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Nairaland GeneralRe: Stupid Questions To Avoid As A Bachelor Or Spinster by Advancedman(m): 7:10pm On Jan 10, 2022
Psoul:
Are you referring to Africans or those in the Western Countries?
Here in Africa, we don't get angry wt these questions.
Most times we see it as questions from friends that cares much about us.

Sometimes, wen we see some of these write ups, we should try to understand target audience before lifting it to a wrong target audience.
Most times we see it as questions from friends that cares much about us.

You must be a fool to see them as such.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Stupid Questions To Avoid As A Bachelor Or Spinster by Advancedman(m): 6:55pm On Jan 10, 2022
prekumohtim:
These are questions as a person you don't like , not me. Stop unnecessary generalisation . Imposition of your way of life on the things you accept and don't accept on others is highly unnecessary. Why you are trying to keep yourself private also respect other people's way of life.

I don't consider any question you wrote here as stupid ,

Humans try to drive conversation with others by any way possible, in fact that is why you are here to share it, looking for comments and support. If everybody mind their business you would not be here looking for likes and comments. You don't like the questions, it doesn't mean others don't like it and don't assume we all should stop welcoming such questions because they are uncomfortable for you. That will be dictatorial and an invasion on my own privacy
There is a difference between friendly concerned pal and just anyone.
RomanceRe: One Fact Every Wig Wearing Lady should Know. by Advancedman(m): 9:54pm On Jan 09, 2022
Toks2008:
I actually thought I was the only guy in this boat until I saw this... Apparently most guys love it.

Is it not funny that ladies put on very expensive wigs that make them look so artificial to cover a simple natural and beautiful cornrow that gives them that natural beauty every guy wants.

There is just something so sxy about cornrows I can't explain.

Guys what do you think?
My hands will just move On their own to caress the head irrespective of who, that cornrow Na stimulus to my manhood almost every woman is naturally beautiful execptionally wearing cornrows.
PoliticsRe: How 5 DSS Helped Me Kidnapped My Customer - Suspect by Advancedman(m): 11:21am On Jan 09, 2022
Investigative:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/01/how-i-kidnapped-my-customer-with-help-from-5-dss-officers-42-yr-old-suspect-confesses/
The story no gel, 5 power drunk DSS for a 210k deal involving abduction, and you just for 15k for matter wey no concern you.
You should be buried to your next in the desert for prime stupidity.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Stupid Questions To Avoid As A Bachelor Or Spinster by Advancedman(m): 11:06am On Jan 09, 2022
davibid:
The truth is 95% of human beings particularly Nigerians don’t like minding their business.
I think we haven't found the right phrase or word, it's definitely not Minding one's business but something entirely different and deeper.
Good morning is enough how I am or how my night was is in fact a violation and trespass.
PoliticsRe: South-West leads as EFCC secures 2,220 Convictions In 2021 by Advancedman(m): 1:09am On Jan 08, 2022
HonNL:
EFCC
Not improvement but population.
PoliticsRe: Brigadier’s Convoy Jumps Red Light, Hits Obafemi Hamzat’s Convoy by Advancedman(m): 1:05am On Jan 08, 2022
CrimeRe: Man Sets Mum Ablaze In Niger State For Intruding In His Marital Affairs (Pix) by Advancedman(m): 10:16pm On Jan 07, 2022
Stephen0mozzy:
If stuupid was a username, it will be VictorUSA. How are you able to contain so much senselessness in one post. Have some decency please.


The dumbasss son was more influenced by his drug addiction to carry out such despicable act than whatever it is the mother may have done.
Na you mumu pass just because the guy was tagged drug addict you should ask what will drive someone to this point.
CelebritiesRe: Hold A Pepper Spray - Beverly Osu To Ladies Who Drive Alone At Night In Lagos by Advancedman(m): 2:55pm On Jan 06, 2022
PoliticsRe: The IGP Is Superior To Governors ⁠— Lawyer, Ndakudu Adam by Advancedman(m): 7:10am On Jan 06, 2022
Idiko1:
Lawyer Muhammed Ndakudu Adam, you are one of the reasons Nigeria is termed basket of fools. Mallam Muhammadu Buhari is the CSO of Nigeria. No wonder Nigeria is the playground of the bandits.
This proves that the president is god.
Christianity EtcRe: True Story About Ghanaian Pastor Bathing Church Members During Crossover Night by Advancedman(m): 5:56pm On Jan 04, 2022
Thandiubani:
True Story About Ghanaian Pastor Bathing Church Members During Crossover Night

By Alexander Thandi Ubani

Following viral reports of a pastor bathing church members in a basin to cleanse them of evil spirits and welcome them into the new year in order to prosper, I decided to research more about the so-called pastor.

