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mondi_cheeks: Lol she is dumb

Wrong double dating moves is the reason why at least half of single ladies that have reach marriageable age haven't married.

Obinnau: Bro Google doesn't have the answer to many things!

Then proceed to ask your village chief priest or consult the shrine behind your family compound.

Why don't you make use of Google to know the answer?

Did I forget to say that if money is your problem and you have a genuine need for it, you should tell me as I am willing to reduce the poverty stricken genes from your life.

Did I forget to see that if money is your problem and you have a genuine need for it, you should tell me as I am willing to reduce the poverty stricken genes from your life.

Brand_new: More like a prophet of doom. Acidtalk is definitely a scam. He was all out to full gullible religious Nigerians. I knew that when he recommended some type of fasting and prayer B.S. Anyone who does as he said would definitely do anything and even part with his/her money or valuable. A cheap way to scam people is by adopting religious prophesy gimmicks such as this one.

I feel so pity fr your miserable life and generation yet unborn with this mindset. What do you mean by calling your father a SCAMMER? On this whole forum, can any soul come out and say I demanded a penny from them either on this forum or outside it? I know how many charitable deeds I have done for members of this forum in the outside world and here you come blabbing nonesense.

You can only refer to me as a scam or criminal if I took my predictions to people's doorstep and demanded for material things in return.

Are you so silly that you couldn't read my second and third post that God has the power to ulter whatever He wills at anytime and no man can claim Glory of the Work of God.

It is people like you that practically go and bow to some Pastors just because they saw a vision in your life which came to past. I am not looking for such respect in here and will NEVER claim to be mightier than thou.

You pick out only the AFCON prediction and start calling me names? What about the other predictions that have come to past? Are you too blind or silly to see that more than 3 other of those prediction have happened? ALso more than 80% of my last predictions came to past so why want to kill yourself?


I feel pity for your kind of miserable souls that still exist on earth.

Patiko and Eberuma have been dating for the past 6 months and inbetween those months they have had issues of lack of trust, impatience and lack of understanding that has tried to tie their relationship apart but they both determined to make it work.

A week to Valentine they both agreed to spend the entire day all alone in a very nice lounge on the Island and have a heart-to-heart discusiion of how to make their relationship stronger and better than its present state.

Patiko is currently doing his NYSC in one of the major conglomerates in town but Eberuma on the other hand is a petty business woman who does beads and hair for a living after she has failed to secure a job after her NYSC.

On vals day, Patiko chartered a can from his office in Ikeja to Eberuma's house at Yaba, on getting there, Eberuma was already waiting outside of her gate clinching a nicely packed gift pack and looking stunning in her evening gown. She hopped into the cab and they both headed to the Island where they had agreed to spend the evening together.

When the got to their destination, Patiko paid the cab driver off but before the man left, he reminded him not to forget to come back to pick them in the next 3hours. This time is was a few minutes after 8:30pm.

Both Patiko and Eberuma strolled into the venue holding hands while smiling and making few passes at other couples they found within the premises.

They settle for a very nice corner in the nicely decorated and soothing environment of the lounge. Before the waiter came to take their order, they managed to sneak to plant one or two kisses.

Inbetween their meals, both Patiko and Eberuma kept chatting on their Blackberry phones with other friends like they always do in the past even while on a date so none of them felt bad about it. From time to time Eberuma chuckkled, laughed and even screamed softly on seeing the Blackberry chats. Whenever Patiko asked her what was amusing her, she just waved his questions aside and insisted it was those her stubborn friends send funny tales of their own dating experiences.

While still having their meal, Eberuma's white gown got stained from the wine she was sipping. The stain was so obvious and quite bad. She was really sad and quite confused. Patiko made way to call over the waiter who attended to them for assistance or how Eberuma could get the stain of her gown off, Eberuma was directed to the mini laundry section of the lounge for assistance.

