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BrideOfDracula:
Hahaha. You know I can only be the main dish, no salads or fries

But there's love in sharing.

I think I need a side chick... Or two. Been a faithful guy for too long.

Where's my darling BrideOfDracula?

Nigerian engineers need to be more open minded. I have seen beautiful designs redesigned into mundane buildings just because the architect could not find an engineer willing to push boundaries.

The masterpieces around the world were worked on by engineers who didn't say the architectural designs were unrealistic. They (the engineers) took on the challenge and made a mark.

If you think I'm too harsh on our engineers please tell me of any cable suspended bridge (or automated bridge) in this country. Mention just one. Some countries have lost count of such designs by their engineers but here it is still a big deal to us.. We all know that bridge construction is the preserve of civil/structural engineers. Have our engineers built any breathtaking bridge? You should have seen my disappointment when the lekki ikoyi link bridge was unveiled and I saw big columns carrying it from the lagoon bed. The cables were just for show. Where is the innovation?

FBI list indeed. Tomorrow I will publish my CIA list.

Only fools would believe this. So, those who held public office in the ruling party since 1999 somehow didn't make the list? Simpletons would uphold this list.

Someone please tell this "pastor" to act with decorum. Prophecy is not a tool to threaten political enemies. It is a divine inspiration that is failsafe.

He predicted a win for GEJ but didn't see that the elections would be postponed. Later on Buhari won. He pronounced death on El Rufai but refused to specify a date. Every human being alive will die one day. Is this a prophecy? Am I a prophet for stating the obvious reality of life?

Let this man realize that he has trivialized the concept of prophecy with his hasty statements.

Handing over is the proper thing. I commend PMB for not being a typical Nigerian politician who would hold on to power even when he is on leave.

It is funny that the same PDP who destroyed the health sector should be the ones wailing.

Shameless thieves.

Baba, you no like yourself. Any girl who contacts you because of this would most likely be pretending. After the wedding, her real character would show. Beware.

BrideOfDracula:
I'll be a darling to you though Except you said you like keeping passwords

but baby, everyone needs passwords. Just trust me

Contact your architect. He/she is trained to design for special needs like private movement within a building. Also, you would get proper advice on cost and foundation even before the drawings are completed.

Let your architect worry about the details. He / she has a pool of engineers to contact for structural information.

BrideOfDracula:
Yeah, I like them bad because it gives me an excuse/reason to treat them like trash & be as mean as I want

Dangerous chic

Take whatever you like as long as it is not worth more than your money. If this is the first time he'd you in 4 years then you must have said hurtful words that touch his soul. Control your tongue.

BrideOfDracula:
Hahaha.

So you're the bride of Dracula now? You like bad boys don't you?

Real talk.

BrideOfDracula:
Yessir, tis me

LOL @ this is too much. And here I was thinking this would have you drooling

I like them big but not massive. I can't even wrap my arms around her.

BrideOfDracula:
Erm really? Well, I don't look like that. That type of wide ass is probably from the US.

Oh Afro Knight! Come see your type You once said you like it up-sized

Lol. Hell No! This is too much.

Punky baby, is that you?

Don't frustrate yourself cos she is not likely to change. You should sort this out before tying the knot. If she says she won't change then you should not expect any other thing. If you think she is a good woman, don't lose her. I appreciate good makeup and dressing but it is something I can sacrifice to get the reward of a good woman.

My childhood in a few pictures. Sonic the hedgehog... Awesome.

It's funny that the OP herself was at one time chasing and stalking the owner of this forum in a quite perverted manner. It was quite an embarrassment to watch you throw yourself at him like that.

Well, who else would open a thread like this? You sure have experience.

Any girlfriend that does this has no respect for her relationship. You should not "play too much".

Skiibi killed his career with his owns hands. He should forget about music and go and open shop or something.

Brymo had better meet Olamide to write him a hit and also feature him before it's too late. Not every artist can be lucky like KCee to make a comeback.

