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LIES LIES LIES, REPENT!

SLAP44:


Same thing happened in our compound, my elder bro brought back this girl to marry in Mbaise Imo state, my auntie was happy, but when she spoke to the girl and she was like, "Auntie doo, I no dey hear Ib,,,,, she couldn't complete the sentence and my auntie took the coke I brought for her and broke on the poor girl's head. See wahala that day

The poor Edo girl ran and my aunt chased her with a cane, flogging her all the way to the bus stop, my elder bro was helpless as it was my auntie who trained him in university.

The poor Edo girl was rejected because one wicked Edo woman who lived in my uncles house in Benin was using witchcraft to suck my auntie business.

DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE VERY STUPID? WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF POSTING A THREAD IF NOT FOR THE READERS TO UNDERSTAND YOUR POST. WHAT IS THE NEED OF ALL THESE BALDERDASH OF VOCABULARIES, WHY MAKING A POINTED DISPOSE OF YOUR ACADEMIC BRILLIANCY WHILE YOU ARE NOT WELL OF? BIG GRAMMAR IS NOT A YARDSTICK FOR MEASURING INTELLIGENCE OR ACADEMIC STATUS.

Alexanderrrr:
It is famous that if women usually do not pay attention to the care and personal hygiene from the exclusive spot, you will see an unnatural smell. This is also true for guys. If males tend not to look after their genitals on regular occasions, it will also easily create some uncomfortable smell. So exactly what are the factors behind the unnatural smell?

1. Redundant prepuce

When the masculine genitals scent bad, the unnecessary prepuce is often the leading trigger. Therefore, it is important to find the factor to the issue. The most primary and efficient approach to treat thoroughly is always to stop unnecessary prepuce. Only this way are we able to effectively steer clear of the build-up of sebum grime and stench within the foreskin. If t can be found that this redundant prepuce has caused balanitis, it is actually required to treat the soreness before circumcision.

2. Prostate diseases

The main reasons for the prostate ailments are the direct spread of urinary tract contamination, hematogenous distribute of disease focus in other parts of the body, and prostatitis is easily the most common. Sufferers need to go to a professional andrological medical center for examination and symptomatic remedy.

Second of all, Diuretic and Anti-inflammatory Pill invented by Dr. Lee Xiaoping of Wuhan that has won the countrywide patent are extracted of character and possess effective effects of antimicrobial, anti-inflamation related, advertising blood circulation and removing blood stasis, promoting diuresis and relieving stranguria, so it may also effectively deal with prostatitis.

3. Scrotal eczema

Scrotal eczema refers to the signs and symptoms of male scrotalerosion and dampness, and irritation because of spleen deficiency and kidney deficiency, drug allergic reaction, vitamin deficiency, and fungal growth, and it is a masculine-specific skin area condition. Obviously, this may also be the cause of the abnormal male genital odor.
In the management of damp scrotal eczema, we must focus on keeping a lighting diet plan, eat less unprocessed and cool meals and seafood, and hot and spicy food. Nevertheless, generally, nearly all scrotal eczema and prostate ailments are related, it is suggested that sufferers with scrotal dampness should actively conduct a prostate exam to determine the certain problem, focus on symptomatic remedy.

4. Balanitis

In the earlier phase of balanitis, you will have dampness, soreness, and swelling in the penile skin area, eliminating and itchiness and fever in the Balanic brain. erosion, Blockage and exudation and even hemorrhage on the inner surface of the foreskin and the Balanic purulent secretion following supplementary infection can be viewed. Therefore, the men's genital odor will not eliminate this possibility.

How can we prevent the poor odor of the male organ? To begin with, we need to focus on hygiene and sanitation each day. If problems permit, we must have a bathtub every single day, and underwear must be changed in time. Right after accomplishing this, if poor smell still is available, individuals should go to the medical center for verifying and analysis, and well-timed treatment is required.

JUST WISH IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO YOU OR ONE OF YOURS, ALL THOSE YOUR PREACHINGS WILL BE STORIES. I'M NOT SURE YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE DEPRESSED.

Shelumiel:
You tried but gave up because you wanted to . Life is all about never giving up ; especially on things worth holding unto . So go back and pray to God in all sincerity to help you.

WHY ARE WE SO JUDGEMENTAL AND EXPERTS IN MIS-INTERPRETING EVERY SITUATION AND PEOPLE'S ACTS, MIND READERS INDEED !

I'M NOT SURE YOU'VE DATED A DEAF GIRL, THEIR HOT TEMPER AND BRUTALITY ARE NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT.

Nooneonline:
Judging by these pics maybe deaf girls is the way to go o. No quarrel, no drama nothing nothing

JUST SHUT UP, WHAT ABOUT JUSTICE FOR THOSE FOUR CHIEFS KILLED ON THE ORDERS OF KEN SAROWIWA OR ARE THEY NOT HUMAN BEINGS? i][/i]

Davash222:
Any clean up without justice for Saro Wiwa is baseless.

