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FamilyRe: Physically Challenged Woman Marks 3-years Marriage Anniversary With Husband by advanceDNA: 5:05pm On May 14, 2024
The man be like .....Big Big things ní mó like
RomanceRe: My Brother Just Ended His Marriage Of 2years by advanceDNA:
Offpointng:
How has the husband helped ease her sexual urge during those months away from home??
What is this one saying ní tori olorun.. grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Brother Just Ended His Marriage Of 2years by advanceDNA: 3:52pm On May 14, 2024
Auxtan:
Lol, except you're an anyhow man.
He dey try so hard please women on nairaland

.u know all these kind anyhow men wey their babe/wife dey monitor their post on nairaland..... grin grin grin grin grin grin
PetsRe: Nigerian Family Excited After Puppy They Ordered Arrives From Russia (pics/vid) by advanceDNA: 3:50pm On May 14, 2024
Obierika:
I'm sure they're professional dog breeders so they want to use the dog for stud services and charge money for it.

The dog sef no know say dem wan use am as sex slave grin
...
Mayb they are lovers of that breed, considering they got to only one and also number of tibetan mastiff owners in Nigeria..

Where will they even get other owners to cross
RomanceRe: My Brother Just Ended His Marriage Of 2years by advanceDNA: 3:12pm On May 14, 2024
Offpointng:
not my problem you've got comprehension issues
I trigger u.?? .. e pain am!! grin grin
SportsRe: Nigerian British Boxer Sherif Lawal Dies After Knockout In Professional Debut by advanceDNA: 3:10pm On May 14, 2024
The news of Lawal's passing has sent shockwaves through the boxing counity



Una put two people for ring dey beat each other with punch wey be like 2/4 plank...but Una shock when bad thing happen bah!!!!

as in it's always a miracle to me when no one dies after a boxing match
RomanceRe: My Brother Just Ended His Marriage Of 2years by advanceDNA: 2:59pm On May 14, 2024
Offpointng:
He should forgive her. imagine one year in service without flying down to greasing her hole weekly. how u want make she cope??
What is this one saying
CelebritiesRe: 43% Nigerian Meghan Has Declared 'Nigeria Her Country' by advanceDNA: 11:36am On May 14, 2024
johnog4sure:
She cant be Nigerian, .
Somebody left her husband and young marriage to marry a rich prince and u said she can't be a Nigerian ....

No be Nigerian woman dey pull the that kinda stunt without remorse.... grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: 43% Nigerian Meghan Has Declared 'Nigeria Her Country' by advanceDNA: 11:34am On May 14, 2024
Nyne:
She might soon run for office
I won't be surprised cos the way she dey take this Nigerian belong-ship matter don dey too much
Christianity EtcRe: 19 Year Old Boy LGBT Help by advanceDNA:
DarrenW2:
Do you know what it means to not be accepted by society, or what it means to know that God hates you , and it's not something that can be changed, do you know what it means to not be accepted by your own parents, straight people are lucky, very lucky I wish I am straight, the road to success will be easier, gay people have it harder in life , gay people first have to find peace within themselves and their environment and families , so please I need help , I don't need people to judge me , I've already been judged already, you don't know who I am , you don't know what I've been through so please don't judge me , pls
Judge?? U don't even know the meaning of that word...

Gay or straight.....u are 19....the real problem with u is you being pathetic, calling a pity party on ur self

try loving urself and the person u are aspiring to be first and start working to wards it...instead of looking for people to validate u

...sexuality is a small part of our humanity...but ur stupíd lgbt gang and their acceptance / hatred doctrine only make u think and feel miserable because ur folks or the world dont love that small part of you.....

So what..?? Look around u.......everyone is different and weird in their own there's...it's no big deal that someone, including ur parents wont like that part of you...someone else will.....cant u gay folks just get that Instead of threatening ur self with suicide

Imagine being a dwarf, an imbécile, a siamese twins joint in the head or a fvcking retard and see just how horrible life is .....

U have better things to focus on than worrying about ur parents and world that's gives no shiit about you .....
Christianity EtcRe: 19 Year Old Boy LGBT Help by advanceDNA: 2:54am On May 14, 2024
Timoleon:
You dey find ASSylum for nairaland?
Lol...
Christianity EtcRe: 19 Year Old Boy LGBT Help by advanceDNA: 2:54am On May 14, 2024
U want to kii urself??U gay pple like making ur sexuality the core of ur existence and its pathetic


U think of u are straight, ur Nigerian parents will hail u for planning to go and fvck... Lol...
As if u don't know the average Nigerian parents ....

