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DID YOU SAY YOU ARE TAKING LYRICA 75MG ONCE A WEEK AND IT'S DECREASING YOUR PAIN? MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO BE TAKING IT DAILY OR TWICE A DAY AND I'M NOT SEEING ANY POSITIVE EFFECT.quote author=ejikesuv post=90999759]Good evening bros I think I have sciatica too, caused from slipped disc. here are the ways I manage since I can't afford good health care
First I buy ibuprofen tablet (ibex /ibucap)
Calcium tablet (calcimax)
Then this one which is expensive Lyrica (prebagalin) 75 mlg 7500 naira to calm the sciatic nerves so you can sleep fine 1 tablet is enough per week

Secondly, I downloaded the yoga app and do the exercises there every morning, especially the cobra, and seated spinal twist, they help somehow..

Thirdly go to YouTube and check stretches and exercises for sciatica they help especially Athlean X check them out.

Lastly, you have to rest, and not do strenuous work

The pain really took away the joy of living, I just hope it helps you a little like it does for me. .
Ciao[/quote]

CASSAVA IS NOT NATIVE TO NIGERIA BUT WE HAVE DIFFERENT TRIBAL NAMES FOR IT.

missjekyll:
it's not native to Nigeria. I would be surprised if anyone has a name for it.

DID YOUR GRAND PARENTS DO ALL THOSE THINGS TO KEEP THEIR MARRIAGES AFLOAT?

vickydankal:
You have to understand that sexual satisfaction comes from many factors other than sex. But I will center on sex but in all money is a requirement to:
1. Stay in shape
2. Eat healthy
3. Maintain smell (deodorants)
4. To go to the gym
5. Room environment
6. Good cream
The reason for the above is because sexual satisfaction for a married woman is philosophical and emotional. When the above is met we can start talking about changing styles, weekend gateway, reassurance of your love for us and always telling us how beautiful we have remained to you etc the above don’t have to cost an arm, good planning and right timing is key . Ok a bit of my self.
After breakfast my husband and I will say wish good day to each other.
1 Hour he will call or sms to know how business is moving
Some afternoon he will send someone to get me lunch not up to 600 naira most times.
3pm his sms will come telling that an ugly girl just left his office but he had sanitize his eyes with my pics(yes I know he is lying)
Few minutes later he will tell me how he wants to devour me, tie my pant and shaft my womb.
By 4pm I’m coming home knowing that after the children has gone to bed we have unfinished business to settle. In the night it could take 2 -4 rounds to quench that fire and it could last us for maybe 2 days depending how busy our work are it could repeat the next day. Some other time we will send our children to grandma at WBHE and go to the next state for some good time. I’m married for 6 years though.
I’m speaking from a woman’s perspective so it is not a general rule.

B/S!

BeautifulWoman:
DON'T TELL HIM until he proposes. No man is worth knowing about your personal life unless they are willing to spend their lives with you.

The best time to tell him is the day he pops the question(proposes). The moment he does, don't say yes yet but tearfully tell him you don't deserve him or a good man like him. He will be curious and ask why. That is when you tell him. At that point, he will be sober and trying his best to show you he loves you regardless.

What is with the book of Enoch? it's just like every other old testament book.

BadRadio:
I greet you boss

I AM SURE YOU ARE LESS THAN 20YRS OF AGE OR STUPIDITY IS THE ONLY TRAIT YOUR ANCESTORS LEFT FOR YOU!

benzene00:
do we look like onion sellers to you

DID YOU READ PEOPLE'S COMMENTS ABOUT YOUR APP ON PLAYSTORE ESPECIALLY AFTER YOUR LATEST UPDATE BEFORE ADVERTISING IT HERE? I WANTED TO DOWNLOAD BUT THE COMMENTS PUT ME OFF.

YungMike:
Set your mind to it!!! Work on it!! And you'll achieve it!!!



Meanwhile, Are you planning to Leave Nigeria or You're currently residing outside NIGERIA and you want to be calling your friends and family in Nigeria for as low as 10kb/s ? + No roaming charges. Download Smile Voice app on your phone.

Check my signature for contact.

THOUGH YOU ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR OWN OPINIONS, YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG. THE SAME PEOPLE YOU ARE CONDENMIMNG ARE THE SAME PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT YOU WESTERN EDUCATION, TECHNOLOGY ETC YOU ENJOYING TODAY. TALKING OF SLAVERY, WHO WERE SUPPLYING THE SLAVES? DON'T FORGET WE HAVE BEEN ENSLAVING FELLOW AFRICANS BEFORE THE ADVENT OF THE WHITE MAN. IF THE RELIGION OF YOUR FORE FATHERS IS THAT GREAT, THOSE RELIGIONS YOU MENTIONED WOULD NOT HAVE CONQUERED AND OVERTAKEN THEM.

