Romance › Re: How I Dodged A Bullet By Avoiding A Married Woman's Proposal. by AgentGoat: 2:43pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Those are some mudafuvka couples there. What an evil idioots!! |
Romance › Re: My Father Advice To Me When I Was Searching For A Wife.. by AgentGoat: 7:22am On Jun 29, 2022 |
seanwilliam: I used to think like this before . But it’s not always as easy as you put it.
How many women you go send packaging after dem don born for you? Koko na to look before one leaps I understand your point but you need to look out for yourself first. If you are at the verge of losing your sanity over a woman God forbid. The woman should walk. I don't like divorce. It's one of my fear in marriage but my oga men are six down below because of say they no want divorce. I go send the bitch packing immediately. |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Takes Bloód Oath With His Girlfriend (pics) by AgentGoat: 7:08am On Jun 29, 2022 |
TheGoodJoe: Why not just marry her? Go to court and marry her than all these. Na mumu do him |
Celebrities › Re: The Picture Of Seun Osewa, The Oga Patapata Of Nairaland by AgentGoat: 11:07pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
01Casper: on a norms i no know the guy for face, see as e carry my mama face what is norms |
Sports › Re: Blessing Awodibu Visits Nigeria (VIDEO) by AgentGoat: 7:58pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
blesskewe: Omo That woman get muscle oòooooooo No be small thing. |
Education › Re: School No Be Scam, Only Few Graduates Can Know This by AgentGoat: 4:49pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: 46 Migrants Found Dead In Tractor-Trailer In Texas by AgentGoat: 9:11am On Jun 28, 2022 |
E get one Nigerian guy for travel section wey wa cross over ooo God make he no dey ooo |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This Legal? by AgentGoat: 8:07am On Jun 28, 2022 |
mumu |
Business › Re: As A Business Owner, Share Your Experience With Employees by AgentGoat: 7:08am On Jun 28, 2022 |
Rubyjade: I am not the reason for your frustration. It's you that will not die well, if it was better for you, your name will not be agentgoat. You don't have sense in your head. it's something that's consistent with an afonja. It's just a moniker. You imbecilic ape. |
Business › Re: As A Business Owner, Share Your Experience With Employees by AgentGoat: 8:37pm On Jun 27, 2022 |
Rubyjade: Get off my mention. You no go die well. No be you come my mention first? I wasn't talking to you. But your busy body enter my mention. E no go better for your family. |
Travel › Re: Over 100 Residents Stranded As Flood Takes Over Their Estate In Lugbe, Abuja by AgentGoat: 1:51pm On Jun 27, 2022 |
Make una continue to dey throw pure water nylon inside gutter |
Business › Re: As A Business Owner, Share Your Experience With Employees by AgentGoat: 11:58am On Jun 27, 2022 |
Rubyjade: What's the relationship between the topic and the question you asked? You no sabi mind your business abi? |
Business › Re: As A Business Owner, Share Your Experience With Employees by AgentGoat: 5:00pm On Jun 26, 2022 |
SMJay: In response to the first commenter, I bet to disagree with your assertion, because you can find bad employees every where.
Let me add my two cents
You get invited for an interview and you don't know a thing or two about the organization you wish to work
You should be able to defend what you wrote on your CV otherwise I question your certificate.
I recall, there was an opening for a receptionist and this young lady excellent results but doesn't know the job description she did in her last job, okay fair ent not everyone is good with theory.
I asked her to turn the desktop on the table next to her, she was looking, okay desktop is old school, I brought out my laptop and told her to turn it on, she couldn't. I turned it on and asked her to type something on Ms Word as she claimed she has an excellent computer skills.
Some job seekers need to do better. Is that your picture on your profile? |
Career › Re: What Is The Way Forward For Me by AgentGoat: 4:37pm On Jun 26, 2022 |
kendological: I am in my early thirties; Single (but searching for an independent lady, all things being as they are now); A mostly self self- sponsored Law graduate of NOUN, I came from a humble background.
I manage a POS stand, I plan to start a new business but I am yet to gather enough finance for that. And I am having this pressure from people to marry-in form of advice(which I find intruding anyways), but my financial status is strong enough to marry but not to raise a family. Now, the Nigerian law school has given our first set of Law graduates the admission, although the programme is divided into the "Preliminary" and bar part II , each of this programme cost 300,000 Let me keep 150,000 for feeding and textbooks. The total budget for law school becomes 750,000 Naira. This estimate is very economical. Studying in Nigerian Law School is full time and quite elitist, if I put all available fund into law school I will be starting afresh after graduation, considering the job market and remuneration for young lawyers.
Fellow Nairalanders, including the lawyers in the house, please advise me on if and when I should do each of the 3 items I will list below, especially vis-a-vis the other items: 1. Attending law school 2. Starting a new business 3.Getting married Leave marriage. Because you dey hear if person marry doors go open abi? hehehe na lie. Purse your career first make we know say that one you don get am solid for hand first. |
Sports › Re: Violence: Nigerian League Fines Kano Pillars, Calls For Review Of Match Official by AgentGoat: 10:21am On Jun 26, 2022 |
Their bad conducts are becoming much. They should be sent on relegation. |
Politics › Re: INEC going House To House to register voters In The North - Eyewitness by AgentGoat: 8:41am On Jun 26, 2022 |
Oplomo: But in the south they frustrate you and their staffs ask you to pay bribes. INEC staffs in the south need to be taught a good lesson.. But inec staffs in the south are mostly southerners na |
Politics › Re: Crisis In Opposition Party, PDP As Ex-governors Ibori, Uduaghan Shun Okowa by AgentGoat: 5:37pm On Jun 25, 2022 |
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Programming › Re: Software Engineering Instructor - Urgently Needed by AgentGoat: 3:16pm On Jun 25, 2022 |
aptechosogbo: Of course, I will be taking some of the classes. Are you skilled with the knowledge of the technologies, and what would be your expected salary to work in Osogbo as an instructor for 4 hrs per day for 4-5 days a week with accommodation already covered? I look forward to your reply.