Guy...U are 19......go and face ur book or wateva it's is u are aspiring to becoming in life..... Ur sex life will sort itself out as u become more independent...
FamilyRe: They Refused To Release His Son To Him by advanceDNA: 1:47am On May 14, 2024
Oracleee:
He said they are giving the child to another man unless he pays dowry.
That's another issue....That one is mere threat or bullying to make him marry....when they are not mad..

.he can go to court and surely win shared custody.,unless the kid is not his and they are just deceiving him in the first place
FamilyRe: They Refused To Release His Son To Him by advanceDNA: 8:26pm On May 13, 2024
Oracleee:
Ok then.
As in ...shebi u read his complain??...the nigga said he wants to take the kid ...that they ddnt give him his kid...
he's claiming that by constitution the kid belongs to the father.....as in??

I'm not getting how he thinks the judge will take the kid from the mother and hand it over to him.... Just because he's a man
FamilyRe: They Refused To Release His Son To Him by advanceDNA: 8:12pm On May 13, 2024
idahme:
I been think say u sabi something before now, Omo I'm disappointed in what you are typing. I understand one can be witty somewhere and a complete novice somewhere else. You are a complete novice concerning legal issues, you talk so ignorantly but exude confidence in your ignorance grin

You need a lot of education as regards this.
Then u don't know what I'm saying... be disappointed in ur self

How can u get someone pregnant and want to take the child from her...complaining they ddnt give u ur child.....
... Even two people married to each other....women always get full custody with with visit right given to the man unless there is evidence the childs welfare in question with the mother
FamilyRe: They Refused To Release His Son To Him by advanceDNA: 7:57pm On May 13, 2024
idahme:
Why Una dey talk as if Una no dey enlightened as regards to legal issues? Ur traditional custom has nothing to do with what is right or wrong in the sight of the law. Those igbo tradition as regards to child custody has been adjudicated in court and it's null and void same as the sharing sof properties by boys in the family.
Where exactly did I say their custom has something to do with the law...I clearly stated that they are just punishing him for not marrying their daughter
FamilyRe: They Refused To Release His Son To Him by advanceDNA: 7:45pm On May 13, 2024
Sharpsharp00123:
oga it’s a big lie

A judge in ondo state declared that culture as barbaric n gave the child to the father

Let me find d news for u

https://www.nairaland.com/7968127/akure-magistrate-judge-condemns-igbo#127908859
The case is not even the same....

This guy is not married to this lady .. he has never jointly cared for the child with the lady

He just got her pregnant, doesn't want to marry and wants to use court to take the child..... This is fvnny.... He will be chewed raw in court
FamilyRe: They Refused To Release His Son To Him by advanceDNA: 7:40pm On May 13, 2024
Oracleee:
You still don't get it, it's about the rule of law not some sentiment from the judge.
U are not getting it either .....there is rule of law..there is technicalities, there is discretion and I have seen enough biases in judgement.....unless this nigga can prove his kid is being maltreated or not fed.....no judge will grant him custody....
FamilyRe: They Refused To Release His Son To Him by advanceDNA: 6:37pm On May 13, 2024
Oracleee:
Discretion is different than going against the judiciary code of conduct. .
Bobrisky case was a misdemeanor, and a first time offender...there was no reason for the judge to apply maximum sentence....

Dude ..u impregnate someone's daughter, said u ain't gonna marry her and u want them to award u custody.....as in on what grounds..

...No judge will give him custody...unless a corrupt one....this is the kinda case Judges use to roast men's arsè, especially when the judge is a woman......
FamilyRe: They Refused To Release His Son To Him by advanceDNA: 5:00pm On May 13, 2024
Oracleee:
You don't even know judges are answerable? And every judgement they give is always checked by an higher authority? Lol she swore to uphold the law. Getting a lady pregnant is not against the law, child abandonment is the issue. So even if Mama gee na the lawyer and she see anyhow, the guy will go court of appeal and even write against the judge. She might end up vacating her seat or even severe consequences.
U don't know what u are saying...judges apply discretion and biase all the time in judgement.

...bobrisky was thrown in prison with the maximum sentence applied, just because the nigga is an irritating cross dresser we all don't like.

He's a first time offender ...maximum sentence should not apply for first time offender on a case like that...it's nit like he killed or raped someone
...its should be a simple misdemeanor at worst....

