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Romance › Re: This Picture Clearly Define Brotherhood by advanceDNA: 7:45pm On Oct 07, 2025
Feldie:
Were they supposed to get up for her because she's a woman?
I mean she's not old or heavily pregnant.... So I don't know what the Op is even implying....
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Woman On Nairaland Like To Hide Them Self by advanceDNA: 2:45pm On Oct 07, 2025
Sammy101111:
Ladies just drop any comment let feel your presence in this site .
Make I troll you small...


Wait so...the F wey dey beside the moniker na hin go make you feel their presence?
As in?? Is it an electronic presence, spiritual or emotional, or psychological presence...??

Lol..u do realize this is a faceless forum so having F or a female picture in the profile doesn't mean u are reading comment from a female.....

I mean..out of curiosity .... what will reading a comment from a female even add to your life....??

Baba...... Enter nairaland ..catch fun, cruise, troll, drag, do business, irrespective of the gender ......if u spontaneously jam woman ....thats .fine....

But u see this ur desperate approach??..Them go soon knack you correct scam with F moniker ...
Romance › Re: What Is The Scariest Thing You've Experienced While Fornicating? Check Replies by advanceDNA: 7:34am On Oct 07, 2025
ravensckar:
Back then in Ajegunle, I was smashing one lady in the early hours of the day. Hung both her legs on the wall and was hitting the centre real hard.

Suddenly, we both heard on the megaphone; "You adulterers! What if you die right this moment while having sèx? Repent now!".

For a moment, we both paused and contemplated on what to do next because the preaching was so real.

We later brushed it off as continued with our ta ta ta ta ta ta. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Me and Angel Gabriel don erase both your names from the book of life....come and enter heaven let me see cool

Education › Re: No English Word Has A Double Ee Except For "Free And Tree" Prove Me Wrong by advanceDNA: 5:57am On Oct 07, 2025
Morbeta11:
No English Word Has A Double ee Except For "Free And Tree" Prove Me Wrong
U sure say everything dey okay...??
U have Internet yet you making fallacious claims u could have looked up B4 posting
Crime › Re: My Kidnapped Relative Had Been Found Dead In A Shallow Grave by advanceDNA: 12:38pm On Oct 06, 2025
tpain121:
You can’t be serious.

You get time include pictures.

Any post I see with pictures at the end for these nairaland, I Dey doubt am.
Na mods dey do that thing sometimes.... If them wan move your thread go front page ...them fit edit the topic or even add pictures
Politics › Re: How The European Powers Shared Africa In The 1884-1885 Berlin Conference. by advanceDNA: 9:01am On Oct 05, 2025
Salowise:
No USA big respect to them, normally people think USA were the main slave masters.
Nor deceive yourself ...Americans are migrated europeans( Brits, Irish, etc)..
Crime › Re: Brit Teen Who Faced 20 Years In Dubai Prison Dead by advanceDNA: 1:03pm On Oct 04, 2025
He should have just stayed in Dubai prison... The universe knows how e dey arrange this things......
Politics › Re: 2027 Threat: Lagos's NURTW Chairman, Sego Speaks After Being Released On Bail by advanceDNA: 12:48pm On Oct 04, 2025
Sheuns:
Civility doesn’t mean foolishness. When push comes to shove, the animalistic nature of every man will suffice.

No one has monopoly of violence, absolutely no one.
Baba...u don't have the level of violence of these political thugs...... The politicians have paid for their soul and conscience....
They k!ll for fun....they can off you just because they can...
When I was a kid..I met a thug called Sugar in ibadan in 2011.......if u have not heard that name before....ask around
This nigg@ off pple for fun.... And this was after he had been given a public office as reward for his thuggery during election.
Politics › Re: 2027 Threat: Lagos's NURTW Chairman, Sego Speaks After Being Released On Bail by advanceDNA: 12:26pm On Oct 04, 2025
Sheuns:
You don’t speak for Lagos. Louts and hooligans have never decided how people vote in Lagos.

Don’t drag the good people of Lagos into your mess.

