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Education › Re: A Group Of Tall Girls Are Called What? by advanceDNA: 2:55pm On Oct 21, 2025
tnerro1:
This is not fair, how can a group of ugly girls be friends, they should allow some fine girls in their midst naw
You are mean grin
Family › Re: Men Actually Do Have A Biological Clock: The Silent Ticker by advanceDNA:
We4all:
Did you understand the article at all? The article says, women's fertility may decline with age, but age does not affect the quality of their eggs. On the other hand, age may not affect men's ability to fertilize an egg, but the quality of their sperm reduces with age. While men have enough quantity of sperm to distribute, it is laden with poor quality. Women on the other hand don't have enough eggs, but theirs is laden with quality. Quality over quantity anytime! What is there not to understand?
See ehn.....the article is one thing, comments here is another......every comment in a thread is not always in response to the main topic article as the page advances .....some are jabs, some are cruise, some are sarcasm, some are in response to another comment...

But hey! Baba your free to add off context commentary at any point as u see fit.....but if u were half as smart as u are trying to present, ..you would have noticed my comment isn't in response to the main article but in response to another comment catching cruise....

Btw...what's the essence of the straws of quality you are clinging to when u can't even produce it at all some point.?? .....at the end of the day quality will decline for both gender as age advances..
...all things being equal, both genders are at their best at much younger age, still men having some advantage than women

grin cool
Family › Re: Men Actually Do Have A Biological Clock: The Silent Ticker by advanceDNA:
DMCA:
kobojunkie will come and tell u how Ned nwoko's sperm made regina daniels a drug addict and how the same sperm contributed to her current mental state cool
Reality has evidence all around them with numerous examples of old men giving birth to kids....and virtually zero women doing same which is often referred to as a miracle when it does happen...

Even their very young ones that don't give birth early start developing fibroids, which contributes to more infertility issues,

But hey!! it's fine ....Let them ignore their obvious issues and keep clinging to straws by looking for weak azz points to level the playing fields nature has clearly rigged against them...

...at the end of the day, .everybody will be fine ....weda u born or u nor born, u marry or u nor marry...... Las las ...We are all food for worm and termites .
Education › Re: On The Origin of Evil by advanceDNA: 7:46pm On Oct 20, 2025
Una too like vawulence for this nairaland grin
Education › Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by advanceDNA: 12:36pm On Oct 20, 2025
TechToyin:
Hello house,
I just need some advice abeg.

I recently got a teaching job this term — I’m in my early 20s and I teach Physics to SS2 students. I gave them an assignment on Gas Laws last week, and while marking, one of the girls wrote “masturbate” as her answer.

I was honestly speechless. I didn’t even know how to react. The school doesn’t allow flogging or any form of physical punishment, so I can’t just “discipline” her the old way.

I’m trying to maintain professionalism, but that answer really shocked me. I don’t know if she was joking, testing me, or if there’s something else behind it.

Should I call her aside to talk? Or report it to the principal or class teacher?
I don’t want to embarrass her, but I also don’t want to ignore it.

Teachers and educationists in the house, please, how would you handle this kind of situation?
Masturbate is not the answer to the assignment naaaaa...just give her zero and face front....
she's paying tuition that the school needs.. ..trust me if push comes to shove.....she's more important than you to school management. They won't do anything at the end of the day....

Her cup will be full when she gets to Uni & the real world when she becomes responsible for her own life..
Politics › Re: 'Free Nnamdi Kanu' Protest 20 October 2025 (Live Updates) by advanceDNA: 11:43am On Oct 20, 2025
oalandAgents2:
Sowore is very unserious, I think the police fired a couple of teargas and Sowore took off running and abandoned the protest. Maybe the sounds of the teargas being fired sounded like gunshots to him and those surrounding him.🤷🏿‍♂️
Its called tear gas for a reason.......u are not supposed to be able to stand it.....e go chook your eyes
Politics › Re: Delta State Man Writes Open Letter To Tinubu Requesting Loan Of 12billion by advanceDNA: 11:37am On Oct 20, 2025
kernniejay:
The President will be reading this letter and be rolling on the floor with laughter.
One of tinubu's many aides will not even let such letter reach the president
Education › Re: Mathematics Remains Compulsory For O’level Students, Says FG by advanceDNA: 11:35am On Oct 20, 2025
mecuries:
Finding X and Y in the real world.
Yeah....the need to find X and Y shows up time and again in the real world....
Career › Re: Nigerian Male Migrant Who Posed As A Female Nurse In UK Avoid Jail In UK by advanceDNA: 11:22am On Oct 20, 2025
Lol......this one na "normal" werey stunt pple without papers been pulling since "1850s" ..But naija too dey cast everything with desperation and stvpidity.......how male go dey use female papers...even light skinned person must not use dark skinned person papers.....

