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EventsRe: Is Her Anger Justified? Pics Attached by advanceDNA: 5:21pm On Oct 08, 2025
We are not complete without vawulence...

That girl has a master's degree in advance vawulence applications
AgricultureRe: I Killed My First Snake Ever, Today In Our Garden #photos by advanceDNA: 4:11pm On Oct 08, 2025
She ddnt miss the opportunity to divert all the the attention from the snake to herself


Once woman snap picture ehn....any opportunity to use that picture must not be missed ....sigh!!
CrimeRe: The Tragic Story Of Lt. Samson Haruna Whose Wife Burnt Alive by advanceDNA: 4:06pm On Oct 08, 2025
kiddaz:
Seriously. come to think of it Ataga just died for nothing cos that Chidinma is still forming celeb in the so called "prison"
Baba....the man just die for nothing ooooo
CrimeRe: The Tragic Story Of Lt. Samson Haruna Whose Wife Burnt Alive by advanceDNA: 3:56pm On Oct 08, 2025
kiddaz:
As usual The abuser tag has been added to the dead man cos he can't talk anymore. When they kill you they still will evade the responsibility of just owning up without trying to justify it.
Yes ooo...dead men don't tell stories..... Its time to twist the story to make her walk free

That's how they've have been twisting the story of super TV CEO murdered by Chidinma.
CrimeRe: The Tragic Story Of Lt. Samson Haruna Whose Wife Burnt Alive by advanceDNA: 2:50pm On Oct 08, 2025
PDPdestroyer:
The reason I avoid these lepa babes, very jealous and aggressive
U don bring lepa into the issue ....women are generally jealous, nor be lepa issue
CrimeRe: The Tragic Story Of Lt. Samson Haruna Whose Wife Burnt Alive by advanceDNA: 2:49pm On Oct 08, 2025
Stolen:
CHAI



SEE EXCUSES OOOOOOOO



U NEED TO BE TRAINED COMBATANT FOR WIFE? grin grin
Excuse?? What does that even mean ?? Excuse is what u give when u caught stealing, or cheating in an exam.... We are all just speculating about the issue

... His outcome may have been different if he's a highly trained combatant unlike an ordinary doctor
CrimeRe: The Tragic Story Of Lt. Samson Haruna Whose Wife Burnt Alive by advanceDNA: 2:38pm On Oct 08, 2025
Carazon:
A police officer's manhood was cutoff yet he managed to die with the woman.

As a trained army officer, I'm still wondering what stops him from grabbing that skinny woman and die with her?

The military should investigate this matter very well, I'm suspecting that somehow someone actually help that lepa in executing the act.

Only my wife cannot physically kill me unless she drugged my food.
The guy na doctor so may not be a trained combatant....but the werey is likely nurse from the picture on first page
..
Like someone said in the other thread...she fit drug that guy with Valium...

On norms nurse dey collect training in being heartless along side their empathy in caring for patient....so if anyone can set someone ablaze and watch them die......its definitely a nurse
Car TalkRe: My Brother Want To Buy A Car From Someone HELP!!! by advanceDNA: 1:36pm On Oct 08, 2025
Tayorshd87:
Please my brother wants to buy a car from someone online we are yet to inspect though 😕

But as a first timer he was curious to know what and what heed to buy or spend money on after getting the car like.

1. Plate number
2. Custom paper
3. Clearance stuff
4. Driving license etc 🤔

Or are these things not MANDATORY for a owner except plate numberhuh


Like how much can he spend to get them so he will know how much he is looking at overall after purchasing the car.


Thanks house 🏠🏡
U don't buy custom paper after u buy car oooo Ensure custom paper came with the car at the point of exchanging money......if u can ....send the C-number to someone in custom to help u verify the papers are genuine ....
RomanceRe: For The Love Of Sex by advanceDNA: 1:26pm On Oct 08, 2025
Ttipsy:
this a clear example to modify that men cheats most
Yeah ....because this guy alone is like 2 billion men on the planet
RomanceRe: For The Love Of Sex by advanceDNA: 1:25pm On Oct 08, 2025
JackDaAlienz:
Then how we go fit marry with this kind mentality. Marriage no easy bro
No matter how pretty a woman is....if u don't like anything about her but her looks before knacking...u will find her dangerously disgusting after cummingg... Its natural....

