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Poster WHEN your thread reach frontpage abeg help me tell Seun say I still dey look for scanner to scan my 1991 picture wey me and my sweet heart nkechi snap then. Though she don marry another person and she get 3 pikin now. But since na olding days picture dey reign now for nairaland, me I no go ever carry last.

Shebi God said He will end the world by fire and not by water again?

The way fire incidence keeps cropping up is alarming not to talk of the Hell fire like temperature during the day.


I feel so sad for the residence that had to suffer for what they know nothing about.



Fashola don get excuse to take over this market again and give it to privates hands who inturn will demand for ridiculous millions of naira.


Yaba Market, Mushin, Ogusanya Shopping mall and now this one. Fashola don dey hammer big time oh!

You for manage look for picture (even if na total stranger own) attach to this story make this thing fit make frontpage.

If I post Timaya House rat or Ruggedman neighbor cat, dem no born moderators well make dem no put am for front page. Op, complete job wey you don start.

Shebi God said He will end the world by fire and not by water again?

The way fire incidence keeps cropping up is alarming not to talk of the Hell fire like temperature during the day.


I feel so sad for the residence that had to suffer for what they know nothing about.

I can also bet you that Jonathan doesn't know how to login into his personal mail and facebook. Even though he brought facebook to Nigeria.

If you probe further, you will dicover this same man would have been too eager and impatient to award that website for several millions of naira. Not because he thinks his organization has a need for an online presence, but rather because he found it as an avenue to siphon millions of nairaland allocated to his agency.

That's some freaking exergeration. Make this people no dey call this kin big money like say we no go school.

Wasn't he depositing the sales the hotel acrued to the bank? Or did the management of the hotel make him a sole signatory?

Yeah! He probably commited fraud no doubt. But N1.4billion is no joke. Afterall we aren't talking of the Ghanian Cedis. Na dem dey carry 1.4billion cedis to go and buy agege bread and 7up (even after their denomination).

Hello Yvonne Nelson, when you get to Nairaland Front page also help me greet the entire 1026714 nairaland members. Tell them I am also leaving Bachelorhood next 2 weeks.

Me : I won't comment

Inner thought : Comment now

Me: No I won't,is it by force?

Inner thought : Don't you know this thread will make front page?

Me : How do you know that?

Inner thought : Are you a JJC on nairaland? Don't you know na mumu thread especially when e concern celebrities dey make front page.

Me : Okay, what do you want me to say?

Inner thought : Just say anything joh! Make e no be like say you no dey current.

Me: Okay, I give up. I will comment.

Inner thought : Oya, go ahead.

Me : Ani Idibia, don't worry most people on this thread will insult you on how you keep opening your mouth and how bent your legs are....did I forget also they will critisize your gown on how ugly and classless it is, but my dear, don't mind them. Your husband still remains one of Africa's best artist and Nigeria's most respected and loved musician. So if 2face Idibia loves you so much, don't care about what the other 170million Nigerians think about you.

Nigeria needs a data bank for all its entire 170million citizens. Getting this boys is just a matter of few clicks away assuming we have a database that is functional for our entire citizens and immigrants.

The State and Federal Government should deploy soldiers around that vicinity.

You are so damn on point.

Most of the girls or mamas to portray such traits are not even marriageable. They have used all their husbands as boyfriends and don't even mind using toasters as husbands now.

When they were still young and beautifully looking, the aloud the beauty and sweet words men told them to becloud their judgement and reasoning. Also ready to jumpt at a guy with a car so that they can kEep waving the octopus fingers at all their friends to prove their guy is a big boy, while ignoring those humble struggling guys who had no car. Now things have changed, the humble and struggling guy is now blessed with a good job or flourishing business while the other car owner probably has sold his car because Yahoo business isn't moving again, the greedy girls now want to return to the same boy they dissed before.

If every girl can start puTting marriage issue as top priority from age 19, most of them would have goTten married before 25years. You can't eat your cake and have it.

Don't blame jude. He is an Igbo man.
It takes an Igbo man an average of between 5-14years to be an apprentice before he finally gets freed by his boss. So Jude watching MayD get freedom and start living the luxurious lifestyle is unimaginable to him.


Jokes aside, I totally agree with Jude 1,000,001% on this. I have investments and run businesses in the Entertainment Industry and I will tell you, every son of Adam should be allowed to hustle his as*s out to make a name for himself. If he can't afford Studio time then he should go wash dishes at the upscale Hotels or be a company driver to pay his Studio time at the end of the day. That way he will appreciate success when it finally comes and not the overnight breakthrough this artiste gets that now makes them have the guts to spit in the faces of those that brought them out of gutter.

See the likes of 2face, Timaya, Femi Kuti, Psquare, Ruggedman and a few others, this guys worked really hard to attain success and breakthrough and yet they are still keeping it real. They know the work that went into their struggle so they won't just look down on anybody or spit in the face of someone who footed their bills to be famous. Even if they part ways with their managers, producers or marketers, they do it in a very mature way which is not likely to cause fracas.

