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Religion / Re: Why Are All The Top Go's And CAN Silent On TB Joshua's Death? by ABOVEDELAW: 8:11am On Jun 07, 2021
RIP GREAT MAN OF GOD

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Religion / Re: Where In The Bible was it Recorded As Sin To Marry Two Wives by ABOVEDELAW: 11:42am On Apr 18, 2021
MY PEOPLE PERISH FOR LACK OF UNDERSTANDING INDEED?
Family / Re: How I Found My Death Certificate With My Wife While I Am Still Alive by ABOVEDELAW: 8:04am On Mar 26, 2021
FAKE AND POORLY CONCOCTED
Family / Re: My Wife Called My Mum Insane. by ABOVEDELAW: 8:28am On Mar 20, 2021
NO WONDER.......
LordKO:


My mother knows better and will not do anything that will UNAVOIDABLY make me call her insane. Unfortunately, I can't say the same about your mother.

Don't ask me stupid question again because my point is concise in the post you quoted.

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Family / Re: Will You Tell Your Sister? by ABOVEDELAW: 8:20am On Mar 20, 2021
NO

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Family / Re: My Wife Called My Mum Insane. by ABOVEDELAW: 8:02am On Mar 20, 2021
CAN YOU CALL YOUR MUM INSANE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES?
LordKO:
If your mother acted in a manner that warranted your wife to unavoidably call her insane, then your wife didn't do any evil - you ought to know both your wife and mother better by now and know what each can do at any given time, subject to circumstances. If, however, your wife called your mother insane unjustifiably and has remained remorseless, then giving her punishment of your choice at least tenfold won't be a bad idea.

One who comes into equity must come with clean hands.

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Religion / Re: What Do You Think Jesus Would Do In This Case? by ABOVEDELAW: 11:28am On Mar 07, 2021
CHRIST CAME TO SAVE SINNERS, HE DOESN'T DISCRIMINATE.
Religion / Re: If You Beat Him With A Rod, He Will Not Die by ABOVEDELAW: 11:20am On Mar 07, 2021
A STUBBORN CHILD WILL BE A STUBBORN CHILD, BEAT HIM/HER TILL DONKEY YEARS.
Business / Re: The Danger Of Borrowing Unclaimed Dividends by ABOVEDELAW: 7:16am On Mar 04, 2021
THIS GOVERNMENT WILL CONTINUE BORROWING WHAT OUR GREAT GRAND CHILDREN CANNOT PAY

Family / Re: Man Kills Leopard With Bare Hands To Save His Family by ABOVEDELAW: 11:13am On Mar 03, 2021
OGBU AGU !
Family / Re: Why Isn't There Much Friendship & Closeness Among Family Members Anymore by ABOVEDELAW: 11:11am On Mar 03, 2021
JEALOUSY, THROWING AWAY OUR CONSERVATIVE CULTURAL VALUES AND EMBRACING THE WHITE CULTURE.

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Religion / Re: Removed by ABOVEDELAW: 5:38am On Mar 01, 2021
You're not a good story teller, you can do better.
Family / Re: What Do You When Suspecting Your Wife Having Social Media Affair With Another Ma by ABOVEDELAW: 7:01am On Feb 24, 2021
KEEP THINGS AS THEY ARE IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS.
Religion / Re: Why Do We Still Have Female Ministers In Church ? by ABOVEDELAW: 11:31am On Feb 21, 2021
How many times have you kept these laws?

Don’t have a variety of crops on the same field. (Leviticus 19:19)

Don’t wear clothes made of more than one fabric. (Leviticus 19:19)

Don’t cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)

Any person who curseth his mother or father, must be killed. (Leviticus 20:9)

If a man cheateth on his wife, or vise versa, both the man and the woman must die. (Leviticus 20:10)

If a man lieth with another man, both must be killed. (Leviticus 20:13)

If a man or woman has sex with an animal, both human and animal must be killed. (Leviticus 20:15-16)

If a man has sex with a woman on her period, they are both to be “cut off from their people.” (Leviticus 20:18)

Psychics, wizards, witches and so on are to be stoned to death. (Leviticus 20:27)

If a priest’s daughter is a LovePeddler, she is to be burnt at the stake. (Leviticus 21:9)

People who have flat noses, or are blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God. (Leviticus 21:17-18)

Anyone who curses or blasphemes God, should be stoned to death by the community. (Leviticus 24:14-16)

From the book of Deuteronomy:

Anyone who dreameth or prophesieth anything that is against God, or anyone who tries to turn you from God, is to be put to death. (Deuteronomy 13:5)

If anyone, even your own family, suggests worshipping another God, kill them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10)

If you find out a city worships a different god, destroy the city and kill all of its inhabitants, even the animals. (Deuteronomy 13:12-16)

Kill anyone with a different religion. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)

Women are not allowed to wear the clothing of men and men are not allowed to wear the clothing of women (Deuteronomy 22:5)
Religion / Re: My Giving In Church Vs My Giving To Others: What Is The Cause?? by ABOVEDELAW: 11:14am On Feb 21, 2021
DO AS THE SPIRIT DIRECTS YOU

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Romance / Re: Exclusive: Helen Prest-ajayi Wins Case To Bury Husband by ABOVEDELAW: 6:25am On Feb 20, 2021
NOBODY WOULD HEAR ALL THESES JARGONS IF THE MAN WAS A TRUCK PUSHER.