Nor rush sex when u meet someone....
When you meet someone, get to know them first..... most of the time, u will realize you dont even want to sleep with them cos their attitude and sense of reasoning alone will repulse you

If u get to know a person first beyond looks and curve, e.g their likes, their temperament, values, goals, sense of humor, their IQ, kindness, empathy level, and u find them fascinating before offing pant.....the chances u will still be into after sex is likely
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 1:07pm On Oct 08, 2025
LIVINGICONREBOR:
Dash one person for your street, make e use am pray for you.🥱
Before he go see person dash seff he go waka tire.....cos how many Goliath remain alive seff....
RomanceRe: If You Can’t Tolerate Them, Don’t Marry Them by advanceDNA: 1:03pm On Oct 08, 2025
Dpsychologist:
It's time we start telling ourselves the truth. If you are toxic and you know you have an unforgiving spirit, just rest. No need to bother marrying.
Noooo.......They will marry and blame their partner for not loving and tolerating them the way they are....
Their slogan is - "marriage is not for the faint hearted"
"shebi u saw before marrying me" ... So u must allow me k!ll you will you endure because that what marriage is all about
RomanceRe: Why Do Woman On Nairaland Like To Hide Them Self by advanceDNA: 12:50pm On Oct 08, 2025
Silentgroper:
Being kind goes both ways .. until that is agreed upon, it's all a waste of time
U miss the context....being kind to a woman means being a simp, licking their @sses, and being okay with being used from time to time.. so no...it doesn't go both ways ....only a man should be kind to women to prove he's a "real man"
TravelRe: Flood Destroys Soludo’s Newly Built Road In Anambra — Residents Lament (Photos/v by advanceDNA: 11:02am On Oct 08, 2025
badoh:
There should always be insurance on every new roads constructed such that when roads are poorly constructed and washed away, insurance companies will pay for damages.
Haahahahahahahahahahaha...

If u are an insurance company...will u insure any Nigerian government project....??


First the figure used in completion is all lies....usually x500 the real cost....
Second, most of the projects will fail & insurance company will always enter trouble of coughing out insurance claims

Imagine an insurance company actually insured our refineries, Hahahahahahaha !!!
FamilyRe: Samson Haruna: Wedding Pictures Of Army Officer Killed By Wife In Akwa-ibom by advanceDNA: 7:48am On Oct 08, 2025
AntiChristian:
grin
Baba....But it's not funny naaaa...someone died and you are making a mockery of the name the parents gave him ....

If sure u won't do same if it was a Yusuf and it happens that he was thrown in prison for what he ddnt do
FamilyRe: Samson Haruna: Wedding Pictures Of Army Officer Killed By Wife In Akwa-ibom by advanceDNA: 7:42am On Oct 08, 2025
franchasng:
Did she tie him while he was asleep or how was she able to douse him with petrol while he watched until she threw fire, I can't just wrap my head around this story.


Maybe she laced his food and waited until he has slept off, this should be the only way she could have achieved this, ire oh shocked
U might be correct because someone sinister enough to set someone ablaze can surely drug the person too.....but also If u are fast asleep .....the brain doesn't react quickly in such scenarios....
....the brain will first translate real-time happenings through ur subconscious until you return to full consciousness by waking up....

Couple of years back I read all night for an exam, no sleep at all, so I was dead asleep after exam was over. ..rain started falling for maybe more than 5 mins or so, I ddnt know and my window was open and the rain was hitting me on the bed, mean while I was dreaming that someone was splashing me water through a hose........I kid you not, mattress and rug was significant wet..
FamilyRe: Samson Haruna: Wedding Pictures Of Army Officer Killed By Wife In Akwa-ibom by advanceDNA: 7:07am On Oct 08, 2025
AntiChristian:
Why did his parents named him Samson?

