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Enegod: <————— sexuality section please...Hehe,this is so funny. |
crackhaus: The answer to the question in bold is Yes!Mmm nice one.you ve said it all.you are on point about what a woman wants from a man(at least this woman). |
Go baby!! ![]() |
Bisma: Ugly is a word that should only be used to describe sin and never used to describe peopleI agree with you,mostly cos the person(s) described as ugly had no hand whatsoever in his or her creation. |
Lai-lai!I will never click dat link.I will never see dat pic.I don't want it etched in my memory forever.choi!d height of wickedness. |
oluwashaddow: ok why he no allow him wife sit for him left hand,abi na she be d husband?Hahaha.ok,that's a first!!you win.oya,oga jonah,over to you,why did you commit that kind of grievous atrocity? :d |
D woman no wan hear say na so her chicken take loss during xmas.hahaha. |
600lashes before being killed? D guy better find an easier way to kill himself before d authorities lay hands on him. Very sad indeed. |
oluwashaddow: me go blame am for not putting on his wedding ringHe has been blamed for that one too.u come late o.think of something else.lol ![]() |
Cahmegga: Have to find something to blame mr president for....erm...Someone has blamed him for that already.think of something else to blame him for. :p hehehe. |
malele: You are the foolish one , how can APC be tool for change when dey are busy welcoming corrupt people from PDP.Well-said.same old same old.it is not d people that changed.its d party name.corruption continues. |
RIP to d dead.May God grant d El-Rufai family d fortitude to bear d loss. |
Mopolchi: All that has occurred to Justine Sacco seems to be a self-fulfilling ironic prophecy. See what she tweeted on 30th of January, 2013: http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2013/12/20/justinetweet2.jpgShe obviously has a loud-mouth.look where it landed her.her words have come to fulfilment,all she has to do is claim intoxicated while she tweeted,let's see if that can save her her job. |
stelaar: As I saw the Topic I just knew comments like this would fly in...regardless of anything let's have respect for peoples parents...smh1000 likes. |
Hahaha.is this for real? Political science students,dey ready una moni for these wonderful hand outs oooo.very funny indeed. |
olabukola: That's true but whose duty is it to bring her up well? You? I don't think so.Well-said. NKJV proverbs 22:6 train up a child in the way he should go,when he is old he will not depart from it. Who trained her? |
My first and only fight ever... Still in prep class,I had this really trouble some seat mate.A girl.I don't remember her name now but she gave me hell!you know how some kids are naturally outspoken and trouble some.that's d kind of seat mate I had.so,anyway,every school day she would loosen my neatly made weaves and thread hair.every single day.she would first threaten me saying that if I resist her,she would report me to their driver(he comes to pick her up every afternoon) and he would beat me up.I was scared,so I would just surrender my head and this girl will loosen any amount she liked and always left my hair in ruins.sometimes,she even broke my hair packers. On d drive home,my mum would complain bitterly when I tell her it was d handiwork of my seat mate. She kept re-making d hair.d girl kept loosening it.one day,when my mum couldn't take it anymore,she gave me some hot lashes of d cane,re-made d hair and told me that if I came back from school d next day with my hair undone,dis cane will be child's play compared to what she ll do to me.said she ll give me marks on my body that I ll never forget and she ll starve me for one week! I couldn't sleep that night.I was between d devil and d deep blue sea(in my lil mind o).if I don't let dis girl loosen my braids,her driver would beat me(small pikin mind sha) and if I let her loosen my braids my mum would scar me and starve me for one week(and I no dey use my belle play o).so I made up my mind that it was better d driver beat me than my mum starve and scar me. Next day,my mum dropped me off and at d gate,she reminded me of her threat.I walked into d class wearing my tough look.hehe.d girl as usual made for my hair but I held her hand mid-way.she threatened with their driver again and for d first time ever I called her bluff.no be small fight o.we fought for control over my hair.na that day I know say people wey get sharp mouth no get power o.I beat her up.I was victorious on d one hand cos she didn't loosen my braids so my mum won't scar and starve me but through out d remainder of that day,my mind jus dey cut cos I knew their driver would beat d living daylight out of me cos I didn't let her loosen my braids plus I beat her up.hehehe. Anyway,after school I refused to leave d class o.I was afraid,made worse by d loud mouthed girl who started threatening fire and brimstone,saying d driver was waiting for me outside.I was just hanging around my teacher till my mum came for me.and as we were leaving,I saw d driver standing by d car.we actually passed him and he didn't even look at me a 2nd time.he was looking bored,waiting for her other siblings.that was d day I knew she had been bluffing all d while. Needless to say that that was d last time she made an attempt on my hair. |
