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PoliticsRe: NSCDC Suspends Lagos State Commandant by acidtalk: 8:23am On Mar 16, 2013
www.paidabribe. Is A DUBIOUS platform. Their information are ALLlies. You should disregard that news. Even if the man is sacked we will hear it from reputable news media and not a pit hole like that site.
BusinessRe: Challenges Entrepreneur Face When Starting A Business by acidtalk: 8:14am On Mar 16, 2013
Click on my handle and go through my past threads on Business and Career. I assure you, you will have more than enough information you so desire to have. Up to 10 of them in number.
CelebritiesRe: Mcdonald’s Sued After Child Eatsused Condom by acidtalk: 8:10am On Mar 16, 2013
lalaosky: McDonald’s Sued After Child Eats
Used Condom Posted by Toni Stephens (AllHipHop News) A Chicago mom recently filed a lawsuit against McDonald’s claiming her
3-year-old son ate a used condom found at the
restaurant’s play area.
Macdolnald's should fire back by sueing the family for scarvenging on their premises. Was the used condom served in their meal? Hell no! The boys went about picking litters and throw straight into their small mouth. Why didn't their parents monitor them?
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by acidtalk(op): 8:04am On Mar 16, 2013
chucky234: English master,you were correcting Acidtalk but failed to remove the specs from your own eyes.
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"There" is no problem and not "their" no problem
Coporation is also "corporation".
Okija has never been an intelligent person so pardon him. He only strives to prove his stu*pidity on meaningless issues.
CareerShould Workers Who Use "My Oga At The Top" Joke During Office Hours Be Punished? by acidtalk(op): 8:01am On Mar 16, 2013
I went to a Glo Customer care centre yesterday to make a complain and to my greatest surpeise and dismail, the guy attending to me kept on repeating "Let me go and ask my oga at the top", "don't ask me, go and ask our oga at the top" refering to his colleagues (a male and a female). While the female chukkled a few times, the other guy was obviously irritated and kept on frowning. He didn't utter a word probably because of the few customers around.


Samething thing happened at a GT Bank branch same yesterday. A junir staff came to take some files from her colleague to go delivver to a senior staff upstairs. To my disgust the male staff kept asking "is it the oga at the top that told you to come and take this file?". The obvuiosly irritated and tired female colleague had to audibly ask him if he wasn't tired of repeating same joke all day? The guy was obviously embarrased as even some customers on queue scolded him for not acting like a professional during office hours with such joke.


I just read on another thread on nairaland about how a doctor repeated this same joke to an anxious mother who brought her sick child to the hospital.

My Question is, Shouldn't organizations pass a memo to ban this trending joke during Office house amongst its employees?
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by acidtalk(op): 10:05pm On Mar 15, 2013
oyb: Abeg wey acid talk the boyboy at the bottom
Right behind you watching you and your crew fool yourselves away while the politicians laugh and strategize how to sell the future of your next 50 generations just by pretending to be stu*pid so you all can have something to occupy you while laughing and mocking while the loot dry the treasury.
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by acidtalk(op): 2:47pm On Mar 15, 2013
Okija_juju: First of all..

Its field day, not filled day.. I just thought to correct you before 'My Oga at the Top notices it'..

Secondly... He didnt clarify nothing to no one.

Thirdly, who really gives half a f`uck?! That nigga shouldnt even have a job as far as I am concerned. He looks like the product of a job racket scheme.

Also, we are having a field day laughing because very few things have brought us any real happiness in this country since Nigerias AFCON win.

Finally, the excuse of cameras and all worth not doesnt fly. This is not his first time in front of the press. That interview didnt answer nothing. We are making the best out of the rubbish that we saw. We all focused on Farouk Lawan & Otedolas matter, the nigga is back in the house of Reps full time now.

Abeg make una drex!! angry
First of all thanks for the correction. But I thought nairaland's over one million members know I went to Night School as such I am permitted to make grammatical blunders (the only one allowed to make such on nairaland).


Okija, I have never known you to be an intelligent person when serious issues are being discussed so I understand your plight.
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by acidtalk(op): 11:57am On Mar 15, 2013
coogar: what solution can you find to a country that is sick in the head? the government must lead by example but people like you vote crooks and rogues into power and then come online to defend their obduracy.
You just accused me wrongly.

I follow history and could have never voted for Jonathan even with a gun in my head. His N9billion bayelsa state funds he mismanaged is still very fresh in my heads and that as to do with his compensating Nuhu Ribadu with a portfolio in his government.

I don't follow the crowd, I make use of my head.
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by acidtalk(op): 11:48am On Mar 15, 2013
Seun.A.Plonker:

Sure. Abi you like to be the scape-goat?
Its a miracle I am still alive today because way through my schools days I have stood in the front of battles to resist oppression and corrupt practices by the authourity. I have been threatened with expulsion and cult oppression severally but that didn't shut me up.

