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papa giddy: bisi ibidapo obe

Haaaa, Bisi, I use to admire you. How come you are this clean and beautiful but there is nothing in your brains. Now answer me before I flog you koboko, WHO IS THE MAN THAT REMOVED YOUR CLOTH, SPREAD YOUR ON THE BED AND DID WRESTLING WITH YOU SOME FEW MONTHS AGO? How many of them can you remember? THAT FELLOW IS THE DONOR OF THE LOAD IN YOUR TOMMY. And that Load is called pregnancy. It means that your tommy will grow bigger by the month until the 9th month and it will feel like you want to pu-pu and pronto...you go born pikin. Meanwhile have u registered for antenatal? Mtchewwww, make I go watch African Magic Yoruba.

Now the battle line is drawn...GEJ where are those soldiers you sent to every corner in Lagos during Subsidy removal peaceful protest.? I think it is time for all of them to man every point in Bornu and neighbouring states. Also, let there be tight security on those LOOSE borders in the north.

Medicine after funeral...If I were God, I would have directed all the heavy floods in Nigeria to sweep Bakassi away and both government will forget about it.

It is the nature of the African man to believe that as long as one is older in age, he/she cannot be wrong in judgement. We should learn to apologize to children when we get them punished in error. It will boost their confidence and give them sense of belonging.

Pls lets have the pix...send to hextaenergy@gmail.com

Please send mail to us; email: hextaenergy@gmail.com Let us have more photos showing the interior,the engine, both side of the tank, the rear etc. Also, include you contact telephone numbers and possible place we can arrange inspection. Thank you.

Bishop David Oyedepo has used intelligence to create a niche for himself and his family. The entire empire is run by him, his wife and kids. They can be called a republic if am permitted to use that word. Imagine ownership of one of the best and most expensive Private Universities in Nigeria, Micro Finance Bank, Private Jets, Fleet of Expensive Cars, vast land and mansions i.e. estates, quarters, Publishing House, Cable TV Station, Food processing, catering & Hospitality outfit etc. They are richer than some countries in my layman assessment.

These Islamic Fanatics Satanicals are too backward...My Question; WHAT PUNISHMENT DID THEY MET ON THE MEN SHE SPOKE TO? GIVE ME AN ANSWER RIGHT NOW OR...

...In Anioma (i.e. Ibo speaking deltans) "Aluu" is referred to as an abomination/taboo. Who can then differentiate this term with a community hosting UNIPORT in Rivers state but has an off-shoot of ISLAMIC ALHAJI HASSAN Boko Haram as their leader?

Was anyone able to get a pictorial evidence i.e. video or photograph like in the case of the military officer some couple of months ago? If no pictures or videos, lets forget it; if there is one, let it come to the social media like Nairaland, Facebook, Tweeter etc. She should pay the fine and tender public apology.

10 ways to know you a Yoruba...

1. When you have Tribal Marks
2. When you like to attend parties
3. When you prostrate for an elderly one while talking to the fellow on telephone
5. When it costs you less than N250 to travel from Lagos to your village
6. When everyone that speaks your language is your brother/sister
7. When you can not do away with tribalism
8. When you woo a woman and immediately begins to address her as your wife
9. When you call every Northern Hausa and every Eastern Ibo
10. When after reading this post you get angry and curse me e.g. Olori buruku ma ni bobo yi... hahaha!

So Baba Iyabo does not have a private Jet despite all his travels. This is a lesson for all those who tie funds down in the name of acquiring private jets.

The Bible is man's operational manual...If i dey piss you off abeg make you go we-we.

@Poster, am sure your husband and her family grew up in Local Lagos Area (LLA) or in Ibadan. Those people are so ignorant no matter their education; if you communicate in English simply call them my inlaws...Take time to study the English Lexicons and understand the true meaning of Uncle, Aunty, etc. My wife use to call my younger brother Uncle P until my 4 years old son corrected her in the midst of people. The innocent boy simply said; "Mum, my uncle cannot be your uncle it is a big wrong way of addressing people...thats what my teacher said"

Bisi Ibidapo Obe is clean on the outside, is she clean and tight on the outside? She has not played any major nollywood role in the past 26months or there about. How did she get funds for expensive life she has been living triangled across Lagos-Abuja-Dubai? I like to marry her with the pregnancy because I use to admire her...but she go give face to PDP Politicians who dumps her at any crack. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo Bisi!

