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RomanceRe: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by addicted268(f): 11:48am On Dec 31, 2013
Enegod: <————— sexuality section please...
*sprinkles holy water on thread* angry
Hehe,this is so funny.
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by addicted268(f): 2:48pm On Dec 28, 2013
crackhaus: The answer to the question in bold is Yes!
Sex is over-rated, just as money is over-rated, just as falling in love is over-rated, just as death is over-rated...

I could go on and on about things that seem over-rated...
But it still won't change the fact that what men desire most out of a woman is sex, and what women desire most out of a man is protection & comfort.

They know it, we know it...and we all have found a way to co-exist with these truths.
Mmm nice one.you ve said it all.you are on point about what a woman wants from a man(at least this woman).
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke Dazzles In Smoking Hot Outfit by addicted268(f): 12:50am On Dec 28, 2013
Go baby!! wink
RomanceRe: How To Know You Are A Wowo Girl: by addicted268(f): 12:46am On Dec 28, 2013
Bisma: Ugly is a word that should only be used to describe sin and never used to describe people cry
I agree with you,mostly cos the person(s) described as ugly had no hand whatsoever in his or her creation.
CelebritiesRe: Man Cuts Off Wife's Lips And Nose... by addicted268(f): 12:14am On Dec 28, 2013
Lai-lai!I will never click dat link.I will never see dat pic.I don't want it etched in my memory forever.choi!d height of wickedness.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan & Patience During Christmas Service (Pictures) by addicted268(f):
oluwashaddow: ok why he no allow him wife sit for him left hand,abi na she be d husband?
Hahaha.ok,that's a first!!you win.oya,oga jonah,over to you,why did you commit that kind of grievous atrocity? :d
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of The Day: What Is Wrong With This Picture? by addicted268(f): 7:00am On Dec 27, 2013
D woman no wan hear say na so her chicken take loss during xmas.hahaha.
Foreign AffairsRe: Wife: Saudi Blogger Sentenced To Death For Apostasy by addicted268(f):
600lashes before being killed?
D guy better find an easier way to kill himself before d authorities lay hands on him.
Very sad indeed.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan & Patience During Christmas Service (Pictures) by addicted268(f): 10:33am On Dec 26, 2013
oluwashaddow: me go blame am for not putting on his wedding ring
He has been blamed for that one too.u come late o.think of something else.lol smiley
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan & Patience During Christmas Service (Pictures) by addicted268(f): 8:05am On Dec 26, 2013
Cahmegga: Have to find something to blame mr president for....erm...


I blame him for attending this service
Someone has blamed him for that already.think of something else to blame him for. :p hehehe.
CelebritiesRe: See What This Ghanaian Big Girl Wore To An Event! Sexy Or Trashy by addicted268(f): 6:19am On Dec 24, 2013
shocked Osanobua lahor!
PoliticsRe: APC Band Wagon Terribly Disappointed With Gej's Letter by addicted268(f): 9:02am On Dec 23, 2013
malele: You are the foolish one , how can APC be tool for change when dey are busy welcoming corrupt people from PDP.
Well-said.same old same old.it is not d people that changed.its d party name.corruption continues.
PoliticsRe: Nasir El-rufai Loses Brother & Nephew In One Day by addicted268(f): 11:39pm On Dec 22, 2013
RIP to d dead.May God grant d El-Rufai family d fortitude to bear d loss.
Foreign AffairsRe: Justine Sacco - "Going To Africa. Hope I Don't Get AIDS..... I'm White" - by addicted268(f): 5:43pm On Dec 22, 2013
Mopolchi: All that has occurred to Justine Sacco seems to be a self-fulfilling ironic prophecy. See what she tweeted on 30th of January, 2013: http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2013/12/20/justinetweet2.jpg
She obviously has a loud-mouth.look where it landed her.her words have come to fulfilment,all she has to do is claim intoxicated while she tweeted,let's see if that can save her her job.
PoliticsRe: A Nairalander's Mum With OBJ. by addicted268(f): 12:40am On Dec 22, 2013
stelaar: As I saw the Topic I just knew comments like this would fly in...regardless of anything let's have respect for peoples parents...smh
1000 likes.
PoliticsRe: Making Money Out Of OBJ's Letter To GEJ and Iyabo's To Her Dad (Picture). by addicted268(f): 7:51am On Dec 21, 2013
Hahaha.is this for real?
Political science students,dey ready una moni for these wonderful hand outs oooo.very funny indeed.
PoliticsRe: Sheik Gumi Reacts To Iyabo Obasanjo's Letter by addicted268(f): 7:28am On Dec 21, 2013
olabukola: That's true but whose duty is it to bring her up well? You? I don't think so.

