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Celebrities › Re: Mayorkun: Straight, Gay Just Be A Good Person, Discuss Your Sexuality With God by Advancedman(m): 9:09pm On Jun 23, 2021

CelebCircle:
Mayorkun indirectly comes out as gay?
Naija Musician Mayorkun made a controversial post recently. What exactly is he trying to tell us?

"Straight, gay, whatever just be a good person, you can discuss your sexuality with God."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTLumwLeNxw

Red flag.

Politics › Re: Court Convicts Farouk Lawan Over $500,000 Bribe by Advancedman(m): 7:08pm On Jun 22, 2021

uptimumOne23:
Gbam...E don happen

I swear this kind news dey give me joy.

Corruption everywhere during Jonathan's reign

But a whole seven years for case with video evidence.

Politics › Re: Makinde Blames Oyo Security Challenges On Population Increase by Advancedman(m): 10:26am On Jun 22, 2021

Tinubuadvocate:
Get to work man and secure your state.

Depopulate the state systematically

Romance › Re: 'My Fiancée I'm Sponsoring In UK Is Pregnant For Another Man' by Advancedman(m): 10:23am On Jun 22, 2021

LadyRosa:
And what made it real?

The south African married woman that got pregnant for Naija man.

Crime › Re: CCTV Footage Of A Robbery At A Salon In Lagos Island (Video) by Advancedman(m): 5:16pm On Jun 21, 2021

HITsquad:
Hunger everywhere... Which kind hungry man robbery be this again?

So food is no more respite to hunger for you?
When you are hungry you go and Rob with arms wearing designer clothes.

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Celebrities › Re: “You Look Like A Yahoo Boy”- D’banj’s Wife, Lineo Jokingly Tells Him by Advancedman(m): 10:13am On Jun 20, 2021

wale377:
“You look like a low budget yahoo boy”- d’banj’s wife, Lineo tells him

You can hear the couples talking jokingly about how they won’t allow D’Banj into his sons school cos of his hair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCeSyH9ghpY?feature=share

What does she know about yahoo boy and their ranking if she has not been involved real deep? This is an expensive joke online.

Politics › Re: Keyamo Blames Worsening Insecurity On Disbandment Of SARS by Advancedman(m): 5:46pm On Jun 19, 2021

dre11:
Buhari’s Minister, Keyamo At University Lecture Says Nigerians Will Beg For Return Of Disbanded SARS, Students Mock Him

https://saharareporters.com/2021/06/18/buhari%E2%80%99s-minister-keyamo-university-lecture-says-nigerians-will-beg-return-disbanded-sars

Keyamo is stupid what about their swat?

Celebrities › Re: "Tope Alabi Is Our Mother" - Yinka Alaseyori Says After Tope Criticized Her Song by Advancedman(m): 1:34pm On Jun 17, 2021

CaroLyner:
Good response.
I think some people were just waiting for an opportunity to insult Tope alabi

If the holy spirit said don't sing to tope and said sing to Alaseyori what right has tope to criticize the song if she respect the office of the holy spirit?

Politics › Re: An Armed Robber Who Ambushed Abiola Became A Governor - Zainab Duke-Abiola, Wife by Advancedman(m): 10:23am On Jun 15, 2021

seborrhic:
Rubbish story.
How did she recognize the robbers they encountered on the road the first time as the now governors and house member?
Or where they repeatedly robbing Abiola?
Also if she is so sure of her facts and the story why is she not mentioning the names of the people herself?

so Chief came out and gave them money. He told them they were nice young persons and shouldn’t be involved in crime. They told him if they were two or three of him in the country, they wouldn’t be involved in crime. They told their victims to go, some of the victims told Chief they didn’t have transport means, so Chief gave the robbers and victims money.

“The Americans were surprised as well, I too was happy. Chief told them to go back to school and come to his house anytime they needed money

Probably they came for money at chief's house at later day.
So it's quite reasonable for her to know them.

Foreign Affairs › Re: President Macron Attempted To Return The Slap Before His Security Intervened by Advancedman(m): 11:48pm On Jun 08, 2021

chaloskyx:
DUDE ITS JUST A SLAP AND SEE THE MENTALITY OF NIGERIANS SAYING THE GUY WOULD BE SIX FEET UNDER CAUSE OF COMMON SLAP JUST SHOWS THE AVERAGE NIGERIAN SEES THEIR LIVES AS NOTHING IN FRONT OF THEIR POLITICIANS THATS WHY WE WORSHIP THEM AS GODS AND THEY CAN DO AS THEY WISH WITH US CAUSE TO THEM WE ARE NOTHING BUT SLAVES AND PEOPLE WHO DONT SEE THEIR LIVES AS PRECIOUS.