I only realized if I am to stand in the battle front again, I will do that amongst the South-South, North and South Easterners and never amongst or in the South-Westerners. Tired of seeing one million people matching forth and just one gun shot you realize with senconds that you are the only one on the battlefield facing your opponents.
CareerRe: Gtb Or Diamond Bank? by acidtalk: 11:36am On Mar 15, 2013
double08: are you guyz not tired of this 'oga at the top' stuff its getting lame angry

@op I believe GTB is a good choice
They need to check out this thread :

Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop

https://www.nairaland.com/1226028/reasons-why-oga-top-jokes
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by acidtalk(op): 11:27am On Mar 15, 2013
coogar: so we should not laugh at the state of the country where semi-illiterate hold top jobs and qualified graduates are doing driving dangote trucks? i think I am high on khat. in countries where things work, that obafaiye dude would have been forced to resign for bringing his noble profession into disrepute!
The country isn't working because rather than you finding workable solutions to the problem on ground you are adding to it by making it look like a trivial issue
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by acidtalk(op): 11:21am On Mar 15, 2013
Seun.A.Plonker:
You're funny, comparing Nigeria with those countries. All they need is a scape-goat. Once that happens, the crowd will disperse.
Then if this trend continues, Nigeria will never ever come out of its current slavery. The Politicians will keep enslaving the populace.
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by acidtalk(op): 11:07am On Mar 15, 2013
abes: ok, we protest today to shutdown one recruitment agency and hand it over to the police, tomorrow we see a new agency, another name opened by the same set of people handed over to the police yesterday, do we shutdown the police station next?
Who told you you can't shut down a Police station or a whole Military base? Ask them in Tunisia, Egypt, libya and Syriah? The government should be accountable to its citizens and not vice versa.
SportsRe: Emenike: Keshi Used And Dumped Me by acidtalk: 8:03am On Mar 15, 2013
Well, this is the exact same thing Osaze Odewingi is complaining about but most of you won't hear him out but only take sides.

Nigeri and Nigerian Organizations have never been known to have human feelings or value life. From Government agencies to private companies to even small scaled trade centers, the bosses only want to make use of the surbodinate to achieve their personal gains and then leave the surbodinate in the cold when they think their services are no longer needed or needed in the immediate.

Nigeria is a Jungle.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha’s House Demolished In Orlu For Road Project by acidtalk: 7:11am On Mar 15, 2013
But he will use state funds to reconstruct or acquire a new one.

Who is fooling who?
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by acidtalk(op): 12:01am On Mar 15, 2013
Most graduates who are having a filled day mocking the man cannot speak or write better if given the opportunity,

So many people almost give up the ghost when asked to speak to a few people and here is a man sitting right in front of various camera's knowing fully well that he is being viewed by over 170million people across the globe.

Instead of us mocking his grammatical flaws and lack of technological knowledge, let us ask ourselves if this man that came to represent his agency was able to do justice to clear the air of the corrupt allegations made against his organization or not.

There's obviously a very long way for Nigerian youths to go before getting off the grip of the present day politicians.
PoliticsReasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by acidtalk(op): 11:45pm On Mar 14, 2013
When a certain Nigeria Civil Defence Corp bigwig appeared on Channels Television some days back, a tsunami of various kind of jokes swept the entire airwaves and social media on how the guess kept on referring to his boss several times as "my oga at the top" and how the man basically doesn't know his organizations website address.

People of all ages and class had various Display Pictures on their Blackberry Phones, Twitter, Facebook and other social networking websites.

The mistake we all are making is we aren't concerned if the man was able to give substantial answers to vital questions thrown to him, example is clearing the air of the allegations made by the public that the agency is deep into job racketing.

If after posting dehumanizing jokes, graphical and video image on the man from National Civil Defence Corp it doesn't still bring abount accountability and transparency in the agency, then who is now the big fool? Is it the Man who kept praising "his oga at the top" while still getting kick backs from job racketing and other corruption based practices or the masses who were once making jest of the officer and are still jobless and with no hope of getting a job.

Nigerians should also realize they are doing the Officer more good than harm. Nigeria is a nation operated and governed on the basis of sentiments. Once you superior sees you as someone who is loyal and cool headed, they overlook your very great flaws which may include ignorance, corruption and even sluggishness.

A man who came on National Television to keep showring praises at "his oga at the top" even while being made to look silly is no where a fool. He understand the "Laws Of Power" as well as the Nigerian Hirachy rules and regulations and his acting according to the script perfectly. No one should be surprised if within a few months, this man that is being made jest of today for his ignorance is promoted severally even before his promotion is due.

The current president of Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan is a typical example of someone who understands the Nigeria Policy. When his former boss and Governor of Bayelsa was facing allegations of money laundry and embezzlement by the EFCC and Bayelsa State. House Of Assembly, all indications were obvious of his boss impeachment and Jonathan rising to the number one seat of his state as Governor, he (Jonathan) was never in a hurry to take over power. He praised his former boss even after he became governor. Same scenario took place a few years later only this time he assumed the president of Nigeria. Yet with all the many flaws of Jonathan and his government today, never has once Jonathan come out to run down the late President Umar Yaradua or his policies while in power.