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I thought it's yellow man's fever

ANGER MANAGEMENT IS NOT EASY, I'VE SMASHED MY OWN PHONE JUST BECAUSE OF POORT NETWORK THINKING THAT THE PROBLEM WAS FROM THE PHONE. THE POOR PHONE COULD NOT BE REPAIRED TILL DATE.

WHAT EFFORT HAVE YOU MADE TO HEAR THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY?

Oktane:
Shouldn't we at least hear the other side of the story first?

She also deserves to be heard.

Our blood is too hot and we react most times from a very emotional standpoint.

Objectivity requires our viewing the entire episode dispassionately.

STOP FORMING I KNOW IT ALL, IN EVERY SHARMA SPOT OVERSEAS, YOU WILL BE ASKED THE TYPE OF MEAT YOU WANT IN YOUR SHARWAMA, CHICKEN, BEEF, MUTTON ETC.

solmusdesigns:



Shawarma simply means Sandwich made with arabic pita bread , and Sandwich can contain anything as fillings depending on your recipe..., in Dubai i have eating all kind of shawarma, some with Chicken, Beef or mutton and even hot Dog sussage

The best have eating is the one without meat, but with only Falafel (Arabic Akara balls)

Am sure if the Slay queen tried the falafel shawarma and saw Akara, or the vegetarian type and saw only salad she would report to instablog


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HOW COULD SHE TAKE EMMANUELLA'S PLACE WHEN SHE COULD NOT SPEAK ENGLISH?

praizblog:
News



See this new young girl taking over emmauella comedy below... This is hilarious


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiQdXEoU9VA

THAT'S SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU DON'T WATCH MOVIES ON YOUR PHONE?

flowx:
Borrow charger when I'm using 5000 AMP battery...?

I've used 2000 AMP batteries before and the difference is very clear.

If you want peace of mind Bros, check the phone specifications especially the phone with bigger battery before putting your hardearning on it.

Most of the time now, I don't charge my phone for 2 days and I would be ok....

Aside that, I only charge my phone in my room my charger can never go outside... To do watin self?

That's peace of mind!

THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT GOOD TO USE YOUR SCHOOL FEES TO DANCE OWAMBE INSTEAD OF GETTING SOME EDUCATION, IF YOU'VE READ THE TREAD WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE ASKING THAT QUESTION.

Blizzy9ja:
So how did she end up in the room

I KNOW YOU'RE LYING BUT I JUST GAVE A LIKE FOR YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR.

Ennyhorlar:
A man before me was sent out of the hall because he couldn't provide the required document for his account.

When it eventually got to my turn.. The lady asked me to get same documents and that I should comeback the second day....

I replied "if I should leave today..and now...I am closing my account ni!"

She looked through my account and saw the Worths of transactions I do make.

She did everything for me within "5mins", no document was submitted and she was just shouting SIR Sir.

In this life, have money and save yourself away from some embarrassments.

IS ENUGU-ONITSHA EXPRESS ROAD THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE FEDERAL OR STATE GOVERNMENT? DIDN'T THEY TEACH YOU THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRUNK A, B AND C ROADS IN SCHOOL?

PureGoldh:
Enugu-Onitsha express road is even a snare to human life(s)

The last time I used that road... I made sure I took "Boska" and other pain relievers as I got home.

After they will say Anambra state Government is working

Meanwhile... If yOu need Original Pure Honey

Call or whatsapp me on the number attached to my signature below

DO YOU KNOW THE HISTORY OF WHAT YOU CALL TROUSER TODAY? WHERE IN THE PASSAGE YOU QUOTED WAS TROUSER MENTIONED? WAS TROUSER EVEN AVIALABLE WHEN THAT STATEMENT WAS MADE?

ricki:
you want to go inside the church (court) wearing trouser(breaches) that belong to men only??

Deuteronomy 22:5

kai

YOUR GHANAIAN BROTHER FOOTBALLER WAS ALSO SHOT ON BOTH LEGS IN SA, THINK TWICE BEFORE SPEWING NONSENSE.

Nanatrendy:
Wicked people if a south African had done this you'd be shouting xenophobia, no matter what someone has done this shouldn't happen to him. That nigerian kidnapper sef has he been beaten like this? This is why ghanaians are quiet about happenings in south Africa we know how terrible you can be in foreign land

GREAT! JUST KEEP GROWING BEARDS AND DON'T GROW YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

tayooluwole:
Shaving off my beard has been hiding my handsomeness since all these while, now that I grow clean beard people now call me big boy even though I got no shishi for account...omo beard make sense for guys just as buttock make sense for ladies

THIS IS A NICE POST BUT IT CAN ONLY MAKE SENSE IF WE DON'T HAVE A LOG OF WOOD IN OUR EYES AND TRYING TO REMOVE A THE SPECK IN OTHER PEOPLE'S EYES. LET'S RE-EXAMINE OURSELVES FIRST.

