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FamilyRe: Which Of These Scares You Most In Modern Day Marriage? by advanceDNA: 3:51pm On Oct 14, 2025
Tailorcaesar:
I don't mind marrying a woman with a thousand body count once she RESPECTS me
Lol.....it baffles me how y'all think w0men that sleep around, with no discipline or respect for their own body will have the discipline to respect you sir....
..it's like expecting someone very poor in math to be excellent in physics..I mean, some things are just naturally interwoven sir and some things just dont gel together


But any ways good luck finding her sir
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by advanceDNA: 11:29am On Oct 14, 2025
luqken:
Hello fellas,

My child is back in Nigeria to finish secondary school, she's going to be out of the UK for more than 180days. I understand ILR eligibility requires 180 days presence out of 365 days, Will my daughter be impacted if I apply for ILR next year for the entire family? She would have been back before the ILR application.
Just curious....Did he or she fvck up??

Our first born just sent his kid to Nigeria too...the 13 year old werey did things my adult mind can't even imagine on a very very wild day...
RomanceRe: How Much Or Where Can I Run A DNA In Ibadan Or Lagos? by advanceDNA: 11:15am On Oct 14, 2025
zoedew:
Your chosen path in life is yours to thread. So long!
Lol...I love this ur statement.....its a swinging pendulum....
Ur chosen path of ignorance because u want to avoid the truth" is also yours to thread.... cool
RomanceRe: How Much Or Where Can I Run A DNA In Ibadan Or Lagos? by advanceDNA: 10:43am On Oct 14, 2025
zoedew:
Discretion is the better part of valour (chest beating might be the language you understand). A wise man does not say all he knows. To know too much is to worry more than is good for you. It is your choice however to continue in your ways! Has it occurred to you that though Jesus knew Judas Iscariot was a thief he said nothing until his cup was full to overflowing. I know Jesus was not a coward!
Lol ....this is funny man...u had to pull the Lord Jesus into this issue to justify choosing ignorance?? Wow!!

Sir....The Lord Jesus was all-knowing......he never chose to remain ignorant. He knew he would be betrayed one way or another ...either by Judas or someone else....and he allowed it for the will of the father..... and he openly let Judas know he wasn't ignorant of his betrayal even before he did it...

So sir, since u are comparing Jesus to a man whose wife may have committed paternity runs
. excuse me sir, which will of the Father are u allowing when u chose ignorance since u claim ignorance is better than knowing ur wife ch£ats and pinned and another man's bab¥ on you .

U can decide to hide covvard!ce under many proverbs ....but the fact remains, choosing ignorance over the truth, because the truth will hurt will always be a covvard's move..

And by the way: ignorance eventually hurts you in the long run....
RomanceRe: How Much Or Where Can I Run A DNA In Ibadan Or Lagos? by advanceDNA: 10:21am On Oct 14, 2025
Diamond098454:
you are talking as if women are cheap , do not use the mistake or attitude of few to condem all women or start seeing all women as a suspect it's not good. After all is attitude of some of this men always push there wives aside
Hahahaha!! ....I never called anyone cheap and ddnt condemn anyone.....y'all just don't like hearing the truth because it hurts...

U tagging these things mistake shows unaccountability which u described earlier as spoiling things for your kind....

.. a mistake is on your way from the market, u hit ur foot on a stone and fall on a strong p£n!s down the road....but If u off paπt, ride p£nis, get pregy then go a step further ti deny the father by pinning child to someone else who doesn't know . ..thats not a mistake ma.

The issue here is that y'all never want to be accountable for ur decisions. ..and that's why you don't want men to check if the child presented to them is theirs.......
See, a woman told her husband she gave birth with...that she never told him the children were his that it his fault for assuming just because they were married and sleeping together ....yet u want to blame us

Like I said a comment ago......when e reach your turn ma, tell your son he should not spoil things for your daughter inlaw.... cool
RomanceRe: How Much Or Where Can I Run A DNA In Ibadan Or Lagos? by advanceDNA: 8:16am On Oct 14, 2025
Diamond098454:
hmmmm how come you know all this place are you a married man or a doctor? Don't spoil things for my fellow woman please
Lol...spoil things?? ..instead of looking for someone else to blame...why don't u tell ur gender to stop burying dead bodies that the leg will always stick out...

see madam.. ..when he reach your turn, tell your own son that it doesn't matter weda his child is his own or not.......that u will enjoy the omugwo weda the baby is for the gateman or your daughter inlaw's Ex boyfriend, or colleague in the office, or the aboki selling biscuit down the road... cool
RomanceRe: How Much Or Where Can I Run A DNA In Ibadan Or Lagos? by advanceDNA: 7:52am On Oct 14, 2025
zoedew:
What you don’t know won’t haunt you!
Lol.......the talk of a coward...

