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TV/MoviesRe: Funny Yoruba Movie English Subtitles [Photos] by addicted268(f): 11:36pm On Dec 15, 2013
fabulousfortune: The person you killed is dead. Smh embarassed
Hehehe,somehow I found this veeeery funny.before nko?d person no go die?lol.
I totally love yoruba movies even though I don't understand a word of it(I depend on d subtitles).I would choose a yoruba movie over a nollywood movie any day,wrong subtitles and all.
PoliticsRe: Garbage Truck Crushes LAWMA Official To Death in Lagos State. by addicted268(f): 10:24pm On Dec 11, 2013
ennon92: offpoint sir!
I concur.
What an awful way to die. RIP to d Dead.
PoliticsRe: Over 80 Nigerians Killed In Bangui (Central African Republic) by addicted268(f): 9:58pm On Dec 11, 2013
RIP to d dead.govt pls assist d living.
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Being His Booty-call Girl. by addicted268(f): 9:51pm On Dec 11, 2013
Khalessi: ....uhmmmmm stop answering his booty call... undecided
Nice pic.co-incidentally,Your lips look like khalessi's in game of thrones.*smile* #justanobservation#. smiley
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Being His Booty-call Girl. by addicted268(f): 9:37pm On Dec 11, 2013
dBard: I know a no of girls that 've bin dre.
U call him b.f but weneva u meet it ends up in sex..no mata hw good that maybe. U need t understand one tin, guys categorize girls dey hang wit, n rite now u r his sex mate..nothing more, nothing less.
It Is Not a relationship n u can Neva get his respect as long as it continues that way.

My advice; take a step back n b honest wit urself if u want t continue that way wit that realisation.
STOP d sexual activity..give him wateva excuse u want..fasting, std..wateva, n watch t c how it goes from dre..that'll inform ur next decisions.

Bin a bootycall is d lowest of lows. Even whores r beta, at least they get paid cool
Einstein couldn't have said it better(ok,that's taking it a bit too far)hehe.OP,u have all d advice u need here.but I think that if you really care about d guy,u should tell him how u feel.u guys should sit down and re-define your "relationship".if after d big talk,he still calls just for sex,then u are better off without him cos being a booty call takes away your sense of self-worth.I agree with d quoted poster,bootycall is d lowest of lows.GOODLUCK!
HealthRe: Top 35 Weight Loss Tips by addicted268(f): 9:04pm On Dec 11, 2013
Fame333: The new way of losing weight without stressing much or doing
rigorous exercise is to join ZUMBA DANCE CLASS. its an intensive dance and with a lot of moves that will make you loose wait before u realize it. If ur are in Abuja come to Wuse 2, No 6 Cairo street or call me on 08034630280 and get 20% discount.
I used to be overweight but I ve shed a whole lot of weight.still I want to do more.is there a place in lagos where I can do d zumba dance?it sounds like fun. cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies At Embassy Of Belgium In Abuja? by addicted268(f): 12:06pm On Dec 05, 2013
Cajetan speaks: 9 Usuma street Abuja is not an address, Abuja is a big city with lots of districts. If you post a letter to that address it will surely get lost.
Usuma street is in maitama.a lot of embassies are located there.so,I'm guessing the right address is:9 usuma street,maitama abuja.
PoliticsRe: 11 Emir Palace Guards Killed In Ghastly Auto Accident In Jigawa by addicted268(f): 12:38pm On Sep 10, 2013
RIP to the dead and may God give their families the fortitude to bear the loss.
PoliticsRe: Four Killed By Gunmen In Plateau by addicted268(f): 12:29pm On Sep 10, 2013
This is so saddening.RIP to the dead.
CelebritiesRe: Movie Star, Oge Okoye Delves Into Make-up Biz, Opens Beauty Store (photos) by addicted268(f): 2:54pm On Sep 09, 2013
Congratulations oge.way to go girl!
CelebritiesRe: Vector 'Proposes' To Chidinma Aboard A Plane by addicted268(f): 2:43pm On Sep 09, 2013
mr_king: Between!! That was Chidinma's RIGHT hand! Normally †ђξ middle left Finger is always †ђξ appropriate Finger for Engagement! So guys this is another Cheap publicity stunt! I can't fall for it!!
Ja Genau!
PoliticsRe: There Will Be Bloodshed If Jonathan Loses In 2015 - Asari Dokubo by addicted268(f): 2:32pm On Sep 09, 2013
What is wrong with this man?haven't they shed enough blood?I think that anyone making inciting comments against the citizenry of this country should be arrested and charged with something.if goodluck did perform well,let his performance speak for him at d polls,if not,he should lose.you cannot hold the country to ransome and expect people to vote goodluck out of fear of asari's threats.this is just so wrong.I think that goodluck should call him to order cos these threats are doing his(goodluck's) image more harm than good.
PoliticsRe: Borno To Demolish Churches For The Construction Of Housing Units by addicted268(f): 2:09pm On Sep 09, 2013
buoye1: That ll not stop Christ frm ruling over all.
I'm very sorry for your loss.may she RIP.
Foreign AffairsRe: Nairobi Governor Slaps Female Rep After Jonathan Visit by addicted268(f): 1:42pm On Sep 09, 2013
fingard02k: My pastor added me on facebook and i innocently
accepted.
2 Mins later his mssg came in:.
Pastor: how are you?
Me: am fine my daddy.
Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on
your head
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike you and your
family.
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: are you there?
Me: yes my daddy
Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim the Blesings.
Me: ok,
Pastor:May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush
you and your family like a moving train, faster than the
speed of light in Jesus name.
Me: pastor thunder fire you!