While Patiko was sitting all alone and moving to the soothing love songs coming from the sorround speakers of the lounge suddenly heard the ringtone of Eberuma's phone. Several times he ignore it but the phone kept ringing so he decided to pick it up and inform the caller to call later as she was not available at the moment. Lo and behold has soon as he picked up the phone was "My Sunshine" has the caller Id. He thought to himself "this must be a joke". When he picked up the phone he knew it was definitely not a joke as the caller kept sayin "my sweetheart, where in heavens did you put your phone? You got me worried....". Patiko had to cut him short as he couldn't take it no more and said, " she is not on sit right now, call her in a few minutes" and he cut the line.

Patiko deleted the call history to avoid Eberuma know of the call he just received. Before he dropped the phone, he went to her message inbox and was more surprised as he saw many more love text messages from the same "My sunshine". Patiko was all sweaty, furious and running impatient but decided to keep his calm.

After about 20minutes later, Eberuma came out, planted a kiss on patiko and whispered into his ears that she had to stay that long because they had to help her remove the stains from her clothes with some chemicals which made her take them off and also allowed it to dry after they were done. In no time, eberuma looked at her wrist watch and suddenly sceamed that she had to leave immediately as she didn't tell her aunty she was going to stay out that long.

All this while Patiko was trying so hard to hide his anger, and to avoid confronting her so he played along and jokingly asked if that was his valentine gift in Eberuma's gift pack. She jokingly said it wasn't for him but rather for a female friend of hers who she first needs to go and at her place before going home.

Then he was already loosing his patience and suddenly dragged the gift bag off the and of Eberuma to view the contents. Lo and behold after tearing off each gift wrappers off the gift in the packs where a Koros Yvest Saint Launrent designer Perfume, A Huwes and Curtis shirt and a lovely hand made male slippers with a card address to "My ONLY Sun Shine : Mikel Adibuyo Dorglas". So shock was Patiko that he suddenly broke down and wept not minding that entire people in the lounge have all been focused on both himself and Eberuma all this while.

"Why did I go wrong?", "What did I do to deserve this sort of treatment?", "After all I have done for you, not even a gift pack of tomtom sweet did I receive from you".

After a few people came over to their table to calm nerves and settle their quarrels, Patiko then opened up that not only had he brought Eberuma out for dinner to express his undying love to her, but he also brought along an engagement ring to propose to the woman he intended to spend the rest of his life with and had only intended and planned with the staff of the lounge to play Eberuma's best love song 'Find away to my heart by Phil collins' at exactly 10:00pm that night. Unknown to Eberuma, the man Mikel Adibuyo Dorglas who she intended taking those gift items to was Patiko's former boss where he (Patiko) did his Industrial attachment and the man is married with 4 lovely kids.

Ifthe text was written in "Short Text" as you posted above, then it is most likely fake. No serious Organization will send out text in such manner.

What do you expect from a man who pierces his ear and has heavy tatoos on different parts of his body.

You can not Enjoy eating Banana and expect to give you the taste of strawberry.

Women want to date the 'bad guys' because they feel they are fun and yet expect them to treat them like a princess. But yet avoid the good boys with 'glasses' and call them freaking nerds.

The Tee Billz entered into Tiwa's heart because he probably had a bet with his friends to get Nigerian's 'hottest' female celebrity. I see desperation and 'fakeness' written all over this dude.

Tiwa's case shouldn't end up like that of Regina Askia. Because I see this guy observed Tiwa was wuite desperate to settle down and he is taking advantage of that.

ayobase: Justice is yet to be to this thread.
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where is the man na?

Make we place $10million ransom for him head for who ever can bring him out of his hiding place.

For security reasons do me a mail. Then we can proceed further.

I can AUTHORITATIVELY tell you the car ISN'T for Iyanya. It is a big fat lie.

You people should stop being deceived by this fake lifestyles of this "must be" celebrities. I won't say much as my last topic of some of these celebrities received some threatening e.mails.



Secrets Of Nigerian Celebrities You Don't Know

https://www.nairaland.com/1104385/secrets-nigerian-celebrities-dont-know

@Seun, I can see you oh!

Are you here to lock this thread again or to ban me this time around?

honeric01: Abeg hush jare, trying to twist it to suit you.

Is 5 points "barely"?

what did SA and Cape Verde qualify with?
When did they get their goals?

