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Politics › Re: Dangote Not An Ordinary Person by advanceDNA: 7:39pm On Sep 03, 2024
EreluRoz:
Small boy
Werey!! Anytime prick don dey hungry you ...u come dey poke me....me nor dey straff cougar abeg......carry your cougar blood go another place... grin
Politics › Re: Dangote Not An Ordinary Person by advanceDNA: 7:00pm On Sep 03, 2024
EreluRoz:
shut up
E be like say u dey ment.... U don miss one of your drugs abi
Politics › Re: Dangote Not An Ordinary Person by advanceDNA: 6:07pm On Sep 03, 2024
They will still import under the guise of Dangote petrol is not of high quality ....or not enough to go round the nigeria after they create artificial scarcity by wickedly buying dangote's fuel and sell it to neighboring countries ....

Bunch of wicked pple...
Celebrities › Re: Why Is Legendary Actress, Bukky Wright Looking So Aged At 57? by advanceDNA: 5:56pm On Sep 03, 2024
Thats what hydroquinone containing cream causes ...when you are young and the skin is till firm because of the high collagen content, the effect wont show much....but with deficit of collagen as one ages, the expired turkey look starts to show up ..
it's only nigerian women i know that will have light skin, yet be using bleaching cream... They will say "its not bleaching ooo, it's just for toning and maintenance" ...... Like wtf....?
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Tecno's Latest Advanced Tri-foldable Concept Phone Causing Buzz On The Internet by advanceDNA: 4:35pm On Sep 03, 2024
This was nokia's normal behaviour during their reigning days : Wicked hardware designs...
Autos › Re: Use LS 460 2013 Model For Sale by advanceDNA: 2:21pm On Sep 03, 2024
nnatobryno:
This is sheer wickedness, you are selling v8 on 'nairaland' at this point time
grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: I'm Contemplating Divorce After Two Years by advanceDNA: 1:06pm On Sep 03, 2024
puremaker7:
You said everything the way it is supposed to be, the day I formed job lost was the day I saw the true color of my fiancee..
imagine I later married to that werey
Wow......can u imagine....
Family › Re: I'm Contemplating Divorce After Two Years by advanceDNA: 1:00pm On Sep 03, 2024
tosine90:
A lot of advice I read read here is not encouraging. There is no smooth marriage and I am talking from experience.
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Sir...I think it's not nice to be using this statement to make pple get used to living miserable with a partner that is unkind and the source of their unhappiness..

tosine90:
Your wife not helping your finances is not good thing but there maybe reason why it is so because couples should be there for each other and no matter what divorce shouldn't be an option in such case except for infidelity.
Is she the firstborn or breadwinner in her family?
another justification to accept his wife unkind behavior, but keep struggling alone to pay her own bills......how can ur husband be struggling and it won't occur to u to help..it's witchcraft..sir let's try to be calling a spade a spade... sugarcoating is not good

tosine90:
Now one thing you should know is this: you should accept is that in general women doesn't dash out free money to men except for few cases. And in women's perspective their husbands money is our money but their own money is her own
sir....you are just reinforcing bad behavior .......marriage is team work.. let's start reminding everyone going into marriage of this fact....pple should stop expecting that marriage must equal to no bill, and doing wateva the fvck the like .....we should stop telling men accept that it's okay for their wife to be wicked...... it only works in relationships where the man is very rich and has no need of a team playing wife


tosine90:
. Though that is selfishness it their way of thinking but as man of the house u have to be smart by collecting money from your wife by borrowing. And that's what I always do. If u borrow 10 naira, pay back 5 naira and scope her u will always refund her later until she forgets or let go of it then repeat it again. But u having that mindset of getting free money from your wife doesn't work like that in women.
sounds like a roommate that you both have sex.... The sad part about this mentality is that you have come to accept it as a norm....there are better women that don't behave this way....

tosine90:
In terms of she denying u sex. It always expected to be so. Once women get married they tend to lose interest in sex because it no longer a priority to them unlike wen they are dating.
sigh...sir u seem to have created explanation for all irrational and manipulative behaviors of women...

