₦airaland Forum

Rod67:
Please is anyone here in any of the Schengen countries? I want to apply for a visa, I have my virgin passport, 2.1 BSc degree, other documents as well, agent I contacted is telling me 4.5m for the visa, please I need clearance and directions, how can I DIY, please help!! And which country is easiest to get as for now 2024…

Look for a reason why a Schengen country will approve it visa if u apply
.so that u don't waste ur money...

E.g education....research universities based on countries that offer course related to ur bachelors that will offer u good job prospects..

Apply..
Get admission
Then apply for via....

Make no mistake...u need lots of money with the current exchange rate...unless u get a full scholarship that will cover ur tuition and cost of living...... Tinubu has made everything difficult....tuition and proof of funds used to be as low as 5M....but hey!! It is what it is.....

Monzze:
It might be a blessing in disguise for you to get out of bondage... You fit send me 1k make I use see front boss. Happy new month 🙌

As in.....u nor dey look uche face at all.....person lose job..u dey say make the guy send you money...??

Damian911:
Well I got to work late and I was with the key and boss called and started blabbing here and there and he hanged up!

Wetin you do with the remaining approx 2million naira?

IBB007:
The funniest thing is that the woman eventually left him

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DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Make I no lie, e get some kind mature toto wey you go bang like this to commot hand go dey hard you

What was at stake was too high....no pvssy should worth more than the throne of England: his birth right and that of his unborn children ..

The guy was irrational, selfish, and annoying stvpîd.....

Well...Some pple theorized that.....Elizabeth would never have ruled England without this $imping move...

News flash...... Edward VIII never had children(maybe his fault or Wallis)......so the throne may have passed to his brother, George VI anyways, and would have somehow ended up with Queen Elizabeth II...

still ...the outcome could have been different if he ddnt make this simping move.

because I feel it was Wallis that couldn't have children as she never had any for her two previous husbands....if Edward had married someone's else, he would probably have kids which would have reigned and the throne may not have shifted to George the VI, or his progeny, Queen Elizabeth the II......


While You may see only the funny simping side of this story.....thats not all....see it from the angle that one stupid emotionally driven action could change a lot........one shouldn't always make emotional moves because that's what you want at the time.

Sometimes too much is at stake for you to have what you want... ...If King Edward VIII eventually had kids, the implication of this ridiculous and selfish move would have also relinquished the rights to his unborn kids to the throne along with his


Where is Nlfpmod seff??

Stay with me..........When Edward VIII became king after his father the king died....he wanted to marry Wallis, who had now divorced her husband (second divorce by the way).

But the monarchy was not having it, including the Church of England, all the powers that be at Buckingham palace, Wales, etc., said .."We no go gree"....."u cant marry a divorcee"

Now here's the greatest simping move of all time...

When Edward the VIII, couldn't have his way to marry Wallis as a king, the monarch abdicated. Yeah, he relinquished his right to the throne for love & of course, a two time divorcee ........Well, now would not be a bad time to say fear women )...


By the way. This act made his younger brother, George the VI become King, giving Queen Elizabeth II, George's first daughter the chance to rule for nearly a century.....

So, Edward, before becoming king, was having an affair with a married America woman, Wallis Simpson (try not to laugh).... Yeah you read that right.......her surname na Simpson......

Apparently....Someone unlocked a simping level that boys in 2024 have not started to dream of walking in........ .and that person is none other than the late King Edward the VIII...

(please don't call the King of England King of $im..s)

Lexusgs430:
Na so e reach...... 😂

Baba na so e reach ooo...
It shouldnt shock you that the government officials and heir families won't drink the water just as they don't go to our hospitals ...so u should know they will embezzle all the needed funds for regular maintenance...

Wait ooo....and u pple said there is nothing like evil spirit .....??

Lexusgs430:
I can proudly say, I have never consumed pure water in sachet....... That water is anything, but pure water....... 😭💦😂


The wider question, why can't government provide pipe bourne water, this is 2024 for goodness sake....... 😂

It's a failure under all ramifications.....

In Nigeria?? Government should provide what we put in our stomach?? This is not 1975 ooo..
So bokoharam or iswap, can decide to kill everybody in one state at once..abeg ooo. Let us be managing our decentralized borehole system

Bet what kind dirty country is this...

mrvitalis:
Name one sector Tinubu has improved and get 100k I dare you

You dey use tinubu and improve in the same sentence........U too like vawulence

Psychopatheko:
My friend was annoyed he saw he cant even believe at this stage am still doing hide and seek relationship with a girl the girl is 20 though.

Oga...collect your phone..
Stop dating hungry girls...una no dey hear word...girls that need relationship to have phone, decent food, wig, etc should be a no go area...... Can't u guys see they date u to exploit you..??... Spits!!!

Chinny024:
🤣🤣🤣...Actually it matters to some people.

Yeah....it matters to men who hold on to unimportant shittts.....Actually....It is of no serious importance to the name....

