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LOL @fell from the sky.

When na only for Africa person go enter luggage compartment for plane just to land Obodo oversea. Na same African man go do like Car seat just to cross from Morroco to Spain.


Enough desperation to leave Africa by Africans.

Rest in peace dude. The hustle for a better life have finally come to an end for you. Now go and rest in peace.

See small girl making her family proud by winning N10,000,000, whereas most of this Agbayas just come and commend like they sold their brains to the labourers in China and India. When the type, you just can't help but cry for their parents for having such silly children.


Congrats dear, just screw your head tight on your shoulder trust me, you still have a very long way to go in life. N10,000,000 now will be worth like only N2,000,000 in 10years time so please let your parents invest wisely.

O what do you want nairalander to do? Forward his name to the Americans and declare him a wanted man for terrorism or to send his name to the Al-Qaeda group to send him a membership invite? Because this your post no get head or tail.

Truth be told, Nigerian guys at home only marry to have babies. They want to satisfy their parents by giving them grand children.

Most Nigerian women are yet to prove they are worthy enough to bear our names. We still don't know the difference between a wife and a girlfriend. The women have misplaced priorities.

Africa is so much filled with superstitious thinking.

Dem say na to protect the pikin against the attack of Obgbanje, wiliwili, osho, Aje (witch), shokpono (devil).

Funny thing is these same girls never miss church service and vigils. Is that not the height of hypocrisy?

With All their protection and spiritual beliefs, they have never provided a world class leader, astraonaut, scientist, geographer, rich business tycoon and others. Yet they keep believing one person wants to hurt and harm them (even the poorest man dey fear attack from the enemy).

Na as Jonathan take be Nigerian president this man also take get the Ghana Presidency.

I smell doom for the Ghanians. They should be prepared for the height of corruption after Jerry Ralings succeeded in curbing corruption to the bearest minimum in Ghana.

Ghana wake up and smell the 'Fresh Air'

Africa is so much filled with superstitious thinking.

Dem say na to protect the pikin against the attack of Obgbanje, wiliwili, osho, Aje (witch), shokpono (devil).

Funny thing is these same girls never miss church service and vigils. Is that not the height of hypocrisy?

With All their protection and spiritual beliefs, they have never provided a world class leader, astraonaut, scientist, geographer, rich business tycoon and others. Yet they keep believing one person wants to hurt and harm them (even the poorest man dey fear attack from the enemy)

Logicboy03: lolz.


Maclatunji is a great example and reason why there should be aptitude tests for mods.

this is what will change nairaland.

https://www.nairaland.com/1019176/nairaland-members-ask-immediate-election

rafhell: PLEASE, HOW DO I UN-REGISTER MYSELF FROM THIS THING CALLED NAIRALAND COS I AM SICK AND FURKING TIRED OF BEING BANNED EVERY SINGLE DAY.

The Rebels have tied you down permanently so it appears their membership is close to a million. That's why they keep banning people so you can create a new account.

Since the "deactivation" is one of the main needs by members why doesn't Seun oblige them by creating it.

At least if you say the members don't have a say on your forum then give them a freewill to exit instead of forcefully tying them in here and still run the place like a Dictator.

torres2: Ban by justwise till 2016 at travel section untop wetin, na you sabi if you like unban, if you like increse it, this place no resemble my father's house.

but seun need to screen some mod before appointing them, some of them have a photographic brain but lack film/m.card. Smh.

muki no offence for copying ur signature

The Below thread is the EXACT solution to Nairaland's problems.

https://www.nairaland.com/1019176/nairaland-members-ask-immediate-election

Most Moderators are scared to taking such route. I got banned over and over again for my views on the thread.

.bbpreye:
My name is BAN! I aved been BANNED and BANNED and BANNED and still expecting a BAN this week sha! I hate Nairaland, its like a cult, once ur in, u can't leave! I believe Seun has an hidden agenda. Time will tell sha.

Meanwhile I hate Sexkillz, he's so DUMB!

In as much as I know you to be the world's 2nd dum*best fellow on earth, you came second after Sexkillz.

Seun should create a delete account and see the members on nairaland reduce to only 500 members in one day.

As for banning, Sexkillz keep banning me even on my own threads because he feels my username is a threat to his cheap fame on the Romance section.


