₦airaland Forum

Who is the wicked gal? Give me her number make I help you pieces her heart.

NakedSnake:
OP how much dyu guys sell bag of garri, or is it only cassava you guys just process...?

Baba, garri don cost for market o. I hear say na 2k for one cup.

torqque7:
You can have it after the election Abi na contest..scouts honour but no toasting cos we know ur track record for NL..
Our queen can't afford to get pregnant now maybe after contest sha she will consider it lol

this is the funniest thing I've read all day.

It's like you need mental "epp". Rubbish.

Excellent decision. For the first time in history our downstream oil sector is going to operate free market.

Honesty, simple. I respect you Baba.

Before asking, Amanpour already knew the answers. If he hid or glossed over the truth, she would expose it and that would be an embarrassment.

Most Nigerians are irredeemably corrupt. Those in position want to be "settled" and contractors have to "settle" to be favoured.

. Police would look the other way as long as they are "settled".

. Lecturers pass students who "settle" with cash or sex.

. Even in the NYSC programme people settle to get posted to desired states and local governments.

. UME and SSCE centres are havens for settlement.

. To collect your Passport, you must settle or wait for weeks for something you can get in hours.

. First time travellers at the international airports must settle immigration officers or miss their flights.

. At the fuel depots (Apapa) small time petrol distributors must "settle" or wait forever before they would be allowed to load fuel.

There are embassies in our country. They know how we run things here. Would they not inform their various governments about the culture of corruption in Nigeria?

This is not about marketing the image of the Nation. The image is already cast in iron. How can anyone change without recognizing his inadequacy. How would you improve if you keep denying?

Corruption is a part of our modern culture. If you dent this, you are not fooling the world. You are fooling yourself.

Moderator please! How can you call this one pretty? Abi na one blogger dey help NL manage their front page? Which kain nonsense be dis na?

This one cannot even contest for miss NL.

jacy67:
no

Commendable of him. That woman does not know how rare such a husband is. Somebody needs to sit her down and teach her about resolution.

jacy67:
the lady in question formed the habit of biting the man and inflicting serious injury

And does he hit her?

The real MVP.

chigoizie7:
Lolz, the guy in question no sharp @ all.

@ that juncture when she will be asking me why I was cheating and blabbing about guys being dogs and all that, I will keep mute and be watching her, after all her blabbing, I will remove my clothes (by this time she will be wondering why I am mute and all that, trust me, I know girls, they will want to know ur mind @ that point in time).


I will just go into the toilet and then clean up the mess, and then pick up my phone and head towards the window in a bid to trying not to make her know I wanted to do (but, that's the plan, I am @ d window so that she can eavesdrop on whatever I am about to say on the phone, even when maintaining a lower tone).



I will just call my guy obinna, and I will be like, " guy nawa for u oh, so, because I left my room for u and that yeye girl wey I no know where u picked from, u come fúck her finish, come scatter condoms everywhere for my house just because I no monitor u abi? Better bring ur ass down here and explain to my babe all that happened because from the look of things, she no go believe anything I say for now, more reason why I never even respond to all her rants, infact u can aswell bring the yeye girl come if u de come around, otherwise, wetin I go do u if my bae break up with me for ur stupidity u will regret being my friend, I trust that my mumu friend, him for don code wetin de happen, him go begin plead for phone and me I go de form chairman de lambast him with insults and all that and den angrily cut my phone on the guy"

Den I will walk into the room and jejely lay on the bed without saying pim, and babe will be like, "wats wrong"? (don't forget my plan was to make sure she heard everything while forming to conceal it from her).


Me, I go just squeeze face come tell her nothing. Meanwhile she will still be there waiting for my response, den my mumu obaino paddy will call her phone and try to explain things to her but will hang up ASAP on the excuses that he is coming over to explain things physically.

If bae get mind questionme again til obainoccomes, make i now wetin course am.

gabinogem:
Only a Foolish man fights with his wife. If they can't compromise, they should both go their separate was.


The only thing that will make I & my wife be apart for 6months is that we've finally separated.

Calm down when reading so that you would understand.

From the context, the woman made the decision to leave the home. Would you hold her against her will or lock the gate?

OP, if she makes it a habit then her friends and parents need to speak sense into her head. Abandoning her children because of disagreement is quite foolish. She is only justified to leave when she has been assaulted or her life has been threatened.

She may think she is punishing him but her children are also bearing the brunt. As long as assault or threat to life is not involved, she must remain with him to resolve things instead of running off after a quarrel.

You're trying too hard.

