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Education › Re: Nigerian Students In Teesside University Ordered To Leave UK by advanceDNA: 11:58am On May 22, 2024
Any small thing ..una don start protest .....will the University not collect their money becos of ur clueless government's policies??


UK will soon start block account like Germany or tell students to starts presenting dollar or pounds account as proof of funds.... Na that time una eyes go clear...
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Solve This Mathematics by advanceDNA: 11:03am On May 22, 2024
Zonefree:
A random girl crawl out from nowhere and post mathematical problem with "it is urgent" yet foolish men are attempting to answer undecided

Simps are terrorist!
Hahahahaha
Romance › Re: Question For Men. by advanceDNA: 8:25am On May 22, 2024
Stargurl20:
She did it not because she wanted it, but for your treatment o.
She did it anyways....Only próstitutes and women with no standards on norms spread legs for men to solve problems and then justify it with "its the only solution"

U'd be surprised what goes on out there.... I have seen a woman fvck a so called prophet who told her the only way to get pregnant is by deliverance tru his holy sperm, and she got pregnant for real oooo...

see ehn....only people that have been fvcking their way tru life will do that....they never had moral standards to begin, no shame, they justify it with any thing

.....if husband lose job....they start fvcking exs and sugar daddy for money and justify with im helping my husband ..this scenario might be hypothetical but it happens in real life in different forms

.....decent woman don't casually open their legs for men, weda it's to solve problem or for revenge sex....... But I guess we have redefined what decent means in these modern times
Romance › Re: Question For Men. by advanceDNA: 8:02am On May 22, 2024
Stargurl20:
I can o... Men do not even need to be in such situation to cheat. That where the variety crap comes into play.

You know women forgives cheating way more than men.
no woman forgives cheating.....y'all just stay because of bills and make the man's life miserable in return with all manner of behaviours.... grin
Politics › Re: EXCLUSIVE: FG Proposes N54,000 As New Minimum Wage by advanceDNA: 5:33pm On May 21, 2024
350k is better.......let all of us loot and spend our resources together .... grin

.........instead of government officials spending it alone stealing everything, driving bullet prove cars and ridiculous allowance
Crime › Re: DJ “Grootman” Leaks Gcinile Twala's Sextape by advanceDNA:
The gender that literally walks around dressed naked is angry her nudes were leaked..... I mean, am I missing something here ??
Family › Re: Abuja-based Pastor, Stanley Ogbonna Throws Wife, Six Kids Out Of The House by advanceDNA: 10:28am On May 21, 2024
NothingDoMe:
Story is not complete. Why did he throw EVERYTHING out of the house?
She did not do anything.....shebi u read the story.... grin grin
Romance › Re: Guys, Be Honest, Can You Send Your Girlfriend Half Of Your Salary? by advanceDNA:
Come on.....this is what simps do on a regular so that she would not leave their low self esteem áss
Education › Re: Ugwoezuonu Ogechi Bags N21m Scholarship For Scoring 100% In Maths Competition by advanceDNA: 9:49am On May 21, 2024

If u dey wear glasses and not ssabi book..na waste of glasses and double loss


Robert mogabe
Romance › Re: I Need A Quick Advice On What To Do About This by advanceDNA: 9:42am On May 21, 2024
Antonio8931:
lol I don’t joke about sending my parents financial assistance.,forget that part when it comes to my parents I don’t joke with them financially
.....I see u saying "after all u did for her"...See ehnn....u will understand women's behavior better once u realize they are only loyal to their emotions......it helps a man quickly realize when he's backing the wrong tree

.that's why u will hear them say "did I force u to give me"......"much is it sef".....

..dont get me wrong...i ddnt say u shouldn't give all ur money to a woman u are dating so she can know u are a real man.....by all means do so.
...just know that wateva u do for a woman, she believes it's her right .. she believes she's doing u even a bigger favour by just dating you and using u for her orgasm, so u should pay her....
in fact.....they have a figure in their head of the amount they thinks they deserves irrespective of what u are earning....

Baba...If u are lucky to win a lottery of a woman that is kind and loves u for real....u will see the appreciation in wateva u give her. .because its not really about what u give her, weda is 100million or 19k...it's the emotions she feels for you that makes her appreciate it...

