₦airaland Forum

Oyibo❗️❗️❗️🙄🙄🙄🙄

Problem is that Lagos State is the
smallest state by size but the largest
population & population density❗️❗️

You basically left Nigeria to go and
live in Brazil's Ajegunle or maroko ❓❓😕😕😕

The gods are not happy with this union ❎❎❎

With the falling value of our currency,
thanks to the ineptitude of APC crooks,
you need anything from N6million to for
a single person to Japa to Europe ❗️❗️❗️


In short, only Nigerian millionaires can
afford it.

White rice🍛 with deep fried
plantains & chicken🍗

The man has the desperate look of
a man wey go chop money well well.

I can't vote for him if I were an Edo
citizen... 😕😕😕

Such stories don't concern Jagaba.

It's lightning⚡️⚡️⚡️ that kills.


Thunder is harmless & is basically
the sound made by lightning.


It just like saying someone was killed
by the boom of a Canon or big gun. But
we know that the sound of any gun,
though frightening, can't really kill. It's
the projectile from the armament that
kills, though a terrible sound results.


Be guided accordingly.

Zamfara, the political Sharia☪️☪️ capital
has become the nation's Headquarters
of the most terrible criminal activities
in Nigeria & worst indices of human
development which seems to be the lot
of any extremist Muslim religious society

👉 Professional thieves as leaders
👉 Fanatics
👉 Mass murderers
👉 Under age marriage
👉 Most educationally backward state
👉 Poverty capital of Nigeria
👉 National capital of bandits
👉 National capital of religious hypocrites
👉 Totally sheepish, citizens.

Name any bad thing, na for Zamfara E finish.




Tufiakwa❗️❗️

There is always someone for everyone...

...Na so God plan am.


You'll be surprised at the beautiful
maiden 💁he will eventually end up with..


Many women are seriously looking
for any stable man to settle down with.



Good luck🤞🤞🤞

Na so life be...


..... With time, fondness can develop
into love👍

All these small, small gehls are
performing a great social service by
saving marriages that would have died.


They keep men happy and fulfilled thereby
making the man show more love to
his own family.😁😁😁😁


What would married men do without
hot young pooosy❓❓

Zip up guyz 👖👖👖😁😁😁

APC government has distanced
itself from security matters and
concentrates more on political issues
& developing new methods of compromising judges & legislators❗️❗️

Everyone is on their own and the
Fulani license to kill issued them by
Buhari has not yet expired...😕😕😕

You sell 150 to 200k per month.


The question is, what profit do you make
from this sales, abi na the entire 150 to 200k
be profit❓🤔

It's such greedy women that push their
husband to go where him nor know❗️❗️😕😕


If the husband is a banking officer, she'll push
him to commit bank fraud, so that they
can be living like his bank manager.


If the husband na police, she'll push him
to be lending weapons to armed robbers,
so that they can be living like police commissioner.


Run away from women with ojú kokoro.❎❌❎

America, the policemen of
the world, operating thousands of
miles from their country to fight
international, maritime crimes❗️❗️


Meanwhile, in Nigeria, under Buhari,
terrorists will successfully attack a federal prison, in the federal capital territory, a few dozen kilometers from the seat of power and Headquarters of all our armed forces with
no challenge and no explanation ❗️❗️❗️🤔🤔

You can join Nairaland
anytime you want...

But you can never leave ❗️❗️❗️😁😁😁

Judiciary Under Tinubu, when another party
commits an error, they are hit with the
full weight of the law.


But when APC commits errors, the judiciary
say the errors were pre-election matters
and should not affect the judgement
which is then handed to APC.

⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️
Buhari usually does not directly interfere
with the judiciary, do he doesn't say
anything if others ( like governors & Ministers)
interfere on his behalf.

⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️
But know criminals like Tinubu and Ganduje
will directly buy judges with billions of
naira.😕😕😕😕😕

When will Tinubu visit his alma mater❓❓


Even Buhari get alma mater . 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Dangote refinery don dey becoming
one chance project...🤔🤔🤔

It's like things have slowed down because
Buhari is no longer in Aso Rock, pumping
Nigeria's hard earned money from the
Niger Delta into the Dangote refinery🛢️🛢️🛢️

⚰️⚰️⚰️Amaka kwenu❗️❗️❗️

👶👶👶
In Baby Friendly system, you don't need
all this cow milk for your baby..

Don't fall for all these Western
propaganda. All a baby needs is mother's
breast milk. Even oyibo dey do Baby
friendly, but black man loves being
brainwashed by baby food marketing
companies.

Babies fed exclusively with mothers milk
hardly cry, disturb or have stomach
problems.

They grow bigger, stronger and faster. All
a man needs to do is simply feed your
wife very well.

Especially the leaders in a town
hall different from balablu-bulaba❗️❗️😕😕

Buhari his shallow minded appointees
always took decisions without thinking &
when there is a revenue shortfall from
their senseless decisions, they make up
by punishing citizens in other areas, like
the extra ordinary hike in import duties
for vehicles...😐😐😐

Since APC came to power, education
went to the dogs.

Because most of the APC bigwigs including
Buhari and Tinubu are parading fake
educational credentials, they feel that
educational qualifications are over hyped
and you don't need it to rise to the
highest positions in Nigeria.

They therefore stopped funding education
and told institutions to tax the students,
resulting in high dropout rates❗️❗️

So, if your dad is related to Oshiomole,
that automatically makes him a rich man❓


We know governors that refuse to uplift
their blood brothers, talk less of cousins❗️❗️


We won't be surprised if Oshiomole comes
out publicly to warn her to keep his name
out of her marital problems..🤔🤔🤔

Nigerian ehnn...😐😐😐

reddingtonblack:
It is you that need to understand, that Nigeria runs a similar educational system with the UK does not mean both system must be or are homogenous.

Nigeria practice democracy just as USA practice democracy but is it fully the same.

Every country has its own standards and modifications, this is Nigeria don't know why you keep emphasising on UK, or do you still live in the colonial era.

Since you no longer live in the colonial
era, why are you still speaking and writing
in English instead of your probably
extinct vernacular tongue❓

It's possible you even have an English
name.. 😁😁😁

Sewer and soakaway rat❗️❗️🤢🤢🤢