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Forum Games / Re: Funny Names Abbreviation. by aduje(m): 6:46pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Daniel Nkem Ayomide - DNA |
Politics / Re: Solomon Lar Is Dead by aduje(m): 10:50am On Oct 10, 2013 |
RIP Solomon Lar; you have joined league of Niegrians who go abroad for medical treatment and die there. Nelson Mandela was sick and place on life support; he remained in South Africa. He was never exported to India, Germany, USA or any other foreign country for treatment. Alas!, Nelson Mandela did survive the ailment. 9ja make una wake upoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! |
Car Talk / Re: Driving Rules In Nigeria by aduje(m): 6:43pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
If you drive on Lagos roads as a learner, beware of the guys behind the wheels of 1978 model vw bus usually painted yellow. They are usually high on Alomo+Da grin things; drive with hazard lights (double pointers) on 24/7. |
Science/Technology / Re: Teenagers Launch Locally-made Rocket In Imo, Causing Confusion by aduje(m): 6:38pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
eeeeh; for the first time, the Nigerian Police impressed me; believe you me, if it had happened in Lagos, the police will make much money by arresting everyone at sight, the community, the traditional rulers, the teachers of the pupils etc. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Things You Can Do With A Toothpaste That You Never Knew by aduje(m): 2:32pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
spread tooth paste on bread and enjoy fresh breath taste of that bread. butter is dull, bama is gummy, but toothpaste leaves your mouth fresh after using it on slice of bread or agege stuff. A trial will make you believe. |
Religion / Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by aduje(m): 2:50pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
I did not go to church today because am at work place - ON DUTY ! can't you understand? |
Politics / Re: FG Running Short Of Cash, Okonjo-iweala Insists by aduje(m): 6:18pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
Eyaaa! I thought as much; you will observe that most politicians are warming up for fight....wetin dey cause fight. And in Lagos, N20 and N50 denominations are scarce commodity. How will there be cash when Sanusi is suffering from CBN Policy summersault? |
Culture / Re: Crazy But True Facts About Culture by aduje(m): 6:25pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
remecy: Culture is a way of life for different people and as such what is good for the goose in your culture might not be good for same goose in mine. In Delta state, there over 11 minor ethnic groups with varying cultures... I know that some part of Ndokwa i.e. Kwale (Ukwu Ani) They treat a particular part of snake with high respect. They (their core traditional people) sing her praise, spread white chalk, throw cowries to it and call her their mother. Also, they conduct a proper burial if such snake dies. If it is killed by mistake, they do some sacrifices to appease the gods. The proper Asaba people forbid 'Ogbono soup' As a matter of fact, it is an abormination to sell Ogbono seed in their Ogbogonogo market. The Ika (Agbor and Owa) people run after gian rat -(Big Domestic ones like you see in Lagos), for pepper soup. They can do anything to kill such rats. Ironically, Agbor people hunt and kill for delicacy, the same snake the Ukwu Ani people forbid to eat and treat like their mummy. @OP Which one is Monitor Lizard...I need some education here! During the cause of growing up and by the nature of my dad's work, I have been to most major towns in Delta State. |
Politics / Re: Army Smashes Police Robbery Gang In Bayelsa by aduje(m): 3:32pm On Jul 12, 2013 |
Nigerian Police is the most corrupt institution in the country. |
Crime / Re: 11-yr-old Orphan Molested To Death In Anambra by aduje(m): 12:05pm On Jun 11, 2013 |
God who fights for orphans like me will arise on behalf of the poor girl. Justice is expensive in our society. 3 Likes |
Politics / Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by aduje(m): 5:49pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
I got these quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present. I kept wondering.... Nairalanders, please what is your observation about the comments of an average Nigerian Leader? (1)..."we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria" ...Information Minister Labaran Maku. (2).."you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo. (3)..."Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ (4)..." I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu (5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ (6).."I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan (7)..."I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar ("..until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru Dikko. (9)..."Telephone is not meant for the poor"..David Mark (10)..."The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States" -Yakubu Gowon (11).."school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim (12).."At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly"..Diezeani Madueke. (13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria"...Obasanjo (14)..."The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny"..Mallam isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State. (15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family".. Dame Jonathan. (16).."We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result"...Chris Uba (17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment"...Dame Jonathan (18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan. Source: Nigeria Info Radio Lagos (99.3FM) 114 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: What Do You Miss Most About Your Ex? by aduje(m): 9:21pm On May 29, 2013 |
