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gtrust: Bros! they are meant to be consummed!
When they are finished, then they are finished! no be crime!

If na different people chop am at once that is understandable. Not one big bum girl sitting on my couch, controlling my dstv remote, using my duve to keep herself warm from the chilling a/c and then stillemptying my fridge? No oh! No be because of am I come this world.

Mayflowa: I would have been so impressed if you had a pix of ur home up! That would have liven up this fantastic thread. So that any body that mentioned the best part that thrill ladies would in likewise show us the item of admiration

Guy I feel you. But trust me you don't know these nairalanders. Even if you are living in Heaven they will still tell you how ugly and cheaply furnished it is.

If you aint strong at heart and skin these people can make the most confident person die of complex oh!

davidylan: That's really tiny dude. I'm planning to upgrade to the 55 or 60" LED samsung later this fall. The home theatre thingy is also very good though much too expensive. Bose is overrated, try Klipsch or Pioneer.
I also find out women do like men whose apartments appear neat and well put together.
As per bedroom... a nice big queen bed with fluffy pillows does the trick!

Even in the bedroom, I played around with the paintings and pillows too....

gtrust: Bros! U worry oh!
You mean you removed the juice, canned drink, biscuits, chocolate and the rest and hide them under your bed
All that just to prevent your banker G/F from eating them

Kai!

Why did you buy them in the 1st place

Don't know about Nijja, but those stuff are so cheap that they expire in the fridge!

You should be 'happy' that someone is chopping your stuff.

I will not visit you oh! Make I no get diarrhoea! (joking...

Chairman, I swear if na you, you go do worse. This babe can finish 2 packs of 5alive under 2 hours and keep eating all the bars of chocolate and cake (even those brought by other female friends). I wonder why she hasn't died of PILE yet.

The funny thing is if the way she consumes it, other friends do same, she will meet an empty fridge now.

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@CHAIRCOVER, I have seen you so you must comment. I know you are goo on interiors and good homes. Your input is needed here to help us with the nitty gritty ladies look out for in a man's house.

gtrust: No forget to buy Home Insurance (Sorry, don't know if this applies in our Nijja)
because your children are entitled to 'play' with your 32'' LCD. LOL!!

Yeah it does!
Just filled out a fire and bulglary insurance form which will be complete real soon.
Insurance is always adviceable but the ignorance of people won't let them do it.

Mynd_44: The isht just got me tired of writing poems for chicks.
Now, I write for myself

You could write and sell you know?

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....And some people are still complaining.

Pennywise: @OP


Not sure how matured you want ur contributors to be. . . Just kidding.

Without even thinking abt it, I would say my outdoor barbeque stand. Actually stole the idea from an elderly friend who has a similar device but when I was done with it, he couldnt even recognize the original concept. I added a bit more engineering and craftmanship giving it a style that is uniquely mine. It is by far more useful to me now for its aesthetic appeal than its utilitarian value. In 3 yrs it has been lit up only twice.

I actually considered getting a patent for it. But who respects patents in Nigeria. Anyway I know its only a matter of time b4 an ingenious welder takes a good look at it and before long there will be copy cats everywhere.


Looking at thread title maybe I should just take down this post, because it doesnt impress my lady at all (she hardly takes note of it). The kitchen oven is more than adequate.

Or may be I shouldnt. perhaps I should address a seeming contradiction and incongruity b/w thread title and OPs desired contributors. You want to know what Part of your house impresses (your) ladies the most. Without a doubt this refers to a bachelor. In my own opinion, u cant say u are matured when you are not married and settled. Maturity comes after marriage. You may be 40, it doesnt matter because you lack that vital experience that makes u a complete and mature man.

So Op may want to modify his statement on who should post bc practically everyone including himself is unfit and immatured to comment on this thread.

Okay sir! Noted!
Now can you get off the symposium, for another speaker to come on board?

Mynd_44: I used to write poems until I realised some girls just take your poem and send it to another guy. Now that defines nonsense

Gbam!!! I had a girl who did that nonesense and I made her pay was it not N6,000 or so. Without telling her the offence she committed, I told her we should go to the cinema but she would foot all the bills, after both watching a movie and all, by the time the day was over, I made her know that her crime was she sent my peom to someone else, she almost fainted but we later laughed over it though I gave her money than what she spent some few days later.