Below is the ONLY solution to all these nonsense going on in this forum.

https://www.nairaland.com/1019176/nairaland-members-ask-immediate-election

RETAR-DED .bbpreye:
Let me not start with you acidfuck abi acidumbfuck!!! Nairaland will be too small for both of us!

I have always told you, apart from shouting garri this and garri that all over the place, you have no iota of wisdom and intelligence in you.

Now that the garri word is prohibited on nairaland, you are now showing the over 7billion people on planet Earth how DAFT you really are. You can't post a line of intelligent discussion.

What do you have to tell me? NOTHING!!! Because day and light can never meet. Its a taboo for me in my village to have a scuffle with a reta*rd like you.

mboma: a proud jw....thumbs up

SEe another mumu. Quoting 5,000,000 words just to drop 5 meaningless words.

Lordave: Assemblies of God church

See another idi*ot quoting that endless write up just to write 5 words. Now I know some people inherit stu*pidity.

.bbpreye:
Why did u have to copy and paste your whole sermon here?

You were even more stu*pid by copying all that just to ask a question. A foo*l calling another silly.

Alfa_Haqu: Call me alfa haqu on 08166095695 for all U̶̲̥̅̊я spiritual assistance.

Chaiii!!!
Nairaland don turn to City People wey Spiritualist dey advertise like say tomorrow no dey.

Haqu na funkie babalawo wey dey use nairaland.

So much for injustice.
I have created two different similar threads in the past.

What Thread On Nairaland Has Impacted Your Life The Most

https://www.nairaland.com/1058759/what-thread-nairaland-impacted-life


Your BEST and WORST Nairaland Members

https://www.nairaland.com/1058212/best-worst-nairaland-members#12318756

Its always so sad that 3mins pleasure can ruin someone's entire life.

Well, there's no hiding place you just have to summon courage and tell her.
Don't kill yourself with guilt. Not only through sex can someone get infected. Even vir*gins and babies could be carriers of the 'thing' (I don't want to use the word disease or sickness). Just realize it is your destiny.

Ako sile ti duro.

It sounds like you are very choosy when it comes to food. By the way, what do you find tasty abouut the top and bottom of bread?

berem: buhari was accused of being a sponsor of boko haram yet no member of the sect was found in his house. atiku abubakar threatened that he will make Jonathan 's regime ungovernable yet we blame buhari for boko haram insurgents. Andrew azzazi said some pdp members are sponsors of bokoharam. did he mention buhari? now who is fooling who? just because bokoharam made him a negotiator that makes him a sponsor. I guess wole soyinka is also a MEND militant.

Please tell me this is actually Berem behind this handle and not someone hacking into her handle.

This is so Beautiful. Keep it up.

ONLY truth and proper reasoning can help us out in this country.

Will she give me an Oil Block for my service? If the answer is Yes then why not?

If this is true I only have one thing to say.

Goldie might not be the prettiest and most intelligent of girls but it appears she has a very good and forgiving heart and this has let a lot of people take advantage of this facts.

From prezo, Journalist, insultive fans and so many others, Goldie has always waived all the maltreatment they put towards her aside and moved on.

She might not end up winning a Grammy but nature will sure have a way of compensating her tremendiously for her good heart and forgiving mind.

As for J-Martins I can't judge him because I don't know the full gist but everyone know Igbo men Never joke with money even if they are doing business with their own mother.

Wetin be hmmm?
You like top of bread or not na wetin dem ask you.

Drock4christ: a very foolish post! Why should we vote for the man who destroys the petroleum future of Nigeria? Dont u know he is the 1 dat directed all attentions from Agriculture to petroleum wen he was there? U gotta think before doing this, i am sure again this guy would come split nigeria into 3.
And u said he left no debt on ground? Yes he didn't but he left lots of trouble on ground!

Congratulations!!!
You just won the award of the MOST SENSELESS POSTER OF THE DECADE.

Lol @ I think deep down inside you, you like the romance section.

If you go through my thread you will find out of of them are meant for the Romance section. Creating threads to help innocent and gullible youths avoid heart breaks and deceit was part of my agender. By the way, it isn't about liking a section it is about not being maltreated and wrongfully purnished (irrespective of section).