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Romance › Re: What Do You Have To Say About This Young Man Demands by advanceDNA:
The guy isn't asking for much, considering all he claims to have (he looks like the irregular speedometer)


It's the ukwu for me.. grin grin

.The nigga even has specific size range..

.46-50 inches... ;


..now that's a lotta àss.... cool
Romance › Re: Mother Of Three Finds Out Husband Faked His Death, Remarries In America by advanceDNA: 1:24am On Apr 26, 2024
Lies...
Lies
Lies
24/7 lies

Fake story......
Celebrities › Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by advanceDNA: 10:16pm On Apr 25, 2024
Jamiubond009:
grin Na different marking scheme dem suppose use for men for heaven.
Lol...... Baba....u no go die young

U shall fulfill ur days.....
Career › Re: "She's Feeling Frustrated Because Of Her Supervisor's Behavior." by advanceDNA: 10:11pm On Apr 25, 2024
@Thermidehby ..... U have not said much really about what the boss did apart from gossips
..why is she listening to his gossips....?? money loss for vault?? She should do her job and go home

One thing is common with work places that are usually short staffed.... Anyone that calls in sick regular is like the black sheep of the team because it will make others work more

.....those fvnny supervisors always trying to make it look like they are not putting their best or not being considerate when they go to the hospital for any small thing.......

.u will hear something like...nobody is fine ooo" we are all managing and using drugs and trying to be at work"

Madam, it's nothing personal.....it's just their way of trying to make staffs do more....

Again...She should do her job....and go home.
. If she sick and cannot work for real......she should go to the hospital with proof.......

But the thing is... if she's falling sick and going to the hospital every time for everything... leaving the team hanging....no one will like her...not just her boss...even her team members that have to do her job when she's not around...

U nor dey work for 3 months ....maybe plus annual leave....making 4 months...plus closing earlier than every body for another 3 months... yet u still dey fall sick dey go hospital every time, dey miss work....yet u want make ur supervisor they pamper u..because he has a wife or mother at home.....(i dont know why u women like to play this card, ......sounds like cheap blackmail to me)
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Raises The Bar As She Flaunts The Gifts She Got For Her Boyfriend by advanceDNA: 9:34pm On Apr 25, 2024
RickyJesus:
It was shameful to read, common to put 1 and 2 together come be like rocket science.
Mayb they are just kidding around
Romance › Re: How Will You Feel If Your Girlfriend Bleep Someone After You Guys Just Broke Up by advanceDNA: 3:58pm On Apr 25, 2024
Bradford111:
Yes but it was too fast this was a girl I disflowered
Nigga ...u funny....


That should tell you say.....After u disflower am.... na be only u dey enter the place
Romance › Re: Ent by advanceDNA:
muyico:
Rich? Dis 1 nah gold digger
Economy is hard.....
When u are hoe plus lazy....this is not a bad strategy to avoid paying bills.........afterall...she has numerous exes to service her... It's a win win...


Where is nlfpmod seff.....come and help this madam get her impotent rich man
Sports › Re: Bet9ja Confirms N3m As Settlement For Lukman by advanceDNA: 2:50pm On Apr 25, 2024
Terrahawk:
I was a manager at a betting shop in the u.k. this is very easy to do by the cashier as you will be alerted of a huge win so as to prepare to pay the customer. You just have to copy the bet. Pass it to an accomplice to claim the winnings. Easy. Those of you that bet regularly should know. Betting is a fools game. You will always lose in the long run.
Well should the real customer now pay for such breach......??
Sports › Re: Bet9ja Confirms N3m As Settlement For Lukman by advanceDNA: 2:49pm On Apr 25, 2024
If he ddnt sign any document ...he should get his money in full...

Betnaija they crazzee...how can they create a system that has such loop hole and expect customer to pay for such breach
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Reacts As Doctor Lists Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin (photo) by advanceDNA: 12:29pm On Apr 25, 2024
AfahaAbia:
They are many women that age who are virgins
grin grin grin

One....u seff know say u just dey cap or just assuming what u don't know.....

And u know because u ddnt do any survey...
Neither did u confirm what u are saying.....
Autos › Re: 2009 Ex Honda Accord 2009 In Pristine Condition For Sale by advanceDNA: 11:55am On Apr 25, 2024
Jodesky:
ILLUSIONS
Lol...... The more u look....the .....
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Reacts As Doctor Lists Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin (photo) by advanceDNA: 11:52am On Apr 25, 2024
AfahaAbia:
It's better you marry a matured virgin like from 27 years than those 20 to 23
Virgin?? From 27 year old ??