CultureRe: Benin Art And Architecture by addicted268(f): 8:15am On Sep 09, 2013
PhysicsHD: https://www.randafricanart.com/sitebuilder/images/012s_1_-436x631.jpg

https://www.randafricanart.com/sitebuilder/images/hb_1978.412.323_1_-426x754.jpg


Pendant Mask: Iyoba, 16th century
Nigeria; Edo peoples, court of Benin
Ivory, iron, copper (?); H. 9 3/8 in.
(23.8 cm)
The Michael C. Rockefeller Memorial
Collection, Gift of Nelson A.
Rockefeller, 1972 (1978.412.323)
I was told that this iyoba was the mother of the oba and she was a warrior.I was also told that those things on her head represent d skulls of the white men she killed when they tried to invade d benin kingdom.is this true?
CultureRe: What Are The Things You Like About Other Ethnic Groups And Tribes? by addicted268(f): 7:54am On Sep 09, 2013
I like all ethnic tribes equally.except the edo people.I absolutely love them for no reason at all.no reason.their dialect sounds like music to my ears,I love their names "osa this and osa that".I particularly like "osamudiamen".I don't know the meaning.I like the people,I like the place.when they speak pidgin english,I find it amusing.they are loud but rather than being put off by this,I find it amusing too.I like their history.whenever I get to benin-city,it feels like home in my heart.I just don't know why I love those people.
RomanceRe: Ladies,how Do You Feel When A Guy Keep Staring At You? by addicted268(f): 7:23am On Sep 09, 2013
fluid26: You are so predictable. You also have a really vivid imagination. That explains how you painstakingly narrated the glint in his eye, his naughty smile, him whipping out his tongue, exposing his white gap-teeth, licking his lips anticlockwise very slowly...throwing you off balance...bla bla bla.

Forming such images in your head must have caused wild sensations in your humid chambers. Did it not?