JackBizzle:
Dear nairalanders, please take notice of this human being called Joshthefirst.

He is an example of why Nigeria will not get better. Rather than learn something new, he would rather close his mind and call something that is factual "nonsense"

Note that he didnt elaborate why it is "nonsense".

GBAM! YOU ARE A SON OF YOUR FATHER!

DukeofMbaitoli:
You must be very young..like really really young.

However, if you are up to 20 and you still think like this then I am afraid....that is stupidity

WHEN PIGS FLY

donnie:
Look it is so easy to see the effect to Eurocentrism on you. Those many synonyms you mentioned are actually derivatives of the Divine Essence OP talked about. I don't necessarily agree with everything he said but I learnt a lot. I hope the OP will ignore your rant.

ARE YOU JESUS OR ARE YOU THE ONE BEING PRAYED TO? WHO MADE YOU JESUS SPOKE'S MOUTH. I AM HAPPY THAT GOD IS NOT A MAN , OUR MINDS ARE VERY WICKED AND DIRTY. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE FOR GOD WHICH PRAYERS TO ANSWER AND THE ONES NOT TO ANSWER?

Sunglass20:
I have once said this before on fb, any prayer you use IJN...sorry, it cant be answered coz JESUS does not understand that. Please, JESUS is not our mate, let us treat Him with every respect. IJN ko, In judas name ni!

STOP WRITING CRAPS WHEN YOU ARE NOT ENLIGHTENED IN THE TOPIC. CHI MEANS MANY THINGS IN IGBO LANGUAGE,
IT IS AN ABBREVIATION FOR CHUKWU OR CHINEKE
IT MEANS LUCK
IT MEANS TIME : CHI OBUBO, CHI OJIJI ETC
IT MEANS YOUR PERSONAL CHI ( I DON'T BELEIVE IN GUARDIAN ANGELS) ETC

CATHOLIC CHURCH, FOUNDED BY JESUS CHRIST HABA!
!

Dollarseeker:
lols a little research on this will help u...don't be lazy. Do a research yourself and discover the truth. After that, you will know who is misinterpreting the bible, whether its the Catholic church, founded by Christ and stood with the teachings of the early disciples and apostles including the saints and passed down continuously or your pastor who teaches from his mere understanding. A little research by yourself, will really help u in knowing the truth about Christ.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MEN OF GOD (PASTORS/BORN AGAIN) WHO HAVE DIVORCED THEIR WIVES?

Eulalia:
The best is to.marry in the Lord and save yoursself all these stress. I mean a regenerated born again man and woman of God. not just any pretender forming born again because he/ she wants to get married.

Shalom.

JUST SHUT UP AND STOP EMBARASSING YOURSELF, WHAT CONCERNS OYIBO WITH AKARA AND MOI-MOI, DO THEY HAVE THEM OVER THERE?

JUST SHUT THE FUC-K UP IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY WHEN INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ARE TALKING!

adontcare:
God is not mocked. What a man/ woman sow, that they will reap. Ask ur mum and dad what they did wrong. There must be something evil they had done that is affecting ur 42 yr brother. The bible said, train up a child in d way that he should grow and when he is old he will not depart from it. They where sparing the rod on him and now spoilt

WHO MADE YOU THE JUDGE? FIRST REMOVE THE LOG IN YOUR OWN EYES BEFORE TELLING OTHERS TO REMOVE THE SPECK IN THEIR EYES, HOLLIER THAN THOU!

Octopusssy:
You are married to a pastor. Show some decorum. You are causing men (and lesbians) to lust after your body. No one needs to see your bikini pictures except your husband.

I DON'T KNOW WHO IS GIVING YOU LIKES BUT YOU A USELESS SISSY , YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO REAL MEN.

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

SO DEUTERONOMY IS WRONG?

Oluromantic:
Malachi 3:10 answers it all. It says all the full tight should be taken to the house of the Lord. You can give your sister money, gifts etc but ur full tithe is not negotiable

STOP RE-POSITIONING THE GOLA POST.

ireneidiva:
Stop going about experimenting with/without condoms. How can you even comfortably sleep with a lady without protecting yourself? Are you a kid? Your sense should tell you that any lady that insists on sex without condoms has an ulterior motive. Last bullet- abstinence will protect you from these 'evil' ladies. Duh

SISSY PLS WAKE UP FROM SLUMBER , HALF A MAN!

fineboynl:
If you have dated a big girl before you will easily relate with this. Big girls is my term of the opposite of a big boy and not oloshos or Gold-diggers.

Here are my experience. I have dated a girl that has so many girls she called her children. she help them alot, like securing a job from her contact and as well as writing the application letters herself for them and arranging the cv.

She called me always and never flashed and it's calls that runs into hours per day. I will even get tired and tried cutting the calls to discharge her.