Samson are always Delilah primed!
Are u trying to be funny or what??
RomanceRe: This Picture Clearly Define Brotherhood by advanceDNA: 7:45pm On Oct 07, 2025
Feldie:
Were they supposed to get up for her because she's a woman?
I mean she's not old or heavily pregnant.... So I don't know what the Op is even implying....
RomanceRe: Why Do Woman On Nairaland Like To Hide Them Self by advanceDNA: 2:45pm On Oct 07, 2025
Sammy101111:
Ladies just drop any comment let feel your presence in this site .
Make I troll you small...


Wait so...the F wey dey beside the moniker na hin go make you feel their presence?
As in?? Is it an electronic presence, spiritual or emotional, or psychological presence...??

Lol..u do realize this is a faceless forum so having F or a female picture in the profile doesn't mean u are reading comment from a female.....

I mean..out of curiosity .... what will reading a comment from a female even add to your life....??

Baba...... Enter nairaland ..catch fun, cruise, troll, drag, do business, irrespective of the gender ......if u spontaneously jam woman ....thats .fine....

But u see this ur desperate approach??..Them go soon knack you correct scam with F moniker ...
RomanceRe: What Is The Scariest Thing You've Experienced While Fornicating? Check Replies by advanceDNA: 7:34am On Oct 07, 2025
ravensckar:
Back then in Ajegunle, I was smashing one lady in the early hours of the day. Hung both her legs on the wall and was hitting the centre real hard.

Suddenly, we both heard on the megaphone; "You adulterers! What if you die right this moment while having sèx? Repent now!".

For a moment, we both paused and contemplated on what to do next because the preaching was so real.

We later brushed it off as continued with our ta ta ta ta ta ta. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Me and Angel Gabriel don erase both your names from the book of life....come and enter heaven let me see cool

EducationRe: No English Word Has A Double Ee Except For "Free And Tree" Prove Me Wrong by advanceDNA: 5:57am On Oct 07, 2025
Morbeta11:
No English Word Has A Double ee Except For "Free And Tree" Prove Me Wrong
U sure say everything dey okay...??
U have Internet yet you making fallacious claims u could have looked up B4 posting
CrimeRe: My Kidnapped Relative Had Been Found Dead In A Shallow Grave by advanceDNA: 12:38pm On Oct 06, 2025
tpain121:
You can’t be serious.

You get time include pictures.

Any post I see with pictures at the end for these nairaland, I Dey doubt am.
Na mods dey do that thing sometimes.... If them wan move your thread go front page ...them fit edit the topic or even add pictures
PoliticsRe: How The European Powers Shared Africa In The 1884-1885 Berlin Conference. by advanceDNA: 9:01am On Oct 05, 2025
Salowise:
No USA big respect to them, normally people think USA were the main slave masters.
Nor deceive yourself ...Americans are migrated europeans( Brits, Irish, etc)..
CrimeRe: Brit Teen Who Faced 20 Years In Dubai Prison Dead by advanceDNA: 1:03pm On Oct 04, 2025
He should have just stayed in Dubai prison... The universe knows how e dey arrange this things......
PoliticsRe: 2027 Threat: Lagos's NURTW Chairman, Sego Speaks After Being Released On Bail by advanceDNA: 12:48pm On Oct 04, 2025
Sheuns:
Civility doesn’t mean foolishness. When push comes to shove, the animalistic nature of every man will suffice.

No one has monopoly of violence, absolutely no one.
Baba...u don't have the level of violence of these political thugs...... The politicians have paid for their soul and conscience....
They k!ll for fun....they can off you just because they can...
When I was a kid..I met a thug called Sugar in ibadan in 2011.......if u have not heard that name before....ask around
This nigg@ off pple for fun.... And this was after he had been given a public office as reward for his thuggery during election.
PoliticsRe: 2027 Threat: Lagos's NURTW Chairman, Sego Speaks After Being Released On Bail by advanceDNA: 12:26pm On Oct 04, 2025
Sheuns:
You don’t speak for Lagos. Louts and hooligans have never decided how people vote in Lagos.