There are rules in leadership and followership and the number one binding rule is Loyalty.

For those mocking this man about not knowing his organization's website address, even though it won't stand as an excuse not to know it, do this people also realize that more than 95% of our present Bank CEO's do not also know their bank's website or slogan. Most Nigerian Senators, Honorable members, Ministers and Governors can't recite Nigeria's National Pledge not to talk of the Anthem.

Let's start tackling more inportant issues and look for solutions rather than being engrossed in irrelevant and nonbeneficial discussions.
CelebritiesRe: Lady Gaga Moves Around In 24karat Gold Wheelchair As She Recovers From Surgery by acidtalk: 10:54pm On Mar 13, 2013
Afriface, when your post reach front page help me hail Seun and the 1029844 members for nairaland oh!

Tell them say I dey kampe and I still dey laugh oh!
Science/TechnologyRe: Lion Hugs Woman That Rescued Him 6 Years Earlier by acidtalk: 6:32pm On Mar 11, 2013
For those surprised, please don't be.

Animals are known to be the most appreciative and loyal living things. A billion times more appreciative than WOMEN.

If you want appreciation you better buy a toy, cure or feed an animal even if na snake than spend that money on a woman.
CelebritiesRe: I’m Yet To Decide Whether To Accept Gov. Akpabio’s Gift – Tuface Idibia. by acidtalk: 11:04pm On Mar 10, 2013
If I slap your akpari korodo head.

You will decide whether to accept the gift yet honor the dinner tat the date banquet and was happy when they gave you carS (plural oh! And not just one) and 29 entourage from the government to Dubai for your wedding.

First start by paying for the dinner you ate at the state house, warn them not to send 29 delegates to come for your wedding in dubai on Akwa Ibom government funding then you can go ahead and refuse the cars.

Is it not because akpabio was a careless talker who publicly announced his gift? If they had secretly given you, would you have returned it?

Nonesense!!!
CelebritiesRe: We Will Decide Whether To Accept Governor Akpabio’s Gift – 2 Face Idibia by acidtalk: 10:41pm On Mar 10, 2013
If I slap you akpari korodo head.

You will decide whether to accept the gift yet honor the dinner tat the date banquet and was happy when they gave you carS (plural oh! And not just one) and 29 entourage from the government to Dubai for your wedding.

First start by paying for the dinner you ate at the state house, warn them not to send 29 delegates to come for your wedding in dubai on Akwa Ibom government funding then you can go ahead and refuse the cars.

Is it not because akpabio was a careless talker who publicly announced his gift? If they had secretly given you, would you have returned it?

Nonesense!!!
AdvertsRe: Finally! A Nigerian Cake Decorating Blog by acidtalk: 9:41pm On Mar 10, 2013
First of all change the name to something easy to remember.

Secondly damn the cost and get your own personal website / blog and watch people keep visiting it once you keep upsating it. Put up free E-Books for people to download for free initially abd then you can decide to start charging with time.

Be Unique don't follow the .com or other similar bloggers go for www.yourcompanyname.com to act as both your website and blog.

All the best.
EntertainmentRe: Reverend Sisters Dancing To P-Square’s "Chop My Money” (Video) by acidtalk: 9:33pm On Mar 10, 2013
Na today?
No be all those reverend fathers dey choke all those small small boys for santuary? Abi who dey use the con*doms wey dem dey find for inside latrine when them come empty am? Na me dey use am?

Abeg leave matter joh! The most criminal minded people are found in religious houses and are religious leaders themselves.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Presents 2 Toyota Suvs To Tuface, Wife; To Sponsor 29 To Couple’s Dubai by acidtalk: 4:57pm On Mar 09, 2013
Why do people keep giving gift and favours to only the rich and then neglect the poor and needy who really needs them.

2face can afford to buy 10 brand new Prado SUV if he so wishes to. What of Akpabio using that money to sponsor talented sporten talents in his state or setup a skill acquisation center.

So much of injustice in this world.

By the way if it was his money would he buy 2 brand new SUV and give it to a single couple on their wedding day?

That's how people were calling me to ask, "acidtalk what do you want as wedding gift, a Private jet, estate in banana island, yatch, an island or half of world bank finances". I bluntly said, I don't need nothing of that. Give the money to charity on my behalf.
HealthRe: Help Pls How Do I Whiting My Teeth by acidtalk: 1:30am On Mar 09, 2013
There's a process called bleaching.

They have a slower kit that takes several weeks to improve that one can go for as little as N10,000 or less. While there's a faster process using Laser technology. That is is around the range of N60,000 but works instant.

Just google dental clinics that bleach teeth in Nigeria. I believe you will have a whole lot of information at your disposal.


Please never let anything affect your self confidence.
PoliticsRe: Plank Market On Fire In Ketu, Lagos (Pictures) by acidtalk: 6:44am On Mar 08, 2013
Gloryroad: Why is this not on frontpage?
Because Tondo Dike, Wiz kiz, PSquare, and Genevieve are not at the inferno site,

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