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This can ONLY happen in Nigeria.

An Ex Convict, A murderer (killed a medical doctor that finally sent her to prison), A perpetual Drunk and Heavy Smoker and of course, a lady of questionable character becomes AGN president??

Then what morals do we expect our children to get from watching Nollywood movies or having them as role models.

All of them in that picture are millions of people across Africa and the World's role models but the bitter truth is only One or two of them have a clean slate and is fit to be termed a good "Role Model".

A generation that has thrown morals out of the window and only embraces and endorses immorality.

Can someone drag Reuben Abati into the National Assembly Complex (Upper or Lower Chambers) and give him the beating of his life? Because it appears that's the Only place in the entire country were human batterying and attempted murder isn't a crime.

*Nigeria Will Have a Terrible outing in the forthcoming AFCON. The country will barely move out of group stages.

View full predictions below :

https://www.nairaland.com/1150162/predictions-first-quarter-2013

I think what happens is this bank workers know that the customer is more concentrated on the larger bundles and as such their major targets are always the lesser denominations I.e, if you are withdrawing N1,635,760,00. They intentionally mix up bundles of N500 and N200 alongside the N1000 knowing that once you can roundup in calculating like N1,600,000 then now take advantage of trying to steal from the N35,760. Believe me, they are so smart that knowing people who withdraw large sums don't usually like delaying over the counter they take advantage of it.


As for the E-payment method, how will you try to convince on old baba in his 50s or 60s that you will send the money into his account when this man can barely read 'bank alerts'. He wants cash in his hands and his damn eager to have it in his "Alajo" type of bag before he renders any sort of service to you.

There's a particular bank that even though highly respected they are known for this fraudulent act.

Do you know what it means trying to go through notes to the total of N1.6million? My brother you just want to leave that bank to avoid enterying one chance.

Do Nigerian Bankers Actually Steal From Customers Money On Withdrawal?

Last week thursday I had course to follow a client to the bank to withdraw a 6 digit sum to give him since the banks were likely to delay paying him while waiting for me to confirm the payment. I had to give instructions to pay him and then left him in the bank to attend to urgent matters.

3 hours later, the client called me and was almost crying that about N56,500 was missing from the total amount he was paid.

He neither has a driver nor a worker at that moment that could have stolen from that money. The painful thing was that the following day was a public holiday so there was no way he could have gone to the bank to lay his complaint. It was a business gone really bad.

Today, to my greatest surprise I entered the bank early this morning and what welcomed me was the shouting and a screaming of female customer who was complaining that over N30,000 was missing from the amount paid to her on friday.

She threatened to recover her money by all means as there is no one else who would. Stolen from her money has she had no worker or family around at that time.

The question is do Bank workers actually steal from their customer's money?








Predictions For The First Quarter Of 2013

https://www.nairaland.com/1150162/predictions-first-quarter-2013

Rukemi291: Mr. Acidtalk, what's the solution to the WAEC/UTME failure?

Read very very well my dear.
Also try and avoid "special centres" if you can because most special centres will fail this year.

Bidam: @acidtalk God bless you sir! Me na job and marriage i need dis year o..shuld i do 3 days dry or shuld it be as led by the Spirit? Abeg reply me cos i need that nos1 prophecy badly.

By his grace you shall get a good and well paying job this year.

To everyone who intends fasting (christian or muslim) I advice such a person to do at least a minimum of 12 straight hours (for the christians). The muslims should observe the fast the regular way of around 14hours.

Note : whoever is fasting should NOT tell a single soul they are fasting and the purpose for the fast.

The fast should be done on 3 consecutive days (you must eat after each sunset)

The fast will be best if done on only Fruits and meals without salt, pepper, oil, or any processed or canned food. (I.e, boiled rice or yam alone without adding salt or eating with anything else). Though it would be better this way but it is not compulsory.

Pray for whatever it is you need between 1:30am and 3:30am (silently and with full concentration).

Try to give alms to the poor on the 3days.

Please remember NOT to disclose you are fasting or its purpose to any soul no matter how close they are to you.

Also avoid intimacy, insults, quarrels and vurgal words on those days (even before and after).

Predictions For The First Quarter Of 2013

https://www.nairaland.com/1150162/predictions-first-quarter-2013

nne3870: Mr false prophet please prophesy for your family alone, nigeria experienced a bad year last year which will not repeat itself by God's grace. We have had enough predictions already and I tell you to shutup and stop spewing rub.bish.