Women like sex..they like to fvck...the even go to hotels to get fvcked .....they cheat around and bring paternity fraud products to their husbands ...if your woman is not fvcking you....she's fvcking someone else .......y'all need to stop creating excuses for bad behavior..

tosine90:
It like winning an election. U don't campaign after winning an election.
it's not like election ....after election winners don't need the voters...
..in marriage..the wife still needs her husband's penis and she needs him to pay her bills...it is only wickedness and witchcraft that will make u be unkind to someone that is helping u in marriage....

tosine90:
. All women are weird the same. The differences among them are just a little
Sir No vex ooo...but.u sound like someone enduring his marriage...I may be wrong so i apologize in advance...
... men like u call it maturity and patience...but i think over the years u have just become used to distasteful and unkind behavior .....y'all justify it and advice others that it is the same everywhere....It is not...
And if it is....there is always an option of sating alone rather than living miserable...
Family › Re: I'm Contemplating Divorce After Two Years by advanceDNA: 12:31pm On Sep 03, 2024
Pharaoh4rin:
Goddammit! This is one of the most hard-core sh1t I've raed on this platform this year. You sound experienced.

But bro make I ask this question: for a man who doesn't have a loving heart towards women, is it OK to marry at all?
Specifically for women?? Is he gay? Or he doesn't just have loving heart towards everybody... Like a sociopath or psychopath.??

Anyways ...it is my opinion that marriage is not everyone....if he doesnt have affection towards women ...then he should stay his lane....why get married and frustrate another person's daughter.......
Family › Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Leave by advanceDNA: 8:30pm On Sep 02, 2024
Advision:
You are a anyhow person.

Did you tell the girl that you do not see any future in the relationship?
Woman go dey chop and clean mouth ..una go blame the man even ask the man did she force u..??...if he reach man turn when relationship isn't working for him...una go dey ask am fvnny question .......Person dey see future from present....?? So Yall just feel once a man says hi to a lady...he must marry her unless shes not interested.....??
Family › Re: I'm Contemplating Divorce After Two Years by advanceDNA: 4:19pm On Sep 02, 2024
johnog4sure:
Sorry if I was wrong...different experiences I guess
Not offended.....
Family › Re: I'm Contemplating Divorce After Two Years by advanceDNA: 4:02pm On Sep 02, 2024
johnog4sure:
Your last advice is valid but everything you said before then only serves as a proof that you are not married yet
It's free to jump into conclusions.... So carry on with ur fallacy
Family › Re: I'm Contemplating Divorce After Two Years by advanceDNA: 3:28pm On Sep 02, 2024
Sounds like made up story...

Anyway.....

....virgin or no virgin...that one not concern me
Be sure u connect sexually with your woman ....if she doesn't show crazy flaming desire for you...but just spreads legs once in a while u approach...na one chance be that...
If you dey regularly hear..." don't worry u will enjoy it when we marry" .......werey japa!! .. ur egungun don nearly reach express.

...check her kindness & sacrifice level towards you, others around, her folks and your folks ....woman wey no fit buy ordinary bread when she dey come visit u....cut am off....woman wey nor dey ask about your folks, na werey.....only give me, give me, give me...transport fare to visit u seff..na u go pay...

.too much money nor dey let true color show. ..baba...u must form total broke or job loss before u marry woman....u gats check ur woman team playing spirit.......werey too much for street... All they married for now is to never pay bill...their team work contribution na to spread legs...

At the end of the day....if u end up with one wèrèy wey dey make u miserable ....no over think am..no let anybody blackmail u with "marriage is not for kids" so u must be suffering and managing ur wife's dirty, wicked & insensitive behavior....oga ade ...lè wèrèy sí gbó....if she nor gree comot....oga...leave am for house comot...
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad's Son Looks Like Paulo by advanceDNA: 11:52am On Sep 02, 2024
Lol.....poor kid....I don't see the resemblance tho.....the little man seems to be looking like a lot of pple except his own supposed Father....