I miss her tight pussy with her big hip. I miss her front package and endowment. Above all I miss her iintelligence. But I have to let her go when it became clear to me that she was bent to travelling Europe for only God knows. We are thousands of miles apart but I still miss her. |
Autos / Re: Tok- 2003 Honda Accord ( Just Landed ) 1.3million by aduje(m): 12:20pm On May 17, 2013 |
With the design of the rear lights (especially the reverse lights) I want to believe this EOD is 2005 not 2003 as indicated by original advertiser. Viper, Emeshot, Ayodeji etc educate me if am wrong. |
Car Talk / Re: Getting A Driver's Licence In Nigeria by aduje(m): 7:23pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
I do not HAVE a drivers license. I have been driving since 2004. I leave home at 5.10am to office on Victoria Island. I close at 7.00pm, catch some fun till 10.00pm (waiting for traffic on 3rd Mainland bridge to reduce) and then i hit the road. I have never met these men on yellow shirts or those ex-soldiers on white and black. BTW HOW DO I OBTAIN A DRIVERS LICENSE 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Goldie's Husband Denied Nigerian Visa To Attend Her Funeral by aduje(m): 5:06pm On Feb 22, 2013 |
boron10: So Nigeria embassy can actually deny someone visa? Like seriously, does this man require a visa before visiting naija? With the degree of our border's porosity, i believe the most sensible thing he should have done is to apply for Niger rep, benin rep or cameroun visa. And then take a bus from any of these countries to wherever he wants to go in nigeria. I suspect the Visa Denial is for the safety of Mr Harvey; My reasons (1) He has an embattled relationship with one Madam Ifeoma ( a Nigerian ) who is now crying that Goldie snatched her husband (though) she has remained silence until the death of Goldie. (2) Prezzi to me appears to be a man with drug related issues (my personal opinion please) and being an entertainment celebrity, he will find his way into the country and his presence to me may further endanger the life of Mr Harvey I think Goldie's family has some faults in these controversy: My question; why didn't they (Goldie's) family react and make statements when it was on news that Prezzi is getting married to their daughter? How come ordinary Nigerians (like me) never heard of Goldie being married until he died. Mr Harvey claimed that the marriage is about 8 years old. Another unconfirmed source said that Goldie's residence in Parkview - Ikoyi was originally rented by Mr Harvey before he even met late Goldie. I think the best thing is for the two rival husbands to stay in their country to avoid troubles. GOLDIE to me led a life full of controversies....talented though, non of her musics portray morals and culture (especially the videos). Let us always remember that we are Africans and very cultured. I think the Ekiti people will agree with me. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: The Best Way To Say 'No' To The Opposite Sex? by aduje(m): 6:26pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
[quote author=zoelife]Hello house, What do you think is the best way to effectively turn down advances of the opposite sex without being rude or blunt and still being 'cool' (on good terms) with such a person. Especially when u have to (eg if he/she is ur boss, colleague, etc) Tell the fellow you have HIV/AIDS, STDs, etc. He will run like Usian Bolts. |
Business / Re: Pls What Biz Can I Start With 500k ? by aduje(m): 7:44pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
soye35: pls what biz can i start with 500k ? need genuine advice asap. @OP, if you reside in Lagos or Ogun State, this can be of help to you. Locate a highly populated area of residents (usually local people) i.e. the face me I face you apartments stuff or developing (new areas) sites e.g. Mowe, Ibafon, Redemption Village, Inner Ikorodu, Ayobo, Sango, Ijoko, etc. Get a site where you can sell kerosene. You need the following for a start: 1. Steel or PVC drums = 250litres capacity x 4 = 1,000ltres for stock holding 2. Jerry cans of various sizes 3. Bottles of various sizes 4. Funnels 5. Chair or bench 6. You need to locate the nearest NUPENG unit so you can obtain sticker to avoid embarrassment 7. Carry out survey to know the prevailing price of kero in that area; (Note you need to understand various sizes of bottles and kegs. They have various names etc and their prices so you can bench mark. 8. Call on kerosene peddlers (by small tanker trucks) and get your supply. 9. With the kind of capital you have, you can pay them outrightly each time you place order until you gain their trust. 10. You can also add sale of lubricants (engine oil, spark plugs, etc) as your target market also use " I better pass my neigbour generators. 11. If you need further input; mail us at hextaenergy@gmail.com or sms to 08029965931 12. On your way to success. |