A president! Oga not even a youth leader Na Im you go near for here not to talk of slap.
Hierarchy and respect is what we are talking about here.

Christianity Etc › Re: MFM Church Bride Weds Without Makeup, Rocks Makeup At Reception by Advancedman(m): 10:04pm On Jun 05, 2021

Advancedman:
Shut up.
It's more money for you simple.

For commissioning, decommissioning and re-commissioning her face.

Christianity Etc › Re: MFM Church Bride Weds Without Makeup, Rocks Makeup At Reception by Advancedman(m): 10:02pm On Jun 05, 2021

allwell51:
"I was frustrated and angry - Nigerian makeup artist shares her 'unusual' encounter with a bride whose church doesn't permit makeup

Lagos-based makeup artist, Peace Eichie (@peenfaces) has shared her 'unusual' encounter with a bride whose church does not permit use of makeup for weddings.

According to the Ms Eichie, she made the bride up for her engagement ceremony and had to take off the makeup for her church wedding held at the Mountain of Fire and Miracle Ministries (MFM)

Instead of the usual touch ups for the reception, she had to make the bride up all over, a situation she described as frustrating.

"I had an unusual encounter with my bride on Saturday. After her engagement in the morning I had to take off her make up for church service. Her church doesn’t permit make up. I was frustrated and angry cos i would have to start the make up from scratch for Her reception and we know the rush is usually epic when they come back from church for reception programme," she narrated.

watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HakDsgpG9Oc

"We barely even have enough time for touch ups not to talk of starting the make up afresh. I was anxious cos i had just 10 mins to fix her make up but then God came through for me ..
Make up isn’t a small work as some people assume especially when you have limited time to work on a face. I did that make up in less than 10 mins did i try?"

Shut up.
It's more money for you simple.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Advancedman(m): 9:52pm On Jun 05, 2021

ogbiwa:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/vicious-bear-rips-fishermans-scalp-24231617

I see the man Gbola

Politics › Re: Twitter Ban Difficult To Enforce In Nigeria, Say ICT Experts by Advancedman(m): 2:36pm On Jun 05, 2021

InaNla:
Buhari media cows are gallivanting around the internet looking for justification for the DEGREE 4.

“ Twitter didn’t impose its rule on the spur of the moment. It has its own rules of engagements which anyone ready to access their services must adhere to. Twitter didn’t force the government to access its services and cannot expect preferential treatment from the social media platform. They (Twitter) made their rules and the federal government joined voluntarily”

Did Buari even know how to access Twitter?

This proves Pantami and the presidency are FOOL for not knowing the workings of the global space.

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Politics › Re: COAS: The 24 Army Officers Buhari Bypassed Over Ethnic, Religious Sentiments- SR by Advancedman(m): 10:37pm On May 28, 2021

Jones4190:
From the list you listen the are more Muslim bthan christian

Not all Hausa are Muslim and Hausa share Arabic names and not necessarily a Muslim pls be enlightened.

Politics › Re: Controversy Surrounds Odumakin's Burial Over Misappropriation Of ₦7.9 Million by Advancedman(m): 1:09pm On May 28, 2021

gigabyte13:
Can't somebody die in peace again.....??
Human right activist indeed.

Una still dey embezzle burial money.....

Activists claiming there are sponsor within themselves.

Politics › Re: Airforce Crash: "Buhari, Osinbajo Must Avoid Flying Private Jets" - Ohanaeze by Advancedman(m): 8:00pm On May 22, 2021

Ever8090:
Ohaneze...don turn chief advisor to the president on Security and air air crash...

Why themselves didn't wait for the outcome of investigation before running their mouth out of context and order or is it their handiwork?

Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo: Social Media Kills Destiny When Used Excessively by Advancedman(m): 6:01pm On May 21, 2021

Amotolongbo:
Not only the social media, excess of everything is bad and kills destiny.
Church activities included

I prefer the term abuse.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Frank Uduak-Akpan Wore 'The Mudder Squad' T-Shirt While Being Paraded By Police by Advancedman(m): 7:21am On May 15, 2021

lalasticlala:
The suspected murderer of Iniubong Umoren, Frank Uduak Akpan, was paraded by the police today and the write up on his t-shirt reads 'The Mudder Squad' which has sparked outrage on social media.

There is also an old picture of Uduak Akpan rocking the 'The Mudder Squad' shirt.

Flaunting his trade in the face of the world.