My findings

I found out that the man seen in the viral video is known as Mark Mensah, CEO of Phens Multimedia, a media organization based in Ghana. He is popularly called Pastor Blinks. I also found out that the man is not even a pastor but a skit-maker who deliberately make videos mocking pastors and the Christian faith. The videos are edited and published as if it happened in real life without any hint to viewers that it’s a skit. Many people watch the videos, curse pastors believing that what they watched actually happened.

In fact, he had in the past shared a video claiming to be a pastor and touching the private part of his members. There is also a video of him giving his so-called church members a drink from the water he used to bath. He has also appeared in a video posing as a pastor and praying for a woman’s underwear.

Sometime ago, Prophet Osei Kumchaha called on the police to arrest Mensah for ridiculing Christianity and putting out offensive contents about pastors as if it happened in real life without providing information to viewers that it was all acted. The prophet said Mensah profits by making offensive video while portraying himself as a man of God, then post the videos on his YouTube handle (hitzGH tv) for people to click, argue and make offensive comments about Christianity while he makes cool money.

I stumbled on his YouTube page where I saw him asking people if they think the video was real or acted. He then went ahead to show how he made the video. Note, this is after he had posted an edited version of the video on Facebook and raked in millions of views from people who had thought the video was real.

Conclusion

There is nothing wrong in making skits about pastors, however there should be at least a disclaimer to warn people that such sensitive videos are not real. Making such videos to ridicule, mock and misinform people about Christianity at a time they are celebrating Christmas is an evil act.

The videos misinform people, rile them against Christianity, make them question their religion, subject their faith to ridicule and incite the public against their beliefs.

Alexander Thandi Ubani
thandiubani@yahoo.com

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6920220/pastor-bathes-female-church-members
Thank you for clearing the air but the nuisance most so-called self acclaimed pastors are constituting is the reason for such madness I dare him to try Islam let see if the country will not boil.
CrimeRe: Newborn Baby Boy Found Inside Toilet Bin On Plane As Mum Is Arrested by Advancedman(m): 5:10pm On Jan 04, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked


Stupid and useless women everywhere
Say it on mountain top.
Shout it to the world.
TravelRe: Ghastly Motor Accident At Alapere, Ketu This Morning (Photos) by Advancedman(m): 7:45pm On Dec 25, 2021
Tokskob2008:
Over speeding cos the roads are very free is what leads to this...
Who told you it's over speeding?
Are you aware of the scrapped part of that road and have you been in any speeding vehicle with bursted tire?
PoliticsRe: Joseph Nwobike Beats EFCC At The Supreme Court, Gets Reinstated As SAN by Advancedman(m): 4:01pm On Dec 20, 2021
fergie001:
That is the law bro....

EFCC is empowered to investigate and prosecute money laundering and other financial crimes.

Perversion of Justice is outside the purview of the EFCC, I believe that should be within the powers of the Police.
It will happen to you.
PoliticsRe: Court Voids APC's Participation In Anambra Guber Poll Over Unlawful Primary by Advancedman(m): 1:41pm On Dec 20, 2021
FamilyRe: Growing Up, How Many Did You Break Washing This (Photo) by Advancedman(m): 7:52am On Dec 17, 2021
Explorers:
Eyin Lantern, i broke like 4.

You need to wash/clean for brightness every weekend.

1st one, i got a warning. 2nd i got a warning with ear pull.

3rd one, i was asked to lie down on the centre table.

Broke the 4th/last in 1998, can't forget.

Ran away from home to Baba ile Keta to come help me beg.

But later got the logic, will sit on the floor and wash in a big bowl filled with water.
If you ever touch this in your life it's like it just wanted to break and blame it on you so those claiming they never break any I doubted you but in life there are exception always.
But me anything glass no like me they sure must break still broke the wall clock I brought from Abuja via Ondo to Ogun then finally Lagos, just when I had jejely placed it down I still comfortably broke it.
Will send picture cos right now am in the bus to island.
PoliticsRe: Thieves Steal A Whole Bridge In Ohio, USA. Police Baffled, Ask Locals For Help by Advancedman(m): 7:33am On Dec 17, 2021
Aufbauh:
People who commit this kind of crime are normally defiant and unabashed.
They care less about the authority and are ready to damn the consequences.
I told you am gonna do it and I did, fucking shit yeah I did it mate.
TravelRe: Why Is It So Difficult To Obtain A Nigerian Passport? (Photos) by Advancedman(m): 7:29am On Dec 17, 2021
[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=108562359][/quote]If you truly need it then go the naija way with 100k you will get it just know if there is no official way for refund that money you paid is gone.
It's a shame this mess is the oxygen we breathe in this country.
Above all said God will lead you to Divine helpers on this in Jesus name Amen.
CelebritiesRe: Cute Abiola’s Mum In Tears, Rolls On The Floor As She Reunites With Son (Video) by Advancedman(m): 8:13pm On Dec 14, 2021
CallMeDrino:
Skit maker Cute Abiola on Monday shared a video of his mum shedding tears of joy over his return after his naval ordeal, Igbere TV reports.

