₦airaland Forum

VampireeM:
I will bite you oh
No be only man na hermaphrodite

... Okoroawusa don already say him to give d person 5m wey provide VampireeM..... And u know the economy is bitting harder that even buhari had to run away, so, how e go b nah, make we meet for imo state government house nah, or u go meet me there

Wonders shall never end, so VampireeM is a man and lives in owerri.. . Issorit, God dey.... .

Jodha:
I'm not saying I fit into her shoes... I like her and thatz it...

I'm like the biggest Bollywood fan... I watch their movies like craay...

Lol.. Val is till far nah... Although ion attach much importance to that day... I mean it's just like every other day...

I have no plans on... But I think any plans to book me or something... "Don enter one chance" cause I'm not that kind of person...

(I don't know if you understand what I'm typing sef) ....

Of course, i myself doubt I got what u typing sef, ....
But Like u would be so free dat day to party hard and down ... .. . And tear off the roof top likewise. That's what goddesses do, fine u nailing it too .. .
I'm seeing your handiwork here though.

Jodha:
It's Hindi... Jodha is like a Indian legendary goddess /empress...

Went as planned...

So u indirectly saying u can fit properly into the shoes of a goddess, Indian goddess at that. Don't forget goddesses are always admired by many which is indirectly evident here in few days. Hope u do watch their films too and how's the prep for the red day, the Valentine's ♥ day... Make I quick book space before sharper shooters dislodge me like FTC on nairaland.
Good morning

Jodha:
I totally wish I had the power to make people see what I'm thinking... Typing alone I wouldn't be able to explain my points to you..


Anyways trust me when I say "some girls are foolish" not gullible... I know this for a true fact.... It's the *absolute truth*...

Hope your day went as planned?

Sure it did, yours?
Of course I've got trust you if I were to go by my first instinct.
So Tell me, what's it with your moniker, Jodha, what does it mean and coined from? maybe Judith with something else.

Jodha:
Benefit what exactly?

All these ones you're typing na "big big talk"

One thing I have most is self control, even at my own detriment... I still insist if every girl reasons like me "konji will kii some guys"

Well no doubt, self control matters, even in marriages, but your emphasis on konji would kill some guys ehn, like this is too sure for u, u go don show those guys around u pepper,Tough one I could perceive there like buhari body odour. firstly, it all depends on your class, level of exposure to be so certain what u claim. If one is in a relationship, of course konji wouldn't be an issue as it would be ran on mutual understanding, albeit some bf still cheat on their gf and what would u do here, no be if u catch am sef. For the singles, in adekunle's voice, there's a man for every woman, and not even nowadays that more girls are on the loose sexually, the only thing is God should protect we guys, konji talks are stale lately, except the guy is like me practicing self control, else there are girls out there who aren't slut ready to meet the demands ranging from office, to university, to outing, seminars, and even nairaland as we meet new people daily. And if all girls were to reason like u, Konji would have long died since the 90s, as this would give more guys the resolve to test your ball. Good morning

HtwoOw:
In your mind , suleman is high profile ?

Anything religion, ethnicity, secession, corruption, high rate of unemployment, hunger shouldn't be handled with kids glove, hence the need for caution to avoid a state of precipice.

sweerychick:
Kenya again hmm, if this doesn't hit front page you know I'd miss my period

And what made u think it would, funniest part was drawing your period into it... U must be a sweet chick sorry, swerrychick, all na d same jare. But I'd really wish it never did... .

Jodha:
Face be like monkey abi ape we lick lime... (that post got me like laughing really hard for real)


Most guys are dogs, it's not a new thing... I'm typing from experience....

We now live in a world where we have sorry dogs with uncontrollable libido as men.... It's do depressing....

I wish every girl reasons like me sometimes (most girls are foolish also)... If it was left to me... Most guys would die of konji... Seriously

Iwo ehn, most girls aren't foolish, infact none is when it comes to sexual relation but gullible. Infact, all girls are depending on who's fingering the brain. No doubt some guys are dogs but self control/ abstinence till meeting right partner is best. Left to you, most guys would die of konji, funny and untrue, infact, I don't expect you to fall for all guys and the one u do for, surely would drill it well and make reverse be the case of you wanting to escape the konji instead. Moreover, ladies stand to benefit more as we guys are more at the losing end, so it's to you ladies' benefit, so ladies should literarily be more konjified but our feelings and sexual desires if peak are not easily hidden unlike ladies'. Infact, an old man can be doing like baby because of wetin e want chop. See ehn, when u pass through Royale in Ikeja Lagos even as early as 5am when I go to work, u need see some Behind, fine girls that are classic who really need to escape the konji world. But Should I say you're coitophobic?

HtwoOw:
Like the haters before you , it's speculation


If someone steals and Police arrests the suspect 3 weeks later , does that mean Presidency ordered the Police ?