Arming yourselves with scrabble equipment in a park was not to play for pride or money, neither does it define your addiction to the game. It was an unspoken agreement, an avenue to gauge compatibility and further establish reasons to achieve the desires that plagued your thoughts at the eatery.
Ok.noted.
EducationRe: Nigeria Ranked Among Countries With Lowest IQ by addicted268(f): 4:35am On Sep 09, 2013
2fine2fast: I wonder how these various oyinbo researchers come up with their useless results. Once upon a time they said Nigerians were the happiest people in the world and everyone shouted "na wash", sometimes after that they said We are the saddest on earth shocked. Stumbling upon the results below made me realise that we do not have to believe everything they say we are, we should work towards defining ourselves for ourselves. You can kindly answer these questions
How come with their HIGH IQ, our secondary school drop outs still yahoo their Ph.d holders?
How come an average student in Nigeria gets abroad and becomes a genius overnight?


Source: IQ and the Wealth of Nations

Research Date: 4.28.2013

Countries With The Highest Average IQ

Rank Country Average IQ
1 Hong Kong 107
2 South Korea 106
3 Japan 105
4 Taiwan 104
5 Singapore 103
6 Austria 102
6 Germany 102
6 Italy 102
6 Netherlands 102
10 Sweden 101
10 Switzerland 101
12 Belgium 100
12 China 100
12 New Zealand 100
12 United Kingdom 100
16 Hungary 99
16 Poland 99
16 Spain 99
19 Australia 98
19 Denmark 98
19 France 98
19 Mongolia 98
19 Norway 98
19 United States 98
25 Canada 97
25 Czech Republic 97
25 Finland 97
Countries With The Lowest Average IQ
1 Equatorial Guinea 59
2 Ethiopia 63
3 Sierra Leone 64
4 Democratic Republic of the Congo 65
5 Zimbabwe 66
5 Guinea 66
7 Nigeria 67
8 Ghana 71
9 Tanzania 72
9 Sudan 72


sources: http://www.statisticbrain.com/countries-with-the-highest-lowest-average-iq/
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/smartest-countries-world-100030945.html
Is this a joke?very funny!
FamilyRe: A Nairalander, His Beautiful Wife, And Baby-pictures & Video by addicted268(f): 3:42am On Sep 09, 2013
Awww cute family.well done OP.
RomanceRe: Ladies,how Do You Feel When A Guy Keep Staring At You? by addicted268(f):
fluid26: You had a bf, yet you went scrabbling with a stranger for 3 weekends. Heaven only knows what you both talked about while scrabbling away for long hours in a 'very open park'. Of course you won't bother to reveal your phoneversations and texting with him, will you? Perhaps if you hadn't summarily relocated and lost your phone (and contacts), you probably would have continued what you term harmless.

Don't see this as an attack, I am no custodian of morality. It's just so funny you thought/think you had everything under control. So amusing.
Its not that it is any of your business,but my boyfriend was well aware of the incidents cos I TOLD HIM.if he didn't make all these insinuations,I don't think you should.and yes,I had everything under control.
RomanceRe: Ladies,how Do You Feel When A Guy Keep Staring At You? by addicted268(f): 9:54pm On Sep 08, 2013
uj_sizzle: Sh!t cry how tragic. Could have been the start of something bearriful sad
No,nothing beautiful would have started.that guy is a player.I prefer cool headed guys for "bearriful" things.lol.besides,I had a boyfriend.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Of P-square Blast Critics Of Their Erotic Stage Performance (SEE TWEETS) by addicted268(f): 9:23pm On Sep 08, 2013
Is it my imagination,or is that finger on his pants wearing a wedding ring?
RomanceRe: Ladies,how Do You Feel When A Guy Keep Staring At You? by addicted268(f): 7:48pm On Sep 08, 2013
Baybe: LMAO!



Lol! That's one hell of an opportunity to start something going. So, what happened afterwards?
RomanceRe: Ladies,how Do You Feel When A Guy Keep Staring At You? by addicted268(f): 7:44pm On Sep 08, 2013
Baybe: LMAO!



