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wildorchid: 1. Not all women who make financial contribution in a marriage disrespect their spouses. They're very few.
2. A man should not disrespect his wife because he contributes more(financially) in the marriage.
3. You are kinda sexist. (for real)

NEXT!!!

190_@:
[size=18pt]what in the name of 190 is going on here

someone talk to me or else . . . [/size]

Him come pick crown co*ck. And remenant of the nkobi and suya wey dey ground.

Mynd_44: You are just jealous

Why won't I?
When they mistaken me for a 2years old child when I talk.

joeydozzy: I don't have crushes cos I lust for lady Gaga

Lady gaga keh?
Omo you go like ganja well be that oh!
Well, its your choice.

egbeman1: U re rite.
She actualy told me before coming that she doesn't hv transport and I gave her a token.
She's in a high institution and was alwas flaunting her school ID card dat day.
She demanded the pay after after few days

Guy don't be one hell of a Oliver Twist. Send me her pin in private. You mess up big time if you dodge this request.

@main issue, forget it. The babe is a 'local cheap' runs girl. You probably will have a heart attack if you fall for her.


Send me her pin. No Claim Say You Forget.

freecocoa: *in strong british accent*

What's going on in here?I really don't get what you all are saying.

Can someone please interpret?

Nna mehn! This baby na bollow oh!
Na this kin jjc babes dey sweet to maga oh! She no sabi shinshin for we language.


Baby, abi you for follow me go my yard make I interprete wetin we don dey yahn from day one till this moment.

hbabe: You kuku see boxers and singlets and you still dey complain! You suppose give thanksgiving for dat one o, some boys no dey see free groundnut sef.

Nna mehn! This baby girl no bad oh!
Baby, (*with conc ibo accent*)I didn't mind if yah nat gonna buy groundnut for me, all I need is make you follow me go my yard for the weekend. I will spoil you silly like you never see for yah life before.

lammyjoe006: My girl friend refuse to pick my cal anytime i call her.she always complain she is too busy at work.i cal her one day which she refuse to pick.i then use sum1's numba to cal her which she did nt pick.she then beep the number back nd ignore my own missed call.What should i do?

DROWN YOURSELF!!!

egbeman1: Thanks man,u re rly on point.
I rly don't stammer.But I did dat thread for a purpose.
Wats ur opinion based on a neutral ground,witout the stammering ishh?
Seems I will get points from u.
Tanks again!

My stand will remain the same even if you are God's Perfect Creation.

It is damn too early to start thinking of starting a serious relationship with her, except if you are confusing "regular fling" with "serious relationship". It appears right now you don't trust her and most likely will never do. Whenever you remember how it all went down so easily you might just be a little irritated (depending on you).

This isn't about me but let me give you a personal example, I love most those ladies who didn't give me stress while wooing them. For those who stress me out, I am just out there for one thing and that is revenge (get in and run off).

If you are like me, then I guess you might cope or else, please find someone else.

If I may ask, did she demand for monetary gains before getting down with you or did she put you any under sort of condition? Because you also need to know that Not all prostitut*es stand by the road side again, most of them operate their trade via social media I.e, Blackberry, Twitter, Facebook, 2go and others.

You need to know her background more before falling head over heels in love with her or making any commitment.

Cheers!

ITbomb: Definitely not money .
Me too I just love his calm deep intelligent baritone , Soludo

The guy's voice commands respect truly and knowing well he is also very intelligent.

slimyemm: HYPOCRITE is what you are for the bolded statements especially given your actions against the same thing you are preaching for in previous pages of this thread!
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Now,hide this,bite me or ban me...
Won't be surprised at whichever!

Babe no spack too much.
Oya, I don put warm alomo for bathroom make you take shower.

By the way, where that junky symmex of a boy, that home boy funny die (one of the few after mr Cork in here). Call am make e come say dem don open beer parlour.

shymmex: I don't know why girls dream about people they will never meet..

Girls need to emulate me. I've never had a crush on any female celebrity - but I've had loads of crushes on video girls and strippers..

You know video girls and strippers are realistic dreams, and you smash that with money in the hand.

Would have said same but I can remember when I used to Pray I get out of school fast and make loads of money so I can go and marry Liz Benson (way back when Fortunes was being aired) before any other man marries her when I heard she was a widow.

Also used to have this mad crush on Funmi (Bayo's sister in behind the clouds). I almost used to run mad when I see her get upset in the soap.

Sad thing is I have only had huge crushes for Naija Celeb women far older than me (2000s and below).

The only celeb of 2000+ I had was omotola. Used to hope it could just be a one night thing knowing she is married.

But now, none and I repeat none of them trips me one bit. Both local and international.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Lets see how this goes with this thread here. I'm also hoping we can derail to our hearts content on this thread, to avoid messing up serious threads. I'm committed to banning offenders on serious threads, but on this one, anything fit happen, but i still urge us all to be civil.

We can make the romance section a better place if we put our minds to it. . . Cheers everyone.