But the judge discretionally applied the condition that she wanted to teach others a lesson......
FamilyRe: They Refused To Release His Son To Him by advanceDNA: 4:36pm On May 13, 2024
Oracleee:
It's a crime under the law if they do so. They might be jailed for it depending on what charges the prosecutor can put them in. Someone like me can sue them and new husband for kidnapping, conduct likely among others.
Lol.......I have seen many cases of court summons with no answer and nothing happened...... No be Nigeria again?? The land of many laws but no proper enforcement
FamilyRe: They Refused To Release His Son To Him by advanceDNA: 4:35pm On May 13, 2024
dlawsamesq007:
Nigeria is govern with constitution and not traditions...
He can't even win by constitution.....judges apply fairness and biasness many times in judgemrnt...

U fvck girl, u say u nor marry, but u want custody of the kid..see wizardry

....I pray the judge is a woman....he will lose custody and be told to pay monthly upkeep he's not paying now according to current inflations figures ..

Just that his son might get to have his name..



Only God knows if the son is his seff.....all this women of nowadays...
FamilyRe: They Refused To Release His Son To Him by advanceDNA: 4:10pm On May 13, 2024
Which court.??..them no go answer you and court .....and nothing go happen....

They are telling codedly.."shebi our daughter is only good for snacking & baby making but not good for marriage abi??

Na ur punishment be that.....even seff..Dem fit give the kid their family name or the name of new husband the girl go marry...

Pele...u go dey alright
RomanceRe: hi by advanceDNA: 1:43pm On May 13, 2024
Oh No! not again....

RomanceRe: Can A Couple Survive Infidelity And Save Their Marriage After? by advanceDNA: 9:28am On May 13, 2024
Yes naaa...with Paternity fraud number 2 loading....
FamilyRe: Is It Safe To Visit Her Parents In Ogbomosho? by advanceDNA: 2:14am On May 13, 2024
hurtlery:
I have got an issue I’d like some inputs on from everyone.
Ordinary Lagos to ogbomosho..??

Guy,..U come dey fear?? .u sure say u get ready to marry abi u dey play...??

U are still going there again for the real wedding oooo....abi u nor know say na the woman side Dem dey do the ceremony??

If u dey fear, rent police.,...100k ....2 police go escort u to ogbomosho
RomanceRe: MEN!! Women Will Always Respect And Prefer CHEATING MEN!! This Is Why. (Photos) by advanceDNA:
ukaface:
Na woman wey no like peace of mind na.
Not really...

.but no be una dey talk say ...."I want a God fearing man, with club 420 vibes, adventurous spirit, who will choke me and spank my arsé "...... Yet u want peace of mind.....


Okay oooooo



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AutosRe: Nissan Armada Toks Buy And Drive 4.8m by advanceDNA: 5:04pm On May 12, 2024
smellingmenses:
There's nothing awoof in an armada... When not if but when the wahala start e go be like household wickedness matter....
Nissan ARMADA....the car drives all its owner
RomanceRe: Best Divorce Of All Time by advanceDNA: 4:54pm On May 12, 2024
EreluRoz:
Best divorce because he cheated her and wasted her youth abi? What was he expecting marrying such a young lady
.can u imagine ..it's time to divorce (cash out time) .....bàbà gbè werey ni handicap...

...e even pain u her fellow gold digging thieves ....hahahahahahaha grin grin



Baba...I salute...
RomanceRe: Never Compliment A Yoruba Girl by advanceDNA: 4:41pm On May 12, 2024
KnowledgePower7:
I have mingled and paroled with lots of Yoruba babes and one thing I love about them is their 100% realness.

But all of them have one quality that is very annoying.

I have noticed that the moment I start complimenting them on their looks.
It enters their head soooo much
They begin to look down on me.

When she saw that I really like her
She began to play very hard to get

But when I don't compliment her and when I act like she doesn't exist.
She keep trying to please me and gain my attention.

When I start giving her attention and compliments, they begin to lose interest sad

Am I the only one who has experienced this?
U have just described all women.....
RomanceRe: Is She The Sexiest Black Wwe Wrestler In History? (photos) by advanceDNA: 4:39pm On May 12, 2024
bukatyne:
I find it interesting that a number of women in physically combative activities want to make up & fix their nails before a competition.

An average woman with the aim of carrying out her activities do these stuffs without the serenren.

Perhaps this is to remind themselves that they are still women.
It's entertainment on live screens....no woman will want even her dead body to go out there without makeup
RomanceRe: Is She The Sexiest Black Wwe Wrestler In History? (photos) by advanceDNA: 4:36pm On May 12, 2024
Infolenka:
Yes I am 16 and I am still going through puberty; that's why I am so obsessed with women.

I spend 12 hours everyday jerking off to all the pictures I share on my threads.

I spend half of my pocket money on vaseline and the other half on data to search for busty girls on instagram and tiktok.
Sarcasm came with RPGs and Kalashnikov rifles to a small knife fight

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