Hey Lord have mercyooooooooooooooo! The flood is approaching my village!

...And so? My mum did it 6 times in her life time...my wife has done it 2 times in 7 years of our marriage. MJ should us her photo to do a home video. Ara gbabu kwa ndi ara!

In the North.....Boko Haram i.e. bombing and explosion per second
In Lagos....Plan Crash & stiff LASG laws
In Abuja....High level intimidation by politicians
In Niger-Delta/Middle Belt....Flood/Kidnapping
In Bakassi....people have been forced to have another citizenship
In Benin/Ore Road....Road Crashes due to bad state of the roads
In Oyo Axis...NURTW troubles
On V/I, Lekki, Ikoyi...The rich gets it all
In Aso Village, Dame/Perm Secretary Patience GEJ is still ill
On Lagos Ibadan express...Ritual Killings
In Kwara...the Zimbawe farmers have taken over
Which way Nigeria.

This is all about REVENUE DRIVE. Eko Oni Baje

It was in 1999, her mum invited me to their house for discussion. I thought the dad and any other family member will be at the meeting. Alas, it was only 'mummy'as we use to call her and my girlfriend's younger sister waiting to hold the meeting with me. 'Mummy' was blunt and straight to the point..."Look my son, I like you and would not refuse you to be my inlaw..but you are taking the wrong lady. This (my girl friend's younger sister) is who I want to give you. I have my reason and I do not need to explain further. Take my advice or leave my family alone". That was the last time I visited the house. I started jilted my girlfriend and the entire family without explanation.

[quote author=ebamma]Our Jona who art in Aso
Rock,Clueless is thy
Name,thy Income
come,let your Cassava
bread be given to us as it
is in Aso Rock,Give us our
garri, our daily bread,And
forgive us who call you
Retardeen, As you forgive
Patience who tresspass
against English,And lead
us not into kidnapping,
but deliver us from
kidnappers,For thine is
Aso Rock ,Okupe and
Abati,forever and ever,
Amen
@Poster, this is the Anthem of the era...God bless Nigeria.

Back then in secondary school, i learnt this trick from my friend - a smart Benin City brought up; we use to collect double money from our parents for books co-authored. Mine was without probe because my my illiterate grandma was footing my bills; this is how it works...e.g Modern Biology by stone and cousin. I will collect money for two books. i will just say biology books (stone & cousin) and grandma will give the money ignorantly.May God forgive me.

The LASTMA Officials at Ilupeju/Oshodi via Town planning are very brutal. They are mostly made up of ex-thugs and urchins. The same LASTMA will arrest and impound car for driving against traffic, then drive the vehicle against traffic to their SLAUGHTER GROUND Garage

HBD 2baba! I love the guy. He is so transparent and real. Does not lie about his age, does not deny his sex escapades. he is is just plain and truthful; unlike many so-called celebrities who impregnates ladies and continue to deny. ONE LUV 2 BABA

No big deal, kids are good at mimicking people they watch. I use to teach in a Children section of a church; there there kids who mimic all the pastors,and anyone who come up the altar to preach. Including their own parents.

Bros, Can it fly for N850K; the car is manual drive and not too clean.

I can recommend two workshops for you in surulere and one in Oregun

1. Along Jubril Martins Street, Off Lawanson Bus stop. (an vw organised workshop) the last time i used them was 2009 for my then Passat 2.0 FSI
2. When you enter Bode Thomas through Western Avenue (Alaka Bus Stop area), check out a vw workshop by the right.
3. Check out Carlinks workshop at Morrison Crescent Oregun.

Aunty Ify, pls be careful. your marriage is just too young to begin to go into legal tussles. I believe the bestman is a friend to you, your husband or both of you. Why not look at the past with the future in mind. The cost of the suit is much more than the undue publicity your marital life is getting. DO NOT FORGET WE ARE STILL AFRICANS.