That's called "copyright violation"

Digriz: I like ths thread and i think d reason why some are nt comfortable wt ths thread is bcus they are stil living wt their parents.
I just packed in two bedroom flat recently and and everytin is almost complete abt d furnishing,i only need to change my 22inch flat screen tv to 32 or 42 inch plasma or Lcd to complete the sitting room.
My gf's has never seen it cos last time she came i was still squating on a one bedroom flat.Since guys are tripping and some jealous i wönder wat girls wl do and my gf who wl visit in 2weeks time afta her NYSC. She's bn skeptical abt my marriage proposal bt am sure she wl accept nw.

Go for at least a 32" LCD (not Plasma) then go for the same brand of Home theatre. If you have lots of "ompact disk"do the customized rack on the wall adjascent to the electronics (ensure it has a glass compartment to be locked if not everything will get missing in no time).

Then play around with colours (not too colourful). If you are a ART sucker like myself with love for paintings, that will blow her mind off. All the best bro.

After the hustle and bustle of Naija, nothing as perfect as going to a lovely and comfortable home.

Moderators I take God beg una, don't hide @tellwisdom's post again.

I want to see what he has up his head. If na to yab me, I am equal to the task of making him feel sorry for such action.

freecocoa: When i said "Maggi" I wasn't talking about a particular brand,I trust you know that "Maggi" is the common\general name all types of seasoning are called in Nigeria,btw i think you meant knorr and not know.

Thanks for the correction.

Slimgrace: il rada a guy takes his tym n pens down his hrt 2 me than al doz forwrded mssgs ppl luv 2 u.i appreciate poetry so much o.

Yeah! Like earlier stated, even our musicians no longer write songs from within. Does it man we now have less romantic men in town?

asewo: Hmmmmm the bros don enter 1chance today... i am gonna have to join the league of those of us who wish to know the authenticity of dis gist

Its a known fact that a man is only limited by what he sees around him.

People on the riverine side and ghetto part will swear people don't live with comfort better than theirs, while people in Parkview, VGC, Asokoro, Maitama will also swear 70% of Nigerians are living above UN claimed poverty rate in Nigeria and only a hand full don't eat 3 square meals.

Way back in secondary and early part of university days it was a norm for guys to write peoms for their girlfriends and sing love songs to them.

But as years passedby and the computer age surfaced, even the so called romantic boys started stealing peoms to pass to their girl friends which most of the girls knew their boy friends wasn't the originator of such. This started making guys less romantic as even in our nigerian songs today, they sing vulgar and crappish songs rather than compose from within their heart.

My question is; do guys of today still compose peoms and send to their girl friends and do ladies still find such men attractive and romantic

asewo: Hmmmmm the bros don enter 1chance today... i am gonna have to join the league of those of us who wish to know the authenticity of dis gist

NEXT!!!

djeezy: Seconded. Let's see the house, talk is cheap. Then after the pics, we can start the discussion.

Okay! No be my house, na my neighbor house and he don go church. Are you satisfied now.

Let the discussion continue.

Sssssshhhhh! KEep shut!!

Never ever vouch for a girl.
There's no meter between those let's so you can never tell if a lady is faithful or not.

That's the worst mistake any man should do. Once you aren't married to her, don't assume she isn't testing other waters else where. Afterall if she is ready to settle down and she is not, no matter how much she loves you, she will one day decide to move one.

She might either want to die you or another guy somewhere else down with pregnancy.

tellwisdom: Ok bro, take a pics of that house of urs with ur name written on a paper beside ur t.v, and upload here make we even rate am ---Acidtalks

Bros easy now. I would rather be sleeping than being awake and acting stu*pid. So because I want to make you believe me I will start snappig, writing on paper, uploading on laptop and wasting internet bandwidth just to prove a point?

Na because of people like you, I dey try bring more mature threads on the forum.

Did you skip the last paragraph of the post? Please scroll up and re-read it.*winks*

asewo: Ok i feel this discussion makes some sense ..
Alot of ladies see guys who have there apartment ready for a family use as a potential husband trust me..
just yesterday i fixed my new apartment and invited my friends EX-GF to help me out and putting some famine ideas and trust me she dint leave the same..
I think the part she liked the most was my new bed and trust me she had a real feel of its hospitality

Badt guy.
Had a friend who promised never to bring any girl along when coming to visit because he almost lost one of them, if not for the fact he knows I never ever snatch my pals babes, and have a conscience on such matters. It would have been a totally different story.

Call or send her a text.

If its not too late let her take all those pills dey swallow after the finishing shag*ging.

