₦airaland Forum

KarmaMod:
French is sexy. Italian is sexy. Dutch? Um No.

Yoruba accent is not sexy? Igbo is not sexy?

Do they change their accent? No They do not.

Those who make fun of their accent are the english who thinks they should speak like them.

Why should they abandon their accent for Enlish accent?

jee laru ura

If an Italian speaks English, he speaks with his heavy accent

The French, the German, eastern Europeans etc speak English with their own accent.

Our Nigerian brothers and sisters socialise with them without complaining. But the moment they see a Nigerian with a heavy accent, they will be like hooo?

why is it soooooooo?
Unfortunately the victims begin to make effort to blend focusing on changing accent and forgeting the importance of proper English pronunciation.

Another form of mental slavery?

Boss Ttdiamonds:
*jumpin' up and down protesting* . . The female part. . . .the female part.

Why protesting again? the female part is all for you. Do you want her toatlly naked? I think you should some for imagination

KarmaMod:
Where were you people when I was accused of making this up to make Igbos look bad? Like worse doesnt go on in Yorubaland.

At least that one is only done if the psychotic family suspects the woman.

I went to dance salsa abeg. I need am

David it is still within the new ANAMBRA

plus_Queen:
I know you didn't ask me but let me explain and put this thing to sleep.
I read here on nairaland that widows in  some parts of Igboland who are accused of killing their husbands are sometimes told to drink the bathwater from the corpse to prove her innocence.
I had never heard of it and neither had my husband.
There was also a nollywood movie made on that based on a real life issue according to Karmamod.

On further investigation, and supported by an article, it was found that the same practice  of drinking bathwater obtained in some parts of Yorubaland and Edoland and perhaps other places (who knows).


Obviously this must be a rare practice
It is nauseating.
Now I hope it's clear

It caused a crisis  in Anambra, I think in Ogbunike some years back.  The youths of the community were armed with weapons as they fought to preserve their wicked custom. some Catholic Charismatic members who stood against because the woman involved was their member were killed. Never heard of such again. But I think it still exists.
Not sure where it is now.
That is barbarism at its height.

ok lets try more

lovely melon for brash

monkey wrestling

darefestus:
Saki nse bi eran!

Agaba123 sef dey claim levels

Wonders.

Deforestation

Please how do you mean I am claiming levels?

Please explain as I am not as intelligent as you are

LadyT:
How the hell is it pot calling kettle black?

I will explain to you how the heaven it is pot calling the kettle black.

when you segregate across tribal lines in Nigeria and keep looking at each other as inferior; when you use derogatory word to address people from other tribes not yours; when you believe that your tribe is superior and another inferior in whatever way, you are exhibiting your primodial instinct which is what you see in the whites and you nickname it racism.

Segegration is the same not minding where it is coming from.

That is the heaven how it is the pot calling the kettle black

Busy_body:
Darlink, it's not like that I can explain My friend just used my account to reply someone, that's all, why would I cheat on you, especially with that palatial mansion of yours and your off-roaders, and your plasma TV

If only you knew how much I love you, I cannot even bare the thought of you looking at another woman Please forgive me Tgirl4real can vouch for me

Darlink
no problem I know, though you are making me wonder if it is film trick.

Boss Ttdiamonds:
disgusting . . .

Brash why now? Is it because there is no naked woman? I have another thread for that.
I know you will sing a different tune if i show you

LadyT:
Speak for yourself

meaning?

KarmaMod:
agbaya 

when it comes to tribal, we don't see eye to eye. However Family o, Culture o, Romance o. Most of the time 

I don't even let Funmi get away with saying rubbish about Ekiti and we're both Yoruba. Not to talk of osisi who's from another tribe and for SOME reason always *hears* about how "dirty" Yorubas are.

when it comes to stuff like that I'm not fooled 

JJYOU, instead of forcing yourself to speak English. How about minding your business?

Did you see my siggy? This actually baffles me. But I have come to realise that segregationism is a premodial instinct which can needs a level of effort to suppress.

I ask us to stop calling anybody racists as it makes no sense. It is a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

Let me guard my heart lest it gets stolen 'thieved'

and this

and more

and this

more like this

Busy_body:
@ Tangent

Apologies tendered from the bottom of my heart No harm intended. You guys have a similar way of writing that's all and you were the one declaring your undying love for him. At least you should thank me for drawing your attention to another one of your competitors   you need to keep your eyes on her Now common, show some manners, I am waiting

Agaba123 whom I had under my radar had no choice than to surrender once I made it known to him, that I wanted him by hook or by crook  I get what I want, when I want it I don't need to take out a front page editorial to make my feelings ^knownfelt I am not a greedy person ^{the 4 men I am currently juggling are more than enough for me}

Over to the admin to find out who is who

Is that why I have not seen you for a 3 weeks now? since you are managing 4 us i will be managing 3 more to balance the equation

Busybody
how now? Hope say you de ready for the dinner na for ma house
na me and you

tangent:
haaaaaaaaaa, agaba is nasty.

Sis I am not. I am only drawing an analogy and I am happy you got ma drift.

Tyra is deli

tangent:
agaba stop looking at tyra's boobs, comment on the bra.

More like telling me to use my tongue and clean up her kitten without stimulating her. Is that possible?

infoyeye
take am easy oo. Your girl friend dee this forum

Tyra looks delicious
yepa!

hmmm Osisi and TOH
I thought they are best of friends

watches from a corner to avoid a stray missile

samorijack:
@agaba123 and IBIME

I can understand the good will you have towards Obama, he is trully an inspiratonal figure, however can you point out any young intelegent capable politician in the mold of Obama strutting the political stage in Nigeria and Africa as a whole?, That's the problem you and I should be confronting .

Obama is a wonderful breath of fresh air, full of promise and the main reasons why he is so popular is because the republicans have made such a mess of things(the Economy and foreign policy) and ofcourse his race.

I am particularly happy and dimpressed that the Obama campaign organisation dsowned the fund raiser organized by you know who. we need people like that in our politics, That's my point.

I hereby nominate Samorijack for that role in Nigeria

Sweetthing:
I don't like 2 wear anything when I'm by myself (that 99% of my time, huh), let alone Grannys. Grannys r 4 "my 3 days" of the month ONLY!!!

Thongs lift u up, u sort of feel the sexiest babe on planet. Don't wear any clothes in da house, just the sexy knickers 'n matching bra >>>>>>>> do the catwalk >>>>>>>>>swing yo curves,  lol

French knickers = sexy & classy 

You surely will make a man speak spanish

Sweetthing:
I'm smiling, I don't know why?   I feel funny, can't really explain my feelings! Not 2 worry, is her loss. U're a rare gem, very rare indeed 2 b found nowadays,

thanks, feel flattered. what can I do? It is just natural

Sweetthing:
MMMhhh! I'm very fussy and quite expensive, However, it's the thought that counts and matters!

My basic list:

1. Sexy lingerie - any of the ff sets:
matching bra & thong/knickers,
bustier with matching thong, suspenders & hold-ups/hosiery
naughty dressing up lingerie i.e. nurse look, secretary, gangster girl-look, policewoman, student, etc

2. sleepwear (nighties/pyjs)

I think its one of the sexiest things a man would for you. Considering all the effort he made to get yo correct sizes + he was (probably) the only male on that shop/department! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,

3. Please don't forget Swiss or Belgian chockies, mmhhhhhhhh

4. R.E.: French or South African champagne, oh yeah, that's me 4 now

actually, you just listed what I will do for a babe in a go. Not just any babe. But I have done it for a babe and the she did not like wearing them. That was a break up for us.

Cos not the kinda person I could roll with.