This generation sef....u go pour spérm....na another person pikin Dem go carry give you

Sigh!!
Romance › Re: Lady Laments As Boyfriend Posts Engagement Photos 2 Days After Breakup by advanceDNA: 11:46am On Sep 02, 2024
U ended things yet you are still upset u found out he just using you

I thought she should be grateful....??
Travel › Re: Schengen Visa by advanceDNA: 11:33am On Sep 02, 2024
Rod67:
Please is anyone here in any of the Schengen countries? I want to apply for a visa, I have my virgin passport, 2.1 BSc degree, other documents as well, agent I contacted is telling me 4.5m for the visa, please I need clearance and directions, how can I DIY, please help!! And which country is easiest to get as for now 2024…
Look for a reason why a Schengen country will approve it visa if u apply
.so that u don't waste ur money...

E.g education....research universities based on countries that offer course related to ur bachelors that will offer u good job prospects..

Apply..
Get admission
Then apply for via....

Make no mistake...u need lots of money with the current exchange rate...unless u get a full scholarship that will cover ur tuition and cost of living...... Tinubu has made everything difficult....tuition and proof of funds used to be as low as 5M....but hey!! It is what it is.....
Romance › Re: I Just Got Fired From Work by advanceDNA:
Monzze:
It might be a blessing in disguise for you to get out of bondage... You fit send me 1k make I use see front boss. Happy new month 🙌
As in.....u nor dey look uche face at all.....person lose job..u dey say make the guy send you money...??
Romance › Re: I Just Got Fired From Work by advanceDNA: 1:58pm On Sep 01, 2024
Damian911:
Well I got to work late and I was with the key and boss called and started blabbing here and there and he hanged up!
Wetin you do with the remaining approx 2million naira?
Romance › Re: One of the greatest Simping moves of all time... by advanceDNA(op):
IBB007:
The funniest thing is that the woman eventually left him
...
Romance › Re: One of the greatest Simping moves of all time... by advanceDNA(op): 12:41pm On Sep 01, 2024
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Make I no lie, e get some kind mature toto wey you go bang like this to commot hand go dey hard you grin
What was at stake was too high....no pvssy should worth more than the throne of England: his birth right and that of his unborn children ..

The guy was irrational, selfish, and annoying stvpîd.....
Fashion › Re: Chidimma Adetshina Crowned Miss Universe Nigeria 2024 by advanceDNA: 10:08pm On Aug 31, 2024
They just couldn't resist making it a fairy tale/ rejected stone became chief coner stone story
Romance › Re: One of the greatest Simping moves of all time... by advanceDNA(op):
Well...Some pple theorized that.....Elizabeth would never have ruled England without this $imping move...

News flash...... Edward VIII never had children(maybe his fault or Wallis)......so the throne may have passed to his brother, George VI anyways, and would have somehow ended up with Queen Elizabeth II...

still ...the outcome could have been different if he ddnt make this simping move.

because I feel it was Wallis that couldn't have children as she never had any for her two previous husbands....if Edward had married someone's else, he would probably have kids which would have reigned and the throne may not have shifted to George the VI, or his progeny, Queen Elizabeth the II......



While You may see only the funny simping side of this story.....thats not all....see it from the angle that one stupid emotionally driven action could change a lot........one shouldn't always make emotional moves because that's what you want at the time.

Sometimes too much is at stake for you to have what you want... ...If King Edward VIII eventually had kids, the implication of this ridiculous and selfish move would have also relinquished the rights to his unborn kids to the throne along with his


Where is Nlfpmod seff??

Romance › Re: One of the greatest Simping moves of all time... by advanceDNA(op):
Stay with me..........When Edward VIII became king after his father the king died....he wanted to marry Wallis, who had now divorced her husband (second divorce by the way).

