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OYINBOGOJU: One problem of living in a face me i face you rooms.

You better go congratulate them before they give you name that is not urs.

funny enough he stays in oniru estate in v/i.

ouuch! i hope he doesnt see this.

well my friend who is involved says he will pretend he isnt aware.

fashola allowed the praises of his first term to get into him now he is acting like a complete JACK.

he is not just NOT performing but also spoiling the good he initially did.

if na another case now, the court will drag it. now see th speed in sending the poor man to jail.

PERFECT PRETENDER!!!

if your neighbor gives birth and didnt inform you but told other neighbors, is it okay to congratulate them?

no preaching please because i believe in an eye for an eye.


my friends are divided on this issue.

Jonathan's name will certainly go down History as the WORST president Nigeria will ever have.

In terms of Corruption, Avoidance of Rule of Law, NonPerformance,No Trust, No Empathy, No Sincerity is number one Nigeria has ever witnessed.

The same bas:tards could act on the suspension on a weekend (saturday) when the case was meant to be heard in court on a monday, now the same NJC that sent a letter recommending his suspension have lifted such, He the worst president now finds it hard to reinstate the man.

Isn't it obvious Jonathan has been behind Salami's case all this while and is only fighting a personal fight.


See his minister now transfering the Oil Subsidy Blame on Late Yaradua.


Jonathan should know that what goes around, sure comes around.

hardleyC: Etisalat eazyblaze is the bomb
it works like magic,faster than idiotic starcomms
economical as u can load as low as 1k but my former starcomms was 6,500 for 100 hours.

thats my opinion[b]

Exactly the same with me.
Changed from starcomms to Etisalat.
Starcooms should work on their pricing as they will keep loosing customers if they don't make it more flexible like all these GSM coys are doing for their modems.

Though I don't know why my Etisalat keeps tripping off.

gboss4sure: I hate them with passion, cant imagine tying myself up in the name of looking coperate cause am not a goat, if na tie be the only way to look coperate, men i better do sagging

You got me laughing at this.


Tie? Well I have like 5 or so which I have NEVER worn before.

The irritating thing is, I have 3 suits I bought quite expensive then some few years back, only for me to blink an eye lid and was told 3 button suits are no longer in vogue. These suits I have never ever worn out of the door before only when I wanted to test 'em.

I am the Kind of "funky consultant" who dresses casual irrespective of where and who I am having a meeting with.

I have attended meeting in Diamond, First, sterling, Glo and so many others putting on shirt, jeans, trainers and a face cap......and guess what? I always come out fly.

Your Words (confidence) is what gets you going and not the so called corporate dressing.


I usually smile within me when I see some people who you know don't work jack nothing tie and wanting to also look corporate.

If na dressing them dey use sack person, omo, na from one job to another for me oh!

maasoap: Our marriage is still young but so far, the answer is yes. The only but is that at times, women do have budget that is bigger than your pocket.

that kin budget fit make man get heart attack if he no strong.

just last night my female friend was demanding for 500k (borrow) to enable her add capital to her business. then and there i felt my heart beating 50 times faster than normal.

maasoap: Our marriage is still young but so far, the answer is yes. The only but is that at times, women do have budget that is bigger than your pocket.

that kin budget fit make man get heart attack if he no strong.

just last night my female friend was demanding for 500k (borrow) to enable he4 add capital to her business. then and there i felt my heart beating 50 times faster than normal.

the very day religious and ethnic sentiments seizes to exist in nigeria that is the day this country will start to progress.

now the culprit doesnt look like a bomber, the event looks arranged and it looks like he was setup all becauae he isnt a northerner or a muslim right?

do you people fear the wrath of God at all?
when will you all start being truthful irrespective of what tribe or religion is involved.

lilkech: nor be only 'duh', na 'DAH'!

barbequed chicken : the 'SMOKE' from the firewood is what actually makes this chicken edible

barbequed fish : same as above

ewa aganyin : i have practically cooked beans with all three styles and guess what? NO DIFFERENCE (apart from your trademark 'sweet smokey' taste as usual)

mama put : make we no just near this side at all. WHAT DISTINCT TASTE ARE YOU TRYING TO TALK ABOUT?

Please dont be shy (at least for the op's sake), just say it already. The only thing 'distinct' about using firewood is the gard darned 'smoke'

shikena! or as yours truly said 'pahlease'

you are just argueing blindly.
even as a man who cooks very well i know coal and firewood cooked meals taste far better than stove or gas.

freemanrule: [color=#990000][/color]if cr7 wnt 2 proof he's better dn messi,its will only take him a fight of a life time to do just that,blelieve he's not even sure of him self dt why he's on cnn trying to fine a way out of he's this belief. Messi is simplelly the best bcoz he alway do best what what he's best @.

go and perfect your written english before trying to type in short form. i didnt make sense from your writeup.

CR7 ALL THE WAY!!!

190: OM-Gawwwd cantell u just reminded me of damaka
Shiiit - I missed that gurl

Cantell - ebonyeyes and mamagee where always jealous of my relationship wit her
I was d youngest amongst d group den -

Gawd bless NL - 2007-2009
Idowu even imported me once 2vote 4 her sumwher

Nowadays - I find myslf more as a guest, so this place is been over ru.n. With kids

WHAT IS EVEN THE NAME OF THAT YOUR LASU BABE?

wey both of una dey do love in tokyo, is she married now.

190 used to be very childish then.
small dull boy with big head.

the fuuckingg Jaybee is sexkillzs and the gay is idowuogbo FINAL.

is it just me because this appeared to be the funniest thread i have seen in ages on nairaland.

i laughed from the very first page to this vry moment.

una wicked oh!
so none of una go buy

Olumba Olumba, Guru maraji, celestial church of christ, deeper life, mountain of fire, grail ministry, cherebum and sherabum and the other penny stocks....sorry i meant penny churches.