Baba, you need plan B. Check around and find a good girl and cultivate good friendship with her. This your babe is not in love with you. She just dey manage you until someone better comes along. Find plan B. Plan C sef. Keep them as friends and soon you won't miss your reticent babe.

Is this a joke? You want to trap a man that has just shown you that even his wife cannot hold him. One day he will meet someone more beautiful and exciting and out you go.

What are you contributing to his life except your needs? There are many other beautiful girls with needs out there. What makes you special?

You can't trap a man who values you only for sex and beauty.

Honest opinion? From NL Naija babes? Oya make we see.

SpecialStar:
Baba you dope.

Buh you know say any mistake like this, dem feel quickly cast your matter for everywhere, including Nairaland. When I was charging my phone tonight, I even hear one girl and her friends dey laugh at a guy that approach her.

Bro I no want this kind sh*t

You see ehn, babes must do small shakara especially these our Naija babes. If you nor package well, dem go even laugh you but that one nor mean say make you just bone the one wen dey your mind. Go for her. Highest, she go tell you no. Then Case close.

My people, this here is a "winsh".

How can someone be fantastically evil like this? You manipulated him and you want to escape now that your seeds have germinated.

Somebody was on his own jeje, enjoying his loneliness and you just had to come and sow confusion into his peaceful life. It's like dem send you.

The worst thing she would say is "No". She won't slap you or scream at you. Go all the way next time. Eye contact no be phone contact. Collect that number.

Here we go again.

Contrary to your asumption, we guys actually love to hold our babies except if we need to do something that requires our full attention.

Have you seen young husbands with their pregnant wives lately? Women have never had it so good like this. Nigerian young men are really caring. We treat you ladies like the "weaker vessels" but you lot keep clamouring for equality that cannot "epp" you.

This is a foolish approach. Stop the money from getting into the hands of corrupt men in your country and punish those caught.

This nation is so corrupt. Just walk into any police station and see for yourself. Any police station!! Those are the law enforcement officers shamelessly engaged in corrupt practices. Also, go to renew your passport or obtain a new one and see American wonder.

This is one of the men who turned a blind eye or even contributed to the budget padding scandal that rocked the national assembly a while ago. Imagine, a diehard fan of Saraki is here talking about corruption. What a joke.
Charity begins at home.

This is by far the worst set of NLC leaders. Toothless bulldogs.

Falz is one of the most intelligent rappers around. He created a whole new style that's quite interesting. Don't be narrow minded. Hiphop was the product of open-minded artists. If they reasoned like you, the genre would have remained in its infancy.

I would agree with you regarding Illbliss though. Sometimes, that guy has no depth. He needs to discover himself and stop trying to be another Phyno.

On point! Guys be dying for face and boobs.

If FFK should escape prison this time, then this government has failed. This man is one of the boldest thieves in Nigeria. When the EFCC opened his file under Jonathan's administration we all witnessed him decamping to PDP. Jona gave him succour.

He must not escape this time.

PunkyV:
Hey hottie Been on an NL diet lol.

Lol. I think I need that too.

PunkyV:
Sounds like an unnecessary complication imo. Out of millions of men, why his friend? Sounds very stressful to me & as someone that likes to keep exes at bay, I wouldnt dare touch anything around him with a 10ft pole.

Babe, where have you been? You went AWOL on us.

Tompolo is acting Nollywood movie for us. So because of one man's apology, they blew up facilities that affect the whole nation? Abeg wetin "concine" Tompolo with chevron or gas?

Tompolo is behind these faceless scavengers or whatever they call themselves.

DragonReborn:
Ah, the days of yore. When the world quaked before the Hall of the Servants, not the pitiful rabble of squabbling women that was left after the breaking
*channels and weaves a flow of air*
Some Ale, M'lord?

Ale? Splendid. perhaps a game of Stones?

DragonReborn:
Those meddlesome hags in Tar Valon?? I'd rather sound like the Dark One himself
You sound like Lan. Tai'shar Malkieri!!

Not those women o. I meant Aes Sedai in the general sense like from the Age of Legends, before the breaking of the world.

Certainly not the insufferable feminists of Tar Valon. especially Cadsuane.

She looks so battered. I pray for good wife o. I am already a good husband in the making.

The guy of course. Women can stress even a deaf man with their nagging. They will even use sign language to finish him with complaints.

DragonReborn:
My dear you sound educated, I think you should let it reflect in your reasoning. A man's character is not defined by his tribe, race or beliefs. Your boyfriend's tribe/nationality has absolutely nothing to do with his personality. If you want advice on how to deal with an uncaring man however, that's a different issue......

That's right. Lews Therin himself. Well stated like an Aes Sedai.