₦airaland Forum

gunuvi: I really love your suggestion but your last paragraph shows you will still need to visit a psychiatrist today again.

If you have ever followed or read my comments, you will know every serious comments of mine always end in a slightly humorous note.

ActiveMan: This is business not compensation

Don't be too hasty to comment when you are ignorant.

Adenuga made us all believe he is "COMPENSATING" our celebrities as most of them never got the real value of their efforts they put into their works in bringing smiles on the faces of the people. This comment was made about 7 or 8years ago (that's if you were born then) when he chose to start using celebrities as his ambassadors.

Mr Mike Adenuga, Paddy Adenuga, Bella Adenuga and the Entire Glo Directors and Senior Management please take note the the man Mr Cohbams Asikwo deservs to be a Glo ambassador more than the hundreds of others you have had in the past (except for the old ones like Fathia Rolling Dollar, Madam Kofo, Showky and the rest).

From never having a sight, Cohbams have done great things and have brought about great talents so please let's honor him. This man produces 100% reasonable and beneficial lyrics unlike the whole lots who are Head deep in controversy I.e Jim iyke.

Let's starts honoring and appreciating our living legends while they are alive and not wait until they are no more before shouting their achievements. Nothing would have stopped glo from making the Late Chinua Achiebe and the living Wole Soyinka (Life time ambassadors).


On a second note, Lagbaja wey no get face na him una make ambassador? How una know say no be armed robber him be when he no dey perform. Afterall una no sabi who him be.

It is a known fact that 97% of those who make money through lottery winnings always end up more broke than they were initially.

No only lottery winners. Take a look today at Footballers, Musicians, Actors, Fomular one drivers, 419ers, Yahoo Yahoo,Drug barons and others who made an over night wealth (earnings) without struggle or any professional hardwork (brain, perseverance, patience) always end up broke before their life ends.

darkhand: No need. I am only interested in my customers. In all this only the customers matter. To them I remain eternally grateful/

I am still patiently waiting to see your portfolio. I have 3 jobs I want to give you. A Oil and Gas firm, NGO and an Accounting Consulting firm.

Post at least one of the N5,000 FIVE THOUSAND NAIRA jobs you have done because I don't want to believe as cheap as your prices are you haven't still gotten any client.

On this issue of fake employment Companies, I think seun and his crew are not doing enough to enlighten job seekers. Nairaland shouldn't be all about making money. Helping people develop themselves and touching lives should be paramount. Money will come and go but good legacy will remain forever.

Take a look at the thread below :


List Of Fake Employment Companies

https://www.nairaland.com/968512/list-fake-employment-companies-stay

Such a thread is meant to be brought to the front page at least once a month to enlighten Nigerian Job seekers not to fall victim of fake employment agencies.

The top was sticked initially on the job and vacancy thread, but unecessary politics made them remove it. Let enlighten and educate ourselves.

If we blame the government for bad governance and employment will we also blame the government for not announcing list of fake employment companies?

Every Jame Bond and hul horgan has just the person somewhere that could make him look like a weakling.

But even with the playing, Lamido is still frowning. This guy must really be a disciplinarian.

Money! Money!! Money!!!

From the North, South, East and West God Almighty the creator of the entire Universe please come and shower your blessings on me. Na as dem born Lamido na so dem take born me oh! Why I am feeling fly with millions, Lamido isn't still satisfied conteolling billions (Nigerian's entire treasury). This man can get billions with the tap of his fingers. Na just to change change figures and settle a few people and everyone goes home happy.


God in Heaven Pleeeeeeeeease!!! I need money in billions not to buy private jets or yatch but to show Nigerian Elites that you can touch the lives of a million nonpriviledged ones.


Sai Sanusi Lamido Sanusi (I adore and respect you sir) The Prince of Princes.

How I wish this was the outcome of every fornication case. This world has totally lost the fear of God.

4kmukina: Y de gal left leg small pass d ryt leg? she even pose lyk 1mbec1le! come barb village hair style. mtchewwwwwwww! Money miss road!

I just giggled at your first statement, on seeing your username I knew you are one freaking lun*atic

tpapi: ow many rings dey ur sister nose

Na craze dey worry am. You know they are fond of attacking the messanger instead of the message. He just one counter me and I no even know say the chimp dey amongst the 7billion people on earth.

jas_o: How truth is this? The lagos state governor should address us all concerning this, it's a savety of life and propetry they have sworn oath to protect. Able governor, let hear your fashion on this rumour i believe.

And I thought I was an illiterate.
With this I feel like a damn professor.

Dyt: Nottin wrong in her dressin

Look at her nose.

If you are really serious and genuine on this then post full specifications and PICTURES.

Oh no! What has this Charly boy don to his entire family?

First is was sweet and calm lady D that started dressing weird, then his first son now this. I won't be suprised if the next time I see justice Oputa Chukwudelu (his father) he will be on jerry curl and have both ears pierced with diamond studs.

This is nothing but FRAUD. So is NSE trying to hide vital information that will help an investor from loosing his cash.

Is just like giving instruction to to Real Estate Broker not to inform prospective buyers a land that is government owned or a land projected on an highway or restricted areas.

The Fruad that took place between Dangote and Otedola is enough reason for every investor to be fully informed on the practices on the NSE floor.

They want to start changing stock prices and lure in gullible and ignorant investors. So much for greed and wickedness in Nigeria.

Jonathan is trying to just score cheap politics while in office.

A government that is still struggling to pay minimum wage for those employed is now increasing the 'allowance' of corpers who have only a year to serve, get housed and feeded for free and most of them still get paid at their primary assignment posting as well as get extra income from their parents, siblings and aristos.