Na greed like this make NSE crash oh!

on a serious note, if the churches are listed on NSE, the president of NSE go fat pass Ndidi okereke (former NSE chairman) by 100 times.

ayo jango: I bought a 2001 honda accord I must tell u it was a solid buy,I viewed it on sunday evenin and paid for it on mornday afternoon.
D good thing was it was formerly owned by a Justice:who knw they always in court so the car never moved
Also bein a judge I believed in his integrity on wat he told me bout d car.

Good buy,solid engine,powerful sound system,wen I drove it home pple dnt belive @ d give away price

You are one of the few lucky ones. Thank your stars.

See someone's latest complain of being deceived of a car worth N2m

https://www.nairaland.com/938851/beware-buying-fraudulent-advertised-registered

Just 2days ago I started a thread were people should post their past experiences after the bought Nigerian used cars on Nairaland.

https://www.nairaland.com/937090/share-experience-nigerian-used-cars


Poster please can you repost this you experience in that thread?

I have been suspicious of the whole lot of people I have been willing to buy car from on this forum. They can't just provide genuine details on some enquiries.

POSTER sriously as this year like 2012?
thats you both will get marriedi less than 7 months from now?
from your specification of a mani think you are well within the age rang of 35 years and above.

i wontinsultyou or comment badly because only you know where it hurts and mockin someonewith a problem is only indirctly lookng or the wrath of God.

All i will say is dont let a maan see you as being desperate if notitwill onlyscare him away.

All the 'best in your search though.

It is so sad and annoying to find ones self in a situation like @payless, where you are being condemned and humiliated for the sins of the seVeral bad eggs carrying the Green Passport.

If Dora's Rebranding Nigerian Thingy wasn't just an avenue to siphon money off her ministery and enrich one or two associates, that would have been a good platform to start sentitiazation of Nigerian Citizens at home which would later have reflected to the fellow country men residing outside the shores of this country.

Greed, Poverty and Illiteracy are Nigerians major problem both within and outside the shores of this country.

I have travelled far and wide and one thing keeps surfacing, Nigerians are always being discriminated once they carry that green paper or are identified to own one.


I have had course to have serious arguments with officers and citizens of Ghana, Kenya, South Africa, Egypt, Holland, United Kingdom, Belgium, Germany, US, Spain and even worse of all, those smelling myopic Chineses, Taiwan and Korea pri*cks.


It is.

Ah! Nigerians Una Over Sabi too much. Wetin?

The poster didn't seek for your advice, he only shared his experience and said you all shoul share yours. What's all the advice and condenmnation? I too know.

@Op, I have fired severally and all for the same reason as yours. Bad manners like to drag my business down.

Once a staff brings their personal frustration through the door of the work place, throw them out through the window as fast as you can, before they make you out of business (like the cleaning company).

No business man is concerned with "one bad egg amongst other good ones". If one single of your staff treats him badly, he will run your company down instantly.

That patient could have sued your company for maltreatment who knows?


I don't regret and can never regret firing poorly perfoming staff.


That why I believe and act one one thing - don't Hire who you Can't Fire.

Na wa oh!
This silence is making me scared oh!

34 vies and no comment?
Does this mean the 34 viewers are the sellers and window shoppers? Who have never bought a Nigerian used vehicle on nairaland?

Please let's share our experiences, joy, regrets and lessons learnt on Nigerian used vehicles we have bought on nairaland.

Hello Nairalanders, I will like to know your experience after buying a "Nigerian Used" car from nairaland.

Did you regret buying the car?
Was it value for your money?
Did you sell it faster than you expected bacause it wasn't serving its purpose?
If you had similar need, will you still buy from nairaland?

I am thinking of buying 2 cars soon but so far, the people I have spoken to aren't so sincere concerning the state of the cars and I don't want to make a decision I will end up regreting.

Please share you experience on cars (nigerian used) you have bought from fellow nairalanders.

it is better to be with someone who LOVES you MORE, than be with someone who you love more.




No one is more wicked than the other, we only pity more than each other.

Before I run off because bottles will soon start flying soon.

Though most women really and truly do not bring much to the table but believe it that there are extreme exceptions.

When you meet that "one woman" whoc comes as a mother, sister or best friend figure. Who gives you the best of advice and support, you will wish you had found her from birth and your greatest nightmare will be letting her slip by.


Some women are just exceptional.

texazzpete: You jealous?

All the doctors have asked is a reasonable payment scheme. Is it REALLY absurd to pay a Doctor 200k monthly in Lagos State? A doctor that sees an average of 50 patients daily? A doctor that spends his day immersed in disease, death, HIV patients, TB etc? Someone who spent 6 years in School + 1 year housemanship?

Is it so BAD for a doctor to expect to recieve some tax breaks for his service to humanity?

You folks are quick to insist that doctors owe a service to humanity. What do Nigerians owe them in return? Can you point to any landlord who has voluntarily given someone a discount upon producing his medical license?


Greedy Nigerians always want to TAKE, nothing in you to GIVE. I blame the rise of the new generation churches for this mindset.

God bless you for this, especially the last paragraph.

coal_coal: the Lagos State govt is just being unfair in the treatment of the doctors and the people do not seem to be revolting. i am very sure it would have been a different case if it was a pdp led state that took that kind of action. the acn people would have been ranting here and there

You are so so CORRECT!!!

bennyraz: you are a what? You are a fool. You reasoning is very lame

No. You are the F00l here.
You ethnicity blind bat. You will be blind to the fact your governor is 100% wrong.


If this had happened in a PDP state, CAN will be shouting and screaming more than even the doctors.