₦airaland Forum

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Lmaoooo

aluunoble: You got it wrong! Sorry a doctor, even a House officer can not only do everything an long-standing experienced nurse can do but also does the work of a Pharmacist, Imaging Scientist, Laboratory Scientist, Physio etc.

We Docs don't have any limit @ all, we are all-rounders...give us guns, we can storm Sambisa forest.

Current Affair (NMA 101): We now have 4 Arms of govt in decresing oder of superiority:

-THE NMA
-THE EXECUTIVE
-THE LEGISLATURE and finally
-THE JUDICIARY!
NMA is on top of her game! Big shots you know!

CONHESS 9 step 4 For House Officer
basic salary : 1,426,787NGN per annum
hazard allowance: 60,000NGN
call duty allowance: 799NGN per unit call ( in CONMESS it is 1,503NGN per unit call for HOs)

Pls sir, if I got you well, u mean should status quo be maintained as per the House Officers (intern Medical Doctors), and the Hazard Allowance being agitated for by NMA is approved, A House Officer Monthly Basic Salary will now be to wit:

Monthly Basic Salary: #120,000 (approx.)
Monthly Hazard Allowance #100,000
Monthly call duty (JUTH for instance as presently obtainable):#60,000

In a month, a House Officer (intern Medical Doctor) will smile home with #278,898.917 (approx #280,000; two hundred and eighty thousand naira?)

Sorry for bugging u sir!
In a year (annum) a House Officer (intern Physician) will smile to the bank with THREE MILLION,THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY SIX THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN NAIRA (#3,346,787)?

Pls FG heed the demand of NMA especially for the sake of the House Officers. Fed Road Safety Commission pls endeavour to issue every Doctor dat special plate number our messiah Dr. Obembe demanded when he was sworn in as the new NMA boss. Inspector Gen of Police and SSS please don't forget the special security detail Sir. Obembe requested earlier on for our members, @ least ONE SSS Officer,ONE SOLDIER,pls remember not to attach a police officer so that their black uniform will not stain their ward suite! ONE CUSTOM AND IMMIGRATION OFFICERS respectively (for easy border access to neighbouring countries)
Minister of Interior pls see to this security challenge of doctors!

Nigerians pls note that these pertinent demands shall be periodically reviewed as time goes on!
Fed Executive Council pls award contract to Julius Berger Construction Company to build access road (u can take a clue from the BRT lane in Lagos state) designated NIGERIAN DOCTORS ONLY pls KEEP OFF!!!

Finally Mr. President in other to bring insurgency in Nigeria finally to an end, pls NMA Surgeon General needs the head of Shekau (as part of International Best Practices, Shekau's head MUST be without BLOOD STAIN)to really check his brain cells!!!

Classic! .

Stale!

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The patients' doctors accepted 97 of
those recommendations (96 percent). Of the
accepted recommendations, 93 (95.8 percent)
resulted in improved clinical outcomes, meaning
the appropriate blood medication levels were
reached as a result.

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thegeneral84: on the other hand, imagine if medical doctors withdraw services from government hospitals, close down all private hospitals and stop all forms of consultations, treatment, surgeries, etc involving a medical doctor; what state would the country be in? What I'm saying is if government-employed pharmacists have a problem, they tackle the government on their own and leave the community and industrial Pharmacists out of it because other fields also have private sectors who don't join the public sector in a bid to make themselves "felt/ valued".

If you've followed this NMA strike well, you'll see how doctors have downplayed other health professionals. By calling them allied or paramedics. I was just out to prove that pharmacy is equally as important as medicine.

NMA is on strike and pharmacists in communities are attending to patients, even if private hospitals were shut, we'd fill the gap for the while. Only those ones needing surgery will suffer. That said if the whole pharmacy profession decides to strike and shut down both public and private sector, you'll treat your patients with which drug? Postoperative drugs will come from where? Take a chill!

My point is, pharmacy like op said is the heart of the health profession.

*grabs popcorn*

You don't want to get us started.. Mr kunle, abeg come osuth make we talk..

U pipu should stop this .

Free sisi nw! KingMEXX, sheybi she be ur colleague, it yaf do plssss..

Jokers!

I never knew Hibiscus was a medicinal plant.

Lovely something from Baba Fash! Jimi Agbaje becomes next governor and NMA is in total trouble!

phantom: we never had public sympathy. public sympathy never saw me through school. public sympathy does not pay my rent or my daughters fees.public sympathy does not put fuel in my car.
public sympathy has never gotten me anything.
I don't need public sympathy.
they should keep it. we doctors don't give a rats a** (pardon the expression).
go through the various threads on this section and read hateful comments directed at doctors. it is indeed depressing so don't come here throwing public sympathy in our faces.

The same public will soon sympathize with you when your Job is lost

Sorry bro, your arrogance brought you this far!

Dynampharm is around.. Muki my code plss

Cool something

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Seriously

Smh

sainty2k3: This is so callous of u, may God forgive u, Doctors and other health workers die yearly in Nigeria of lassa fever. And if u wish to be informed lassa fever and Ebola fever both belongs to viral hemorrhagic disease, and are both deadly, just that ribavirin has been found effective in lassa fever if detected earlier, unfortunately its only one center in Nigeria that managed it,
And its saddening that professional rivalry as stolen away ur compassion that u even wish a fellow human being dead. Please beware

Whatever makes you sleep at night bro!!

sainty2k3: U obviously don't follow medical events in Nigeria, do u know about lassa fever outbreak s just this year anoda outbreak involving 18doctors, many life has been lost in d past. Must u always give inciting comments

Whatever outbreak hasn't claimed their lives yet, and probably not as deadly as Ebola.


Moreover, they still have energy that should be dissipated into the fight for better surgical equipments and facilities to fight against the rights of other health professionals.

I once met a woman who wanted to use tetracycline to treat her one year old child's diarrhea at a pharmacy last year. Thank God I asked who wanted to use it.


Pls move this to the front page Mynd44, Seun. Let people know about this..

Wow!! Get well soon doc!

This one put his life on the line, I'm sure they're not as paid as the Nigerian doctors.. Sad news..

I still like my crush..

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NaMe4: See Beef!

But if the doctors discharge the patients from hospital, the patients have every right to go back for readmission, abi dem docs hire shekau put for gate?

Na wa o. If Nigerians fit direct dis kain energy towards looters and thieves for government, we for don go far by now. Instead they go dey fight demselves for crumbs!

Kini eleyi nso? :/

We all know that the commitment level will be very low, simply put!




I don't need to explain how this affects the lives of the innocent patients!

^^ Touch not the killers and do the doctors no harm



I dey come!

Les vote the pharmacist in! C'mon!

Cool story!