Guy ...it's like u nor know how street be lately


...Lol......
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Reacts As Doctor Lists Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin (photo) by advanceDNA: 11:49am On Apr 25, 2024
Israel be like.... "U say wetiiiinnnnnn"


That babe don give am psychological issues
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Most Ladies Don't Want To Date Or Marry Their Age Mates? by advanceDNA: 11:41am On Apr 25, 2024
Sapasenator:
Most ladies mature beyond their age mate.

What about you, are you dating your age mate?
Mature beyond their age mate?? grin grin ...Women that behave like children ...never want to be responsible for anything

They are just greedy and look for things most of their age mates won't or cant give them..
Romance › Re: Enugu Bride Price Akwunanaw - Is Too Expensive by advanceDNA: 9:44am On Apr 25, 2024
shortgun:
I am only replying your post because you seem confused and lost.
Are there no elders in your family who will guide you on this journey?


That list given to you by the girls family is to measure your maturity level and not a test of wealth. The way you are fidgeting about the items on the list doesn't portray a man who is matured enough for marriage. Anyways, I hope you the pass marriage list test.
I won't say more than this
Mayb the family u married from...it's just a test of maturity...

..in most families it is exploitation, an opportunity to milk a young man because that opportunity will never come again......I have seen where a groom was told to paint their family house and do some renovations apart from other list items..just because the nigga came from belgium...

It's so bad sometimes...that if something on the list is not provided even after negotiating it, ,the cash value is forcefully taken on the day of the engagement.otherwise the wedding will not go on....

I have seen where something that was never on the list was used to hold the marriage ceremony down....one idiot brother inlaw came out saying when the father inlaw traveled abroad, he was the one caring for my brothers wife... that my brother has to pay him 100k before the ceremony will continue....we thought it was a joke until the wèrèy changed it for us
.....very distasteful ..and they were all smiling like what they were doing was nice.. spits
Celebrities › Re: 2face Daughter Isabella Says That Nigerians Don't Understand Her Parents Love by advanceDNA:
Its like this one does not know how the cruel world is.................already lamenting about strangers' perception of her family/personal life



......Nigerians love your father either way...he has paid his dues...


Go and pay ur own dues first....
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Why Can't EFCC Arrest Tinubu Like Other Yahoo Boys? by advanceDNA: 5:00am On Apr 25, 2024
He has always been a hustler....he just change sides..

.. politicians and their associates are only loyal to where the next cheque is coming from..
Family › Re: Divorce Is Bad But Murder Whether Physical Or Emotional Is Worse. by advanceDNA: 4:54am On Apr 25, 2024
Yawn!! .

Una too dey like use paracetamol for these women headache...everybody will be alright las las..weda married, single, or divorced....


So all these painting worst case scenario about a divorced woman is not needed...






After all, there are simps everywhere to always pick up the pieces ... grin cool
Romance › Re: Be Mindful Of What You’re About To Post On Social Media by advanceDNA:
Rexymania:
As much as I hated what she posted... Her fiance is not matured enough to handle a marriage. He should have investigated before breaking up. Who does that. You can't compare a 23 year old me and my 30, it's different man.
He's immature for being careful??

What investigation would u have done??

30 year old u could even be worst than 23 year old you...so u don't really have a point on the age issue
Politics › Re: Emefiele Printed ₦‎684.5 Million With ₦‎18.9 Billion - EFCC Says In Fresh Charge by advanceDNA: 7:33am On Apr 24, 2024
malali:
EMEFIELE NEVER ACTED ALONE !

WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF OVERSIGHT OF THE CBN !

WAS EMEFIELE TAKING ORDERS FROM AUSTRALIA OR JAPAN !

WHO WERE THE CULPABLE STATE ACTORS BEHIND EMEFIELE'S GROSS CORRUPTION !
Off ur mic.....
They will call u obidient for this statement...
Romance › Re: Be Mindful Of What You’re About To Post On Social Media by advanceDNA:
Yawn!!!!!!!!


She go dey alright......another bankroller will come her way....that won't even mind she's a Gold digger.....

And if she doesn't get another rich man

She can as well remain single ......... Yawn!!!
Celebrities › Re: Davido Spoils His Wife, Chioma, With Wads Of Dollar Bills Ahead Of Her Birthday by advanceDNA: 3:54pm On Apr 23, 2024
tiswell:
Chioma is not a happy woman,forget all these drama by david
....weda a man is faithful or not.....na soft life and plenty money from the man the brain of a woman interprets as love, care, and happiness

I mean..these women happily live in polygamous home where they share penis with their co-wives in thx next room.....

