₦airaland Forum

SIMPLYkush:
its true
but u are the biggest fool mr john
no wife, nothing nothing

you are very SICK. So it's now a crime if one doesn't have suitor?

chyy5:
Useless Nigerians. God will p.unish all of u. This is how u go about defining marriage as if woman's life and destiny is tied in marriage. Instead of u all to mind your fvcking business and channel that strength in reviving ur dilapidated sh!thole country. Hopeless social media rats that sees women above 30 as if they have committed one abominable offence.
That was how you used your 10mb data, posting u.seless marriage above 30 this and that, cajoled my cousin, an independent lady and a breadwinner in her family to marry a monster.
Her offence is because she's 34, has a very good job and very wealthy.
Everyone on her Facebook will always ask, when are we having ur drink?
She got tired of such questions and have to settle for a sheep in wolf clothing simply because she just wanted to leave the house. Someone she just met.
The monster killed her barely a year into the marriage.
The same hopeless Nigerians went to her facebook wall to type pretentious messages claiming they are pained. Hypocrites!
Leave women alone. When they want to marry they will. Is it ur marriage? Does it concern u?
As for the ladies that will type same rubbish against their fellow ladies, I have nothing for u.
Just because you used pregnancy to trap a guy doesn't make u a wife. Most gals live with men claiming I am married. You are not married. Go home to your parents and stop forming married woman. I served in Akwaibom state, then I have d biggest mouka foam, rented selfcon, fridge was there, plasma, a.c and most Akwaibom and calabar gals I bleep then were doing everything to tie my destiny. In their mind they have seen a guy that's ready despite I'm receiving 19800. Some of them stylishly refused protection so as to get preg and that's how marriage will start.
No bride price, no introduction.
That's the same gals that will come online with their borrowed phone to talk ill of independent gals.
Igbo gals doesn't marry that way. They marry legally.
Society should stop talking trash concerning women and marriage.
As for the ladies above thirty, is not a crime. My sister works with KPMG, she's 34 now and very fine. Not that men aren't coming but you know what u want. Marriage is a lifetime stuff and not a vacation.
There are other successful ladies above thirty and they are doing great.
God will give u all the best husband.
Cheers!

I love this idea

LifeDrama:
Below, are some of the pictures from the accident scene.. Sorry, but we had to cover some of the gory scenes with our logos.

http://mandynews.com/2018/02/09/ebony-reigns-lifeless-body-after-the-tragic-accident/

just imagine, see what she wore

PrettyCrystal:
This is very sad. A man simply identified as Zubaida Nuhu, has been found dead at Tamburawa river in a suspected case of suicide in Kano state. The postgraduate student of the Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), Zaria, who was running a Masters programme at the Department of Water Resources Engineering and was about to start work in the same department as a graduate assistant, was found dead on Saturday.

A sand excavator, Ibrahim Musa, said the deceased arrived Tamburawa and asked for “the deepest part of the river.”

That was the last time anyone saw her alive.

Her step-father, Tajuddeen Alhaji, said Ms. Nuhu left home on Saturday to withdraw money for a journey to Zaria.

“On that fateful Saturday around 11.00 a.m she told her mother she wanted go to withdraw money from ATM. Few minutes later, she sent her phone and purse to her mother.

“Her mother called me around 4.00 p.m that Zubaida left home to withdraw money since 11.00 a.m but hasn’t comeback. Immediately I notified police and local radio stations,” he said.

Mr. Tajuddeen said later in the evening, he received a call notifying him of the discovery of a corpse of a female at Tamburawa river along Zaria road, Kano. When we checked, we found it was Zubaida’s corpse,” he said.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/corpse-lady-recovered-river-kano-case-suspected-suicide-photos.html

abeg is the dead person a man or woman? I'm not understanding

Truth234:
The Nigerian Ports Authority on Tuesday declared a total revenue of N299.56bn for the 2017 fiscal year.

The 2017 revenue exceeded the previous year’s N162.20bn by 84.65 per cent and was the highest generated by the agency in the past five years, according to a statement by the General Manager, Corporate and Strategic Communications, NPA, Mr. Abdullahi Goje.

