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CrimeRe: Man Caught Shoving The Nozzle Of Petrol Pump Up His Bum While Masturbating by advanceDNA: 12:29am On May 20, 2024
Flamemignon1:
Men shoving things up there doesn't mean they are gay but ok
I never tagged him gay.....
I called U because U LGBT folks just like to adopt any form of sexual derailment as long as it's not heterosexual.... cheesy grin grin
RomanceRe: Paying Bride Price Or Getting Married To A Woman You Didn't Disvirgin by advanceDNA: 11:50pm On May 19, 2024
skj1377:
So how about men that marry single mothershuh. Marriage is not about sex or verginity
grin grin grin

This is some funny shiit
RomanceRe: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 5:19pm On May 19, 2024
DonroxyII:
O'boy I be Confirm Dude with Big Gbola .. YorubaDaemon to the Core cool ... Madam kee ya left Nyansh There tongue ...


As e be for Women na so e be for Men ....

Any Man wey dey Run Mouth on Women Matter Na Boy ihm Be ....

Correct Odogwu no dey shout even if dem carry woman for street they will turn her to Homey & Dem no born her papa-papa well to return to that street ....

Na because of cry cry Men(All this BabyMamas Boys) That their Fathers do not have a hand in their Upbringing & They can't raise their own self make women become something else

Women Picks After Men in their Race ....

Women are Naturally Configured to become what their Men Wanted them to Be because Women are Created to Be Led By Men That's the way of The Nature ... Most Women "Dressed" to Pleased Their Men's Desires ... Whatever You Turned them into is What You shall Inherit ! ..

Different Hormones runs in US & It's quite obvious the Superior Gender that's destroying the other ones ...

Now, If You failed Your Duties as Men, She is Bound to Used Her Feminine Energies to Led You ...

If you guck am, Just keep shut & Learn Life grin But Mba Like Nedu Wazobia Like Zubby Na Cry Dem go dey Cry Up & Down ...... If Women run you street... Learn & swerve ... if U no guck am another man go gvck am .... No body sabi Improvise Reach Women ... She go Manage herself like Maggi !

For this Table, Na Everybody go dey Shake ... Una never see anything..

Shebi Yahoo Boys don start their own spoiling of Gen Z Women ....

The Fvckeries Happening Nowadays no be here ..... Let Gen Z Children Grows grin ... They Are the Gen Alphas ... all these 2020s Children Yahooboys Children grin ...

The Future is Sweet ... Una go cry Tire....

You shall Inherit the Women you Made ... Give dem belle run .... They will help you raise am like that .... Some men go Inherit the nonsense that their fellow Men created... No need to Cry !

Irresponsible Men leads to Wayward Women which leads to Irresponsible Nation ...

Eyin Weyrey grin

Okan yin O ni bale(Una Mind no go settle) tongue
Yawn!!
RomanceRe: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 5:17pm On May 19, 2024
dkidd:
And no matter the support him nor go see anything chop. If he's lucky when men are through with her him fit come chop the remnant gbegiri with abeg when dem use water repackage
U be Bad guy.. grin cheesy
CareerRe: Lady Who Assisted Father With Vulcanizing Job Receives 500k Cash Gift (photos) by advanceDNA:
Na man credit am ooooo.......women no dey ever help their fellow women....na to dey shout men are scum dem sabi.....yet shigbain dem no fit buy on their own....
FamilyRe: How Do I Fix My Marriage, It Has Crashed by advanceDNA: 4:33pm On May 19, 2024
michlins:
Spending $150 on a dead relationship. But how can these pastors get mind charge $150/hr.

That being said, tell her about your plans for divorce and see how she reacts to it.

Na why I don't deal with religious people. They're too wicked privately
Pastors dey charge for counselling
RomanceRe: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 3:46pm On May 19, 2024
DonroxyII:
Na normal Business cheesy

Una too get Hypocrisy,

Those women zubby was hanging their legs, are they not someone's daughter or someone's wife whether future or present ...

When doing other Men's women ... it is owkay

But when they do your own women, you started shooting hell & wayo Allah cheesy ...

Una mind no go touch Ground ontop Fvck Matter cheesy
. Madam u women should go and complain at the numerous men that hold ur legs and paid u to ravage ur bodies............. don't expect the men that wants to pay bride price not to complain about how u use the bodies u want them to settle with for life.....

Some of una no even carry womb enter marriage.......some of u carry another man's pregnancy enter marriage......yet u want men that dont know about this ur dirty life not to check weda u be werey?? Hahahahaha
EventsRe: Man Celebrates His Birthday At Kirikiri Prison (Pictures, Video) by advanceDNA: 2:02pm On May 19, 2024
aikyg:
What? Is this even possible?
This is Nigeria......anything is possible with some wads of cash.....
FamilyRe: How Do I Fix My Marriage, It Has Crashed by advanceDNA:
tomi4life:
I am tempted to just leave the house for 2 weeks and go stay in an hotel, but how will that help it will only make matters worse.
What's surprising me in all of this is that u are still calling her "ur wife". grin grin grin ..
Nigga ..u are married to ur self....u are just a means to an end....this woman u described, .Like all women ... over estimate their worth in a relationship, assume they are doing u a huge favour and have done their part by marrying you, open legs and birthing kids....