If she feels little are nothing for you...u are just a maga, and ATM, or a means to an end.

...make no mistake, even if she's walking down the isle with u....u can still just be a maga shes feels little or nothing for bc women marry who they don't love all the time just for financial security..
Travel › Re: Arriving At Nigeria International Airports by advanceDNA: 7:22pm On May 20, 2024
9JAMac10:
Hello folks. Why is that whenever someone lands in Nigeria , your passport is checked and reviewed by an official before another immigration officer stamps your passport ? Honest feedback
Its just Dual/multiple control level designed in sensitive work flow..

in operations management of some business types, a task should not start and end with one person... It helps control error, bias, fraud, and maintaining quality assurance
Family › Re: How Do I Fix My Marriage, It Has Crashed by advanceDNA: 6:34pm On May 20, 2024
Villa12:
you will die poor if i am not a woman as you accuse me. Amen
Werey...... cheesy grin grin

This one doesn't even know how to read ??

Sigh...this nairaland seff and all crazy pple it makes u encounter..... Damaged every where and looking for people to join them in their miserable states .... E ní sórírè.....
Family › Re: How Do I Fix My Marriage, It Has Crashed by advanceDNA: 5:44pm On May 20, 2024
Villa12:
you can't afford 3 square meal but you're always eager to tell anyone that cares to listen to divorce their wife and husband. You're a bloody single guy but you're always telling anyone that cares to listen to divorce their spouses. You don’t have DNA proof that your father is your biological father yet, you go about singing DNA test to anyone that care to listen. Same test that you can't afford.

I don't blame you anyway
I was right.....u are a lunatíc... grin grin and I couldn't help but notice u are also suffering from ptsd triggered by one of the many paternity fraud thread on nairaland.....

Sigh....which one is ur case...?? Are u one of them women who can keep their vagina in one place but blame DNA testing for ur problem.?? Or as usual, u are just one of them pple who blame others for ur frustration......

Awon werey.....they will not fix themselves.. it's another woman's son they will be frustrating in marriage.... E ma sófó dànú niii
Family › Re: How Do I Fix My Marriage, It Has Crashed by advanceDNA: 4:57pm On May 20, 2024
Villa12:
Enemy of progress. Your ugly mouth like serve her divorce paper. When he divorce her, you will give him your mother to marry. Anyway, I don't blame folks like you. I blame op for bringing his family affair to the public for every dick and harry like you to have a say.
Sigh.....Who is this lúnatíc....??
If divorce is not an option for u try can Waka pass my comment naaa...... all this ur display of gutter behavior doesn't look good on u.

.... are u just desperately trying to be unfortunate or u are just naturally devoid of manners
Family › Re: How Do I Fix My Marriage, It Has Crashed by advanceDNA: 2:15pm On May 20, 2024
4reala:
Can you just try that morning devotion thing she talked about for a week and see how things goes
Na morning devotion dey make am behave like evil spirit inside house.....??
Crime › Re: Man Caught Shoving The Nozzle Of Petrol Pump Up His Bum While Masturbating by advanceDNA: 12:29am On May 20, 2024
Flamemignon1:
Men shoving things up there doesn't mean they are gay but ok
I never tagged him gay.....
I called U because U LGBT folks just like to adopt any form of sexual derailment as long as it's not heterosexual.... cheesy grin grin
Romance › Re: Paying Bride Price Or Getting Married To A Woman You Didn't Disvirgin by advanceDNA: 11:50pm On May 19, 2024
skj1377:
So how about men that marry single mothershuh. Marriage is not about sex or verginity
grin grin grin

This is some funny shiit
Romance › Re: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 5:19pm On May 19, 2024
DonroxyII:
O'boy I be Confirm Dude with Big Gbola .. YorubaDaemon to the Core cool ... Madam kee ya left Nyansh There tongue ...


As e be for Women na so e be for Men ....

Any Man wey dey Run Mouth on Women Matter Na Boy ihm Be ....

Correct Odogwu no dey shout even if dem carry woman for street they will turn her to Homey & Dem no born her papa-papa well to return to that street ....