The funnyman shared the video in an Instagram story.

In the video, the woman is seen rolling on the floor as she gives thanks to God for bringing her son back to her.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEtCLIWodjc

Cute Abiola also posted on Instagram thanking his fans and friends for their support.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CXbypvQs1SW/?utm_medium=copy_link

The comedian was arrested on November 15, 2021, for wearing a police uniform in one of his skits and for ridiculing the Nigeria Police Force in the process.

He was, however, was given a light punishment of a ‘one-month extra duty’ after a military trial, according to naval spokesperson, Commodore Suleman Dahun.

https://instagram.com/stories/thecuteabiola/2728041240884924329?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&utm_medium=share_sheet
Rubbish.
PhonesRe: About Mafab Communications & Profile Of The Owner, Musbahu Bashir by Advancedman(m): 8:10pm On Dec 14, 2021
emmykk:
Airtel was not beaten airtel back down.And it is very stupid for govt to give license to a company that have no structure.it is a shame
Na mtn Sabi bribe but now the fine imposed on them don change matter.
Airtel I salute, meanwhile this mafraud is a proxy for the sole purpose ....Mafab Communications was incorporated on the 8th of July, 2020, and licensed by the NCC to provide and operate Local Interconnect and International carrier services.
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Gumi’s Brother Kidnapped By Bandits by Advancedman(m): 10:11am On Dec 13, 2021
CrimeRe: 12 Bayelsa Women Who 'Used Juju To Stop Road Construction' Land In Court by Advancedman(m): 11:03am On Dec 02, 2021
obembet:
Africa and black mentality. Same people will be shouting government is not doing well
You probably didn't read the news at all what a shame and global disgrace you are at least your curiosity should deem you fit to peruse the details of how the police established that they use juju.
FoodRe: Which Of These 3 Meals Would You Remove Forever? (Pictures) by Advancedman(m): 10:39am On Nov 28, 2021
Toks2008:
If you are asked to do away with one of these meals, which one will it be?

A. EBA
B. RICE
C. NOODLES..

I can't joke with Eba and I love my rice with ofada sauce.
C
For me, noodles is out forever... What about you?
BusinessRe: CCTV At Obi Cubana's Hustle & Bustle Shows How A Female Clubber Died (Video) by Advancedman(m): 10:33am On Nov 28, 2021
Sammydanny:
This is the video that has emerged online purportedly capturing the incident leading to the collapse of a female clubber at Abuja Club, Hustle & Bustle.

The incident, which led to the death of the lady, has been generating controversy.

Recall that following the incident, the club shut down its operation in order to join the family to mourn the deceased.

It had initially been circulated in the media that the lady was electrocuted.

But a trending video has now revealed what happened to the clubber on the said day.

Watch the video below:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gIUA9CmICc[/flash]


The statement from the club reads:

Dear All,

We wish to thank our esteemed patrons and customers for their love and support these last couple of days. Indeed, the loss of a customer is a blow that hit us harder than we could have imagined, particularly because of the unexpected nature of her demise.

We want to extend our heartfelt sympathy once more to the family of the deceased; we pray that the almighty God will continue to grant them the fortitude to bear this painful loss.

Despite the myriad of question and assumptions out in the public, we had earnestly refrained from making any statement until this moment for two reasons; mainly because we had to join the family and friends to mourn a beautiful life that was taken too soon, and to enable the police to extensively conduct and carry out their investigations.

It therefore behooves on us at this moment to inform the generally public of these series of facts;

1. On the 14th of November 2021, a dear customer whilst leaving our premises, tripped and fell and this led to her painful and untimely death.

2. Owing to this tragedy, our management reached a decision to shut down our business so as to adequately mourn the deceased, and also allow the police unfettered access to conduct their investigations.

3. On that fateful morning, the deceased after leaving the club, was happily playing around with her friends, when she made a slight run, tripped and fell down a few meters to the car park and became unconscious. Sadly, she passed on, on their way to the hospital.

4. The Nigerian Police Force have extensively carried out their investigations and thoroughly reviewed our wide and lengthy CCTV footages and we await the report of this investigation.

We assure the public that we have employed several health and safety standards and we will continue to place safety over profit. We have also used this bitter lesson to upgrade our already decent safety procedures and we would do our utmost best to continue to serve as a leader in this sector.

May God bless the soul of the departed.