Many immigrants dey run the parole....na asians wey resemble themselves start am, before Africans follow...

Make Dem no vex.... On a normal day...naija na crime scene.....make he go rest small for prison.....
Politics › Re: Victor Peter: Abba Moro's Son & Grandson Dead by advanceDNA:
Amotolongbo:
Is this not the minister of interior who organised that chaotic immigration recruitment leading to stampede and death of many Nigerian youths in 2014?

May the souls of the dead rest in peace
.....omoh u like vawulence oooo. grin

Still....make we just try to dey do good so pple like you no go find any possible way to justify misfortunes .....
Education › Re: Mathematics Remains Compulsory For O’level Students, Says FG by advanceDNA: 10:52am On Oct 20, 2025
mecuries:
Mathematics shouldn't be seen as just a subject, it's a way of life. Every now and then, we are faced with making critical decisions. Being just a little bit sound in math helps with making the right ones.
I was watching a judge decide on a case on youtube a couple of years back and had to quickly calculate the backlog child support of a man whose wife sued him..... And the judge made a small mistake....but the father that wasn't even using calculator picked it immediately and corrected the judge who was now trying to be fvnny that she never liked maths in school and chose a path that they said ddnt require much maths but alas!!! She's still not escaping math as she needs it every day on this job..
Education › Re: Mathematics Remains Compulsory For O’level Students, Says FG by advanceDNA: 10:51am On Oct 20, 2025
coleon:
Has mathematics ever been a compulsory requirement for someone who wants to study history before?
Yes.....the five o-level WASSCE subject requirement for everyone entering university in Nigeria has always included maths and English....then they add 3 others related to the course..

All science student have Maths and English then physics chem biology.....even though many don't need physics later on.....

History has ...Maths and English then History or Civic and , one other Arts subject..... And so on...
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels & Ned Nwoko's Marriage Crashes Over Domestic Violence (Video) by advanceDNA: 5:25pm On Oct 19, 2025
nairamaniac:
I sort of agree with you. But I have seen some very healthy unions that initially had MONEY as the deciding foundational factor.
sir there is no healthy union built on greed. .one person is just using the other for financial gain.....and the relationship probably lasted because money ddnt stop flowing..... But soon it will crash.....if u doubt me ...go and check Okoya....his wife filed for divorce even at her old age...

nairamaniac:
I keep on telling people, "you don't necessarily need to love your spouse inorder to show the best of responsibilities to him/her".
Yes u don't have to start with butterfly in the stomach hollywood love....no relationship actually starts like that....
..but something u something must attract you to someone that makes u smile when u remember them and want to see them again, gets u excited and make u enjoy their company.......not just the thought of him being rich.... That like the most superficial sh!iit ever...
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko Shares Video Of Property Regina Daniels Allegedly Destroyed by advanceDNA: 4:54pm On Oct 19, 2025
Empresa:
I want to believe Regina is the one causing the problem because she wants out.

Money is not love, she entered marriage unprepared.
Wants Out of where??
Be like you nor know say Gas is 2500 naira per kg....
Na hunger go wire her and mama....