The statement gave a breakdown of the revenue generation in the past five years, with the NPA making the sum of N154.50bn in 2013. This increased to N159.30bn and N180.50bn in 2014 and 2015, respectively. The agency’s revenue, however, dropped to N162.20bn in 2016.

It noted that the 2017 figure was made up of revenues from traffic, harbours, administrative and other sources in the sums of N136.04bn, N66.80bn, N86.06bn and N10.75bn, respectively.

Earlier, Usman had expressed concerns about the condition of the port access roads and its impact on revenue generation for government, adding that more revenue would have been generated if the roads were not so bad.

http://investorsking.com/npa-declares-n300bn-revenue-2017/

let them use it properly

akeentech:
It depends on how many pages nd hw complex it is thanks

really? Like three pages

akeentech:
WHERE ARE THOSE FEMINISTS WHEN WE NEED THEM...




CONTACT ME FOR YOUR WEB DESIGN ND BLOG SETUP (2K)

how much do you design NGO website?

taylor88:
Check this man closely







U go know say this man na native doctor





Check it closely

Rubbish, because he is wearing hands bead

Threebear:
Isn't he too old to be still be playing such roles.
Nollywood and wrong casting are like tea and bread.
In Hollywood, Ramsey Noah's age mates are already playing father roles and the bald headed man is here romancing a girl young enough to be his daughter.

inferiority complex

kentzz:
All the names belong to an individual. Since its not more than one person. You're singular. So your name is so so and so

I don't agree with this

toye440:
Dont mind d OP he actually lifted this online only to paste it here. Some ppl would just absorb everything here hook line and sinker, even add d fisherman and boat. Pls b wise dont just absorb anything u see online not even wikipedia.
If u want to learn english both written and spoken pls get urself G-MART.

A GMAT

kentzz:
You're very wrong.

can you explain this? Why is it that if one wants to fill out a form, they will ask the fellow to write first name, last name, and middle name?

gafarolabisi2:
OK what do one say if u intentionally left your phone at home and when you actually forget to take it with u?

I intentionally left it at home

johnaruson:
Teacher is wrong: she was delivered From a baby boy. not delivered Of. but from.

Oga you are the wrong one

hezy4real01:
English na borrow language abegi make I nak my ibile

this are what Olodo people always say

cinoedhunter:
forgot my phone at home❌
I left my phone at home✅


These are two different statements. There's a difference when u forgot sth and deliberately left sth. So this is wrong

it should be I mistakenly left my phone at home!

Olamercy884:
You're taking it personal ❌
You're taking it personally ✅
He is matured❌
He is mature ✅
He has matured ✅
The reason is Because ❌
The reason is that ✅
My stuffs❌
My stuff✅
Night vigil❌
Vigil✅
Traveling bag❌
Travel Bag✅
As at when due❌
As and when due✅
Be rest assured❌
Rest assured✅
I'm hearing you❌
I can hear you✅
My names are❌
My name is✅
All manners of❌
All manner of✅
She delivered a baby boy❌
She was delivered of a baby boy✅
Lacking behind❌
Lagging behind✅
Crack your brain❌
Rack your brain✅
Return it back❌
Return it✅
Nigeria comprises of 36 states❌
Nigeria comprises 36 states✅
Nigeria is comprised of 36 states✅
Wake keeping❌
Wake keep❌
Wake✅
Exercise patience❌
Be patient✅
Barbing saloon❌
Barber shop✅
I forgot my phone at home❌
I left my phone at home✅
Borrow me your pen❌
Lend me your pen✅
May I borrow your pen✅
More grease to your elbow❌
More power to your elbow✅
Funny enough, I've never liked him❌
Funnily enough, I've never liked him✅
My body is scratching me❌
My body itches✅
Letterhead paper❌
Letterhead✅
I'm not your mate❌
We're not mates✅
You're mannerless❌
You're ill-mannered✅
Horn at the car in front❌
Honk at the car in front✅
Happy birthday in arrears❌
Happy belated birthday❌
Belated happy birthday✅
I will sleep at 10pm❌
I will go to bed at 10pm✅
Just when I thought I have seen it all❌
Just when I thought I had seen it all✅
First come, First serve❌
First come, First served✅
Please dash me❌
Please hand it on to me✅
Please give me✅
I have a running nose❌
I have a runny nose✅
I have a running stomach❌
I have a runny stomach✅
I have an upset stomach✅
Working Experience❌
Work Experience✅

