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I been think say na
for Ebonyi sef.





Meanwhile, Ebuka no go stop
to dey wear all these funny, funny gowns?



Abi him still think say him
dey for BBN set?

Anywhere wey short man dey
in charge, na so, so problem all
the time
..

Na only strike this govt dey hear!!!

A country that all its officials
including President relies on foreign
countries for loans, military aid, welfare,
education & health of its President..



Did they ever hear that Mandela sought
medical treatment abroad?



Nigeria that goes begging for America
UK , France & even Israel to come help
us fight local Boko haram insurgency..


I hope say Fulani herdsmen go kidnap
this Adesina or a family member one day,
so that truth go begin commot from
his dutty mouth!!

Maybe the perpetrator was asked
to bring certain body parts for ritual.

When he had acquired them, he took
them to the babalawo who;

1) being fake, has run away & switched
off hisphone

or says,

2) the spirit of this girl no good, she
no good for this ritual.

The perpetrator then hurriedly finds
a place to dump the gory exhibits..


There are many fake spiritualists who
advertise in some of these sports
newspapers.
Depending on your request,
they may put a big hurdle they know that they
assume that average person can't meet ( like human parts ), not knowing how desperate some guys are, who can even kill their mother
if the need be, to make money..

This is clearly the handiwork of a lazy
Nigerian youth.

This girl may have died for nothing!!

This life!!


Jehovah, please take control

It is clear that Buhari is confused
on what to do about the different
situations in the country & he leaves
the daily runnings to Daura & Kyari,
whatever those two decide is what
the country follows.

Buhari by nature
isn't an intelligent person & is not
interested in the hands on daily running
of the govt, be just loves to be in
position of leadership while those
under him do the work; like Idiagbon &
Salihijo ( in PTF) ..


What is an old man, without any
official appointment like Daura &
his whole extended family doing in Aso Rock
if not to be a co-president with Bubu?

His other appointees, like head
of Customs, security, economy etc are
also allowed to come up with all
sorts of incompetent policies, which
under normal situations, the legislative
arm should scrutinize, but they feel that
anything from those incompetent people
has been endorsed by Buhari, so, they
simply rubber stamp it.


All he has to offer this country is to
be telling us he is not corrupt, while all
his appointees are stealing this country
blind.


A truly incompetent leader who only
brings hunger & suffering whenever he
is in control..

I think I'll need one to travel
to my village in style for the Christmas..


But since we don't have a landing
strip, the charter company must be
ready to provide reliable parachutes
& avoid my flying "village people"

All this affluence & opulence in
Northern Nigeria, one of the poorest
& most backward region on earth!!


*Polio
*HIV
*illiteracy
*Almajiriism
*hunger
*infant marriage
*Vesiculo vaginal fistula VVF
*Boko haram
*Banditry
*kidnapping as an industry
*religious intolerance
*herdsmen
†sugarcane eating
*open defecation

Name it,
e dey there.

This diva has the hots for Nigeria,

A sharp Nigerian dude should make
a move on her quickly, to enable her
get permanently hooked on
Nigerian Cassava.

I suggest we recruit Dino Melaye, since
he is less busy now

Which one come be Abuja Enugu road nah?

He keeps going to the
same position of the cow's leg .


A total mumu & immbecile !!

The child appears to be
malformed or paraplegic.

It could be that the parents
could no longer cope with bringing
up a child who will forever be dependent..

It should end up in an orphanage.


A sad reality

Abeg make dem fast forward
this guy case so that make dem
hang am quick, quick.

Or the police should do their normal
action by strangling him in the cell
& report that he hung himself.


We are wasting time & resources on
a confessed serial murderer .

Members of " the religion of peace'
right now!!!

Dark side of polygamy!!

It is empirically impossible for
any president to be more incompetent,
detached, and careless
than the current charlatan & his
band of triangular pegs in round holes..


However, nobody can ever beat their
records when it comes to lieing to
the public.



Tututututututufiakwa!!

What kind of wicked devilish
crime be this?

onyepapa:
you will die a thousand death!!! Let bet?

You are already dead,
e remain make dem officially
announce am..

I pity your people who failed
to train you properly.

Scalllllywag!;

It is lucrative!!

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Wetin you want make I say?

What level of chat would a married
woman have had with a male "friend"
for him to be bold enough to now ask
for your pictures..??

Then for you, a married woman to have
now taken some sexy poses & sent
to him, which means you dig the guy..

What are you sending him pictures for?


Next thing, he will ask that you should
meet him in 'one corner' restaurant &
you'll sneak from work or market runs
for a quickie!!


Your husband is street smart & knows
how such things progress..


Truth be told,
you have the traits of a cheat,
ie if you haven't already started cheating.

Of course!!

The alcohol gets diluted.

Juliyet!!


Na only this dress
you get??

This his sister's nose tho



























I don find husband for her!!

NwsBoy:
You will use Jen to charge it abi

If you can afford such a whip,
electrity supply will be the least
of your problem; Two 5Okva generators
will be doing 12, 12 hour relay while NEPA
will be on stand by!!

So tey, the guy dey cry blood sef!!



Joshua wicked!



I still question how Joshua lost to
this sack of fat in the first place!!

But I'll settle for this electric
Evija® any day!

PrecisionFx:
Igbos live in Kaduna.

Igbos live in Kano.

Igbos live in the entire SW.

That's why they get these appointments

For your mind,
Hausa, Yoruba, Gwari, Fulani,
Jukun, Nupe, Idoma, Bachama & others
do not live in South East & SS abi?


Bianca Onoh Ojukwu wanted to
contest senator in her late husband's
state, she was told to go back to her
father's state of Enugu.


Who is fooling who??

All these fat American black
women & funny stories.


About 2 weeks ago, there was a
similar story of a fat black woman
who got a whole Christmas tree stuck
in her vvargina when trying to shoplift
it!!!


An ambulance had to be called
to evacuate her to hospital!!

Shame on Buhari & his cabinet
of old men, for reducing
Nigerians to the level of smuggling
a few cups of rice to avoid starving.