Do something to curbe the high rate of unemployment first Mr Jonathan. That N38,900 allowance for a single corper could readily be used to pay two 'ex' corpers a monthly salary.

Let's look for a permanent solution to better the lives of the people and not some irrelevant cheap staunts.

The unemployed need that money most (even half of it) than most corpers who are still dependent on their parents and relatives.

Brand_new: You'Re such a silly man. Who told you I need your stupid perfume?
Just so you know I'm just fine with the tester bottle cuz I'm allergic to most perfumes. What's the use of buying a whole bottle I can't use?
Anyway's I know you've got your brain in your azzZzz so i'll just ignore you next time.

Are you also allergic to Original Wrist watches instead of displaing some Oshodi under bridge N500 Omega watch (your most valued possession)

Pataki: Speak for yourself, and stop acting stewpeed.

I don't blame you. Even as common as Blackberry and mobile internet services are in Nigeria, you still possess the idiotic temerity to think people are just following the crowd and this generation is pathetic.

In case it was utterly lost on you, the 'Oga @ the top' joke going viral is a clear indication to the several idiotic beings in government that gone are the days of crass ignorance in Nigeria especially from senior public officials.

This is simply because, the generation you tag as pathetic, are more IT empowered than the foo-l who came with his 'Oga @ the top' statements.

Your life is pathetic.

Not calling anyone a scammer. All I am saying is Never Ever pay anyone for a job in the name of recruitment agency.

Even if it has meager as N20 don't.

Lakayana: Speechless the heart of man who can tell its dangerously wicked. The bible was specifically referring the "man" species.

If Adam wanted to retaliate for what Eve did that made him get booted out of the Garden, I bet you this wound on this woman's face will be a child's play compared to what Eve would have gotten.

A Bill should be passed against the physical molestation and violence on women. But most of these Senators beat up their wives so they will never sign it into law.

On the other hand, some women get sword mouth oh! You will prefer to get shot in the skull than to ear what comes out from her mouth.

This woumd for this woman head be like something wey person dey get after Oga catch madam ontop another man. If she didn't cheat on him, insult his mum or organize with armed robber to rob him then I think the man should be sent to 20years in prison.

masonkz: You do realize that this thread you started rather went the other way, to still laugh. You should have known that things die down as soon as possible...but you just wanted to make a stupid point, as if you also didn't laugh while watching the interview. At least you've learned.

It was derailed because silly fools like you are yet to go extinct.

Then march to the streets and offices and demand for a change instead of sitting and laughing over silly jokes and then things keep getting worse.

fntekim: Lmfao!!!!! Chai!

The guy na idi*ot.

Nairaland don cause enough see finish from all these toddlers.

LIAR!!!
Make people think say him dey get customers. No deceive yourself. You are still hoping as no single person as contacted you.


Guy, do you know what you are doing to yourself, na food vendor (buka), vulcanizer, spare part dealer, news paper vendor and Suya seller you dey attract.

Go through my threads on business. There are so many things you need to know about bringing your price down to the bearest minimum just to make sales.

One or two People might patronize you (if you pray and fast well) but the truth is if those people had a few thousands more, they would have prefer someone more expensive with class.


Or why do you think people pay for a tokunbo vehicle double the price of what it will cost to get them a brand new Kia ride?

Brand_new: ^Let him take his time to gather all the pieces he can lay his hands on. We Will be here waiting smh!

If I were you I will hide my face in a PIT. From showing us from hopeless taiwan wrist watch to beGging for sample perfume (tiny bottle for that matter) you still have the guts to talk at me and even feel you can attack my person. Damn nairaland has caused so much insult to some of us.

Send your address to me, even if I can't give you a wrist watch I will certainly post a 100ml bvlgari, Koros (YSL) or Euphouria (CK) perfum to you. No jokes here. Want you to just know we might both be commenting on nairaland, but I am certainly your Boss come Earthquake or Tornado.

^^^
I wouldn't have said it better.

Every monkey looking and humpty headed individual now wants to make money over night. People have just sold their souls to the devil and have forgotten God all because of vanity things. Not a pin will you take along when you breath your last.

God Almighty in Heaven, I knee before you and on behalf of my children and generation yet unborn to bless us with self contentment and make us enjoy the fruit of our labour. May you never let us have "ojukokoro" for worldly things to the extent of going astray or forgetting You exist.

Ameeeeeen!!!

For those who will insult me for this my prayer because they are armed robbers, politicians, oil bunkerers, kidnappers, militants, fraudsters, pros*titutes, ritualist, God please send thunder from Heaven to strike them dead wherever they might be before they type the first word of insult. Ameeeeeen!!!

nokingasgod: Basketmouth Ahmadu Alli, this is most unbecoming of an elder statesman. You dont insult an entire race to make case for your ''oga at the top''. Such vituperation is uncalled for especially because it was unprovoked unless you woke up from the wrong side of the bed and your heads required some examination. That statement is too weighty and one wonders what point you were trying to make. Maybe that was one of those things we saw then when we said ''Alli must go'' and Nigerians thought we were childish.

YOU ARE A BIG FOOL TO HAVE QUOTED THAT WHOLE WRITEUP TO WRITE THIS NONESENSE.

Did you rent your brain out for a cup of ijebu garri or you borrowed you brother to go make use of it in the exam hall?

Idi*ot!!!

See them all feeling happy with their chinko made. Wrist watches.

When the boys leave the stage, poster please holla at me not just to display my pieces but also post their certificate as well as original receipts too.


Thank God for chinko in some people's lives if not na game and watch some people go still dey wear.