Oga ade....don't leave ur house for anyone ..the woman u just described wont even give a flying fvck u left....she's just a naturally unkind, insensitive, inconsiderate person.....

Damaged breeds with no emotional compass ..them full everywhere.. they have no business being married...but wanting to live bills free won't make them stay alone...

Oga Ade....serve her divorce papers.....tell her u are tired with are room mate style of marriage....if she doesnt see need to change after that...then its not worth beingnmarried to such

Baba...... U have only one life and u are living it with someone frustrating and making u terribly unhappy .....which kind of simping tolerance level is this...?? Spits!!!!!
RomanceRe: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 12:46pm On May 19, 2024
pansophist:
Haaaa. Judging from her post in 2015 about switching from one man to another, I come assume say a masquerading as a woman can't be that consistent in deception for about nine years lol.
There is no woman in this cosmos that can be consistently, fair, logical in all her submission the way that moniker is... Women are not that accountable.....I mean, it's the gender that doesn't want to support her own family financially we are talking about here
RomanceRe: Women Are My Greatest Regret by advanceDNA: 12:37pm On May 19, 2024
newbornmacho:
I've haD my own shate of female insults. But I am not the former fiance.

Guy is married now to a nice lady , whom he's treating with less respect than she deserves.
U shalaye too much
RomanceRe: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 12:23pm On May 19, 2024
pansophist:
I don see woman for nairaland wey dey objective and wey get sense.

Finally.
That's not a woman oooo.....

U supposed know how women dey chat naa
RomanceRe: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 12:21pm On May 19, 2024
emperor4love:
if u don't know na ur mama I de razzle,so you e clear u who ur mama be ,werey no grow up,carry opeta mini free de find attention up nd down,relay werey mk me look lik werey,no blame u
Lol.... I must have struck a nerve

Pele.....
RomanceRe: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 11:17am On May 19, 2024
Freshtruth:
swear no mind d simp
The guy babe dey on nairaland .. grin grin
...she dey monitor the guy comment...if he nor support her, werey no go see pvssy chop

. Werey dey try to prove to the olosho wey he dey date say him na "real man" grin grin
RomanceRe: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 11:14am On May 19, 2024
emperor4love:
u cant generalise all cos u tot or have bad experience with others,are we saying that as well ur sis siblings and all that are holy,one thing is u don't met any one holy we all have wrongs and we have to grow the balls to move it on wen we be in such situation,but on that if it happens that u met a gal nd she change nd giv u that respect den y be pained about her past,wat matters is,is all hanging her leg now she is with you, if not, den move on wit her and let her past be her past ,now she is with u nd a change person den let go not bla bla past past...if she tell u nd u not good wit it liv it fr who is good fr her,some want her lik dat
U are desperately trying to please and console ur self with the olosho u are with now.....ur eyes go soon clear....

See the thing is...simps like u think we have bad experiences and that's why we all talk like this....but what u are doing is generalizing, which is the same thing u are accusing us of....

What u don't know is that many guys are with decent women, which makes us wonder where do y'all meet these prostitútes u call women, gaslighting you and manipulating you, with "8f u love me, u must love me with my 60 body counts and 23 abortions."..

Pple will always have a say....be ready to face the consequences of ur actions....even the companies u applied to will check ur past record......but a simp like u wants to form captain save a skirt... Lol....
RomanceRe: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 11:05am On May 19, 2024
emperor4love:
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Yawn.....
....wateva u like ...do with ur body....but coming here to cry about what pple say is pathetic...lol.....this guy is a comedian, u are not only pretending women don't have a blame in the decision of their life to spread legs without control but u are also blaming men for it..... It's like a alcohol drinker blaming the seller for destroying his life...

See..the babe u are trying to please with this ur comments here is spreading legs somewhere for another man.....it's her choice...but u can blame urself and the man shes spreading those legs for because its never her decision....... grin grin
RomanceRe: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 8:33am On May 19, 2024
emperor4love:
So wen are we going talk about men past because I know is men are hanging there legs nd nacking dem
U are free to start the topic... Abi u see any man crying that u should not judge me him based on his olosho history...
RomanceRe: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 7:46am On May 19, 2024
orohbiro:
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This one is using Kanye and standard ?? Lol..

Anyways ...Did u see Kim complaining that no one should judge her based on her past....?? The problem with u Nigerian women is that u want to be a hoe but still want to pretend u are a princess
So u can get baby girl treatment....has Kim not be treated like the hoe she is eventually?

Embrace ur hoe-ness....spread ur legs every where...let men use ur body and pay, let the whole world know how polygamous and sexually free u are.....the man that will love like Kanye loved Kim will come.......

Instead of coming here to lament that men said this...men said that...men are attacking you....u are a bitch...u fvck around...how is it an attack that a man said he doesnt want you for ur fvcking around....