With due respect. My names are is correct

Allikola:
Hmmm, First Woman to place order for Aremo Formula.
Says 'she can't cheat on her husband' hence she can go
along way to make him perform his OBLIGATORY
homework.
I implore women to carry their husband along before
placing order. Very important.

how much is the Aremo mixer?

blues343:
The Bird Too Big Now. She For Pay for Separate Flight Ticket for am..

it's like you didn't read the story

Amagite2:
Big Brother Naija housemate, Nina has once again reacted to her kissing Miracle in the shower two days ago.

During her Diary session with Biggie today, Nina says she feels bad, and she knows her boyfriend will be watching and he would be feeling bad about her affair with Miracle.

She then publicly apologized to her boyfriend, begging him not to be mad and know it's just a game.

“I know my boyfriend will feel bad, I know he’s feeling bad at the moment. I’m begging him not to feel bad about everything happening here. I’m sorry, I’m trying to control it. My boyfriend might even be crying watching me here. I’m really sorry but I’ll keep controlling it”

She also says she has already told Miracle about her boyfriend, but she would speak to him tonight again.

“Miracle knows I have a boyfriend, I told him, he told me he was single, and I told him I was dating. Because my relationship is something I cannot deny… I’m just open, for people to know I’m dating. I don’t know what’s in his mind, but Miracle knows I have a boyfriend”

Watch video here; http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/02/bbnaija-nina-apologizes-to-her.html

Government should ban this RUBBISH

04donjazzy:
On a sincere note bro, have often wondered what it would take to start a soup-kitchen in naija

go and register with CAC

Kingpee2:
Are you volunteering to end hunger jusT for that day alone ,because if you can't feed them everyday then it's not worth having your theme as operation end hunger ...Just my view sorry

you are a myopic person?

nairavsdollars:
None...i dont see any of them giving me what i need

bloody liar

Amagite:
US-based Cameroonian singer, Reprudencia Sonkey known popularly as Dencia has started process to freeze her eggs.

The 33-year-old shared the news on her Snapchat, saying she wanted to freeze her eggs in her early 20s, but her doctor advised against it.

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/01/singer-dencia-is-about-to-freeze-her.html

what does egg � freezing mean?

Jamariwolff:
I'm more concerned with dat muscled up guy holding the fish.

He's strong, Me likey

why do ladies like muscular guys?

SwayG:
oyinbo too like sex...

imagine, from fleshy vagina to artificial one..

you mean fresh virginal with disease?

MhizzAJ:
Get lost goat!! you think all men are lazy like you

idiot. I'm more comfortable than all your useless generations. b.itch

MhizzAJ:
God knows i can't get married to any man that doesn't know how to cook and do some basic chores

by the time you are 35 years, you will beg men to marry you for free

Oluhills007:
But the lady is funny sha....morning erection is just a normal phenomenon..... It does not mean you want to have sex...most times bois get erect because they are holding back a bladder full of urine not cos he is in the mood

are you a Doctor?

pyyxxaro:


When your mates are thinking of how to derive new formulas
Solve equations
Your own naa how many rounds ur husband fit give u , u de think


If naa rounds u de find , go boys hostel for Uniben
You go see men wen fit give u 60 rounds without sweating

you remind me of those Aro guys

kolawoleibukun:
see as the bedsheet dirty.
any hotel way Nigerian celebrity go dem must snap picture make their money for complete.

you just tell the world you have eye problems

Thegeneralqueen:
Growing up from a broken home is what you call cute

Mumu