Na because of cry cry Men(All this BabyMamas Boys) That their Fathers do not have a hand in their Upbringing & They can't raise their own self make women become something else

Women Picks After Men in their Race ....

Women are Naturally Configured to become what their Men Wanted them to Be because Women are Created to Be Led By Men That's the way of The Nature ... Most Women "Dressed" to Pleased Their Men's Desires ... Whatever You Turned them into is What You shall Inherit ! ..

Different Hormones runs in US & It's quite obvious the Superior Gender that's destroying the other ones ...

Now, If You failed Your Duties as Men, She is Bound to Used Her Feminine Energies to Led You ...

If you guck am, Just keep shut & Learn Life grin But Mba Like Nedu Wazobia Like Zubby Na Cry Dem go dey Cry Up & Down ...... If Women run you street... Learn & swerve ... if U no guck am another man go gvck am .... No body sabi Improvise Reach Women ... She go Manage herself like Maggi !

For this Table, Na Everybody go dey Shake ... Una never see anything..

Shebi Yahoo Boys don start their own spoiling of Gen Z Women ....

The Fvckeries Happening Nowadays no be here ..... Let Gen Z Children Grows grin ... They Are the Gen Alphas ... all these 2020s Children Yahooboys Children grin ...

The Future is Sweet ... Una go cry Tire....

You shall Inherit the Women you Made ... Give dem belle run .... They will help you raise am like that .... Some men go Inherit the nonsense that their fellow Men created... No need to Cry !

Irresponsible Men leads to Wayward Women which leads to Irresponsible Nation ...

Eyin Weyrey grin

Okan yin O ni bale(Una Mind no go settle) tongue
Yawn!!
Romance › Re: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 5:17pm On May 19, 2024
dkidd:
And no matter the support him nor go see anything chop. If he's lucky when men are through with her him fit come chop the remnant gbegiri with abeg when dem use water repackage
U be Bad guy.. grin cheesy
Career › Re: Lady Who Assisted Father With Vulcanizing Job Receives 500k Cash Gift (photos) by advanceDNA:
Na man credit am ooooo.......women no dey ever help their fellow women....na to dey shout men are scum dem sabi.....yet shigbain dem no fit buy on their own....
Family › Re: How Do I Fix My Marriage, It Has Crashed by advanceDNA: 4:33pm On May 19, 2024
michlins:
Spending $150 on a dead relationship. But how can these pastors get mind charge $150/hr.

That being said, tell her about your plans for divorce and see how she reacts to it.

Na why I don't deal with religious people. They're too wicked privately
Pastors dey charge for counselling
Romance › Re: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 3:46pm On May 19, 2024
DonroxyII:
Na normal Business cheesy

Una too get Hypocrisy,

Those women zubby was hanging their legs, are they not someone's daughter or someone's wife whether future or present ...

When doing other Men's women ... it is owkay

But when they do your own women, you started shooting hell & wayo Allah cheesy ...

Una mind no go touch Ground ontop Fvck Matter cheesy
. Madam u women should go and complain at the numerous men that hold ur legs and paid u to ravage ur bodies............. don't expect the men that wants to pay bride price not to complain about how u use the bodies u want them to settle with for life.....

Some of una no even carry womb enter marriage.......some of u carry another man's pregnancy enter marriage......yet u want men that dont know about this ur dirty life not to check weda u be werey?? Hahahahaha
Events › Re: Man Celebrates His Birthday At Kirikiri Prison (Pictures, Video) by advanceDNA: 2:02pm On May 19, 2024
aikyg:
What? Is this even possible?
This is Nigeria......anything is possible with some wads of cash.....
Family › Re: How Do I Fix My Marriage, It Has Crashed by advanceDNA:
tomi4life:
I am tempted to just leave the house for 2 weeks and go stay in an hotel, but how will that help it will only make matters worse.
What's surprising me in all of this is that u are still calling her "ur wife". grin grin grin ..
Nigga ..u are married to ur self....u are just a means to an end....this woman u described, .Like all women ... over estimate their worth in a relationship, assume they are doing u a huge favour and have done their part by marrying you, open legs and birthing kids....