My staying away from nairaland is mainly to distance myself from lowlifes and pathetic breeding creatures like you. You had the Option to have clicked the BACK button instead of the REPLY button you clicked on. In as much as I will stay clear badluck infested souls like you this year, I will advice you to totally leave me family aside any of my post if not I will make you see the mean side of me which you definitely will not like and that won't go without raining endless curses on you and your generation yet unburn.

A word is enough.....

nne3870: We reject all the curses from you in Jesus name.
How comes all your prophecies are just bad news? Does God not not his own anymore? For me prayer does it all and am not subscribing to your balderdash.
This year I forsee total turnaround and blessing for nigeria and the gates of hell will not prevail over our testimony. Amen.

You are either under 20years of age or just Naturally immature by nature. When I had my last predictions I started on the good note and at least 2 or them came to past. Now I started on a good note and you are here still crying foul. If God is Angry with a Land or its People do you expect Hime to shower such Land with blessings unmerited or least deserved? Don't be fooled and don't let anyone fool you. Nigeria has a whole needs massive spiritual cleansing.

I am not talking of the regular dancing and screaming in the Churches on Sundays or the Mosque on Fridays. I am talking of REAL REPENTANCE.

You sit in your home and watch home video all day right? Do you know the amount of innocent bloods being shed out their all for the sake of Financial strength or political might? If you hard spiritual eyes to see, you will see blood of the innocent splashed across the Nation.

Am a full blooded Nigerian and Love Nigeria to the marrow but truth needs to be told (especially when they concern the spiritual realm).

Please desist insulting me for posting this as Adeboye and T.B Joshua were hailed for putting forward their predictions.

Some people will call me Prophet of doom but that will no way affect the situations at hand. As for those who want to point to my last predictions. (https://www.nairaland.com/1066757/predictions-last-quarter-year), Please take note that I am neither God nor an Angel. God Alone has the power to show you something and change it or alter it slightly whenever HE wills.

The bottom line is precautions should be taken to avert most of this terrible situations.

*So Many Nigerian Graduates across the country will have a course to smile this year. There will be a massive employment by a few government agencies and some private multinational companies. But bribery and forgery will make the most qualified and honest ones loose out on the job.

Solution : I strongly recommend a 3day Fasting and prayer for every Unemployed Nigerian Graduate this January.


* 2 Nigerian Billions alongside some foreign friends will setup a foundation to Help the unemployed graduates, handicapped and widows in the society. Their Donations will be massively mismanaged by those who will be made to manage the foundation/NGO.

*Nigeria Will Have a Terrible outing in the forthcoming AFCON. The country will barely move out of group stages.

A Northern African country will lift the cup while another West African country will come 2nd.


* At least nothing less than 5 National House of Assembly members (Senate and House members) will be fared dead between January and May this year.

* Our state governors. Should be very prayerful. At least 2 of them will lose their lives due to Accident and bad health. Same goes to 2 present serving ministers.

* President Goodluck Jonathan should be filled with a lot of prayers and fasting by him and his member of his families to avoid calamities. The president needs to take very good care of his health. (To avoid treasonable felony not much will be said). Mr president should really go on a 7days fasting and prayers to beg God for Forgiveness. He has really gone against his promises made to Nigerians and God is really upset with him and his entire government.

* A Popular Nigerian Celebrity will be arrested overseas over drug related issues. Another very rich and powerful Politicians child will be arrested for same crime.

* WAEC and UTME will record the worst failure records ever.

* President Jonathan will reshuffle his cabinet. This action will cause a little uprising as people to be replaced have records of Misconduct and Fraud related accusations in the past.

Childish but a little funny. I chukkled a bit.

We wey dey the same street as Hellfire (Nigeria) shey the Ark to manage come carry us too abi na only people for Yankee go enter am.


When every bloody liar uses the name of God to lie this are the sick things we see and hear everyday.

Feed me more: At 30, U R stil in ur parents' house, fightin ur siblings ova who gets d head of fish; Is d witch in ur village fanning herself wit ur pix

Most girls pray 4 hard-working men, Yet they don't respond to greeting frm BRICKLAYERS..#Jst sayn sha#

Those two got me laughing.
I suggest you edit this and type it properly instead of all this childish 'short text' form. That way you will have the input of matured minds. Matured minds hate such writing format, I forced myself to read it.