More damage to Niger Delta land. Foolish militants are bombing the installations of a company that has been reluctant to clean up the oil spillage it has caused over the years. Who will be affected by their actions? Not my farmland, nor my rivers will be polluted. Continue to bomb them.

The oil workers from the SS will also feel the pain. When operations are shutdown, downsizing must follow. Their people will lose their jobs too.

The funny thing is that Jonathan's administration frustrated the passage of the Petroleum Industry Bill. So the resource control they are fighting for has remained a dream as a result of their brother's corrupt leanings. Let the avengers continue their folly. Everyone will feel the heat.

I would advice PMB not to send the military to the boys. Let them have a field day. Their own people will beg when the suffering hits the peak and their leaders continue to embezzle the 13% derivation they enjoy.

Ignoramuses. Traditional rulers receive salaries from state governments.

I have had only one female boss ever and she was very considerate. However I understand that she is a rarity. When dealing my female clients I tend to be extra careful to use the right words and gestures so I won't appear condescending.

These kind of women consider it an achievement when they control men. They are just too insecure around a confident and independent man. I guess they want men who'd depend on them for validation but even mama's boys hardly do that.

No matter how tough she treats you bro, don't ever compliment her dressing. Some women would take offence and label that sexist. Besides, thats her husband's duty. You don't have time for her drama.

Ajibel:
Are you folks aware that it is not only Innoson that assembles car in Nigeria.

There are some assembling plants situated in Lagos and it'll make more economic sense for the LASG to patronise those ones.

Example Ford is assembled in Lagos backed by Coscharis.

For those supporting Ben Bruce, please upload a picture of your own Innoson car. Thanks.

The Anambra state govt launched some cars some months ago, not a single IVM car was in the picture.

Don't mind these foolish ones who have forgotten that Coscharis is owned by their brother, an Igbo man. Hatred has disrupted their reasoning.

PDP as usual

clemmonce:
what should I do next now ? I am thinking of just staying away for some time bbm WhatsApp and the rest. What should I do ?

Just keep your cool. If she remains difficult then you should prepare your mind to lose her. That's life. She no longer feels like she needs you.

Get closer to 1 or 2 female friends of yours and keep in touch with them regularly. Their company will help you manage the hurt that the absence of your girlfriend causes you. With time you'd know if you should end the relationship or not.

You almost won the game but you spoiled everything when you challenged her bbm status. You should have ignored it and left your dp showng that new girl.

Next time just put the new girl's pic and add a hug smiley with no words. Leave it for like 24 hours. Don't react if she changes her dp. Just ignore. It is not easy but as a man you must have high capacity to tolerate uncomfortable situations.

It's a pity she doesn't have the sense to appreciate a guy like you who treasures her. Just give her some time. If she gets worse just look for a new babe.

If Buhari made a promise not to go after Jonathan then it was a hasty and needless decision. Just because he conceded obvious overwhelming defeat does not give him immunity. A crook is a crook. Jonathan must answer for his corruption.

Nzeh12:
Nne workout no easy Ooh, plus it needs motivation. I tried sit ups one time so I'll have better 6 packs, just when d packs don dey clear, I developed this extreme back ache, had to be living on pain killers for a while, no I just do pressup wen ever I can. I won't go through that pain again cos of looking sexy, I feel sexy already.

Don't mind the mischievous OP. Body building is not by 5 minute a day routines. Is it when I leave home early and return late that I will be building muscle? Is it muscle that will pay my bills?

Rubbish.

Can he appeal? It would be sad if he gets only 5 years without returning the money.

He must be made to return all stolen money as well.

Congratulations to the EFCC for a rare victory. We need more. Collect the money and jail them.

I doubt this story. Lalastic just gave you free advertisement. Never knew you existed or offered entertainment services until this thread hit FP.

However if anyone is in a similar situation, he should take this to Facebook and twitter with her pictures, chat screenshots and recorded phone conversations. Let the world see her blackmail. Also expose how you fed her family. Then report her to the police through your lawyer and remember to settle the police so that they will handle the case very well.

If you don't take this to the extreme, she would ruin your finances cos blackmail doesn't end with the first payment.