Career › Re: Abuse Of Sick Leave In A Corporate Environment by Advancedman(m): 7:19am On May 15, 2021

adexrocque:
A colleague's reportee informed her that he won't be able to make it to the office today Friday, May 14, 2021, as he's feeling feverish.

Few minutes later, he posted 'NA MUMU DEY GO WORK TODAY' on Twitter.

He should be sacked as in like pre-covid.
What will you do if you're the supervisor?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Iniuobong Umoren: Highlights From Frank Uduak Akpan’s Confession by Advancedman(m): 7:14am On May 15, 2021

Ever8090:
This is one case that Nigerians should rise up and make sure that justice is served in full measures to avoid VIP influencing injustice in the country...just as the police are getting it hot from the masses today, it will soon get to the door step of politicians

For me where is Iyabo Ojo on this case?

Crime › Re: We Will Keep Baba Ijesha Until JUSUN Resumes, Police Tell Protesters by Advancedman(m): 8:05am On May 13, 2021

MEGA4BILLION:
By the time he gets to court his lawyer will be arguing on unlawful detention not rape.

Police are ever idiot.

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Romance › Re: The Mumu Button Of Every Man. by Advancedman(m): 11:01pm On May 12, 2021

Ginaz:
Hmmm
Respect ! What of those guys who their babe accord respect to but treat them like trash?
Every man Mumu botton is different.

There is difference between respect and intimidation or respecter of person.

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Romance › Re: Should My Brother Marry Her After She Stole Her Dad's Money To Support Him? by Advancedman(m): 10:14am On May 06, 2021

Hamachi:
My brother's girlfriend stole her father's money to support my brother business and the business is growing

Should my brother marry her?

May the whole creation curse you.

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Politics › Re: Lagos Assembly Suspends 3 Council Chairmen Over Disobedience by Advancedman(m): 5:07pm On May 04, 2021

Triton1996:
https://punchng.com/lagos-assembly-suspends-three-council-chairmen-over-alleged-disobedience/?amp

Their offences please.

Politics › Re: Mbaka Asked Buhari For Contracts, Was Rebuffed, There Are Pictures - Garba Shehu by Advancedman(m): 9:18pm On Apr 30, 2021

bigFOOTcaveMAN:

Terrorists fighting back

Very soon they will say he was entertained with party.

Politics › Re: Ortom Vs Buhari: Adopt Ruga If You Want Peace In Benue - Garba Shehu To Governor by Advancedman(m): 7:06pm On Apr 30, 2021

Adopt Ruga if you want peace in Benue, Buhari tells Ortom

This is a threat.

Crime › Re: Video Of Baba Ijesha Begging After Being Caught Molesting Minor by Advancedman(m): 1:45pm On Apr 29, 2021

BigShishi:
This video shows the moment disgraced yoruba actor baba ijesha was pleading for leniency after being caught with CCTV evidence molesting a 14 Yr old girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y27KVtTFcM

Where is the molestation video?
If she can't post that she shouldn't post anything.

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Education › Re: ASUU Faults Netherlands For Rejecting Nigeria Degrees & Accepting Ghana Degrees by Advancedman(m): 12:33pm On Apr 29, 2021

vaxx:
A University in Amsterdam is in trouble for rejecting degrees from Nigeria, whiles accepting degrees from Ghana and South Africa

https://punchng.com/ASUU-others-fault-netherlands-on-africas-bsc-certificates/

Liar Mohammed where are you?

Crime › Re: Brazilian Man’s Penis Cut Off, Given To Pigs To Eat For Attempting To Rape Niece by Advancedman(m): 9:06pm On Apr 28, 2021

Odewaleadesoye:
That's good for him since he has decided to learn through the hard way.

#Say no to rape.

Where SAPPHIRE?

How you sure about the alleged attempted rape.

Crime › Re: Three Policemen Dismissed For Extorting ₦153,000 From LASU Student by Advancedman(m): 9:12am On Apr 28, 2021

Mynd44:
https://twitter.com/PoliceNG_CRU/status/1387061529854492680?s=19[/quote]It's not extortion but profound Arm Robbery.

Career › Re: My Mum Insists "Medicine Or Nothing" by Advancedman(m): 7:48pm On Apr 27, 2021

[quote author=Entayali post=101152077]My younger brother is about to register for JAMB for the second time and my mum insists he must study medicine. What's so special about medicine?

She feels that doctors are rich. I've been trying to convince her. What do I do to help my bro because he doesn't want to study medicine?[/

Set her up, record her and put her on social media

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