SO WHAT NEXT?

WHO IS HOLDING YOU?

Vulcanheph:
This guy is always looking For ways to make more money....

MAY YOU NEVER BECOME AN ANCESTOR!

J111333:
Childhood in the 70s and 80s you say? This thread is for ancestors, I'm out.

IS STUPIDITY THE ONLY TRAIT YOUR ANCESTORS LEFT FOR YOU, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP YOUR DIRTY MOUTH AND LEARN ONE OR TWO THINGS FROM YOUR ELDERS?

obinna58:
African foolish mentality, crappy write-up. Those 90s backwardness is why we're still in this situation today, embrace civilization hopefully people will start understanding the most important thing in life{happiness} and not stupid rules set by our mentally poor ancestors

YOU DIDN'T MENTION TOBACCO AND ALCOHOL.

BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GO THERE TO MEET WITH RIF RAFS, TOUTS , LAZY AND LOW LIVES , HE MET WITH REAL NIGERIANS!

Skyfornia:
Lol...chai! And they said he is not afraid?? Not even up to 1 dozen. Shame dey catch me on behalf of Buhari.

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ARE YOU THE HEAVEN'S GATE MAN?

donbachi:
Whosoever dat did dat shiit will not make heaven.

TEACHER DON'T TEACH ME NONSENSE!

Hamachi:
One of the worst damages that is being done to the Nigerian image abroad is not the fraudulent acts perpetrated by some of its citizens per se, it is the mindless battle between cyber warriors, disgruntled citizens and political e-rats, trying to outdo one another, in their support of their favored candidates and political paymasters.

We are definitely not the most corrupt people in the world, but we are probably one of the most materially flashy, socially noisy and verbally toxic online. We are also one of the most negative minded citizens of any country, in the entire universe.

What we fail to realize is that, the internet is a global data collection and indoctrination system. The narratives we input into it will always comes back to either elevate our status globally, or bite us in the ass.

There are so many Nigerians doing great things in medicine, tech, sports, law, business, governance and many more fields, all over the world, but there are not enough platforms to promote these much needed positive narratives.

We will keep suffering indignity and shameful treatments at international airports and borders all over the world, until we understand that there is no country on earth that doesn't have its share of crimes and criminals, in various proportions.

They just don't let it define them and they don't openly show incredible disdain for their country on the internet while bemoaning that same disdain others show them for the same reason.

We will be alright las las!

THROUGHOUT YOUR EXISTENCE ON THIS PLANET SO FAR, PLS CAN YOU SINCERELY EXPLAIN IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN SOMEBODY WHO HAS DISAPPEARED AND REAPPEARED?

Kingosytex:

Yes, the store keepers might have lost concentration and the man capitalised on that fact to take the goods away like Ngeneukwenu opined, it might not really be juju. After all, my girl friend's phone was once stolen while it was on her laps and she was busy discussing in a saloon...she simply lost concentration.
But the truth is that juju exists. Anybody that says juju doesn't work is simply living in delusion and needs to have his or her brain examined. You can only claim that juju doesn't have any effect on you as a result of the fact that you are connected to the highest power which is that of the MOST HIGH.


Denying that juju exists is folly. People can be manipulated and hypnotised through black magic. People have cooked themselves to the level that they are almost indestructible, disappearing and re-appearing at will, impenetrable "odeshi" and other things point to the potency of black magic.


I have witnessed live where a canoe is rowed on a main road and it sailed as if it was on water and i have also seen a man being cooked in a highly heated pot but he came out unhurt. What explanations can you offer to the above scenerio?

YES IF IT'S BY PERFECTION AND WORTHINESS, NO LIVING HUMAN BEING IS QUALIFIED TO TAKE HOLY COMMUNION.

chrisxxx:
I am a Christian, baptized but I found myself unworthy to take communion. I may not.be correct of my self assessment.
If one must be a near saint to take it I consider myself some distance away from sainthood.
It is not possible to be a Christian in Nigeria. The influences everyday is overwhelmingly. We can all lie to one another no problem. But telling lies to oneself is the most damaging of all.
True Christians are few in Nigeria. You can't be a G.O. with millions of Pounds and Dollars in your account in the the midst of pauperised followers and claim Christianity. Any G.O that has an account does not believe in the second coming of Christ. He does not believe that heaven is his destination and earth a temporary place. In that case he falls within those not qualified to take communion like myself.
I rest my case.

GOOD MORNING!

EXLOVER:
The mumu citizens go begin blame one particular tribe, forgetting that the whole world is pointing fingers on Nigerians on not just one particular tribe.

Everybody is avoiding us like person with leprosy.