Look at the likes of 9ice, Wizkid, Dbanj and all these other boys who feel because they have gotten to a level, they can now start looking down on everyone. I recently advise my friend who is a great act (not musician) but dwelled into music to have a rethink and draft out solid agreement on one boy he has currently spent up to N2million on and wants to drag me into their agreement.
Every man should hustle hard if you wants to succeed.
An average Human being is an ingrate by nature

In as much as I DON'T believe you story for the following reasons, No father under planet will give a condition of a POOR boy DATING (not marrying) his daughter before he gives him a common job. Even if the girl is disabled or a sickler. Such nonesense ONLY happens in Nigerian Home Videos.

Now to the home video (story) at handlets just say it is not new. Inshorts girls do it more than the guys. Girls are the most ungrateful species on planet earth. A Dog is a billion times better than them in terms of showing appreciation and being loyal.


My rules of life now is NEVER EVER DATE OR MARRY A PERSON WITH A POORER BACKGROUND THAN YOURS.

This kind of story only happens when the Rich marries/dates the poor and never heard when poor jam poor or Rich cruises with Rich.


Note : Ladies, I am not bashing oh! I am just saying that what 'majority' and NOT all ladies are capable of doing.

If seeing Mike Adenuga about 2years ago still makes you did flabagasted and overwhelmed then what will you do when you see Me?

People will go all jittery and scared when they see a common human being they term as super rich and yet don't care if God is watching them in the Open and Secret when they are commiting grievious crimes and attrocities.

Laird: BANK TRANSFERS ARE SAFER AND BETTER

Like earlier said, not everyone is comfortable with a bank transfer. Most especially dealing with someone in their 50s or 60s.

Please can you share your experience?

How did you find out and was your money returned?

I dey kampe. Been so busy of late.

Tell Seun to install anti virus to flush out these viruses and worms that have invaded his forum.

If just like our past leaders this generation and those yet to come remain Gluttonic, greedy and self centered, then this vision will never come to pass. Also if the Religious and Ethnice scuffles aren't curbed sooner than expected, then I doubt if there will be a country called Nigeria by then.

I grew up to know 1980 goal, Operation Build the nation, Mamsa, Sap, Millenium Goal, Vision 2010, vision 2015, now vision 2020......all the visions have all been visionless.

Nice on paper but will they ever become a reality? Not with the immoral, unreasonable and callous generation we are breeding in today's world.


On a second note, do Nigerians really want such development? Not with the way they cry fowl and go on protest match when the government bans Okada (commercial motorcycle, Demolish illegal structures, demolish House build on sewage, close down unhealthy market environment, place a ban on churches causing noise pollution and trying to tax churches using the name of God to hoard billions of naira from unsuspecting worshippers.

And you are the same person with this thread right?

https://www.nairaland.com/1207675/ex-girlf-said-she-continue

I believe you are just one ibo apprentice they brought to Lagos to come and learn trade and you just discovered how to make use of your Oga's laptop.

If you save the money you are using to buy Condom, Lubricant and Tissue and Channel it into paying for your evening classes in Primary one at the Village community school for adults and moroo*ns alike, I believe you will be a much better person in a year or two.


Ewu!!!

Mynd_44: Sloopy photoshop

I waited patiently for a silly person to say this and it appears Nairaland's second runner up dum*best member won the award this time.

When Picture of a cow with a horse picture came up years back, you people said it was Pgotoshop.

When of recent a dog with a human face came online, you all refuted the story.

Now this has come up and a silly senseless kid is still saying its Photoshop.

If you don't believe God has the Ultimate Power to ulter and create whatever He wills then just come out and say it instead of pretending to be a christian with the mind of an atheist.

The Air your breath, day and night, growing plants, your sleep, flying birds, child birth and a billion others are all signs of the Miracles of God Almighty. But only those with instinct and intellect will reflect and Praise God for this.

kramer: You're welcome

You must be a learner here.
Everyone on nairaland knows I am a bloody illiterate.

kramer: You're welcome

You must be a leaner here.
Everyone on nairaland knows I am a bloody illiterate.

Double wahala for dead body.

This is just what happens when an illiterate man buys a wrist watch without knowing how to read the time.

He feels every man looking at their wrist is oppressing him and so goes to buy a piece on his wrist too and yet still ask other people for time.

And you are so silly to think any sane person will click that virus invested blog.

When e tire you, you go use your own hands copy and paste am for here.

toofine765: No insults please.

I didn't plan to insult you before but I will do that now.












Just kidding.

Tell your friend to sit her husband dow and explain situations with him. Let him realize that sector he is in, is the "Time Bomb" in the entire various sector of the Economy. It can explode at just anytime and no one knows who will get hurt and injured.