Lol! That's one hell of an opportunity to start something going. So, what happened afterwards?
All his "preachings" fell on deaf ears.but we did find a common interest (I used a scrabble board as my phone screen saver)he was a good scrabble player,same as me. There and then he challenged me to a scrabble competition at a later date IN HIS HOUSE!The competition held alright but in a very open park.he brought the board and tiles and snacks and drinks,I brought the official scrabble dictionary,official scrabble word and syndrome books.it was a brain-racking session.it was fun.to cut d story short,d competition held 2more weekends,then I relocated.lost my phone,lost contact,end of story.
RomanceRe: Ladies,how Do You Feel When A Guy Keep Staring At You? by addicted268(f): 6:37pm On Sep 08, 2013
uj_sizzle: dayuuuum! you just met a world class player wink
I didn't need a soothsayer to tell me that!lol
RomanceRe: Ladies,how Do You Feel When A Guy Keep Staring At You? by addicted268(f): 6:12pm On Sep 08, 2013
Baybe: I keep our eyes locked and stare at him too...sooo hard till he backs down...
You are strong o.I usually get uncomfortable and look away and possibly walk away fast fast.the only one time I attempted to lock stares with a guy ended in disaster.hehehe.we were seated at diferent tables in an eatery.he kept stealing glances,so I just stared back from across the table.he looked on boldly this time.I look am sotaaay,e be like say water wan start commot for my eyes.hehehe.d guy didn't blink when he saw that it was a challenge.he just had that naughty glint in his eyes and a naughty smile.suddenly,out of no where,he whipped out his tongue(exposing d cutest,whitest gap-teeth I ever saw) and very very slowly,licked his mouth anti-clockwise with his tongue as if he just ate d most delicious meal,this he did without breaking d stare.being a very shy person,that threw me off balance.my eyes involuntarily chickened out!hehe.I just started staring down at my table.needless to say he relocated to my table.
Since then,if any guy stares at me,I go back to my usual method of avoiding the stares.
PoliticsRe: Abraham Lincoln's Letter To His Son's Teacher by addicted268(f): 9:45pm On Sep 07, 2013
Very sound advice.I love this.#bookmarkingthings#
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon Finally Tells Why He Always Speaks ‘big Grammar’ by addicted268(f): 8:16am On Sep 07, 2013
I almost had a headache.had to stop reading way before half-way....for health reasons!hehehe.
I would have asked someone to summarize but I don't think anybody understands.lol.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by addicted268(f): 12:57am On Sep 07, 2013
Royally: that should be Dr. Brown
Exactly.thank you!
PoliticsRe: Irania Expert Warns That Obama's Daughters Will Be Raped If Syria Is Attacked by addicted268(f): 11:16pm On Sep 06, 2013
Is he related to our yerima?see where his perverted mind has gone to.na wah o.
I will never say that popular NL slogan that starts with "E".lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by addicted268(f): 10:45pm On Sep 06, 2013
nyonye: I dont believe that your always stories, those days women used tissues, and nobody advertise always.
There was "simple" way back,remember?and another one that looked sooo big,can't remember d name now.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by addicted268(f): 10:36pm On Sep 06, 2013
*if I break my shiny ball-shaped hair packer,I'd find sweets.I kept breaking them in 2 but never found any sweets.
*swallow orange seed and it grows out of your hair
*a bank must be shaped like a tank cos they sound alike.difference being the "b" and "t".besides one is used to store money(according to my mum) while the other is used to store water(that I knew).
*a tooth can buy a bag of salt(my dad always said so whenever he would help take out a shaky tooth)
*if u throw your tooth on d neighbor's roof,u sing so that the lizard can see ur teeth first before d rat cos when d rat sees ur teeth,it can't grow back.
*willy-willy from d tv has disappearing powers and can wait for me at d stairs or in a dark room if I'm not escorted.always afraid of that damn ghost!
*ugly looking flowers can talk
*if a cat spits on your leg,the leg turns to a cat's leg.
*lastly,check my poster

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