So how u think choima is sad or depressed because of flings she only hears about online is fvnny...
Romance › Re: Avoid Giving Girls Money, Many Of Them Don't Like It by advanceDNA: 6:39am On Apr 23, 2024
Silentgroper:
Aunty rose would have your head on a spike for this blasphemy
Lol......
Family › Re: I Need An Advice!!! by advanceDNA: 2:31pm On Apr 22, 2024
Pius4luv2023:
my girlfriend family to be sending money to me , pls I need an mature advice.
How did they move from scolding u for not checking in their daughter to send ur account number......I'm not understanding....

That said .....Collecting money from ur to be- inlaws is the monster of all see finish....na set up for embarrassment ane insult
Business › Re: What Made The Dollar Fall Over Night? by advanceDNA: 1:26pm On Apr 22, 2024
Adlac:
@The Bolded, Going by your assertions holding back $ Speculative Purposes doesn't help in anyway. For Instance Assuming the time $ was bought around N1,600 same $ can still be bought @ N1,200. And the T.M Shirt still Remains 3 for $135. Now if you are to quantify in Naira value. How much is the cost of each Shirt using the two rate as a determinant?

Summary; Don't buy $ for speculative purposes it hurt @the end. To main the Value of your Funds Buy and sell according to Market reaction.
U are still converting......that's means u don't get it.....

To enjoy ur dollar...nothing concern u with naira....spend in dollar....ur 5k dollars is still ur 5k dollars
Business › Re: What Made The Dollar Fall Over Night? by advanceDNA: 11:46am On Apr 22, 2024
AutoConsult:
No we are not sir.
Lol.....ok ooo.....Wateva makes u sleep well at night is fine by me
Christianity Etc › Re: Moment Prophet Odumeje Delivered Oyinbo Woman In London (Video) by advanceDNA: 11:45am On Apr 22, 2024
Ololanla:
Entertainer.

He finally randed in Rondon 🤣.
U are wicked..... grin grin
Business › Re: What Made The Dollar Fall Over Night? by advanceDNA: 11:34am On Apr 22, 2024
maasoap:
What many of them don't know is that if you convert your naira to dollars. For it to make sense, you have spend it in dollars anytime you are ready to spend it.
Exactly...
Business › Re: What Made The Dollar Fall Over Night? by advanceDNA: 11:25am On Apr 22, 2024
AutoConsult:
If I need to buy a gadget now, I'll rather import it than buy it at local stores.
You'll buy cheaper in dollars at foreign stores since local stores are yet to adjust their prices.
Are we not saying the same thing....??
Business › Re: What Made The Dollar Fall Over Night? by advanceDNA:
Qwertyuiop1:
I only had the money last year and a colleague advised me to convert to dollar and keep which she claimed to be the safest way to retain my money's worth but as it stands, I'm at loss already. What happened please? Or is google not reliable?
That means u don't understand ur colleague

Ur own aim is to convert back to naira to have a feel of plenty naira...... but the conversion technically makes only little difference because the naira u want to convert to has a very low purchasing power now.. e.g 2.7M tokunbo now goes for 8.5-9M..

But if u can understand ur colleague....T.M shirt is still 3 for 135$ since last year....if u dont gerrit, fogerrit....because this is not about T.M shirts
Romance › Re: Slavery Of Men By Women by advanceDNA: 6:06pm On Apr 21, 2024
Gadafii:
She insisted i was nursing trauma from old relationship, meanwhile in reality i have never suffered a significant heartbreak from a lady, but i was opened to the trickery nature of women from a very tender age and i was never going to be a victim of that

Women are necessary evil, we cant do without them, however as a man there is nothin you will benefit from marriage that you wont enjoy as a single man, while women have a whole lot to benefit from being a married women like protection, provision,nourishing, etc
Lol...she said u are broken just because u are not all over her and her singing praise...

......u know what I find nauseating? .......women feel that by just being women and saying yes to dating you... they've given u all u could ever need in life....and expect u to pay them back with all the luxuries of life and faithfulness...
Romance › Re: Slavery Of Men By Women by advanceDNA: 4:00pm On Apr 21, 2024
Trueprophet91:
Wetin make we do? cheesy

I'd say men should protest like those South African women...go naked in protest grin
Protest?? Lol ..what da hell for??

When u can just decided not to marry....

Have one baby outside wedlock...if u want one

And followup with vasectomy...so u don't have another child and avoid one werey from running u street with paternity fraud

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