Oga ade....don't leave ur house for anyone ..the woman u just described wont even give a flying fvck u left....she's just a naturally unkind, insensitive, inconsiderate person.....

Damaged breeds with no emotional compass ..them full everywhere.. they have no business being married...but wanting to live bills free won't make them stay alone...

Oga Ade....serve her divorce papers.....tell her u are tired with are room mate style of marriage....if she doesnt see need to change after that...then its not worth beingnmarried to such

Baba...... U have only one life and u are living it with someone frustrating and making u terribly unhappy .....which kind of simping tolerance level is this...?? Spits!!!!!
Romance › Re: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 12:46pm On May 19, 2024
pansophist:
Haaaa. Judging from her post in 2015 about switching from one man to another, I come assume say a masquerading as a woman can't be that consistent in deception for about nine years lol.
There is no woman in this cosmos that can be consistently, fair, logical in all her submission the way that moniker is... Women are not that accountable.....I mean, it's the gender that doesn't want to support her own family financially we are talking about here
Romance › Re: Women Are My Greatest Regret by advanceDNA: 12:37pm On May 19, 2024
newbornmacho:
I've haD my own shate of female insults. But I am not the former fiance.

Guy is married now to a nice lady , whom he's treating with less respect than she deserves.
U shalaye too much
Romance › Re: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 12:23pm On May 19, 2024
pansophist:
I don see woman for nairaland wey dey objective and wey get sense.

Finally.
That's not a woman oooo.....

U supposed know how women dey chat naa
Romance › Re: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 12:21pm On May 19, 2024
emperor4love:
if u don't know na ur mama I de razzle,so you e clear u who ur mama be ,werey no grow up,carry opeta mini free de find attention up nd down,relay werey mk me look lik werey,no blame u
Lol.... I must have struck a nerve

Pele.....
Romance › Re: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 11:17am On May 19, 2024
Freshtruth:
swear no mind d simp
The guy babe dey on nairaland .. grin grin
...she dey monitor the guy comment...if he nor support her, werey no go see pvssy chop

. Werey dey try to prove to the olosho wey he dey date say him na "real man" grin grin
Romance › Re: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 11:14am On May 19, 2024
emperor4love:
u cant generalise all cos u tot or have bad experience with others,are we saying that as well ur sis siblings and all that are holy,one thing is u don't met any one holy we all have wrongs and we have to grow the balls to move it on wen we be in such situation,but on that if it happens that u met a gal nd she change nd giv u that respect den y be pained about her past,wat matters is,is all hanging her leg now she is with you, if not, den move on wit her and let her past be her past ,now she is with u nd a change person den let go not bla bla past past...if she tell u nd u not good wit it liv it fr who is good fr her,some want her lik dat
U are desperately trying to please and console ur self with the olosho u are with now.....ur eyes go soon clear....

See the thing is...simps like u think we have bad experiences and that's why we all talk like this....but what u are doing is generalizing, which is the same thing u are accusing us of....

What u don't know is that many guys are with decent women, which makes us wonder where do y'all meet these prostitútes u call women, gaslighting you and manipulating you, with "8f u love me, u must love me with my 60 body counts and 23 abortions."..

Pple will always have a say....be ready to face the consequences of ur actions....even the companies u applied to will check ur past record......but a simp like u wants to form captain save a skirt... Lol....
Romance › Re: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 11:05am On May 19, 2024
emperor4love:
...
Yawn.....
....wateva u like ...do with ur body....but coming here to cry about what pple say is pathetic...lol.....this guy is a comedian, u are not only pretending women don't have a blame in the decision of their life to spread legs without control but u are also blaming men for it..... It's like a alcohol drinker blaming the seller for destroying his life...

See..the babe u are trying to please with this ur comments here is spreading legs somewhere for another man.....it's her choice...but u can blame urself and the man shes spreading those legs for because its never her decision....... grin grin
Romance › Re: Them They Hang Your Legs Steady U Dey Say Make We No Reason Ur Past Later- Zuby by advanceDNA: 8:33am On May 19, 2024
emperor4love:
So wen are we going talk about men past because I know is men are hanging there legs nd nacking dem
U are free to start the topic... Abi u see any man crying that u should not judge me him based on his olosho history...

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