The truth always finds a way to come out ..weda u seek or not....
RomanceRe: How Much Or Where Can I Run A DNA In Ibadan Or Lagos? by advanceDNA: 9:05pm On Oct 13, 2025
LeftAlone:
Please everyone, is there any DNA diagnostic lab in Ibadan or Lagos?
Ibadan preferably and possibly the price.
Synlab at old bodija....hold ur 300k plus if it's private test just to know if ur wife dey run u street......if na embassy requirement ..they will charge up to 500k

Its a bit cheaper at Lynx DNA...Ikeja... Private test is around 200k but may have gone up as tinubu don scatter everywhere with statistics
TravelRe: Help!. Is my brother who just traveled to Sweden trying to use my head? by advanceDNA: 8:38pm On Oct 13, 2025
gabbrri:
You are so wrong students visa doesn't qualify one automatically within 3 months a work permit will be issued before one can work
Lol.....hahahaha. Abeg I nor get time to dey argue ....
Students dont need a separate work permit...

But hey!! wateva version of ur ignorance makes u sleep well at night is totally fine by me
TravelRe: Help!. Is my brother who just traveled to Sweden trying to use my head? by advanceDNA: 8:08pm On Oct 13, 2025
Sanctecosma:
How can you be so sure about this claim?
Last time I checked, the 20hrs per week restriction also applies in sweden
Lol..which last time u check?? Unless they just made the new law like 5 minutes ago....

If u doubt....Google dey work for your phone oooo
TravelRe: Help!. Is my brother who just traveled to Sweden trying to use my head? by advanceDNA: 7:07pm On Oct 13, 2025
Flipmac:
My little brother traveled to study in Sweden for studies. He has been there for over a month and I've been asking him to look for a job to support himself.

However, he told me that students are required to stay a minimum of 3 months before they are eligible for a work permit.

Please I'll like to know if this statement is true?.

Also, how easy is it to get non-skilled jobs in Sweden?.
Don't mind him...his student visa allows him to work when he arrives.....and there is no restriction like UK that says 20hrs per week

He just wants you to keep sending him money until he can find a job whenever...

Still ....that doesn't mean jobs are easy to come by...he may find it difficult getting a job in 3 months seff if he's in sciences programme that's very demanding having lectures, labs, etc
RomanceRe: Nigerian Woman Dumps Handsome Boyfriend Over Constant Begging For Money by advanceDNA: 1:26pm On Oct 13, 2025
Sijo01:
He will go about telling who cares to listen that his girlfriend dumped him because he is broke leaving the fact that he borrow money from her every market days like Nigeria federal government undecided
So she wants to be having sex for free abi?? she should go and sleep with her father cool cool
CelebritiesRe: Man Receives Help Clearing ₦345,000 Loan During Hallelujah Challenge by advanceDNA:
UkoAnnang:
cool

That wasn't a miracle but favour by someone who showed concern.
The dept wasn't wiped out by the miraculous, someone paid it.
Lol.....U have a flawed reasoning of what miracles means....

Its a greater miracle for a stranger to clear ur debt of 350k than to get healed of stage 4 glioblastoma multiforme........
The human nature is innately selfish.....it takes more than a few forces in the universe to make someone that doesn't owe u jack debit themselves to credit you ......assuming it's not a staged parole
Christianity EtcRe: Chatg Shows Logical Proof For Islam, But What Does It Say About Christianity? by advanceDNA:
Shidda:
Would you like me to show how a first-principles thinker would evaluate rival religions at this stage (like Christianity, Hinduism, or atheism) to confirm why Islam alone fits the logical chain?
There is nothing logical about all religions in the first place...faith is needed to believe in a God u cannot see...

Faith is needed to believe an angel appeared to an illiterate in a cave with no witness, memorized and wrote hundreds of pages of a book..

Faith is needed to believe God preserved the book from any corruption which u funnily use to discredit other religions....

Faith is needed to believe ur allah told your prophet to marry a 6 year old....

Again...there is nothing logical about any type of religion....It is only desperation for Superiority that makes you islamist claim your religion is logical while others are not......

And u know why y'all need this superiority ??
Without discrediting the Torah, the prophets and New testament....the Quran has no standing.....
......And I'll tell u why.....See... when u write a book that contains accounts from previous existing books...the only way to claim you did not copy the books before urs and that urs is the original is to further claim the previous books are not correct or they are corrupted...

And that's why your entire "message" as Muslims all around the world is always about claims that the Quran has one author in a cave and that God preserved it from corruption u claim previous book have....two claims u present to discredit another person's faith...

Tell a Muslim to preach the gospel from his Allah....and he won't have anything to say other than to discredit the message of the bible ....
U guys are like a political party that needs to discredit other party to gain validation
CelebritiesRe: Tim Godfrey Says Gospel Artists Deserve To Be Paid For Their Work by advanceDNA: 8:08am On Oct 11, 2025
Northernblood8:
He is an idiot. Jesus never charged anyone to minister
....Jesus wey dey command money from the mouth of fish under lake .... Baba leave that's side.... The guy is not Jesus ooooo.......Man must chop....
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Feared Dead As Boko Haram Hits Borno Military Base by advanceDNA: 7:36pm On Oct 10, 2025
Fg reject the news....
FashionRe: Grace Oyelude: 93 Year Old First Miss Nigeria Spotted In Ilorin by advanceDNA:
Before satan became fashion designer ..... Now na kpata them they wear....

