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Jokes EtcRe: The Prayer Of A Nigerian Man by Abrantie(op): 10:22pm On Jan 30, 2013
ekenedegreat: and u tink dis is gud? Rubbish.
Why don't you come up with yours and lets compare?
SportsRe: Cote D'ivoire , Tunisia, Algeria . Togo - AFCON 2013 Group D by Abrantie: 7:45pm On Jan 30, 2013
OmoEziokwu: West Africa has proven itself to be the present powerhouse of African football.
It must be due to some type of food. West Africa is the only region in Africa that eats gari. grin
SportsRe: Cote D'ivoire , Tunisia, Algeria . Togo - AFCON 2013 Group D by Abrantie: 7:23pm On Jan 30, 2013
hollandis: cote d ivoire trying so much to lose this match
togo and tunisa tryinh so much to win by a slim margin

ALL BECAUSE NOONE WANTS TO MEET NIGERIA

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
You guys get mouth.
SportsRe: Cote D'ivoire , Tunisia, Algeria . Togo - AFCON 2013 Group D by Abrantie: 6:52pm On Jan 30, 2013
ujchief: As if Ghana has enough supply for its citizens already!
Park well joor!
We do have more than enough water. Distribution is another matter. Besides we are mandated to share some natural resources with our neighbors.
SportsRe: Cote D'ivoire , Tunisia, Algeria . Togo - AFCON 2013 Group D by Abrantie: 6:33pm On Jan 30, 2013
togo you better send tunisia home or ghana will cut off your water supply.
SportsRe: Cote D'ivoire , Tunisia, Algeria . Togo - AFCON 2013 Group D by Abrantie: 6:15pm On Jan 30, 2013
see togo players celebrate with azonto grin
Jokes EtcThe Prayer Of A Nigerian Man by Abrantie(op): 11:33am On Jan 30, 2013
May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven't sinned. I'm saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped! Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don't have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara,Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...

We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that's the place where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back. We've never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible, therefore we can't possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don't believe us, please watch the movie,"The Passion of the Christ" and you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a Nigerian took part in that sad event.

This is why we beg you O Lord Almighty, please make black people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!

Amen.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Shows-Off His Louis Vuitton Sneakers by Abrantie: 10:47pm On Jan 29, 2013
igbsam: You'll never see a real business mogul, tech billionaires do these shit. They let their personality speak for them, not their petty stuffs like shoes and cars and necklace and wrist watch. Check out dangote, seun, [size=18pt]myself[/size], bill gates, mike adenuga etc just to mention a few....we no dey make noise.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Car, Airplane Coffins Built In Ghana by Abrantie: 10:18pm On Jan 29, 2013
aka tonero: No be small thing ooooooooh grin grin grin grin grin
Those buried with Ghana airways is hell fire while those buried with air Canada will be going to heaven then tell me those buried with Nigeria airways where re they going to? grin grin grin
How about those buried in Dana Air?
Foreign AffairsRe: Car, Airplane Coffins Built In Ghana by Abrantie: 10:14pm On Jan 29, 2013
torgbe: Itz innovation. In Ghana people get buried in coffins that matches their occupations.the plane-like coffin for pilots,pen-like coffin 4 students car-like coffins for drivers. As for gynacologists they r buried with .... Coffins.lol
One of my cousins was buried in a giant PC. He was a PC technician.
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Abrantie: 8:45pm On Jan 29, 2013
piano_girl: Mehn,I cant wait for sunday...David(NIG) Vs Goliath(CIV).
It suits you to be the little guy when it's convenient. On most days though, you are the GIANT of Africa grin
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Abrantie: 8:45pm On Jan 29, 2013
piano_girl: Mehn,I cant wait for sunday...David(NIG) Vs Goliath(CIV).
Foreign AffairsRe: North Korean Parents 'Eat Their Children' In Famine-hit State by Abrantie: 9:16pm On Jan 28, 2013
Are there any Nairalanders in North Korea to validate this story?
SportsRe: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Abrantie: 8:46pm On Jan 28, 2013
torgbe: Commentator comparing Ghana game to barca. Thatz classic Ghana. Now go and finish Cape Verde.better luck next time Niger. Ghana 4 the cup ¤afcon 2013¤
Because that's the technique Barca uses -- passing the ball in moving triangles. Actually Ghana has been using that technique before Barca.
Christianity EtcRe: AZONTO Is A Dancing Style From HELL by Abrantie: 5:20pm On Jan 28, 2013
I'm still trying to figure out how this made front page. huh
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Abrantie: 9:26am On Jan 28, 2013
Okay Ethiopia, The Lion of a Judah, this is the time to finish SE off. They are wounded, bleeding and psychologically drained. Stick your sharp sword into his midfield and strike the final blow to cut off his head.
CelebritiesRe: Beyoncé Buys $5.9 Million Mansion For Mother by Abrantie: 9:16am On Jan 28, 2013
Fathers get no love.
CelebritiesRe: Ellen Degeneres' Turns 55! by Abrantie: 11:49pm On Jan 27, 2013
[size=24pt]SHE'S A LESBIAN!!![/size]
SportsRe: Egyptian Referee To Be Expelled by Abrantie: 9:27pm On Jan 27, 2013
Strauskhan1: smiley expelling referee wont solve anything.
Oh yes it does. It pushes the other refs to shine their eyes propa. Most of the times, refs are never far from the action so I am not sure how they miss slow moving blatant incidence such as that non-penalty.
SportsRe: Egyptian Referee To Be Expelled by Abrantie: 8:49pm On Jan 27, 2013
adaptor4all: Yeah rite...d match shd b replayed...very funny
I second that idea.
SportsRe: Egyptian Referee To Be Expelled by Abrantie: 8:46pm On Jan 27, 2013
Yes! Justice has been done. Nobody is allowed to eliminate Nigeria unfairly from this tournament, except Ghana or God. grin
PoliticsRe: Innoson Vehicles Complains Of Low Govt Patronage! by Abrantie: 4:29pm On Jan 27, 2013
londoner: That is such a shame.

