I'm slim and I know I'm not looking that bad(by the grace of God).. grin

Chubby and short.. Is OK and tall and slim is bae grin

What's happening on Feb 6?
We are of same height then, tall and slim isn't bad if there is back side to match up the confidence publicly, but short and chubby go be like robocup nah, with yam like kind of calf, wey go b like shuku, and it really turns off, short and chubby forces to impress by shaking everything that no one even notices, but slim and short with Behind backside are always most times respectful, and they have swag when they walk esp when they wear sneakers, might not necessarily be applicable to all slim and short but majority of them. Anything goes as a match for tall, but slim with dry back and front is over slim o that one no be slim again o. .
February 6th is when the much publicized 2face protest had being billed to hold, u didn't know about it?
RomanceRe: As Per Love, Who Will You Charm On This Forum by abimic(m): 2:21am On Feb 02, 2017
NwannekaUloma:
who need the charm,come make i prepare the juju for una grin grin
valetine is coming soon so no waste time oo cheesy cheesy tongue tongue
Since u are a charmer, shaman, I kindly need one that can make us a charmed circle. wink
RomanceRe: Men Are Scum- Says Me (pictures) by abimic(m): 1:49am On Feb 02, 2017
Jodha:
Noo shocked.


If it was left to me.. Beans will never sell in the market... It's the worst food ever...

I can't eat it alone sef... But I can manage it... If it's mixed with rice...

I don't think my height is based of what I eat... Its hereditary.. There isn't any short person in my family...
Beans worst food, Maybe u think u living in GEJ era..
Beans still remains a top choice for me, infact, it really served me lots of purposes when I was in the University then. Did u say manage if mixed with rice?
Mixing it with rice makes it a balanced diet nah undecided
Of course, it is not as if a man with dwarfism can just suddenly take short cut to growing taller by eating beans. But hope u aren't too tall, it's always cool tall and chubby or short and slim, that makes a perfect body size for ladies. Are u getting ready for Feb 6?
RomanceRe: Let's Wish 5 Romancelanders A Happy New Month by abimic(m): 1:43am On Feb 02, 2017
Let me wish them all my five romancelanders, happy new month.. ... ......
Ifitumiojo, my barrister friend in law school abuja, wishing u a successful career afterwards, I do know u've missed calabar, extend my greetings to mum. . Your Lagos boy says happy new month....
Yemsai, congratulations on your graduation, wishing u a next great step afterwards...... Your boy not expecting you to go to bed this morning says happy new month.
A very good ally, VampireeM, the Lekki girl, my strong friend, hardworking, what more can I say? Yes! The sleeping girl too who does that without taking drugs, hopefully she won't sleep on water someday grin..... abimic wishes u a happy new month..
Jodha, I remember once saying domineering but she countered it, maybe the adjective was a bit harsh, then assertive would do, in just few days, I felt like I've known enough, direct and blunt, straight forward regardless whose ox is gored, u give her she gives u back word for word, infact sometimes harsher, but I do know she's the tallest female romancelander tongue which she would deny now p..... Abimic wishes u a happy new month of Valentine, reminds me Jack and Rose....
Lastly to NwannekaUloma, just want to wish u a happy new month.
RomanceRe: Men Are Scum- Says Me (pictures) by abimic(m): 3:38am On Feb 01, 2017
Jodha:
Shakira keh... Tryst me ion know how to dance...

I didn't claim any height oo.... Thatz how tall I am...

Same 2 yhu dearie
Like for real...
Is beans your favorite?
RomanceRe: Men Are Scum- Says Me (pictures) by abimic(m): 8:38am On Jan 30, 2017
Jodha:
Ion like dancing oooo... I'd rather sit down comfortably and watch others dance... grin

You're wrong dearie I don't have a domineering personality.. I just hate it when peeps don't see things from my perspective(I know not everyone would see things the way I see em) but yet... At least people should understand what I'm saying...
You'd rather sit and watch others dance, as what o, as someone invited to watch a show cool.... U that, if someone takes a closer look, your dancing moves would be more than that of Shakira but here pretending like adekunle gold.. So, are u truly the height you claimed?...
Happy new week...
Christianity EtcRe: El-rufai Must Produce Herdsmen He Paid To Stop Killing Christians –  suleman by abimic(m): 11:52pm On Jan 29, 2017
U would hardly see a united Christian, we all be claiming God is protecting me, I can't fall victim, praying here and there as if they have more special anointing than the dead. If we don't act united now, more Christians would be killed and nothing would happen, yet we keep praying as if US ain't praying, yet they tackle their issues head on. Muslims speak with one voice but Christians, we tend to be more pontifical than the pope . we are even more afraid than the death itself, yet they pray for rapture,ss if they would all make heaven. hypocrite!!!.... . Suleiman ride on,injustice to one is injustice to All.
RomanceRe: Men Are Scum- Says Me (pictures) by abimic(m): 12:22am On Jan 29, 2017
Jodha:
Taah it's a lie.. goddesses do not party, they're calm and detest gra gra things (eg clubbing and all that)...

My good handiwork you mean grin grin
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Who dances gra gra these days, haven't u heard of couple dancing? I need teach u this dance, the rhythm, arithmetic and flexibility make it fit for us, the tall ones, goddesses do this type of dance and not skelewu. grin
Your handiwork?
Good!!
Maybe the gods would have answers to that but what I sense is a domineering personality. Happy Sunday

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