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Romance / Re: Is It That This Lady I Just Asked Out Is Cheating On Me by ABOVEDELAW: 5:33am On Feb 20, 2021
YOU NEED MORE TIME TO CONCLUDE
Romance / Re: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by ABOVEDELAW: 5:36am On Feb 15, 2021
IS LIE (LAI) MOHAMMED YOUR UNCLE?
GodWrites:
I remember that year when I bin dey date Nkechi. Na so love blind me finish, I no care if she be herbalist or a white garment church member.

Anytime I nack this girl, nah so her toto go dey sweet me like something she put maggi.

Walahi, I don taste different toto, but her own sweetness no be here. Nah so I gave my life to Christ, and started attending her white garment church.

Me wey be correct redpill nigga con dey misguide, they do mumu mumu on top pussy.

After church, na so we go close service with some more nacking in my place.

The way she whine her waist when dancing 4 church, nah so she go dey whine her waist 4 bed.

E get one day where the sweetness nearly make me mad. I no lie you!

One day, I con dey suspect she dey cheat on me with pastor, but no proof. She come house one day, enter bathroom to bath and get ready for another marathon.

Na so I carry her phone, it was locked. I tried 2468, bam, the phone open.

I enter WhatsApp, and I nearly have heartbreak. Instead of love messages, I was seeing messages like :

"Baba, that juju wey you give me dey work wella oh. My guy no dey reason like human being again"

Nah so I carry hand for head, dey pity my life.

I continue reading, and the instruction the baba dey give am be say,

"anytime you won sex am, rub the cream for your toto, and beg him anything and he will never refuse"

The lexus350 I buy for am, I bin think say I buy am with clear eye.. Chai...

If you won live long, run from any white garment woman. No matter how strong you be, you no fit defeat juju + sweet toto.

This combo nah wetin kill Samson
Religion / Re: Why Do Christians See People Who Don't Go To Church On Sundays As Sinners by ABOVEDELAW: 11:28am On Feb 14, 2021
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Family / Re: How Do I Get A Birth Certificate For A Newborn? by ABOVEDELAW: 5:59am On Feb 13, 2021
YOU CAN GET IT FROM THE HOSPITAL OF BIRTH AT NO EXTRA COST.
Family / Re: Who Really Is A People Pleaser? by ABOVEDELAW: 5:57am On Feb 13, 2021
people of low esteem

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Family / Re: My Househelp Stubbornly Answers Phone Call When Cooking Using Gas Cylinder by ABOVEDELAW: 5:55am On Feb 13, 2021
WHY IS IT ONLY IN NIGERIA THAT THIS GAS CYLINDER EXPLOSION OCCURS WHILE USING A CELL PHONE?
Family / Re: Is Womanizing Hereditary?? by ABOVEDELAW: 10:59am On Feb 12, 2021
FORGET WHAT SOME PEOPLE ARE TELLING YOU, EVERYTHING IS HEREDITARY BUT YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO CHANGE IT.
Crime / Re: Police Discover Many Wraps Of Cocaine Hidden Inside A Traveler’s Hair by ABOVEDELAW: 7:07am On Feb 05, 2021
HEADING TO BRAZIL
Karlovic:
embarassed embarassed It was on the local news recently, her name is Bisola Akinyemi and she was heading to Brazil before she was caught, nice one from the Immigration Officers.
Religion / Re: The Power Of Midnight Prayers by ABOVEDELAW: 11:35am On Feb 01, 2021
YOU CAN PRAY ANYTIME THAT IS CONVENIENT FOR YOU, THERE IS NO NIGHT NOR DAY WHERE GOD IS.
Family / Re: Pay Attention To Your Wife by ABOVEDELAW: 11:13am On Jan 28, 2021
I AM NOT SURE YOU'VE MET STIFFNECKED AND STUBBORN NAGGING WOMEN WHO THINK THAT EVERYTHING MUST GO THEIR WAY. IF YOU DARE TO CORRECT THEM , YOU ARE CALLING FOR TROUBLE.

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Family / Re: Is It Safe For A Man To Be Transparent With His Wife Financially? by ABOVEDELAW: 11:07am On Jan 28, 2021
THERE SHOULD BE LIMITS, DON'T LET YOUR WOMAN KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ESPECIALLY YOUR FINANCES,
Crime / Re: Scammer Impersonating Ecobank Staff by ABOVEDELAW: 9:02am On Jan 22, 2021
YOU DODGE BULLET.
Romance / Re: Lady Sues Adamawa Pastor For Deceiving Her With Marriage Promises by ABOVEDELAW: 11:19am On Jan 20, 2021
SAYS WHO? MARRIAGE PROMISE DECREE WAS ABOLISHED BY THE BRITISH HOUSE OF COMMONS IN 1971, IT'S THE SAME LAW WE ARE PRACTISING IN NIGERIA, SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE POSTING.
Mynd44:
What Nigerian men don't understand is that if you promise to marry a woman and you don't, the woman can sue you to court.

In Nigeria, a promise to marry is a legally binding contract and contrary to what you think, she can institute a civil suit against you, win and be awarded monetary damages.

But how it became a criminal case here is somehow maybe due to the financial investment involved

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Religion / Re: Denominations That Are Not In line With The Word Of God.. by ABOVEDELAW: 11:26am On Jan 17, 2021
WHO WILL THEN ACCEPT THAT HIS DENOMINATION IS NOT IN LINE WITH THE WORD OF GOD?
Religion / Re: Do Prayers For Nigeria Really Work by ABOVEDELAW: 11:02am On Jan 17, 2021
PRAYING FOR NIGERIA FOR WHAT TO HAPPEN? I ONLY PRAY FOR MYSELF , MY FAMILY AND RELATIVES, MY FRIENDS.

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