At this rate, they may actually end up losing this guy to Ghana after all.

I remember the last time one of their ministers came to his plant and asked him to relocate to Ghana, which he refused.

Shame, shame, shame.......
If he ends up re-locating to Ghana, we'll have our Engineers (who are all trained in Japan and Germany) re-design the vehicles from scratch.
PoliticsRe: Innoson Vehicles Complains Of Low Govt Patronage! by Abrantie: 4:20pm On Jan 27, 2013
billante: “Exporting of the IVM vehicles has already commenced. Ghana, for instance, has ordered 200 units of these vehicles and here in the country, the Chief of Army Staffrecently ordered 20 units.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!.....

angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

Why would a country full of smart people like Ghana buy such cheap Chinko-Naija crap!?
PoliticsRe: Man Tattoos Coat Of Arms On His Back by Abrantie: 12:42pm On Jan 27, 2013
Libkid: wetin im go go find 4 gaynan wey no dey 9ja
Peace, electricity, water and nicest female bootys in all of Africa. grin

By the way, go ask your kinsmen who used to rush for Ghana passports to travel overseas.
SportsRe: NFF Protests Fraudulent Refereeing Against Nigeria by Abrantie: 12:34pm On Jan 27, 2013
It's about time dammit! I want Nigeria to be beaten by other teams, not by a bunch of clueless out of shape referees with bad eye sights.
PoliticsRe: Man Tattoos Coat Of Arms On His Back by Abrantie: 12:29pm On Jan 27, 2013
Teenage Money: http://twitter.com/don4mula


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Qualify Him With One Word..
A Nigerian who can never use Ghana passport.
RomanceRe: Why Do Reasonable People Elope? by Abrantie: 12:23pm On Jan 27, 2013
sunny t: Most (not all) lovers who eloped had come to regret their actions, I’ve seen many like that and there is something about love, it ends in regret (not all times)
Most (not all) lovers who didn't elope had come to regret their actions, I’ve seen many like that and there is something about love, it ends in regret (not all times)
CultureRe: 15 Weird Laws Around The World by Abrantie: 10:45pm On Jan 26, 2013
chreld_b: Here's one weird and interesting law in the UK that I just found out yesterday out of curiosity. I used to see ducks and swans walking around in the UK like say dem self na citizen. dem go de even de chance human being for road self. I started wondering e be like say these animals no know say dem be better meat for human beings o! Especially the swans, they are the size and even bigger than turkeys. Me I know say if that kind tin de happen for 9ja those animals for don go extinct 50 years ago. Anyways I asked google and aparently the answer I got was that the reason swans are referred to as majestic animals is because they literally all belong the her majesty the queen of England. So a law was passed criminalising the hunting and eating of swan meat punishable by death sometime in the 17th century. The interesting thing is that the law and its punishment has not been modified till date. Sometimes I go just de look all those animals de talk for mind say if only una de 9ja una for hear am for inside pot cheesy.
My guy, in the US it is squirrels. Those rodents dey all over the place and I'm sure their meat tastes like grasscutter.

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