There are different authorities handling different affairs of the country , they can do their job without the president's interference

Anyway then, u could as well not blame buhari for the recession, not blame buhari for the many things done wrongly in the country since there are people appointed to head such offices. It's good you know that when there are high profile issues to be attended to in the country, the presidency must give clearance. If u are to be arrested, even dpo need not know but let them arrest obj and see if it will not enjoy presidential clearance but despite his corrupt tendencies, EFCC can never arrest him, u know why, it would never enjoy presidential backing. Any high profile influential personality if to be touched must get presidential backing, like the Shiite leader, even the president spoke about it on his media parley last year and from his words, he gave his consent to the arrest. So try and know how politics run. Who cares about non influential personalities, who knows if they exist? Bro, face reality in politics of nowadays.
Again, there's no high profile issue to carry out that buhari won't be aware of despite he's on vacation.

Jodha:
It's not a matter of beauty some guys are dogs literally... I wasn't shaking anything... I was walking calmly.

Of course I know that, some guys are "off" upstairs, slap those ones and you'll find yourself in a hospital... I know the category of guys to slap..

My day is going as planned, thank you!... Yours?

I've always had beautiful days even when stress stares me in the face courtesy of good and beautiful people around. I checked your profile and saw u new, I could sense future miss nairaland in the making....... Guess u would not mind put in for the contest when it's here.

I wonder what Jodha Bae would have done here, she would cut off the guy's head....

Jodha:
No amount of apology can salvage a woman's wounded pride.

I type this with confidence because such incidence has happened to me.

I was innocently walking on the road, a guy tapped my ass and his friends were hailing him from the back, I gave him a dirty slap, all he did was laugh, I angrily walked away.


So you c my points some guys are to be slapped to stupor

Your beauty must be extra ordinary, out of this world and surely one a guy can't take away his eyes if beheld once, and maybe u were shaking it too much likewise just like dbanj's emergency. I just wonder number of guys u would have slapped on the road, hope u are not hulk hogan .... Well, if u say some, fine! But not all guys can be slapped though,it's good to know that. How your day?

Jodha:
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Before you ignorantly jump into conclusion, you not scroll backwards and read my previous posts.


My point of argument is that a lady is not wrong to slap a guy that physically harrases/molasses her publicly.



That's all, ion care about the hogwash that Twitter lady is typing

U just straddled the fence, anyway, with this lie, the girl dare not attempt slap the guy, she go dey disgraced esp if na the guy base be that area, hence the girl need be careful and tread wisely. If well established, raising alarm would better so that people would be gathered and you can get collective back up, people would even assist you deal with they guy, but if u go dey form too know go slap guy wey b say na him kind person still dey inside Bus, u go slap am first before u raise alarm, d guy slap back ehn go turn u for ground o, moreover, those kind of guys are not reasonable enough to deem it fit not to retaliate, they would give u double u gave dem before help even come. Don't go and be too forward to slap an army officer, na sorry be the case o because even people go even blame u as he might deny it while the slap mark on your face.. Chai, na tribal make e go b.
So best, raise alarm and u can do and undo then if the guy had being coerced and pressured into succumbing, then u can even go ahead and hit his head sef, except that no go form James Bond for outside o, abeg.
What if the guy apologizes before you raise alarm, would u still raise the alarm or under what grounds can you not make an issue from the assault.

Jodha:
I don't know, is it that everyone is confused or people just can't understand English?


I'm so surprised that nobody here can get my point


#shakes head... I give up!

Everyone should stick to their opinion and stick to mine

Whatever warped conceit you have, if it agrees with the bare faced liar girl's twitter post, it's either you two ✌ know not what a dvck looks like, or still a virgin or over hit that thing that clear cut of how dvck operates has eluded you people's imagination and think it works like magic in the wonderland to achieve any thing even if impossible. Standing erect in the bus:,probably only possible in the BRT , market place, queue are some of the logical few instances possible, but in a bus seated, it's impossible to have this lady's post believed, I won't be surprised ladies here would also agree to a deceitful post where a lady would claim to have being coerced into sex in a public place on busy road at Daytime, like Oshodi, I know u ppl would still believe that. Anyway if u feel still unconvinced, I stay in Lagos, I could let you know ;Dit's not possible that she lied,after work hours though.

Just look for ways to get your brother out and your lawyer would advise you better, but as it stands, if the guys are truly diplomat, there's nothing you can do them as this is minute issue to draw government's attention as they've got lots on their neck, u can't charge them to court in the host country and if the crime is so egregious not like bashing a car, then the diplomat could be made a persona non grata and recalled back to their country and tried there. Immunity for diplomats is extra ordinary since the days of Machiavelli. So bro, immunity isn't because they're white, it cuts across color, continents, as long as you're a diplomat be it Benin emissary, you have immunity anywhere in the host country over the world. You need go read how much new york lost over what a diplomat did and even UK, so yours is small bro, get brother our first before he suffers further .