Don’t drag the good people of Lagos into your mess.

There’s no sensible person from the Southwest region or Lagos that supports hooligans like you or those who employed you.
Stay there dey form civilized....you are trying to be civil with a political thug/floor party members ..
...or u think he's normal because he's on social media typing comments
PoliticsRe: 2027 Threat: Lagos's NURTW Chairman, Sego Speaks After Being Released On Bail by advanceDNA: 12:22pm On Oct 04, 2025
Elusive001:
Lagos is no man's land bros. We all have stake in Lagos
Babab....Stop all this no man's land talk....wetin. Una nor fit accept for una land...una dey dish am out to another person
HealthRe: Doctors Remove 29 Spoons, 19 Toothbrushes From Patient’s Stomach by advanceDNA: 2:57pm On Oct 03, 2025
The human body is amazing.....can take on an enormous amount of abuse before calling it quits
PoliticsRe: Amid Rising Killings, Banditry, BAT Says Nigeria Winning War Against Insecurity by advanceDNA: 4:27pm On Oct 02, 2025
Softmirror:
Look at you. You don't even have shame. Go back and check what you posted here.
Lol.....it's funny this statement is coming from you that defend incompetent govt
PoliticsRe: Amid Rising Killings, Banditry, BAT Says Nigeria Winning War Against Insecurity by advanceDNA: 2:09pm On Oct 02, 2025
Softmirror:
Mention these communities.
So now you don't know the areas affected...but if you want to lie about how to buy has lifted 200 million Nigerians put of poverty...u will bring out the statistics

See I will not even touch early this year or last year's attacks.....These are recent 2025 attacks

Oke-Ode, and several other counties In Kwara state, north-central Nigeria, September 2025.. kwara state pple are begging to run from their homes...

Multiple counties in Benue state: abi you did not hear of Benue state ..??
Ukum,
Logo,
Katsina-Ala,
Gwer West,
Gwer East,
Apa,
Agatu

Villages under and bandit control paying zakat in Sokoto state
Bafarawa,
Gebe,
Kamarawa,
Garin Fadama,
Yelwata village
Haruwai
All attacked in btw July and august 2025, leading to displacement and struggles to feed daily

Wagga Mongono village In Madagali County, Adamawa state, where Boko Haram launched a coordinated assault in September 2025,

Madagali Count has been consistently attacked by Boko Haram attacks, yet the FG ddnt increase military presence ..it has become a norm for pple to be killed.......

Maiyanga village In Bokkos local government, Plateau State,

Gwoza village: Attacked by armed men who killed 20 churchgoers and burned down houses

Marte town: Captured by suspected ISWAP militants, with several soldiers abducted


https://www.globalr2p.org/countries/nigeria/

https://truthnigeria.com/2025/10/boko-haram-kills-villager-kidnaps-four-in-new-madagali-raid/

https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/bandits-kill-12-forest-guards-north-central-nigeria-police-say-2025-09-29/

https://ewtn.co.uk/article-56000-killed-in-nigerias-ethnic-and-religious-violence-christians-disproportionately-affected/

https://digitalchew.com/2025/09/30/why-are-so-many-christians-being-killed-in-nigeria/



This is a quick summary....if we add last year's list to it....we won't finish
PoliticsRe: Amid Rising Killings, Banditry, BAT Says Nigeria Winning War Against Insecurity by advanceDNA: 12:49pm On Oct 02, 2025
Softmirror:
When last did you hear southern Kaduna cry? Be sincere!
National bureau of statistics cannot help you guys with doctored figures on this one... Baba this are pple's lives u are just using to lie to play politics....

Many locations are surrending to bandits, paying zakat to them just to be safe while other are being killed daily...yet you are here playing sycophant about pple's lives..... May God or wateva you fear forgive you..

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