Btw....if it's not allowed for contestant and the likes to enhance their natural abilities while contesting....why are these beauty contestants enhancing their beauty to compete.......all these modern beauty queens suppose compete with no make up and same clothes all through....
Foreign AffairsRe: Best-Performing African Currencies Against US Dollar In 2025 by advanceDNA: 4:57pm On Oct 10, 2025
Fg/APC led govt will soon jump out to reject this report since Nigeria is not on the list... cheesy
CrimeRe: Passenger Arrested For Stealing N290,000 On Ibom Air Flight by advanceDNA: 4:28pm On Oct 10, 2025
Omihanifa:
Imagine paying as high as 150k for a flight ticket, only to board the plane and be stealing people's belongings.
Na opportunistic thief....
The kinda instinct that exist in most pple without really knowing they are capable of it, until the opportunity shows up.......
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello: EFCC Witness Confirms Multiple N10M Withdrawals From Govt Accounts by advanceDNA: 4:20pm On Oct 10, 2025
Ordinary mock trial..... Case that has been decided at their billionaire's club....
CrimeRe: Nigerian Air Force Officer Threatens To Kill, Cut Christian Activist Into Pieces by advanceDNA: 4:15pm On Oct 10, 2025
Goldbw122:
I get your point, but that’s a really sensitive statement. It’s better to separate the actions of extremists from the religion itself. Not every follower supports or behaves like that, so generalizing might not be fair.
they all behave like that......it's the location they find themselves that make them comport a bit ....and some can't even hide it......
..make no mistake, all real Muslims hold the belief that that Christians are infidels and are allowed to be killed ....

U think this soldier just came online to talk...he's only saying what they all collectively discuss in their group.......

Any Muslim that doesn't think that way has not received the full teaching of Islam and the Hadith.....u can take that to the bank...
CrimeRe: Nigerian Air Force Officer Threatens To Kill, Cut Christian Activist Into Pieces by advanceDNA: 3:53pm On Oct 10, 2025
kelechiodo:
Killing someone in defense of your God has never benefited anyone or any society.
thats not how Muslims thinks
Ddnt u read where he said the christian's blood is permissible for him to take...??

a religion that teaches their followers to murder people of other faith....so it benefits their Allah and prophet who started all these killings of anyone he tags infidels
CrimeRe: Nigerian Air Force Officer Threatens To Kill, Cut Christian Activist Into Pieces by advanceDNA: 3:42pm On Oct 10, 2025
Mattswaggz:
He should be investigated...he might be one of those giving Intel's to terrorists and compromising the efforts of the armed forces.
He's definitely one of them.....
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by advanceDNA: 10:26am On Oct 10, 2025
justwise:
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You reached out to her first? Well.. i don't think she needs your financial help, she is trying to attack before you do and it worked
Hahahaha

PoliticsRe: Lagos Ex Governor's Benefits: 6 Cars, 2 Houses (1 Each In Lagos & Fct) Etc by advanceDNA:
ednut1:
Ambode does not qualify for the pensions as he did only one term
If not for corruption...Why will eight years in govt service qualify them for this type of wicked payment.....people that are no longer of benefit to state...
..... they are government workers like every other Goverment worker that are pensionable after 35 years ..none of them should receive any pension for spending 8 years in office...
RomanceRe: Meet cute Cameroonian best drumer by advanceDNA: 4:42pm On Oct 09, 2025
Na filter
Foreign AffairsRe: 92-Year-Old Cameroon President, Paul Biya Doing Non Appearance Campaign by advanceDNA: 4:39pm On Oct 09, 2025
commoditiesnig:
Wetin oga Paul still dey find for president @ 92yrs.. this is most unfortunate!

Its such a shame, cos some of my good friends (from overseas) are from Cameroonians.
Wetin u mean by "are from Cameroonians" ??
Guy...Please stop that rough play now now
Foreign AffairsRe: 92-Year-Old Cameroon President, Paul Biya Doing Non Appearance Campaign by advanceDNA: 4:36pm On Oct 09, 2025
Validated:
Cameron needs to be recolonized by Nigeria to let the people get sense.
You are just a very wicked somebody grin

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 4:24pm On Oct 09, 2025
VicThory:
I have a similar shoe like this that looked worn out and is sold at the same price range bro.
This is Nigeria where the market for decent okrika, akubè, bend down select thrives ...and that's because many Nigerians can't afford brand new designers or turkey made shoes and clothes ....

Anything is possible though, but I doubt anyone that can afford 50k for a shoe will buy a worn out type when he can get something eat better...

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