My first day in school. I was too big to attend a nursery school cos I didn't start schooling early.there's this class called Prep class(that's between nursery class and primary class).that's where I started.prior to that day,I had never stayed away from my mum.anyway,she drove me to school,held my hand and walked into d classroom with me.on entering d room, first thing I saw was boys and girls seated on small chairs and everyone was crying!I looked at them in surprise.different weeping tones.some high pitched,some low,some in between.most of them were saying "muuummmyyy ooooo".I just couldn't comprehend it.my mum took me to d teacher and while they were talking,I was busy looking at all d boys and girls crying.next I heard,my mum said "nne,do you want to eat biscuit?" I said yes.she said "wait for me here,lemme go buy you more biscuits and fanta,u hear"?I said ok.she left.I was standing,looking at d teacher to d left and d crying boys and girls to my right. After a while,d teacher asked me to sit (in front) with d crying people,as I wait for my mum to bring my biscuits and fanta.I was reluctant,she then stood up and led me to my seat.I sat down and to my right,left and back,they were all crying.I was still looking around,when suddenly it occured to me that my mum had been gone for a long while. I started missing her,shortly after,my eyes welled with tears.the first set of tears dropped,then I opened my mouth and started wailing. Needless to say that I joined d "muuuuummmmyyYyy ooooooo" chorus. By d time she came for me in d afternoon,choi!I don cry tire!! |
Nehemiah459: I saw this on a friends Facebook Wall. And the pal wrote "Anya m ahuna nti m wit out a mirrow. Wait, is it tru that our ORO bu zi empero Hitla na-Imo State? Na wa oo." ![]() Nehemiah459: I saw this on a friends Facebook Wall. And the pal wrote "Anya m ahuna nti m wit out a mirrow. Wait, is it tru that our ORO bu zi empero Hitla na-Imo State? Na wa oo."LOL@emperor hitler.hahaha. |
softsparky: Respect him and respect your self.Wow!its just like you are talking about my mum.we don't know how she does it.this particular attitude of hers(always influencing my dad's decisions) earned her a nick name among my siblings and I.we call her "the engineer".my dad is a very stubborn man too but she never counters him in our presence.what we know is that he changes his unfavorable decisions afterwards. Plus her submissive attitude towards my dad earned my dad a nickname.we never say it to his face but when talking to my mum,we call him her king.like "mum,where's your king?" Or "mum,your king did this and that,pls help us engineer him naa".haha.she just bursts out laughing but in d end,d unfavourable decision is changed and we never hear raised voices. My mum is my role model on marriage issues.I must admit it requires a lot of PATIENCE and HUMILITY. Also,one day long ago,I watched Tony Anenih's wife interviewed on tv.when asked how she coped with her husband(she's a politician and a lawyer) on d home front,she said something that I cannot forget in a hurry.she said if a woman must have a successful marriage,she has to STOOP TO CONQUER.she said when you stoop,people or d person you are stooping for looks at you and sees your humility but in d end,you are making your way,influencing hard decisions and at the same time,there is peace in d home. that was a big lesson for me. I remember reading a novel "she stoops to conquer" by oliver goldsmith in my junior secondary.so anyway,the role of humility cannot be over emphasized in a marriage. #my2cents# |
Nice. |
OMG!this guy looks scary. Imagine they posted this guy to my branch to be my boss,I go just resign charp charp!ewwww!only looking at d pic sef dey give goose pimples! |
Chei!abeg make una pity d OP naaa. |
I think d funniest I have heard so far are: "God forgive me" "Chituru lekwamlekwauwa".I don't know d meaning of chituru but I think it is mostly borne by people from Imo state. lekwamlekwauwa when directly translated means "see me see d world o".I find both d pronunciation and d meaning very funny. "Amandianaeze".the name is a question.directly translated,means "do they know the people they should avoid?".like "I no sabi who I go trust o"hehe. |
Choi!see what dis fine boy did to himself!! Even Posing with his partners in bleaching sef!na wah o. |
That girl looks too small to be 11.or maybe its not d real people in d pic. |
I don't have any worst moment yet. My best moments are when I read funny replies on nairaland.d people here are so funny,sometimes I skip reading d story/post just to read d comments and I'm never disappointed.nairaland lifts my mood when I'm down. But d day I laughed hardest was when I read yuzedo's response to the 21 rules on nairaland.I just couldn't stop laughing for a long time. |
She looked more beautiful when she was dark.#myopinion# |
Waawu(wow),I like it.but,I ll sleep off after 5mins.lol |
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