There’s no sensible person from the Southwest region or Lagos that supports hooligans like you or those who employed you.
Stay there dey form civilized....you are trying to be civil with a political thug/floor party members ..
...or u think he's normal because he's on social media typing comments
Politics › Re: 2027 Threat: Lagos's NURTW Chairman, Sego Speaks After Being Released On Bail by advanceDNA: 12:22pm On Oct 04, 2025
Elusive001:
Lagos is no man's land bros. We all have stake in Lagos
Babab....Stop all this no man's land talk....wetin. Una nor fit accept for una land...una dey dish am out to another person
Health › Re: Doctors Remove 29 Spoons, 19 Toothbrushes From Patient’s Stomach by advanceDNA: 2:57pm On Oct 03, 2025
The human body is amazing.....can take on an enormous amount of abuse before calling it quits
Politics › Re: Amid Rising Killings, Banditry, BAT Says Nigeria Winning War Against Insecurity by advanceDNA: 4:27pm On Oct 02, 2025
Softmirror:
Look at you. You don't even have shame. Go back and check what you posted here.
Lol.....it's funny this statement is coming from you that defend incompetent govt
Politics › Re: Amid Rising Killings, Banditry, BAT Says Nigeria Winning War Against Insecurity by advanceDNA: 2:09pm On Oct 02, 2025
Softmirror:
Mention these communities.
So now you don't know the areas affected...but if you want to lie about how to buy has lifted 200 million Nigerians put of poverty...u will bring out the statistics

See I will not even touch early this year or last year's attacks.....These are recent 2025 attacks

Oke-Ode, and several other counties In Kwara state, north-central Nigeria, September 2025.. kwara state pple are begging to run from their homes...

Multiple counties in Benue state: abi you did not hear of Benue state ..??
Ukum,
Logo,
Katsina-Ala,
Gwer West,
Gwer East,
Apa,
Agatu

Villages under and bandit control paying zakat in Sokoto state
Bafarawa,
Gebe,
Kamarawa,
Garin Fadama,
Yelwata village
Haruwai
All attacked in btw July and august 2025, leading to displacement and struggles to feed daily

Wagga Mongono village In Madagali County, Adamawa state, where Boko Haram launched a coordinated assault in September 2025,

Madagali Count has been consistently attacked by Boko Haram attacks, yet the FG ddnt increase military presence ..it has become a norm for pple to be killed.......

Maiyanga village In Bokkos local government, Plateau State,

Gwoza village: Attacked by armed men who killed 20 churchgoers and burned down houses

Marte town: Captured by suspected ISWAP militants, with several soldiers abducted


https://www.globalr2p.org/countries/nigeria/

https://truthnigeria.com/2025/10/boko-haram-kills-villager-kidnaps-four-in-new-madagali-raid/

https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/bandits-kill-12-forest-guards-north-central-nigeria-police-say-2025-09-29/

https://ewtn.co.uk/article-56000-killed-in-nigerias-ethnic-and-religious-violence-christians-disproportionately-affected/

https://digitalchew.com/2025/09/30/why-are-so-many-christians-being-killed-in-nigeria/



This is a quick summary....if we add last year's list to it....we won't finish
Politics › Re: Amid Rising Killings, Banditry, BAT Says Nigeria Winning War Against Insecurity by advanceDNA: 12:49pm On Oct 02, 2025
Softmirror:
When last did you hear southern Kaduna cry? Be sincere!
National bureau of statistics cannot help you guys with doctored figures on this one... Baba this are pple's lives u are just using to lie to play politics....

Many locations are surrending to bandits, paying zakat to them just to be safe while other are being killed daily...yet you are here playing sycophant about pple's lives..... May God or wateva you fear forgive you..
Investment › Re: Is 3% A Fair Deal Please (photo) by advanceDNA: 8:54am On Oct 02, 2025
TeamLeader:
Good day business minded people and happy independence.

Please I got this loan offer from a bank and the interest rate is 3% monthly of the principal amount of 300,000 to be repaid in 12 months.

I'll be paying 30k per month for 12months

Is this a fair deal to take or my calculation is wrong?