What you sow is what you reap. OBJ just got what he sowed.
Well-said.
NKJV proverbs 22:6 train up a child in the way he should go,when he is old he will not depart from it.
Who trained her?
LiteratureRe: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by addicted268(f): 7:55am On Dec 19, 2013
My first and only fight ever...
Still in prep class,I had this really trouble some seat mate.A girl.I don't remember her name now but she gave me hell!you know how some kids are naturally outspoken and trouble some.that's d kind of seat mate I had.so,anyway,every school day she would loosen my neatly made weaves and thread hair.every single day.she would first threaten me saying that if I resist her,she would report me to their driver(he comes to pick her up every afternoon) and he would beat me up.I was scared,so I would just surrender my head and this girl will loosen any amount she liked and always left my hair in ruins.sometimes,she even broke my hair packers.

On d drive home,my mum would complain bitterly when I tell her it was d handiwork of my seat mate. She kept re-making d hair.d girl kept loosening it.one day,when my mum couldn't take it anymore,she gave me some hot lashes of d cane,re-made d hair and told me that if I came back from school d next day with my hair undone,dis cane will be child's play compared to what she ll do to me.said she ll give me marks on my body that I ll never forget and she ll starve me for one week!

I couldn't sleep that night.I was between d devil and d deep blue sea(in my lil mind o).if I don't let dis girl loosen my braids,her driver would beat me(small pikin mind sha) and if I let her loosen my braids my mum would scar me and starve me for one week(and I no dey use my belle play o).so I made up my mind that it was better d driver beat me than my mum starve and scar me.

Next day,my mum dropped me off and at d gate,she reminded me of her threat.I walked into d class wearing my tough look.hehe.d girl as usual made for my hair but I held her hand mid-way.she threatened with their driver again and for d first time ever I called her bluff.no be small fight o.we fought for control over my hair.na that day I know say people wey get sharp mouth no get power o.I beat her up.I was victorious on d one hand cos she didn't loosen my braids so my mum won't scar and starve me but through out d remainder of that day,my mind jus dey cut cos I knew their driver would beat d living daylight out of me cos I didn't let her loosen my braids plus I beat her up.hehehe.

Anyway,after school I refused to leave d class o.I was afraid,made worse by d loud mouthed girl who started threatening fire and brimstone,saying d driver was waiting for me outside.I was just hanging around my teacher till my mum came for me.and as we were leaving,I saw d driver standing by d car.we actually passed him and he didn't even look at me a 2nd time.he was looking bored,waiting for her other siblings.that was d day I knew she had been bluffing all d while.

Needless to say that that was d last time she made an attempt on my hair.
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LiteratureRe: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by addicted268(f):
My first day in school.
I was too big to attend a nursery school cos I didn't start schooling early.there's this class called Prep class(that's between nursery class and primary class).that's where I started.prior to that day,I had never stayed away from my mum.anyway,she drove me to school,held my hand and walked into d classroom with me.on entering d room, first thing I saw was boys and girls seated on small chairs and everyone was crying!I looked at them in surprise.different weeping tones.some high pitched,some low,some in between.most of them were saying "muuummmyyy ooooo".I just couldn't comprehend it.my mum took me to d teacher and while they were talking,I was busy looking at all d boys and girls crying.next I heard,my mum said "nne,do you want to eat biscuit?" I said yes.she said "wait for me here,lemme go buy you more biscuits and fanta,u hear"?I said ok.she left.I was standing,looking at d teacher to d left and d crying boys and girls to my right.
After a while,d teacher asked me to sit (in front) with d crying people,as I wait for my mum to bring my biscuits and fanta.I was reluctant,she then stood up and led me to my seat.I sat down and to my right,left and back,they were all crying.I was still looking around,when suddenly it occured to me that my mum had been gone for a long while.
I started missing her,shortly after,my eyes welled with tears.the first set of tears dropped,then I opened my mouth and started wailing.
Needless to say that I joined d "muuuuummmmyyYyy ooooooo" chorus.
By d time she came for me in d afternoon,choi!I don cry tire!!
PoliticsRe: Imo State House Of Rep Members Kneeling Before Gov. Rochas (picture) by addicted268(f): 6:22am On Dec 19, 2013
Nehemiah459: I saw this on a friends Facebook Wall. And the pal wrote "Anya m ahuna nti m wit out a mirrow. Wait, is it tru that our ORO bu zi empero Hitla na-Imo State? Na wa oo."

Meaning: My eyes have seen my ears without a mirror.