It is the women that should want it in the case of marrying someone powerful, very rich, or influential...... What use is it changing ur name to some punk àss nigga's name....

.even worse some times....some women change nice name for stupid, ugly sounding names

deji300:
How many months for uk skill visa administrative process.apply since june

U mean administrative review??
UKvi administrative review will teach you patience if u don't have ...... not to scare u ooo...i have seen AR that took 10months

But hope the AR team has responded shaa, and u won?

And hope ur sponsor doesn't have any issue with his license ...that another thing that can cause delay??

uchennay:
just to boost their chances at asylum hearings as fake defenders of sodomy

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

Moyewa00:
I am unable to disvirgin my wife. We just got married this Saturday. She's tight Anytime I want to penetrate her she will feel pain Her vigina looks as if it blocked.

It's not blocked..perhaps it a micro-perfortaed hymen, penis alone fit hard smal..cut ur index finger nail very low and ur index finger and oil to guide ur rod together with your finger ahead locating the tiny space available....if u have big hands use your pinky...

e go pain her, na once you go do am like werey..... then go gentle after u are in........ If u are over gentle trying to use ur rod alone, u go dey there for two weeks...

Socratiz:
You can't be sleeping with a lady and think you'll just clean your mouth.

Why?? When Women sleep with men and clean mouth...no issue...una go even call the man mumu, asking him if she forced him...

If he reach man turn, una go dey expect he should go and pay for bride price....because she said oga im pregnant...weda na chike, bayo, or suleiman get bele...it no longer matters

una well done ooo !!!!

chrisactiv:
initial price was 310k now adjusted to 290k

......it's ur phone u can even put a price tag of 1million if u like......u dont owe me an explanation....
But I saw when u put 400 plus as initial price........which made the guy up there said he can get iPhone 12 for same price..

LilNetty:
When they ask me I told them I will do it later after the marriage they said no that they must do all at once and they told me if we won’t be doing it that my wife to be won’t be changing her name.

Lol....see funny threat.....will name change make her love you or die for you....who cares about name change in 2024....

As long as ur kids bear your name....if wife like make she bear tinubu name

LilNetty:
Please I need your candid advice
My wedding is coming up in some months and I need your advice. My fiancé and her family are insisting on court wedding which I don’t want to object to. I should have moved on but she pregnant. What can I do?

Oga....so u cannot say what you want or don't want when they were saying their own....??

Na so them go tell u say u must pay 2million when your father in-law die....I hate when pple make demands as if they are federal government.

idahme:
...

Baba ..na their way jare....
And they think like that becos they always assume their yansh is a bigger sacrifice that wateva u can do

Even if u give woman 100million Dollars...once she spread legs..she believes u guys are even or worse case ...u still owe her more

chrisactiv:
na FUFU you go carry go house last last

U came late to this party....these comments you are seeing na because he the initial peace was 420k

See as hate & village pple follow person go Canada,


Small time she go say na skit....

South Africans go soon use this one score cheap points

Starboytwo:
Bros, don't you think that's his own style? Or didnt he see the dirtiness from day one. Too much dobo clouded baba eyes from day one. So na now he just clear.

Im not such men bros, I've had girls over, stayed months sef, during Covid. No such thing. There was dobo all through, at the same time there are terms and conditions... No compromise or little compromise.

This is just a case of a man who got tired of the dobo and started seeing redflags. I don't blame anybody but him....

Weda na after dobo or before dobo....doesn't change the fact that redflag na redflag...

. Even if they are married.....u cant be a source of tension to someone just because of dobo....e go reach one point ring and marriage certificate won't matter..

TheWinterBird:
If you're not married to someone, you've no business moving them in and asking them to play housewife,

U are right...he shouldn't expect wifey duties

but it's okay for her to expect wifey privileges. eating free in this economy, keeping her money, not being kind enough to help her host, bills free, still expect him to pay her rent....

There's nothing wrong in both parties expecting some advantage in staying togeda ....why u think e should expect nothing from her staying there is absurd ......but hey! I'm sure we will soon get to the "she ddnt force him" part....

Starboytwo:
Bros, person wey open eyes admit woman for house no get any help pass the free "dobo".

The woman way enter man house too don ready mind say na dobo she brings to the table. Or are you insinuating the woman jazz the man.

Man don dobo dobo dobo tire, he Don tire, he no freak am again, he con come here make we help am pursue him partner.. I no dey help such help. Na mumu help I dey call that one.

Make he Continue dey fire the dobo.. That's his work.

...weda u Bobo woman or u no dobo....they are both human beings living together that should not be a source of tension to each other....

U eat free food, live bills free,still dirty join, She dey even expect make the pay the rent of the house wey she dey find.... Her tension too much

Starboytwo:
Op, what about all the "dobo" you have doboed her

Which akant she go put that one.

Better wake up and propose.

She did not dokoed him abi??.... Na men like u dey make banny use sex as leverage for everything, even in marriage