Help me please. Thank you
Paying 30k per month means you are paying 10% of the principal amount monthly and not 3 % as u claimed

30,000 X 12 = 360,000....so, at the end of the lending tenure (12 months) you would have paid 20% !nterest on the 300,000 u borrowed

If all u are paying is the 30k for 12 months, Its honestly not a bad deal considering it's a long term l0an...
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria At 65 Is ‘Older Than My Husband’ - Regina Daniels by advanceDNA: 8:36am On Oct 02, 2025
malaria:
She is looking so old, older than her age by far. Imagine what will happen if she is in a place she is not comfortable.
..its like u pple think this girl is still 18 years old

How do want a 25 year old wey don born two kids to look like??
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria At 65 Is ‘Older Than My Husband’ - Regina Daniels by advanceDNA: 8:32am On Oct 02, 2025
adecz:
If no be money, wetin go make this
small geh go near this agbalagbahuh😏
Poverty and greed is a bad combination....

But hey it's a win-win situation........baba wants trophy wife, Babe and gr££dy family members wants soft life.....
Politics › Re: Amid Rising Killings, Banditry, BAT Says Nigeria Winning War Against Insecurity by advanceDNA: 7:45pm On Oct 01, 2025
Baba doesn't have have statistics to lie with on this one so he's just declaring what is not since Nigerians cannot ask him for proof of his claims
Crime › Re: Two Enugu Teenagers Were Paid N50,000 To Kidnap A Baby by advanceDNA: 1:09pm On Oct 01, 2025
twilliamx:
I won't mention names but I will give you a clue.....the land of the setting sun
Hope u know the issue happened in the east but the sun sets in the west...
Family › Re: Nigerian Woman Overjoyed As Longtime Partner Marries Her After 13 Years Together by advanceDNA: 8:23am On Oct 01, 2025
Zooposki:
Im just happy she is not my friend. If not, na series of thunderous slaps she for chop for my hand to reset her dull brain. Just imagine, after 13 years? You no ask him why him wait 13yrs?
Christiano Ronaldo and Georgina are still dating for nearly 9 years....but hey money is involved so no need for reset slap bah??
Family › Re: Nigerian Woman Overjoyed As Longtime Partner Marries Her After 13 Years Together by advanceDNA: 8:20am On Oct 01, 2025
"I have given him two children.?? " ...

Lol ..statement Sounds like the man cannot bear children and you did a huge favour by giving him your own to at least cover his shame
Politics › Re: PDP Must Expel Wike Now Or Risk Golgotha -silas Ashilolo by advanceDNA: 8:08am On Oct 01, 2025
RevenuesBoost:
As a party, we must remember that discipline is not negotiable. Loyalty is not optional.
And money to run election campaign and bribe voters is more important........they need rivers money, so they are stuck with Wike
Politics › Re: FG Secures ₦250 Billion For Light Rail Projects In Kaduna, Kano by advanceDNA: 8:19pm On Sep 29, 2025
This is supposed to be a project that should generate the income to pay back the loan......

...but as usual.....inflated cost of project plus mismanagement during operational phase will make the installation cost the burden of another administration to bear.....
Romance › Re: Is It Right To Apologize To Your Wife When She Cheats On You? by advanceDNA: 3:38am On Sep 29, 2025
Tenrack:
Yes. Please invite her family over. Go to the market and purchase those items you used for marriage introduction. Kneel down like your life depends on it and prostrate afterwards. Apologize to her and tell her you can't do without her. Please try to appear very very sorry. Don't worry everything would be fine.
@ isyourboy, I am not totally sure if you are cathing cruise or serious....so since you don't sound very sharp, I just wanted to point out that the bolded above is not an advice.....its ridiculous sarcasm on beast mode
Politics › Re: Why Do We Need Kings In Nigeria When We Have Presidents And Governors? by advanceDNA: 3:50pm On Sep 28, 2025
nnadychuks:
Good afternoon
Quick Honest question;
I feel coming here to ask this question would give me better answers than searching on google.