Freewoman:
If you have spiritual wife.................please apply this short method, get that spiritual wife married to another man then you will be free of her

U sounded too mathematical and analytical, he doesn't even know them at the moment, so no way the pairing Could happen, it's a dream talking about the future, moreover they're two, so it's best he seeks counsel from his church pastor, one he looks up to as a guide except he doesn't even go to church, everybody has, even the top men of God in the likes of adeboye, oyedepo has but still, prayer is the key. Marrying the spirit wife off isn't the key as she would destroy the new man and not still let the real guy rest if he's not fervent in prayers if the sprit people really meant business.

He is a practicing engineer and he wants others to be farmers,must we all go to farm? If all the big men children were to face real and unprejudiced recruitment exercise devoid of favoritism, imbalances and influence, believe me, none of these big men children would get a role and they would all be jobless and they wouldn't come out to say people should go into farming. Fine, farming is good, but we can't all be farmers. Only a man that has lost it speaks this way.

Had it being buhari treated AIT this way, some Nigerians who are themselves dumb would be quick to call buhari dullard,Had a personality like fayose being a governor in US, guess trump would have being attacking him personally in return. Trump is a no nonsense, hard guy who takes no shit unlike buhari who takes shit.

Fayose is the most brainless of all PDP governors in Nigeria, empty barrel makes so much a noise, even the yorubas are not as rugged as the igbos yet, SE Governors watch as things unfold and could be steps ahead in their plans. But fayose is more like a woman who speaks too much and nags a lot of times. Firstly, PDP had being at the Centre since 4th Republic began until recently and past governors of the state did not make a fuss out of it because it's something of mutual understanding. State Governors buy cars and others for police, some even build for them not because it's a must but for a greater purpose and mutual understanding. The agencies not paying weren't ordered by FG not to FG but it's a thing between the governor and the state coordinators. Fayose must have bred lots of enemies in those agencies probably the reason they are trying him, since he said he's not afraid of jail or persecution, he should prepare for worst when he leaves power. Starting from his blackmail during 2015 campaign till he leaves power, the FG witch hunting would be so crystal clear and nothing anybody would do because he that laughs last laughs best. Let him be ranting now like Bush baby does, his oga at the top is detailing his acts, asylum would be his last resort.

Fayose is more concerned with questioning buhari than realizing his own goals as governor

yemsai:
Abimic...u r needed here.

Duly noted

Daplux4:
liar it is another way to loot the money, that was how they use IDP money to cut grass
the money should be accessible by everyone except politicians

I beg to disagree, as corrupt as the politicians are, so are we the citizens, imagine someone not vulnerable on nairaland also demanding for the 5k, as bad as the politicians could be, some of us condemning them if given the chance to lead would do worst than them. Frankly, the scheme could be loaded with corrupt people but there are people who truly need this money and no matter the economic development or improvised means possible, it doesn't really get to where they're. I just only hope its real intent and purposes are meant and fulfilled.

All of you clamoring for the 5k, if you don't know, the 5k isn't meant for you as the poor and vulnerable amongst us aren't on the Internet as they can't afford even the data to access it. So all these graduates claiming poor should feed from npower and leave the 5k for the truly vulnerable Nigerians which the world Bank in collaboration with the UN had already captured.

Coldfeet:
Lolz Thank you

The thank you wouldn't solve anything though but u welcome, where's the party at, I don't mind the after party either. ..
Happy new year by the way... ..

If the story is anything to go by, then the woman would carry the chunk of the blame as there was room for courtship before the marriage proper to get acquainted with your partner hence she overlooked thinking he would change. Men don't pretend for long, our unmanly nature if any can't stand the test of time. She should have quitted the abusive relationship before it DEGENERATED to abusive marriage.

Coldfeet:

Husband beater spotted, but this would only turn the man on the more ..... Those cries are of joy, moment of joy .....
Happy birthday by the way.... .

Anyway, thank God for your life but taking a selfie at this point shouldn't be for public consumption but for remembrance which would be deemed fit to be posted online after a long while.

She must be dark Firstly, then her kind of face, her composure and she should be of average size and of moderate height,moderate back side and breast, she must be one who gives attention to neatness, above all, character and godliness.

Yemsai even said if mtn gives 1k for 100mb, she go still subscribe, her love for mtn pass the managing director own, she's more mtn than SA. Glo all the way,detractors can go to other networks, glo won't even feel it.

jideayuba:
judging from last year experience, the exam didn't start until like 3 or 4pm. The arrangement will be state by state.

Until 3pm or 4pm!? , guess such exam would run late in the night, doubt many would take their test that same day.

kosasly:
SENT

Please, may I kindly have the pq sent to my mail address too, Abimic4real@gmail.com.
Thanks!