Celebrities / Re: Dr Sid And His Dad (Justice Esiri) by aduje(m): 8:28pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
How come they are not popping champagne? |
Politics / Re: Some Brainy Quotes By Obasanjo by aduje(m): 12:44pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
segunn20: 1)My gut feelings and my faith tell me that until God shuts a door, no human can shut it. 14) Clears his throat, swing neck left then right..."hmmm tell IBB he is a bigger fool" 15) I dey Kampe |
Nairaland / General / Re: 25 Abbreviations You Must Know About by aduje(m): 3:08pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
M.A.D = Medicine After Death GPD = God Punish the Devil BBM = Both Boys & Men |
Celebrities / Re: Slim Girls Dont Attract Me - Don Jazzy by aduje(m): 8:28pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
I now know what to do. Ladies and Gentlemen, I now pronounce Don Jazzy & Cossy Orjiaku man and wife. hahahahhaha DON JAZZY AGAIN! |
Family / Re: Names Given To Children In Nigeria Lately by aduje(m): 5:46pm On Jan 14, 2013 |
What about names like:- Dangote Otedola Arisekola Abiola Obasanjo Anineh Adenuga Otudeko Ibru Otega Elumelu Omiyi Tinubu Fashola Ade Ojo |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is So Boring by aduje(m): 1:27pm On Jan 10, 2013 |
pope732901: I've been with this girl for about six months. She is actually everything I looked for in a girl - gentle, lovely, igbo, intelligent, has a lovely diction, excellently dressed, neat, and rubs my back right. |
Education / Re: Amosun Sacks TASUED Vice Chancellor by aduje(m): 1:17pm On Jan 10, 2013 |
I said it to my friends earlier that the NUC's visit to the school will expose somethings...positive or negative. Please let this not disturb the acada calenderooooo |
Autos / Re: Reg Honda Pilot 2003 Model For 1.4m @0802 400 8703 by aduje(m): 7:56pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Ibook: Can you sent more pictures to okeyalberto2@icould.com @Poster, if my eyes are not failing me, I can say that the interior of this advertised Honda Pilot is that of Toyota Highlander or something near it. Could it be a mistake or a foul play? Please do not beef my imagination. |
Celebrities / Re: Don-Jazzy 's Thugs Beat-up Princewill Ojukwu by aduje(m): 5:17pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
topeorekoy: Don Jazzy is being accused by a Lagos socialite Princewill Ojukwu of battery, oppression and dehumanization. Princewill alleges that he had a row with Don Jazzy at his newly opened club POP, which led to the latter ordering his thugs to beat "the life out of him." hmmmm it is only because Princewill went to Don's Club. |
Family / Re: Mom Drives Away With Her 5-weeks-old Baby On Top Of Car by aduje(m): 4:02pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
...hmmmm I guess that is the implication of being a teen mother especially in the western world. If it is Nigeria: 1. She wouldn't be driving 2. Baby would have been stripped on her back the traditional way 3. At 19, her mum or mum-in-law would have been around her as she was leaving the house to bid her safe journey ...Oyinbo get problem. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Railtrack Construction Commencement Ceremony On The Lagos-b'dgry Expressway Pics by aduje(m): 10:27am On Jan 08, 2013 |
ba7man: I still can't see what fashola is doin in Lagos, the pictures are likely photoshoped. SMH for ACN propaganda. He should pay a visit to Delta state and see the great works the Governor is doin there.Sincerely speaking, the pix are not photoshopped. They are real. I was personally around the site. If you know lagos route, it is on mile 2 orile axis. it is clearly seen. Though it is a massive project. My fear is if Fashola is not governor come 2015, what is the guarantee that the next guvnor will complete the project especially if another party aside of ACN wins Lagos guber? |
Politics / Re: What Does Buhari Intend To Do With Presidential Power? by aduje(m): 9:52am On Jan 08, 2013 |
Buhari will do something if he comes back...that is carry out VENDETTA and steal money he did not have the brain to steal during the PTF era. |
Family / Re: Why Do Women Hate To Marry Traditional Men? by aduje(m): 9:49am On Jan 08, 2013 |
afam4eva: If there's one thing I've noticed in life, it is that people always embrace things that will benefit them. With the infiltration of western culture into Nigeria, our ladies have been mostly receptive to this culture. They embrace it and even carry it into their search for a spouse. I've heard ladies say things like "I can't marry a traditional man". Meaning that, they don't want a man who's a stickler for African tradition. I think this is just because these ladies know that African culture does not favour them so, they'll rather marry someone who has a western outlook on life. Your post is in order but why Tonto Dike again. I AM REALLY IN LOVE WITH HERoooooooooo lolzllolzz |
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