₦airaland Forum

Insult upon injury!!

This woman is not for you,
better cut your loses & run!!

NeXt,
na to hide inside tyre!!

Na only oyibo fit reason
simply but creatively like this.


If na blackman, them go dey think
more on how to steal the books..


In my next life, nothing
can bring me near Africa

This one make sense pass
the one Nigerian army launch
recently...

See body slam on hard, bare ground!!

Is that not better than Buhari
who went to UK to compile list
of ministers this year?

At a certain point in a
man's life,

you no longer need to look
good to get quality females of
your choosing,

you just must have quality dough to
throw about carelessly.



Ned has it & can get any females
he do desires. Even Regina's sisters
or friends will be happy to dethrone
her or share the husband at his
Short notice.

Can she/he update us on the
fate of the "cassava'?

Was it deleted & a kpekus
installed??

Na when the refinery begin work
we go hear am
.

Dangote go tell govt say na 25O/ litre
him fit sell & our mumu for Rock go say,
'go ahead'!!

Konjilitis!!


It can make you do anything.



See as elephant dey rape
this poor car!!

This stori sweet me die!!


SARS don buy bad Christmas
market..


Dem suppose take dem go
Military Police guardroom until
after new year.


Nonsense!!

Fuuulani takeover!!

"Tasting" directly from the pot..

When you go to the kitchen to
investigate what is delaying the meal

How many are guilty of this?

Na because dem dey get
free oyel money!!

I can bet you, that, for say na
north God put this oyel, this
country for don separate tey tey,
because, the Muslims for talk
say, they can not give their Allah
given wealth to develop the land
of 'infidels'.

Northern people are just parasites
who can never survive on their own.

They do all they can, to put their
useless, unproductive large population
under permanent religious subjugation
so as to use dem for mayhem in
other progressive people's homelands.

Lazy jobless youth with
dem big eyes!!


Dem no search TECNO, InfiniX or
iTel

That's why dem can take dem
mama do yahoo plus!!

Why is the Reverend mother's
hand on the luscious, succulent
mammary glands of the woman?

Are the kids his grandchildren?

The Nigerian judiciary under
the Sharia attorney general has
become one big joke!!

The ride too fine for madam,

strictly for side chicks who go
all out, to do the 'needful' in
"za oza room" .

Are the playas in the house
with me?

It will take 3O years after
Buhari for Nigeria
to recover from the economic &
political damage this so-called
President is causing.

"Eat local rice,
eat local rice"..


I hope govt will provide us
money for dentists..

You are just a casual, executive labourer!!

Since Oshiomole came on board,
the APC has been shrinking & losing
States...

Buhari came back to power by the way
of massive rigging & falsification of
electoral results in Katsina, Kano ( which they clearly lost ), Borno & Lagos.

A short man is always a dangerous &
troublesome man.

Suicide is a cowardly & selfish
way out since you don't consider the
pains & emotions of those you'll
leave behind

Dangote & Abdulsamad can pay
the salaries of all Nigerian civil servants
for at least 5 years!!


Rankadede!!

This what INNOSON is doing &
he is telling us that he is "manufacturing ".


A great step from Dangote to
help ANAMCO & create jobs.

The problem is that most of the
drivers with the transport companies
are not certified or experienced enough..


Once they show driver's license, they
get instant employment & entrusted with
the lives of innocent, unsuspecting
passengers...

Buhari govt is slowly killing
this country.



The Fulani have
always lived by plundering, only
the cattle herders among them
are somehow productive..


Traditionally, Fulani never learn any trade or
go to school, they don't farm.
Banditry, causing religious disharmony
& oppressing the docile Hausa is their stock
in trade.


Now, this govt is allowing them
to go to all areas of the country they chose &
practice what they love doing
without fear of our security forces..



This same Buhari has now declared
that from 2O2O, all Africans ( he means Fulani)
can enter this country without
papers (since he also became President without papers)

As in all aspects of life, different
people react differently to the same
stimulus...

Like injection for instance, some
people go begin shout when dem smell
the injection, some will only shout when
they see it, while others will be shouting,
crying & must be held by several people
to take injection. Another set of human
beings won't even make a single noise, they
just quietly take it & go..


Same with banging.


Some ladies respond to good banging
by soft moans & toe curling. Those that
make too much noise are just faking..

He wan give himself bad luck!!



Next time, Ruiz go kill am