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I remember when I read this book in early 90s. (Lord, I'm old!)
Many people were and are still fooled by it.
Nigerians will believe anything.
I am sure that if I give a testimony about how sweet baby Jizz-Us delivered me from the powers of Satan, many of you here will believe me. Gullible fools!

The white man really had us where he wanted us. They worry and solve their problems while we pray to their imaginary fairies.

Too much time and lazyness is naija problem.

Ubenedictus: care to xplain what relate that passage and gay? Besides wu is jizz-Us?

Jizz-Us was Jewish rabbi conceived through the rape of a jewish virgin bride by an occupying roman soldier. This happened sometimes around 5BC. He was adopted by her mother's husband and learnt carpentry. But failing to get a good jewish girl to love him, being a roman pauper bastard, he went into isolation, studied magic and illusions, and learnt priesthood. He later became a rabbi and used his position to seduce men. Men left their wives and families to be with him. 12 became very close to him and he even had a favourite. He was know to have sudden burst of anger and was prone to violence. He once went on a rampage destroying goods and merchandise of law abiding traders. He was also a favourite with women of easy virtue, and although he ended up with one of them, he didn't marry her because he was so gay. But the worst thing was that he was a very annoying individual that says things without thinking. His mouth eventually got him into trouble and he was nailed on a piece of wood.

To all these foolish people supporting the kidnappers, I say a collective FVCK YOU!

How can people driving audi cars be poor?

DevotedOne: In The Name of The Only God. Salaam/Peace. Odd thing is that in Islam Muslims give 2.5% of their income to charities, etcetera. Salaam/Peace. DevotedOne

Whatever makes you feel good. And I also give 25% of my sperm to sad single women.

okeyxyz: Tell me how lcd works and I'll give you an answer.

If it's in the bible, you should already know how it works.

Reyginus: Advocate what happened to our thread?

You got spanked was what happened.

One thing we can verify.
We need to be able to verify this.

Uyi Iredia: Ode ! have you seen Christians praying for amputees in the many healing crusades that occur. Do you even know if these amputee Christians pray for their healing ? Show me one example as proof.

Because christians do selective prayers.
Their prayers usually goes like this: "please god of jacob, isaac, blah, blah, make this panadol cure my headache. Stretch out your hand and guide this medicine to the source of pain so that I will be cured and magnify your glorious name."

aurenflani: Yet your grandparents were discovered without clothes on them just yesterday. Shameless iidiot.

What does that tell you about god?

Uyi Iredia: Keep on deceiving yourself.

How?

Christians and other godly people. Please tell me one verifiable thing that god can do. Just one. Only one.

op, are you still reading up on lcd?

Uyi Iredia: People are talking monkey dey chook mouth.

great christian. Jizz-Us must be happy with your language.

striktlymi: Good day,

I saw your post and really wasn't happy with the thought that your parents might want to decide who you can or cannot marry. But your post in the most recent thread you created suggests that this might not be true afterall. The post:



Suggests that you and this guy have been having issues with the relationship and the decision to give up on the guy was entirely yours. So, I really do not see the basis in creating this thread. Or are u suggesting that you have another guy apart from the one you spoke about in the above post who u are also considering for marriage?

She could be talking of another guy.

Stalwert: ^
wonderful display of atheist values!

Satanist values. We give according to demand.

Mother theresa, god worshipper died.
Little sinless children die
Pope john paul, died.
You are dying.
god has nothing to do with death. we will all die. so fvkc your god.

owokaz: Any comment or abuse is allowed.

You are a useless brainwashed nincompoop that should scuttle back to the quarantined rat hole called islam for mozlems.
I would post a photo of the food I am eating right now but a description will suffice. It is a menu of pancetta salad, tender pork and lardons and a bottle of Heineken. Take that!

Anybody that is foolish enough to go to church, is foolish enough to give tithes.

NigeriaKitchen: Does it mean that Nigerians use religion and Godly professions to belie their evil ways and to deceive people pls?

Yes.

Ola, your posts are making me go colour blind.

If you are letting your parents decide your matrimonial life, then you are not yet ready to get married. Wait till you are able to make your own decisions.

God2man: Hear this: A sister accepted Christ and later backslided, because leaders of the church she was attending engaged in a fight. So, she thought that if leaders in the church can be fighting, then of what use is her new life in Christ. She went back to sin and started to commit fornication. During an affair with her boyfriend, she got pregnant. The pregnancy led her to the hospital for an abortion. She died after the abortion. Immediately she died, she saw her spirit coming out of her physical body, moving out of the hospital. A force carried her to a very wide road that was full of people rushing to the Hot place, Hell. While on that road, a voice commanded her to stop. There was a screen before her showing all the things she had done while on earth, including the time she was commiting fornication. God was merciful to her; she was sent back to earth.

So god is now into pporn eh? Was the screen crt, plasma, led or lcd?

Uyi Iredia: Making clothes is not science. At best it's a rudimentary form of technology.

When you define science, you will see that sewing leaves together to make clothes is highly scientific albeit rudimentary.

okeyxyz: Ants don't have leaders or hierarchy, they have roles(division of labour). Leadership or hierarchy means there's a fight for dominance resulting in the winner dominating over the rest of the group. This relationship is illustrated in mammals, birds, reptiles, etc. There's no competition for influence amongst colony ants. The queen, soldiers and workers are all reared from birth to perform theses roles, So it is a misnomer that we humans describe the breeder as a queen, as this is us simply anthropomorphizing them. The "queen" is more of a treasure\resource, not a ruler(alpha).

You can twist the bible all you want but you can't twist verifiable science especially to enlightened people like me. Ants do have leaders and hierarchy. They have commanders, overseers and rulers contrary to your bible. A quick internet search about the organisation of ants will show you.

My very existence is a mockery of god. And he can't do nada.

mkmyers45: But the ant does have leaders and commanders....isn't the Bible mistaken here?

good point.

onila: i get pulled down easily,

I like easily pulled down babes. You should be around people like me.
Try Satan and experience a life change.

LCD screens.

Ayomivic: your master is evil.Every things that surrounded your master are evils.Adultery ,forniction,killing, gay,lesbiansm, raping, robbery,incest, etc are all evil and can be found in your master and his servants deed but all these my God and my master (Jesus) forbid.

Do you have any proof or are just making things up?

Mind you, from the only book written by your god, we can see that he, your god, admitted and is guilty of ALL the "evils" you mentioned above.

Interplanetary gravitational pull.