Thank you.
Management.



See previous threads

https://www.nairaland.com/6852541/metal-electrocutes-lady-obi-cubanas

https://www.nairaland.com/6853629/photo-susan-oleghe-lady-electrocuted
If it's a staff member the club will never shut down for an hour.
Las Las na 2 minutes silence.
PoliticsRe: Why Do People In Power Change Radically? By Pat Utomi by Advancedman(m): 5:37am On Nov 25, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Because managing people isn't easy. The pressure on leaders is also a problem.

Everyone want a piece of them, some times, you have to be hard on those type of people.

Anyway, there are also people who become power drunk when they get to a place of authority, apart from them, to be sincere, you can not be nice and be in leadership, you will taken for a ride.
Managing people is easy when the most important thing is in place that is why it's called power.
Pls don't join people that unconsciously accept Radom sayings without thoroughly researching those sayings.

Let me give you an instance, there are few issues in my compound and my landlord lives there yet did nothing but if I am the landlord (Power) I shall deal with the issues.
Foreign AffairsRe: World’s Oldest Ever Person’ Francisca Susano Dies At 124years ( Pics) by Advancedman(m): 6:28pm On Nov 24, 2021
An ID card offered as proof of her age suggested she was born on June 27, 1902.

It suggests not confirmed, how many place have they visited to come to the conclusion that she is the oldest in the world?
PoliticsRe: EFCC Confirms Investigation Of Samuel Ogundipe For Blackmail by Advancedman(m): 11:48pm On Nov 19, 2021
FamilyRe: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by Advancedman(m): 12:01pm On Nov 19, 2021
distinguish:
We have been married for a year now. We have been trying to conceive. Because of the emotional stress attached my wife said she can't be staying at home alone, it causes her stress. She said she wants to start doing something. At least a business.

I took a loan from my place of work and we started the business for over 2 months now. The issue now is that, I don't always have cash on me anymore. Any little money I got it's for the business. Basically, we mostly feed from the business.

Yesterday, after we returned home, she started giving me attitude, I asked her what the issue was, she started telling me how I am killing the business, not taking good care of her, not having money to take care of her and all sort of rubbish, she brought out how incompetent I am as a husband and what have you. I never said a word to reply her and its eating me up seriously, I could not sleep the whole night. This is the person that I sacrificed a lot for. I was supposed a take a professional course this November, but because of her I had to postpone it.

Please I need your advice.

PS: I did not eat the food she prepared last night.
You married calamity it's better conception don't come now until you straighten your family life.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What No Employer Will Tell You. I Learned This The Hard Way by Advancedman(m): 5:10pm On Nov 18, 2021
proxitaly:
Make we hear
There are myriads of jobs where you can't add any other tangible value than what you are employed to do. Imagine telling a bank teller to add value.
Also, most Nigerian jobs differ little from slavery. You're being paid 50k in today's economy and work 7 to 7. Which other value you wan add?
Sense no go kill you.
PoliticsRe: Temitope Majekodunmi: Why There Are Errors In Leaked EndSARS Report by Advancedman(m): 9:13am On Nov 18, 2021
PoliticsRe: EFCC Flags-Off National Risk Assessment Of Non Profit Organizations by Advancedman(m): 7:04pm On Nov 17, 2021
presidency:
The EFCC, on Monday November 15, 2021 flagged-off a nationwide risk assessment of Non-profit Organizations. The programme which is a collaborative initiative of the EFCC through the Special Control Unit against Money Laundering, SCUML, and relevant stakeholders in the public and private sectors, according to the EFCC Chairman, Abdulrasheed Bawa, is meant to determine the vulnerabilities of the organizations to money laundering and terrorism financing.

While noting the increase in Non-profit Organization activities in Nigeria especially in the North East, where the country is challenged by a humanitarian crisis created by Boko Haram, he observed that the absence of a unified comprehensive regulatory and supervisory framework for the sector remains a source of worry for the authorities. This gap, and Nigeria’s performance in the last Mutual Evaluation Exercise where the country received a non-compliant rating in FATF’s Recommendation 8, (that requires a review of the adequacy of laws and regulations that relate to Non- profit Organizations), provides the impetus for the NRA.

For details of this and other stories, visit our website: www.efccnigeria.org.
Long overdue
PoliticsRe: Police Authorities Order Female Officers Married To Civilians To Vacate Barracks by Advancedman(m): 6:51pm On Nov 17, 2021
Esseite:
This is Gender segregation... policemen married to civilian spouse should aswell vacate the barracks for purpose of equality.

Policewoman with working civilian spouse is equivalent to policemen with working spouse.
This institutionalized Gender calamity.
Why is Naija Government prone to destructive errors even in the glaring eyes of the world.

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