If he doesn't still correct his frivolous spending then I suggest she starts making some ridiculous demands from him I.e, if he once used to drop N20,000 for the upkeep of the home, she should start making him drop N35,000 that way, he will be force to check his spending on irrevant things.

Also she should not reveal her salary to him and if she has done that previously, she should come up with a perfect lie that they have cut down her salary by 45% because the NGO wasn't getting donations and financing support like before.



I wonder why men can't just learn from other people's mistakes. Dem swear for some people?

Civil Engineering is Perfect you don't need to change. While you are in school just learn some other beneficial skills like Autocad and some similar softwares and skills. They will come handy and keep you ahead of applicants when the time comes. That will even make you have the advantage of working for either a Construction firm, Architecture firm, Building Management company or even Oil and Gas firm.

In my opinion I think there are more job possibilities as a Civil Engineer that an Electrical. Though both are wonderful.

Take Oil and Gas Programs, and exams they have so many you can choose from.

Tpai1, dem still dey ban you for nairaland?

Madam, you need to realize you are loosing billions of dollars annually on lose of productivity value by just visiting this website everyday.

This is it, nairaland is becoming a Sinking Ship so don't be caught sinking with it. Its only a matter of time before the Titanic Forum goes down.

Acidtalk Spitting Fire
He is presently the worlds wealthiest man but who have always threantened Forbes List with Legal Actions if they dare put his name on their World richest ranking because in his own words, "the rating firm will highly underate my worth". He claims he will leave only less than 2% for his children which is still way above $500trillion in estimate. In his words "he fears his children having majority of his wealth will make them buy the entire planet".

Bill Gates
Microsoft founder Bill Gates, the world's second-richest man, told The Sun in 2010 that he will donate most of his money to charity and "give the kids some money but not a meaningful percentage." He said on Reddit in February: "I definitely think leaving kids massive amounts of money is not a favor to them."

Warren Buffett
Billionaire investor Warren Buffett plans to donate most of his fortune to charity. Peter Buffett, Buffett's second-oldest son, told DailyFinance in 2011 that his father "transferred values to me, and not wealth."

Ted Turner
CNN founder Ted Turner, who has donated $1 billion to the United Nations, doesn't have much money left for his kids. He told MSNBC in 2010 that he is "almost to the edge of poverty" -- that is, his net worth is only $2 billion, according to Forbes.

Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs, the late Apple CEO who revitalized the company, said in an interview with Playboy in 1985: "If you die, you certainly don’t want to leave a large amount to your children. It will just ruin their lives."

George Lucas
George Lucas, the writer-director behind the Star Wars series, doesn't plan to leave much money for his kids; he is giving most of it to charity. He wrote in a pledge letter that he is "dedicating the majority of [his] wealth to improving education" because "it is the key to the survival of the human race," according to The Wall Street Journal.

Graham Tuckwell
Graham Tuckwell, the founder and chairman of ETF Securities, who has donated $50 million to Australian National University for scholarships, told the Sydney Daily Telegraph he does not plan to give much money to his kids because "lots of money is poisonous to have." "If you just give them stuff, it almost destroys their desire to do things and you actually end up with kids who are a lot worse off." (Hat tip: CNBC.)

Steven Hayworth
Steven Hayworth, ex-CEO of Gibraltar Private Bank, told the New York Times in 2010 that he was glad his daughter was going to work at a clothing store that summer because he wanted her to learn "the value of a dollar."

What in Heavens name is my name looking for on that list again? Haven't I told this people to give me and my family the much needed privacy we crave for.

Israel2020: I am pleading with fellow Nigerians and Christians

It is certainly statements like this that do not make so many people get helped when they ask for one and then they worry why.

I have read extremely deep both the Bible and the Quran and I will tell you that the Quran preaches about giving and charitable deeds more than 50 books put together that's talks on the same. So emphasizing on 'christian' means you just narrowed your means of being helped.

By the way, I believe churches should be able to help out and even give temporary accomodation with the amount of money the pastors and churches rake in everyday.

Where do you presently reside?
Where are you looking and getting an accomodation?
What do you presently do?
How many children do you have?

If I am satisfied we the above answers (as well as explain and convince us why the first paragraph should act against you), we might just be looking at ways of you not coming here again to get assistance and rather a happy man.

Reationship (love)is all about trust! Trust!! And trust!!! The very moment one partner stops trusting then the love is already being lost or is totally lost.

What could be more devastating than a mere corper saving his meager salary to buy an engagement ring and the very day he decides to propose to the woman of his dreams he realizes how stupid he has been all along?

There are several Private Investigative in the country. The mainly operate on referals only (I know about 5 of them in Lagos and Abuja). They bring facts (pictures, recordings and mails) like Spirits. A very popular former Bank MD hired the services of one some few years ago and to his gratest surprise, his wife was sleeping with his younger brother and one of the Senior Managers.

Like the saying goes "what you don't know won't kill you". Hiring those detectives could spell ones sudden death. The facts that will be brought to you can make you go crazy.