My worries for you is are you sure this lady doesn't have any sexual disease she plans on spreading (maybe as a revenge or something)? Just my concern.

slimyem: that wasn't meant to sound insultive.
I'm just saying the fact that a guy has a house all decked up and stuff doesnt mean he is ready for marriage and a girl suggesting/believing that he is sounds lame,st'upid and hungry to me.
....and btw,why do i feel like you are advertising?

I get you.
Advertising what? My home or myself? Well NONE!!!

I have one mission, which is breaking nairaland off the regular immature and kiddish thread to something we all can reason, imagine and even aim at getting or achieving. I.e, like the male cooking thread.

Enough of those, my girlfriend slapped me or my boyfriend is a cheat type of thread.


Let's start discussing reality things that we seldom discuss.

Mynd_44: My brother once had a girl who was obsessed with his refrigerator. Happens she was taking out chocolate bars

Same thing with me oh!
I always stock pile my fridge with juice, canned drink, biscuits, chocolate and the rest. There was this particular girl whenever she comes goes straight to my kitchen and munch and drink as much as she can, I had to start removing stuffs from the fridge prior to when she gets to my place as I didn't wanna make her feel she was a glutton (which she is). Funny thing is this babe na banker oh! I love opening my fridge 'cus it makes my stomach liven up. i

slimyem: if you don't have the 'male ruggedness' then i guess you don't have it.
That i said i don't like all too tidy guys doesnt not mean other girls wouldn't.
Don't try to be what you are not.
Be yourself and someone will like you just the way you are..

Go jor!I aint trying to pretend to be someone else. Trying to make it a little rugged for the boys when they come around.

What you see are books,laptops, tablets, printer and my phones around. Tire of them calling me a nerd.

Used to have a PSP 2 but I guess one of my home boys took it without my permission as they noticed I never used to play it, and tired of them using my laptop to play soccer.

slimyem: you sure move around with a lot of hungry girls!

Make we know lie, even as Jonah be president, e get some cribs wey e go enter him go trip with envy.

Don't you watch MTV Crib? Even Aliko Dangote go jealous switch off him tv with some kin setting wey him go see for people houses.


On a serious note, razz and undergraduate? No! Working class and well learned? Yes!

Oya Next Insult!

slimyem: why would i trip because of any wonder interior of a guys house?
Impressed...maybe! But trip/drool?hell No!
That factor is no where close to what'd make me trip!
A house all neat and proper with everything in its right place is feminine!
As long as its clean/neat with a little male ruggedness to it...cool!

Some Trip while some others are impressed.

Please suggest one or two "male ruggedness" I might include in mine. The place is too clean and tidy that some people feel I have a maid that comes do the cleaning up.

I am scared, a woman (prospective wife) shouldn't fear I am setting a "just too high" standard in terms of well arranged and neat home and the fact my kitchen is all tidy with the needed items (and of course a good cook). I don't want a lady to think I won't appreciate her since I can do the basics myself (cleaning, cooking etc).

I want to to get a PSP 3 to throw around the floor to include that "boyish touch" to the home.

Still expecting your idea of a "male ruggedness"

Soory! Did I forget to include that any girl that comes visiting automatically starts talking of me trying to look at settling down urgently and they are potential wife material?

Prior to when I got my new place, I didn't lots of window shopping to determine the type of electronics, furniture, painting and decoration and every other gadget and item I will place in my home.

After completion of course which I couldn't wait to end 'cus of the effect it caused my pocket, I can finally say I love every part of my house and so proud of it, from the living room, rooms and even kitchen.

Whenever any Lady enters, she trips immediately to the wonder interior (ALL my creativity). Then entering the kitchen just makes her melt 'cus every single gadget/item in a kitchen is found in it.

My question is Guys; where's is your favourite part of your house that impresses the ladies and Ladies what part of your boyfriend/husband's house do you love the most?


The Thread is for Mature Men and Ladies Alone. Not some kid still squatting and feeding off their parents.

chinnyonwu: I've noticed u don't read very well. Dint u see the exception made by the OP? Did he say it was All girls?

Itt isn't her fault.
Medical report confirmed she was suffering from Dylexia.

Revolva: Haha I am proud I can't cook Bleep you poster and why should a man behave like a sissy and how do you expect. Me to know how to cook all dishes am I a woman I can only cook the little I can

So was there any sense in including the "bleep you poster"? Your brain needs to be microwaved a bit for better reasoning.