I and some of my friend dated girls of this trait. It's not that they have so much money but they have a niche for themselves. They do anty to your younger ones or girls around by taking them out or buying them stuff. Your family developed a feeling that this girl doesn't want anything from you.

They will never allow you spend any money on them, they come to your house with cab. They will never follow you to a gathering where your friends spend money only on drinks and foods. And if it happens by accident they will pass the money to you to at least pay some of the bills.
She doesn't like going out while others pay for her drinks.

They never collect transport or any money from you.

MOST OF YOUR ANSWERS ARE BIBCALLY UNFOUNDED ESPECIALLY THAT OF WOMEN AND TROUSERS, DIG DEEPER BEFORE ANSWERING WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ON PUBLIC FORUMS.

oranget:
1. In answer to your question, the Bible does not prohibit the wearing of earrings.

Ezekiel 16:12 - And I put a jewel on thy forehead, and earrings in thine ears, and a beautiful crown upon thine head.

Peter was advising women to have inner beauty and not outward beauty alone in the verse below.
1 Peter 3:3 - Whose adorning let it not be that outward [adorning] of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

However, for peace of mind, pray to God and ask him if he feels it is appropriate for you to wear this type of jewelry.

About women wearing trousers.
Deuteronomy 22:5 A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this.

Abortion
A growing fetus in the mother's womb has a life of its own. Terminating a pregnancy amount to killing or murder which is contrary to Exodus 20:13

Exodus 20:13 - Thou shalt not kill.

2. The judgement day will not be based on religion.
It will be based on whether Jesus Christ is the Lord and Savior of your life, and how you live after that.

John 14:6 Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

Revelation 22:14 'Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city.

3. Not paying tithe is is like robbing God.
Malachi 3:8 'Will a man rob God? Yet you rob me. 'But you ask, 'How do we rob you?' 'In tithes and offerings.

God gave instructions to the people of Israel when they have just entered into Canaan.
And guess what. Tithes was one of them.

Deuteronomy 12:6 there bring your burnt offerings and sacrifices, your tithes and special gifts, what you have vowed to give and your freewill offerings, and the firstborn of your herds and flocks.

Note that stealing and disobedience are both sins. So, this will prevent someone from entering the kingdom of God.

(II) Not attending church/Bible study.

It is harmful to the Christian’s faith. Missing public worship services hurts a person’s faith. God has promised that through His Word He will powerfully bless His people. 

In Hebrews 10:25 Paul wrote about forsaking assemblies of other believers.

Now let's look at what the disciples did in Acts 2:46

Acts 2:46 Every day they continued to meet together in the temple courts. They broke bread in their homes and ate together with glad and sincere hearts.

You need people of Greater Faith to grow spiritually.

WHERE DID IT SAY IN THE LORD OR ARE YOU RE-WRITING THE BIBLE?

fastseo:
In the LORD not outside the Lord


Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

I'M WONDERING WHAT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PARENTS IS LIKE, IF YOU HAVE NOT SLEPT IN YOUR PARENT'S BED![quote
author=ZIMDRILL post=89306921]would you sleep in your parents bed ? am sure your answer is NO

the same reason you wouldnt sleep on that bed is the same reason father/mum -in-law wouldnt be able to sleep in your own bed you share with your wife[/quote]

EVERYBODY FORGIVES BUT NOBODY FORGETS, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!

SON OF THE SOIL.

Tallesty1:
Nah so.


NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING until she plots with her boyfriend to get rid of you in execution style and inherit your sweats.



Like my grandfather would say "If you have N50, tell your wife that you have N20 and she will treat you nice until you both exhaust the N20 and then she will bring out her N10 and start treating you badly because she thinks you have nothing"

HATERRRRRRRR! MAKE BAD NO KILL YOU!

Ebonyeyes:
He is just spending Nigeria's Monies on Nigerian citizen. Look at his well-built mansion off his very bloated salary/expenses/allowance. Nigerian senators are the best paid in the world yet Nigeria is a banana republic. Also what does the bible say about good deeds or charity? It says not to publicise it. This senator has publicised it with his ugly face stamped on every single palliative.

ONE OF THE CON ARTISTS SPOTTED!

Ezennwa:
Lies from the pit of hell!

Who dash monkey banana,
People that barely feed will come to Nairaland to spew rubbish, just to tarnish the image of a man of God.

You go fear millions na, your mother has such amount of money and you are still in PENURY, wonders Shall never end.

People go about just to fabricate a story to tarnish the image of pastors.

Bible says, thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain.


My Cent

WRONG! IT IS CALLED SUPERFECUNDATION, FRATERNAL TWINS ARE UN-IDENTICAL TWINS, THAT IS WHEN THE SAME SPERM FERTILISES TWO DIFFERENT EGGS .

Oksman:
Yea it's called Fraternal twins.