₦airaland Forum

Whaaaat??!! She even had the effrontery to break the dining table while enjoying her adulterous act? Is that love or wrestling?

Woman, what kind of an example are you to your daughter? A little girl who now knows the uncle who visits when her daddy is not around?

Obiodunukwe:
APC should leave all these criminals??

What an IPOBIC statement!

No! Majority of Nigerians support the President

We want our money back!

Nigeria will not be in this state if Jona.daft controlled leakages in public finance

Chase them Bubu

Lol. What did you expect? A criminal mind will always sympathize with other crooks. Imagine! Within a year, a newly registered company was awarded oil assets by the Federal Government. Jonathan is indeed a hero.

If she had something else she was carrying I would have understood.

Why on earth would he do that? He even rocked the bag like a woman. This is so wrong.

"Chewed" or "bitten"?

How would a rat chew your toe and you'd remain unconscious? Do you even know the meaning of "chew"?

Even the moderator could not correct this on FP.

I'm thankful that I was not raised under harsh conditions. I'm thankful that I can still appreciate the earthiness in some of the people who didn't enjoy the privileges I did in childhood.

I am thankful that nobody can make me feel (not good enough) the way Marxxx makes that young lady feel everyday.

I pray she meets someone who would be patient enough to help smoothen her rough edges.

YourMain:
So that brother doesn't know how to cook. A grown man. Doesn't he know that if he doesn't eat he'll die so why is he depending on me to provide his basic needs.

That's our ancestors. We've found many other pathways .

If bull is hungry and he's waiting for cow so he won't go to the kitchen and eat no worries. Bull will die

Lol. Where is the love? Where is the LOVE??

Sunnybobo3:
What did they forge there?

Is Oluwole an Igbo word?

Lol. You obviously don't know Oluwole. Go and see your brothers running their shady businesses there.

The shoe looks very nice.

YourMain:
Looool bull ko bull ni if the bull is interested the bull should come and cook egusi soup and eba for me

Lol. You want him to cook? But the soup will be salty na. Surprise that brother today.

Our ancestors say "The road to a man's heart is through his stomach".

What are you waiting for? I get garri for house. Pepper and egusi dey. Come and cook sweetie.

Lol. Your life is in her mouth. In a second, you could go from being a man to being Bruce Jenner.

ronald4lif:
True o. All those babes misbehaving and doing shakara back in the days are now looking the way of the guys they felt were below their strata now. Prolly coz they are realising that age is catching up on them.

But concerning the younger prettier ladies who are now our preferred choice, do you think even if those ladies who were playing hard to get didn't act so and succumb to our advances then that it would have deter us from looking at the younger prettier ones of today?

My brother, temptation comes to all men. I believe I wouldn't leave my old girl for a young pretty one. I love to reward loyalty in people.

I'd be tempted o, but I'd rather pick a beautiful woman over a pretty girl.

YourMain:
Yeah right! As if you guys don't enjoy the chase. The second the woman starts advances is when you fellas start taking her for granted.

Darling stop playing hard to get. Take the BULL by the horn. Cook egusi soup and EBA for that guy today.

Side note: I'm a bull, just so you know.

Check your friendzone. All those brothers serving time there.... Pick one before some sensible girls take them away.

Sadly, GEJ has negotiated his way out of the courts and prisons. Remember the various meetings with Buhari and Gen Abdulsalam? Jona don escape tey tey. Nothing dey happen.

You don't even know how to arrange your points young man.

Oya change that number 4 to number 1. You can delete the rest.

Normality:
Ok

Ipob youth, swerve enter gutter jare.

These Ipob miscreants are taking things too far. Terrorizing the waterways? Committing crime in the name of freedom struggle. Who are you fooling? Just a bunch of crooks looking for an opportunity to flout the law and scream marginalization.

I wonder why you're even warning the louts. Round them up. Let them join their fellow terrorist in prison.

Defeated jokers.

Hmmm. See guys telling us how the ladies served them and babes saying they've never been served. This is an eye-opener. Ladies often initiate the breakup. Impatient selfish beings.

A word to the brothers out there. If she begins to misbehave, fish for a replacement or two. If she gets worse, serve her hot. She's only trying to frustrate you so you'll slowly and painfully breakup with her so she can move on to the next guy. If you just wouldn't take a hint she'll drop the bomb on you.

Best if you preempt her by acting before she's ready.

ebbybest:
nah onli hustlers lyk us wey dea go sell gala for night nah him our legs fit dea like this no b pple wey papa God don bless to b rich nah him dia legs go dea lyk dat.
Any guy wey see him babe leg like dat make him no vex d babe dea hustle without shoe for road selling or hawking, cums home tired nd sleeps off.

Thank you!

Babe, I wish I can just dash you one of my ATM cards. Just go and finish the whole account.

Ladies, be proactive. If you like a guy walk up to him and say hi. Don't make him chase you for 7 years before you say yes.

Our elders say: "Take the BULL by the horn". Ever wondered why they didn't say "cow" which is female?

Young Ladies, I have female friends who are now looking for husband. And guys like me are so inundated with younger prettier ladies that we can't see them. Back in the day, they played hard (even hardest) to get.

Toast that man today. He may be the one to put a ring on it later on.

Hmmm Conference of Busty Babes Association, Ikeja branch.

Valentine's day is illegal. You could get up to 24 years in prison for observing it.

Who still checks female soldiers? Women that have been used to relieve the loins of oga brigadier? Who has time to look at their coconut nyash when I have softer, rounder ones to ogle at the mall, cinema, bank, etc?

Say no to soldier babes. Don't toast a monster.

It is what ladies do to themselves everyday. I have always wondered why I haven't met even one of my babe's friends up till now. Na only picture I dey see for bbm.

I'm a faithful guy.... But it seems she's taking no chances.

Besides, that curse is dead on arrival. They were only dating and not married. Let her just move on.

Happy married life to the couple in advance.

Thank God he's not Yoruba. We Yoruba guys have been wrongly castigated too much for this kind of thing.

Hungry ladies. Why can't you encourage your boo to visit the orphanage? Or to buy a special gift for his mother?

Anyway, I have a surprise gift for a special person on Valentine's Day.

Bro, if you've been in those shoes you wouldn't pray for your friend to go through all that.

It is frustrating to uphold a relationship alone.it takes both parties.

RadicallyBlunt:
How many ladies get money from their husbands only? How many ladies get money from outside and tell their husbands about it?
Isn't that unfaithfulness? What's d definition of unfaithfulness sef?

Besides the realness of a man against cheating is determined by the realness of his home. Now the question is who makes the home?

My brother, don't mind these amateur feminists trying to tell us how to be a man.

They have no problem collecting gifts from all and sundry but don't want men to collect "gifts" too.

Defining a man by his faithfulness to his woman is myopic and not quite sensible. A man is more than just a partner.

Lol. This is assuming we have respect for them to start with.

If you can tolerate the gap in enlightenment, go ahead.

Juat make sure she or he returns to school to get a proper education later on. There is no age limit to learning.

AwiLand:
If he has British passport yet come this low to suffer instead of enjoying his El Dorado then there must be something special about him and i will chose him above other leaders if not for anything but for his courage and determination without fear.

^^^ One of the most deluded things I have read all morning. Typical IPod youth.

AwiLand:
And you are more foolish than those fools

You must be one of the Defeated people from that area.

Keep following the sharp guy who has a British passport while you are still indigenous to the "zoo".

Abagworo:
Thats the mentality being sold by Nnamdi Kanu. Self destructive actions. Next is turning their homeland to war front.

Only fools support Kanu