Wait, is it true that our ORO (Don't Know the meaning) is now Emperor Hitler in Imo State? Na wa oo.
cheesy
Nehemiah459: I saw this on a friends Facebook Wall. And the pal wrote "Anya m ahuna nti m wit out a mirrow. Wait, is it tru that our ORO bu zi empero Hitla na-Imo State? Na wa oo."

Meaning: My eyes have seen my ears without a mirror.

Wait, is it true that our ORO (Don't Know the meaning) is now Emperor Hitler in Imo State? Na wa oo.
LOL@emperor hitler.hahaha.
RomanceRe: The Best Gift A Woman Can Give To Her Husband/fiance. by addicted268(f):
softsparky: Respect him and respect your self.

my dad is a very strict man that his decision is final.we will always wonder why my mum will keep quiet without opposing or intervening in our presence, next minute you will see my dad and my mum coming out from their room with smiles and he will change his stand instantly. I always wonder what my mum normally say to make him change his mind.... my mum told me,

Respect your man and yourself especially infront of your kids.
Wow!its just like you are talking about my mum.we don't know how she does it.this particular attitude of hers(always influencing my dad's decisions) earned her a nick name among my siblings and I.we call her "the engineer".my dad is a very stubborn man too but she never counters him in our presence.what we know is that he changes his unfavorable decisions afterwards.
Plus her submissive attitude towards my dad earned my dad a nickname.we never say it to his face but when talking to my mum,we call him her king.like "mum,where's your king?" Or "mum,your king did this and that,pls help us engineer him naa".haha.she just bursts out laughing but in d end,d unfavourable decision is changed and we never hear raised voices.
My mum is my role model on marriage issues.I must admit it requires a lot of PATIENCE and HUMILITY.

Also,one day long ago,I watched Tony Anenih's wife interviewed on tv.when asked how she coped with her husband(she's a politician and a lawyer) on d home front,she said something that I cannot forget in a hurry.she said if a woman must have a successful marriage,she has to STOOP TO CONQUER.she said when you stoop,people or d person you are stooping for looks at you and sees your humility but in d end,you are making your way,influencing hard decisions and at the same time,there is peace in d home. that was a big lesson for me. I remember reading a novel "she stoops to conquer" by oliver goldsmith in my junior secondary.so anyway,the role of humility cannot be over emphasized in a marriage. #my2cents#
CelebritiesRe: Photos : Wizkid Gives Fan His Wrist Watch by addicted268(f): 5:21pm On Dec 18, 2013
Nice.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Crazy Guinness Record: Man With 453 Piercings, 278 In His Genital Area (PHOTOS) by addicted268(f): 1:40pm On Dec 18, 2013
OMG!this guy looks scary.
Imagine they posted this guy to my branch to be my boss,I go just resign charp charp!ewwww!only looking at d pic sef dey give goose pimples!
PoliticsRe: O My God! Patience Jonathan Drops Another Bombshell by addicted268(f): 1:01pm On Dec 18, 2013
Chei!abeg make una pity d OP naaa.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Names You Have Heard In Nigeria? by addicted268(f): 7:19am On Dec 18, 2013
I think d funniest I have heard so far are:
"God forgive me"

"Chituru lekwamlekwauwa".I don't know d meaning of chituru but I think it is mostly borne by people from Imo state. lekwamlekwauwa when directly translated means "see me see d world o".I find both d pronunciation and d meaning very funny.

"Amandianaeze".the name is a question.directly translated,means "do they know the people they should avoid?".like "I no sabi who I go trust o"hehe.
FashionRe: Pela Tonye - Delta-Born Beautician Before And After Pictures by addicted268(f): 6:21am On Dec 18, 2013
Choi!see what dis fine boy did to himself!!
Even Posing with his partners in bleaching sef!na wah o.
FamilyRe: 60-yr-old Man Caught Making Love With 11-yr-old Girl (pics) by addicted268(f): 7:24pm On Dec 17, 2013
That girl looks too small to be 11.or maybe its not d real people in d pic.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Worst And Best Moment On Nairaland by addicted268(f): 1:47pm On Dec 17, 2013
I don't have any worst moment yet.
My best moments are when I read funny replies on nairaland.d people here are so funny,sometimes I skip reading d story/post just to read d comments and I'm never disappointed.nairaland lifts my mood when I'm down.
But d day I laughed hardest was when I read yuzedo's response to the 21 rules on nairaland.I just couldn't stop laughing for a long time.
FashionRe: Amazing Transformation Of Ghanaian Beauty Queen by addicted268(f): 7:06pm On Dec 16, 2013
She looked more beautiful when she was dark.#myopinion#
EntertainmentRe: A Cinema With Beds In Greece (athens) (Photo) by addicted268(f): 6:45am On Dec 16, 2013
Waawu(wow),I like it.but,I ll sleep off after 5mins.lol

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