The greed and her mama wey pushed her into shrine marriage will never allow her want out..
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko Shares Video Of Property Regina Daniels Allegedly Destroyed by advanceDNA: 4:50pm On Oct 19, 2025
thisisit:
THE SENATE COMMITTEE ON ETHIC SHOULD IMMEDIATELY SUSPEND SENATOR NED NWOKO FOR BEING A WOMAN BEATER ... HE IS A BAD EXAMPLE OF A LEADER
There was video evidence of someone stealing dollars in their àgbàda....yet nothing happened.. it's this one that there is no evidence Ned lay hands on her that u are calling ethics committee....
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels & Ned Nwoko's Marriage Crashes Over Domestic Violence (Video) by advanceDNA: 4:36pm On Oct 19, 2025
MichaelUweh:
Regina is doing all these because Ned Nwoko is planning to marry my aunty.
grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels & Ned Nwoko's Marriage Crashes Over Domestic Violence (Video) by advanceDNA: 1:33pm On Oct 19, 2025
nairamaniac:
Seee, I don't understand you guys.

I don't have money.

But I see nothing wrong I'm money being the factor that attracted a woman to a man

Everyone has his or her own choice of what propelled the relationship.


Although the relationship could later become toxic if both couples dont build on that relationship with more valuable factors, besides money or looks or shape.

So I have no problem with what started it, but I rather have a problem when you don't build on the relationship/marriage with other stuffs.
u think money/financial gain will motivate a woman to marry a man but she will now love him later......lol....that's now how it works I'm 2025.....maybe U have not heard of how pple get married but still be with their ex ....

Na una dey use una hand find trouble.... How can u see nothing wrong in being greedy
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels & Ned Nwoko's Marriage Crashes Over Domestic Violence (Video) by advanceDNA: 1:18pm On Oct 19, 2025
nairamaniac:
Seee, I don't understand you guys.

I don't have money.

But I see nothing wrong I'm money being the factor that attracted a woman to a man

Everyone has his or her own choice of what propelled the relationship.


Although the relationship could later become toxic if both couples dont build on that relationship with more valuable factors, besides money or looks or shape.

So I have no problem with what started it, but I rather have a problem when you don't build on the relationship/marriage with other stuffs.
u think money/financial gain will motivate a woman to date a man but she will now love him later ......lol....

Na una dey use una hand find trouble.... How can u see nothing wrong in being greedy
Celebrities › Re: Why The Rumor About Regina Daniels’ Marriage Breakup Might Actually Be True(pix) by advanceDNA: 12:13pm On Oct 19, 2025
LordIsaac:
Even if he wanted to remarry, he should have looked for who genuinely loves him. There are many young people that like ancestors, money aside. But what do I know!
Love...??....a billionaire looking for love is self deception.........even the average man cannot even get a date without first proving he has extra money to urgent 10k, emergency wig, birthday and for treatment of one sick father in the village
Family › Re: I’m Losing My Mind: Marriage Is Draining Me by advanceDNA:
Don't marry unkind, entitled persons who see whatever you do for them in marriage as just your responsibility and their right to collect .......they are never good team players when the need arises.....

Its easy to notice these things during dating stage......but una nor dey gree hear word
Celebrities › Re: Why The Rumor About Regina Daniels’ Marriage Breakup Might Actually Be True(pix) by advanceDNA: 8:47pm On Oct 18, 2025
Lol......she had better be catching cruise...

Gas na 2400 per Kg ooooo.....Hungry go wire her and her mama....woto woto...
Celebrities › Re: I’m Open To Being Second Wife – Tiwa Savage by advanceDNA: 1:53pm On Oct 18, 2025
Lexusgs430:
If a man climbing this proverbial woman after marriage, seems your major concern.......

What of the men that climbed and spanked this proverbial woman, before you ever meet her...... 😍😂
sir, na una wey dey marry banny wey several men don spank get that problem
Lexusgs430:
So are you saying the size of the man's wallet, is the determining leverage to forgiving a cheat..... 🤣😂
sometimes..especially in this part of the world where properties/ wealth is not split into two during divorce ...
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 1:11pm On Oct 18, 2025
czar2k16:
What manner of sorcery is this?!! 🫤

Career › Re: Nestle Fires Boss, Laurent Freixe After Romantic Relationship With Employee by advanceDNA: 12:17pm On Oct 18, 2025
Hussein035:
If he had 3 wives he will never be moved by another woman to start unnecessary promotions that cost his Job
Lol....never ? Where do y'all get the idea that having multiple wives makes u faithful....