It's pathetic really.....
RomanceRe: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 9:27pm On May 18, 2024
orohbiro:
pls don't generalize women there are still decent once like us . zubby is very stupid if u ask me him too no dey run paroo y is he been an hypothetical in all these
Hypothetical?? I'm not sure I get u...

and I'm not also sure how u know zuby was a prostituté running paroles like u claimed....

Even if he was into parole....he's not condemning anyone for selling their bodies for men..... he's just telling you to face the consequences and not expect every man u meet should ignore the life u lived in the past..
RomanceRe: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 8:17pm On May 18, 2024
U know why I like women..... Them get sense die...their redpill na follow come........ When dealing with other women's sons, they expect men to be stvpîd....

When e reach make their son or brother carry olosho come house to marry ....wahala go start
CrimeRe: Man Caught Shoving The Nozzle Of Petrol Pump Up His Bum While Masturbating by advanceDNA: 7:57pm On May 18, 2024
Flamemignon1..... I know you are already tagging us nozzle-phobic for dragging this man....

I advise u and ur crazies to add one extra alphabet for this dude.......LGBTQIAN.. u know u weird folks are all about inclusivity with the exception of heterosexuals ... grin grin grin

N.... for nozzlesexual

Hahahahahaha
RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Won't Like This by advanceDNA: 1:43pm On May 18, 2024
They will not like this ... grin
AutosRe: Previa Engine For Sale (not Working by advanceDNA: 8:55pm On May 17, 2024
fabienjoe:
The honestly is refreshing..But what exactly is the buyer paying N200,000 for? A pile of metals?
Well...at least the nigga was honest....
RomanceRe: Wife At Home Vs Side Chick: Compare And Contrast? (photo) by advanceDNA: 3:08pm On May 17, 2024
obaidan:
maybe not as bad as d picture make it seem especially with this side chics body...but plenty casesdey wey wife dey set pass side chic o...
grin grin...Then that's not a side chic..... That's just sàrèwàgbá baba
RomanceRe: How Do I Cope With Cheating Husband? by advanceDNA: 3:00pm On May 17, 2024
marcmao:
sorry to ask, how do you know he is cheating, have you caught him red handed to start with.................

if true he cheats and respects you and still meets the family's needs, stay faithful and loyal. he will come back to his senses soon.
if you leave him cos of cheating, your next man may also not be a saint.
these men are naturally so tired of eating one meal in a marriage or relationship.
man 's natural tendency is polygamous in nature., record has it.

pray that God should arrest him, commit him to prayers, he will have a new turn
Or ......she will also cheat too and still respect her husband and maybe add paternity fraud as jara since women's vagina and womb dont know to keep small secret grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Wife At Home Vs Side Chick: Compare And Contrast? (photo) by advanceDNA: 2:18pm On May 17, 2024
In real life.... it's the side chic that's on the left ....and the madam of the house on the right..


Let's keep things real please
RomanceRe: How Do I Cope With Cheating Husband? by advanceDNA: 2:15pm On May 17, 2024
CHoccolaTE:
Hahahaha

Who told you she does not have money cheesy

It's like that my advice is painting men on this thread ooo grin

It's not my concern, cheating horsebands deserve that and more.
Sigh.....
grin grin grin
Pain?? because?? U women are fvnny here..always dropping comment like uve got PTSD


Anyways....wateva makes u sleep well at night
RomanceRe: How Do I Cope With Cheating Husband? by advanceDNA: 1:52pm On May 17, 2024
CHoccolaTE:
It's obvious you don't want to divorce the worthless bum.
Seek revenge then.

. Put salt in his car fuel tank the day he is going for an important meeting so his engine would knock and everyone would see him as an incompetent fool.
Lol.....sabotage ur husband to lose money and source of money?? Nor be two of them go suffer for this kind move....especially a woman that doesn't have her own money....
RomanceRe: How Do I Cope With Cheating Husband? by advanceDNA: 1:45pm On May 17, 2024
SWATMan:
But i thought they said that women love men who cheat? I read it in a post online and felt it was true. One lady even said that it's better to have a cheating husband who pays the bill than to have faithful one who shares the bill. If
Its because u did not get the context .....
CelebritiesRe: Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck Are ‘Headed For A Divorce,’ He ‘Already Moved Out' by advanceDNA: 1:26pm On May 17, 2024
Sapiens3:
I just did now. But I keep saying there is nothing sweet about marriage.
Baba leave them......them nor dey tell person


We either learn from our mistake or others' mistake...
RomanceRe: I Never Knew He Was A GAY by advanceDNA: 6:37pm On May 16, 2024
Namaster:
This is where women are SUPERIOR.

They'll DEVOUR your resources like termites on a soft wood and then look down you with disdain as they ask "what have you even do for me?"
In a normal day, na only 0.5 percent of women get shame
RomanceRe: I Never Knew He Was A GAY by advanceDNA: 6:35pm On May 16, 2024
Gbadugbakun:
Next time don't end the call send your account number to him to credit you since he's the one that said he wants to help you. Let him help
Which kind dirty help be that... He doesn't have family to help....make una dey try get small shame

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