What’s the purpose of having a traditional ruler, like a king in a local government or in a state, when we already have governors presiding over that state?
They are needed during election to manipulate their subjects....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Hacks Every Phone In Gaza To Beam Netanyahu UN Speech by advanceDNA: 10:21am On Sep 27, 2025
owobokiri:
If you really think that Isreal was taken unawares, you are joking. They had the army in thousands near Hamas territories, they had their informants all over Gaza and the West Bank, they basically control communications in those two areas too.

The socalled "Hamas attack" might have been a MOSSAD job to instigate worldwide anti Hamas/Palestinian sentiments, as a prelude to using the Isreali military to "wash off" any Palestinian presence in Gaza and the West Bank. The Isreali dead being "collaterals"...
First you claim Israel staged the attack

Then U also claim if they were truly attacked by Hamas, Israel already knew Hamas wanted to attack them ...does that change the fact that
they were attacked


if Israel had acted on a potential Hamas threat before it happened the way US blew Iran's Nukes...y'all will still call them evil... You are just bias...
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Sanku Died In Loaned Car, Owed Dealer ₦13 Million - Guarantor Says by advanceDNA: 3:25pm On Sep 24, 2025
Love800:
Can you brief me about insurance?
Just briefly.
Baba….But u know u can use google right?
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Sanku Died In Loaned Car, Owed Dealer ₦13 Million - Guarantor Says by advanceDNA: 2:12pm On Sep 24, 2025
Charlie2020:
Please don't be annoyed or feel offended. Just eager to learn. Is it 'Towing' or 'Toeing' ?
Well done… Dey use politeness insult the guy.. grin
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Sanku Died In Loaned Car, Owed Dealer ₦13 Million - Guarantor Says by advanceDNA: 1:59pm On Sep 24, 2025
muyico:
oh
no car issurance?? with such huge amount?
death must cover it,,dealer?? accept ur fate
U Dey talk insurance, u Dey mention the average Nigerian?? Be like u Dey play?
Third party insurance seff, na fake most pple Dey buy
Romance › Re: Do This When A Runaway Father Suddenly Reappear To Claim A Child He Abandoned.. by advanceDNA: 1:49pm On Sep 24, 2025
giftson102:
Please read the write up again and this time try to understand what was said.
Put sentiments and put the facts on ground.
THE WRITEUP SAID" ABANDONED.... Suddenly Reappear to claim CUSTODY" of a child the woman had laboured all her life to raise ...

She isn't denying him access but "CUSTODY "
PLEASE READ THE LINES CAREFULLY..

……
U are a comedian…trying to twist what u said…
All ur write up was about money, money, money, I only told u it doesn’t work that way in court…. No judge will give u 50 or 100 millions because u catered for ur own child when the father left…
u talked about claiming damages… nothing like damages in this context…… u don’t know what u are saying… u are just throwing around legal terms
Romance › Re: Do This When A Runaway Father Suddenly Reappear To Claim A Child He Abandoned.. by advanceDNA: 9:59am On Sep 24, 2025
Lol…. U dont even know what you are saying…. You are just throwing legal terms all over the place….

Birthing a child doesn’t make u automatic sole custodian to now use the child as leverage for extortion…... only the courts can award you such title so u technically have no right to deny the father …
Of course u can do wateva a u like because u are angry…..but u are the one in the wrong for deciding a father can’t have access to the child unless they pay you millions..
.… while the courts can sympathize with the mother for taking care of the child alone…. The child is not a bargaining chip in court …..no competent court judge will award u 50-100 millions for caring for you own child, so that u can now allow him see his child….. grin grin..

And please ….stop throwing around the term “damages” in this context…. damages is the monetary compensation awarded to a party who has sustained a monetary value loss or injury due to the illegal action or breach of business contract by another party……. Caring for ur own child isn’t injury or loss… even if y’all are married….

A mother can only sue for child support……...in Nigeria the Absentee father will only be placed on school fees payment and child support which is dependent on income and also has a maximum limit…


Anyway good luck….u might find rich men like davido to demand 100million from…… oh I forgot..davido is a perfect example……

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