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Nothing do you. Your head dey there.
But as you don speak oyinbo english that means to say na you go pay all the bills of shayo and nkobi wey we go chop till tomorrow.

Mynd_44: Stop describing me babe

Happy deceiving of yourself.

joeydozzy: nah I still think there's a limit to what girls can do. sure girls in relationship have crushes but they should be matured enough to know the difference between that and their love for their spouses. you shouldn't date a girl that goes backstage with a dirty mind. I no go think twice breakup

True talk.
Also don't forget there are some perfect pretenders.

Looks and all appears innocent but na she flirt pass.

You guys should free the poster.

Really you people should appreciate it when people come and state their real life challenges in here. It is comments like this that make people hide under the story line of "my friend, my coworker, my neighbor and the rest". If he admitted his challenges faced being a stammerer I don't think such should be used against him in another thread.

Cripples, visually impaired, deaf, dumb, and semi reta*rted all do get someone eventually that will love them for who they are.

He might just have chatted up the girl well and she enjoyed his intelligence and sense of humor before even meeting him. Inperfection in someone doesn't mean the person will die "single now".

I thought you all should know better than this.

@Poster, that lady might probably do it to a few other guys on the first date as well. But please don't try to ask her out for the fear of not finding someone who will accept you for you speech imperfection. You probably will always suspect and accuse her even though she might be faithful to you, and this is likely the worst form of relationship.

Dyt: his is nt 2 heavy nor mild, he is got d best eva
i long so 4 it

It sure falls under the four categories above or nearest to.

lyfe: Lolz at the post. I have never pictured myself doing such public proposal (I'm a local boy abi?), If I ever have the courage to do such and gets turned down, I would just prefer the ground to undulate and swallow me right there.
Guys use you head ooooo.

That turning down thing is a big blow oh!

The memories will never erase from ones memory and the news will spread like wild fire.

Mynd_44: Sharp guy

If you can't beat them then join them.

joeydozzy: actually there isn't any girl in a relationship that doesn't fancy a celeb. I was thinking my close friend was an exception cos she loved reality rather than fantasies until I saw a folder of Taylor lautner pics on her phone. I was relieved to be sincere. last week I took a girl out for the star trek show, she's was so oblivious of my presence when she saw d'banj, shouting and screaming his name even when he didn't say anything. I was okay with it anyway cos the celebs are over there and she's here.

Don't be so sure oh!
DBanj could make her over there (backstage or hotel room) in no time. You know how?

He will stroll to perform within the crowd, drag her along to perform on stage and in no time, they are both there while only you remains here.

ITbomb: My gf once told me there was she a time she felt wet while listening to Soludo when he was at CBN

I will FORCE her to go to CBN Abuja Headquarters to go get wet in front og him. Once she brings back 5 huge ghana must go bags while coming back.

Bontee: Instead of people to just sit their girl down indoors and inform them of their decision to want to get married to them like our fore fathers did, we are now copying this western style that could lead to disappointment and shame if rejected.

It can also lead to Heart Attack and Mental Disorder.

ovo4u: I hope your little sister amd girlfriend do take the pill right? if not then don't be surprise when they get pregnanted from 2face through radio. I heard 2face can wire anything even through the air.

I fear that guy too no be small.
His looks, charm, voice and humility have worn the heart of more than half the girls in this Nigeria.

cindyrella: Lemme answer this

Oh yeah i will get suspicious, because if i am opportuned to be backstage with john dumelo for over 2hours.. i know i won't waste time just signing autographs

You naughty badt girl
Boyfie must hear this.

Mr..Cork:
ermmm NO COMMMENT: I dont wanna be BANNED!!

Lol!
What voice best suits you and does your woman love it?

faceit: even some men r so irresponsible to d extent dat all responsibilities at home r carried out by women, i v soo many examples of men dat depend on their wives even d children dont respect them at all.

You are absolutely correct.

Adaeze003: its nt a problem..as far as the line btwn 'that' and reality is not crossed..

Let's assume he has a great crush on Tiwa Savage and a day come when he goes for a show and you didn't go with him.

Days later you hear of how he was opportuned to be backstage with Tiwa Savage for over 2 hours, will you get suspicious?

deal_ordea: @acidic!! Lol... Anyway I vote for the heavily baritone voice cos wifey preferred it more and when ever she say I look charming, I can't help to blush with my fake dimples..

Fake dimples and artificial baritone voice. Wonderful combination.

Rocktation: Now, you sound like my mum.
Singing praises of her people every time.

You sure this isn't your money hiding behind 'anonymous' I'd and chatting on nairaland?

deal_ordea: Okay!!! God sabi their house number

*laugh make me wan do stop and search for Moving Train*

deal_ordea: Huh!!! What happened to the formal thread acidic?? Dem chop am?

Hmmmm!!! Na so we see am oh!
The Power That Be has SWALLOWED IT.
Anyhow sha. Let forget it and concentrate on the topic above.