But the monarchy was not having it, including the Church of England, all the powers that be at Buckingham palace, Wales, etc., said .."We no go gree"....."u cant marry a divorcee"

Now here's the greatest simping move of all time...

When Edward the VIII, couldn't have his way to marry Wallis as a king, the monarch abdicated. Yeah, he relinquished his right to the throne for love & of course, a two time divorcee ........Well, now would not be a bad time to say fear women )... grin


By the way. This act made his younger brother, George the VI become King, giving Queen Elizabeth II, George's first daughter the chance to rule for nearly a century.....
Romance › Re: One of the greatest Simping moves of all time... by advanceDNA(op):
So, Edward, before becoming king, was having an affair with a married America woman, Wallis Simpson (try not to laugh).... Yeah you read that right.......her surname na Simpson......

Romance › One of the greatest Simping moves of all time... by advanceDNA(op):
Apparently....Someone unlocked a simping level that boys in 2024 have not started to dream of walking in........ .and that person is none other than the late King Edward the VIII...

(please don't call the King of England King of $im..s)

Health › Re: If You Can Survive Drinking Nigerian Purewater You Can Survive Anything - UK Man by advanceDNA: 8:29pm On Aug 31, 2024
Lexusgs430:
Na so e reach...... 😂
Baba na so e reach ooo...
It shouldnt shock you that the government officials and heir families won't drink the water just as they don't go to our hospitals ...so u should know they will embezzle all the needed funds for regular maintenance...
Fashion › Re: 36-year-old Esperance Fuerzina Is Now The Most Tattooed Woman Ever. by advanceDNA: 6:59pm On Aug 31, 2024
Wait ooo....and u pple said there is nothing like evil spirit .....??
Health › Re: If You Can Survive Drinking Nigerian Purewater You Can Survive Anything - UK Man by advanceDNA: 6:50pm On Aug 31, 2024
Lexusgs430:
I can proudly say, I have never consumed pure water in sachet....... That water is anything, but pure water....... 😭💦😂


The wider question, why can't government provide pipe bourne water, this is 2024 for goodness sake....... 😂

It's a failure under all ramifications.....
In Nigeria?? Government should provide what we put in our stomach?? This is not 1975 ooo..
So bokoharam or iswap, can decide to kill everybody in one state at once..abeg ooo. Let us be managing our decentralized borehole system
Politics › Re: Not Our Fault Kidnappers Are Not Tracked Despite Comm Satellite, SIM, NIN — NCC by advanceDNA: 3:48pm On Aug 31, 2024
Bet what kind dirty country is this...
Business › Re: PZ Cussons Nigeria Reports First Annual Loss In Years Amid Naira Depreciation by advanceDNA: 11:46am On Aug 31, 2024
mrvitalis:
Name one sector Tinubu has improved and get 100k I dare you
You dey use tinubu and improve in the same sentence........U too like vawulence
Romance › Re: Why I Decided To Collect My Phone Back From This Girl by advanceDNA: 4:20pm On Aug 30, 2024
Psychopatheko:
My friend was annoyed he saw he cant even believe at this stage am still doing hide and seek relationship with a girl the girl is 20 though.
Oga...collect your phone..
Stop dating hungry girls...una no dey hear word...girls that need relationship to have phone, decent food, wig, etc should be a no go area...... Can't u guys see they date u to exploit you..??... Spits!!!
Romance › Re: My Fiancée's Family Is Insisting On Court Wedding by advanceDNA: 9:09am On Aug 30, 2024
Chinny024:
🤣🤣🤣...Actually it matters to some people.
Yeah....it matters to men who hold on to unimportant shittts.....Actually....It is of no serious importance to the name....

It is the women that should want it in the case of marrying someone powerful, very rich, or influential...... What use is it changing ur name to some punk àss nigga's name....

.even worse some times....some women change nice name for stupid, ugly sounding names

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