We scored 2 DESERVING penalties and you are here spewing air just to sound "justified"

who cares about Adeboye and tb Joshua? do you think everyone hold what these people say in high esteem?

We won with 2 penalties that could have resulted to 2 goals if Moses wasn't brought down in the eighteen yard box.
some something better jare and stop trying to huge straws.

And i hope a North Africa is going to win the nations cup?

There was a time i use to take somethings serious about your posts, but of recent, they have been pure "hmmmm" may God restore you!

When I type, I type or comment for people of wisdom. That's why you hardly find me commenting or even visiting nairaland these days.

Imagine your senseless point of claiming they qualified with 5points and talking of moses's possibility of scoring if he wasn't brought down.

I am not here to argue with you as I only do that with people of wisdom.

That post was up 3 solid weeks before the commencement of the Nations Cup. Moreover, weren't all your expectations and hopes in your mouth while the match was going on? My brother be reasonable for once.

I am not God and CAN NEVER be. I won't boast over any of my predictions coming to past, but I thank God for the gift HE has bestowed on me. He has the power to alter or totally change what He has shown me previously. Since you don't know me or my story, I advice you to stay clear.

honeric01: Is this your response to the "barely"?

2:0 is barely?

Open your brain and think.
The LAST match decided your fate and the 2nd half was what gave the victory (undeserved one). You won through TWO penalties. What do you call that. Don't just criticize for the sake of it. Reason before doing that. When I predict I don't just do it for the sake of it.

If TB Joshua or Adeboye brough this out would you have the confidence to ask them this crap? Abi na because I dey follow use nairaland.

Why didn't your entire men of God predict on the Super eagles at AFCON? So far bro, I am still 10/10 on point to swallow it.

My Man Of The Match Is The REFEREE.

I am still investigating. I want to know how much NFF transfered into his account before the match commenced because trust me that man's life will never be the same again. He is now some hundred of thousand dollars richer thanks to NFF and Minister of Sport and Keshi (chief negiotiator)

I still dey laugh oh!
Shebi na Cote d ivore una wan play next??

SHAME ON YOU ALL.

So na ONLY through penalty una fit win game?

Ethiopia of all countries.

Football sure needs to be ban in this freaking country for 50years instead of the initial 2years Jonathan prescribed.

I Dey Laugh Oh!

It is certainly high time I dust my Blue Passport and ignore those sermons of remaining in Nigeria because no place like home.

I certainly can't sit and get blown up by Nuclear weapon.

Things are always fixed in the Spiritual World Before they eventually take place in the Physical World.

The Super Eagles are yet to appease to the 'Right' channel and as such CANNOT do any miracle.

See more....

https://www.nairaland.com/1150162/predictions-first-quarter-2013/2#13805240

Are there people still looking for a Miracle on the Super Eagles? Well, don't waste your time.

View the below thread.

Predictions Of The First Quarter Of 2013

https://www.nairaland.com/1150162/predictions-first-quarter-2013/2#13805240

We still dey watch.

The Nairaland cabals have succeeded in trying to hide this thread but the TRUTH will always prevail.

Today's match will certain seal their dreams of advancing.

Maybe Yes! Maybe No!!

But if schools now have Kidnaptology or Oil Bunkeryology then those will be my best bet of course to study.

Never ever receive huge sume (I.e, millions) from a particular bank brach consecutively. Believe it or not their are more criminals working as bank staff more than ever before. Most 'after bank' robbery that a customer faces are usually carried out on the client after the bank staff acts as informat to the criminals.

The world of today it is begining to appear that the elder are even the problems in the society of today.

Yes they know the truth but their greed and personal self interest won't allow them speak the truth.

^^^
Same to you bro!
Which bulk room? For which bank?
I was staunt when one bank told me and a business associate that we can't make use of the bulk room (withdrawals of heavy cash in that bank) because we weren't withdrawing up to N10,000,000 (Ten Million Naira). My brother I wan faint. They felt N6.3m was such a meager amount that we should comfortably withdraw over the counter.

Poor man dey suffer for naija no be small.