So how did 1 wife turn to 2 then the 3rd....
That's the lies polygamist tells himself...

he was moved after having one wife at home, still moved after having 4 b00bies and two big yænsh all to himself ....but somehow, u think having 3 will suddenly kill his desire for another packaged b00byyy and yænsh...

A polygamist is a sexually indisciplined man, that he will not be moved is falacy.....he will even cheat but only keep a cap on the number of women he officially marry becos of financial reasons
Celebrities › Re: I’m Open To Being Second Wife – Tiwa Savage by advanceDNA: 10:27am On Oct 18, 2025
Lexusgs430:
Oga, I am not o.... Subsequent interviews Tiwa gave, she alluded to the regret she had about leaving her marriage.....

My point still remains, if Tiwa is feeling defeated and considering marrying another woman's husband...... Half that effort and patience, might have fixed marriage......
See...it's not like I don't think pple should forgive their cheating spouse but I don't blame people that choose divorce either whether post divorce turns out well or not....that's why I keep throwing the question at you....can u ever look at your cheating wife the same way.. will u ever be able to have sex with her without think about how another man has spanked her @ss cheeks...

See...Most times cheating spouse don't stop cheating.....and I cannot tell a woman to keep living with a cheat just because street is not favorable to women after one or two children.

And I add this from the many cases my mum has counseled, most woman that stay with a cheating spouse either does so for religious or for economic reasons because they are not financially strong to fly solo....and more than half of the time they are probably cheating too or waiting for a good opportunity to be vindictive in a more sinister way......

Baba...as a man...if I marry and wife catch me cheating.....i would prefer she doesn't forgive me ooo because can never trust her forgiveness..I will never be able to sleep with two eyes closed..... that why I'm always shocked at u pple expecting a woman should stay with you after cheating ....are u Dangote or Ned Nwoko?
Career › Re: Nestle Fires Boss, Laurent Freixe After Romantic Relationship With Employee by advanceDNA:
immortalcrown:
What exactly does this mean?

Does it mean the relationship would have been condemned if the lady was on the executive board?
That type of relationship is described as one with power imbalance and seen as a conflict of interest... Most large corporations have policy against it because it always ends in messy scandal and law suits, with huge settlement when break up or termination of the subordinate eventually happens..

....because even though it just btw two adults agreeing to fvck each other, lawyers have a way of spinning the relationship btw a top executive and a non executive subordinate as nonconsensual because of the power one has that the other does not in that work place...

it has over time been psychological and legally established during law suits that the subordinate may naturally be under duress , threat either of losing her job or something else before agreeing to date the oga
Celebrities › Re: I’m Open To Being Second Wife – Tiwa Savage by advanceDNA: 6:04am On Oct 18, 2025
Lexusgs430:
You seem to forget that both of them, accused themselves of infidelity....... 😉😁

Husband and wife cheats, one cheating should have cancelled another........ 🤣😂
Baba ....u are just deflecting......i dint know where u got your own story from....the parole was all over the news...it was the guy that cheated with a caterer when the marriage was fairly new.....
My point still remains....this same infidelity y'all expect women to roll over for and accept ...most men can't take it.....if u are see a man that forgives a cheating wife ....we fellow men will call him weak, simp or that his wife is bread winner....that becos infidelity hurts like maaddddddddd
Family › Re: Men Actually Do Have A Biological Clock: The Silent Ticker by advanceDNA: 9:12pm On Oct 17, 2025
I just got off the phone with Ned Nwoko and a few other 70 something year old men...
Celebrities › Re: I’m Open To Being Second Wife – Tiwa Savage by advanceDNA: 6:02pm On Oct 17, 2025
Lexusgs430:
Divorce your husband for cheating..... Then you start dating a married man........ 🤣😉😂

Why not forgive your cheating husband and remain his only wife..... 🤣😂
something wey you nor fit take, u dey tell another human being to take am....

If your wife fvck another man.....give yourself this advice

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