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Na wah!!

All these young Bank staff are
just yahoo boys in banker's suits.

They are the brains behind
most bank crimes.

A Biafran, not Nigerian!!

Cunny man die,
wayo network bury am!!

Softness147:
Thunder from Sambisa visit u with heavy lightning

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I warned you!!

I have sent your particulars
to the deities.

From this weekend, your fingers
will begin to itch!!

Bushbaby!!


If una no carry am back, him
mama go come dey cry for una
one by for night!!

1) shave the hair completely

2) wash with medicated soap

3) clean 3 times a day with spirit.

4) Put her on Ampiclox ( Mecure™ brand, Laclox I think). Paracetamol to control temp° & pain..


5) thank me later.

Of all the courses wey dey
abroad, na 'photographer' she go read!!


She for just train as apprentice for
any Nigerian roadside studio.


Me wey no train as photographer can
beat her hands down.

The way she take hold the camera show
say she mumu pass her papa sef.

At any point in time, APC are either
commissioning PDP started projects
or copying & renaming PDP initiatives.


They simply have nothing to offer this
country apart from lies, incompetence,
nepotism, tribalism, rigging, insecurity & religious bigotry.

21 years!!


Only on Arffonjite can be this
desperate to remain in London.


He basically wasted his youth on
London buses. He for kuku dey lagos
jeje dey sleep for molue.

If she is too big to listen to
her father, then she shouldn't remain
in her father's house.

Babygal2020:
Thank you all. Police has helped me recover it.

How much did you pay police?

Na dem!!

How can women rape a man?


If he uninterested or sick, his
cassava can never stand.


Lazy lecturer!!

A group of just 5 boys regularly
holding the whole community to
ransom in broad daylight?

E be like say na only women & cowardly
men dey reside for una zone abi?

Make una continue dey pay them
una tithe.

Mumu!!



Buhari checks his appointees carefully.

He always makes sure you are
not as 'intelligent' as him before you
are appointed.

So, naturally intelligent people must form mumu
so as to get selected.

That is why people like 'Osinbade', Amaechi
Fashola & others have become
mumu under this govt.

Even Osinbade's wife has become
hairdresser for Aisha in order to secure
her husband's job.

JAMB & over sabi!!


Dem even talk say dem go use
drones to stop cheating!!


Arrant nonsense & ingredients!!

Expensive bedroom,
but it doesn't look comfortable to me..

I no go fit sleep in this garish looking
bedroom; count me out.


The bed sef can buy a small house
for a Nigerian civil servant.

Ex convict!!

Where the rice?


Na just ice fish I just dey
see for my screen ...

Hypocrisy shall not kee us!!

Abeg, Make dem leave am ...

Can you eat only egusi soup
for ten years without becoming
fed up & start looking for Ogbono,
gbegiri, okazi & afang soup??


Abeg leave matter for Mathias
& leave Tradermoni™ for 'Osinbade'

Luckily, the windows glass
are bullet proofed..

Biggest in Lagos abi?


Burna & the rest are now international
superstars, dem don graduate from
local zanku scene. .

They should each have
been shot on each leg.

When taken to the crime
office, they will be freed by
"Orders from above".

Tribalism & ethnocentrism under
this govt is killing this country.

Na now the full story
go complete

No blame the man jor!


He is too old, dull & clueless to have
anything to offer this country
..


He should have been quietly left with his
15O cows in Daura, but we decided
to bring him to Aso Rock & issue
him WAEC certificate .

All the activities in
'The Other Room'
on April fools day (1st April 2O19)
don report!!

Dem for ask snake eyelashes
& chicken urine sef!!

Yes,

If you plan to use 5 local fowls,
hire gown & your wife to be isn't
Amaka or Iyabo.

3 pulls on an 'igbo' joint,
25 minutes b4 your presentation.


After 3 to 5 times, you can stop
after you become fluent & frightless...

Thank me later!!