Stay safe and remain blessed. What are the other benefits? |
Health › Re: I Just Found Out My Sister Is An HIV Patient : Please Help by AgentGoat: 7:11am On Jun 25, 2022 |
FERNANDEZISBACK: Chill..that person only gave an advice..you didn't need to sound that way...  You don't have sense!! Help me tell your sister she should start taking her meds. Just help me tell her. i beg you with devil. |
Programming › Re: Software Engineering Instructor - Urgently Needed by AgentGoat: 10:03pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
aptechosogbo: The role requires the instructor to use the instructional training manuals that Aptech will provide to train the upcoming programmers. You will not be building software or have to prepare the manuals. You are not likely to have more than 4 hours of teaching time per day and you can spend the rest of your day freelancing. Teaching is a way to give back and develop oneself. I hope you notice that we offer accommodation as part of the package.
As a programmer myself, programming is not a joke but the will to impact others is essential to becoming an instructor. Go do the instruction yourself. |
Programming › Re: Programmers, Share Your Experience With Naija hackers by AgentGoat: 10:00pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Mhizcontempt: Back then when I was still in school, there was this particular place in our schools library where boys do gather at night to use the free Wi-Fi because our hostels were not equipped with WI-FI. One night like That as usual, I went to use the WI-FI and everywhere was a lil-bit crowded as usual. While I was busy enjoying the free WiFi, my lappy just disconnected from the network for no reason and refused to connect again ohh. I was really surprised and had to ask around if any other person was experiencing the same problem. To my greatest surprise, almost all man lappy don disconnect after trying to connect again with no luck, me I decided to go to my hotel to go and sleep and come back the next night. On getting to my hotel,my roommates asked me why I came back earlier than usual. I explained my ordeal to them. It was then I found out that it was one yeye CS guy that was responsible. According to them, anytime he wants to use the WI-FI, he goes to hide in an isolated area in the library, then he uses his hacking abracadabra to disconnect everybody else from the network and when he's done with what he wants, he enables others to connect back. OMO as I hear am I weak , such wickedness.. I even heard the guy normally terrorises our schools cyber-cafe...
Share your own experience... Na kwasu? |
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu: Ukpo Nwamini Is Lying About Being 15 Years Old - Kperogi by AgentGoat: 8:11pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
The boy na criminal be that if this is true . |
Politics › Re: Police Command Detains 5 Officers Attached To Burna Boy For Attempted Murder by AgentGoat: 12:47pm On Jun 12, 2022 |
Imagine that dirty boy having five police escort?
How many come me remine for us in the trenches? |
Romance › Re: Burna Boy’s Police Escorts Shoot Married Man After Singer Made Pass At Wife by AgentGoat: 10:56am On Jun 12, 2022 |
Imagine that dirty boy with burnt teeth and skin like chimpanzee |
Travel › Re: Think Well Before You ‘Japa’ — Nigerian Man Shows Homeless People In US (Video) by AgentGoat: 8:22pm On Jun 11, 2022 |
una no fit discourage me |
Phones › Re: Recommend A Headphone Of 20k Budget by AgentGoat: 8:17pm On Jun 11, 2022 |
Marykhay: I bought the ORAIMO already. It cost #13,500. As time goes on I'll share my user experience with it. Thanks Make you post pictures make i see |
Crime › Re: I Was Scammed Of 52k And Am Contemplating Suicide by AgentGoat: 8:14pm On Jun 11, 2022 |
YahooG: Relax, PayPal is currently having issues at the moment,it might not be a scam,just chill. The suspected scammer could have communicate with him now. |
Romance › Re: Have Your Parents Ever Tried To Match Make You Before? Share Your Experience by AgentGoat: 6:59pm On Jun 11, 2022 |
ravensckar: Mine was on the contrary. Na my papa scatter the free kpekus wey I don arrange for long.
There's this lady whose mum attend our prayer gathering (Asalatu). Initially, it was only the mum alone that used to attend. I sha noticed that the mum likes me so much, she'll be smiling while talking to me. Asking me about school, studies and life after school. Long story cut short, she brought her daughter (tall, fair, beautiful & well endowed) to the group and specifically introduced us.
We became so close that I started getting the son in-law vibe from the mum. The mum now jokingly told my dad that she'd be expecting him to pay her a visit soon so as to formalize the union. Na there kasala take burst. My dad told her that it will be better for her if her daughter is unmarried than to betroth her to me. That she probably don't know my nickname 'Shevchenko'. I no dey miss one on one. And that by the time I destroyed her daughter's womb, las las, I no go still marry her. The woman was beyond shocked.
As if that was not enough, my dad made a public sermon also talking about how humans can never be perfect. He said for example, as intelligent and well-behaved as I am, I no dey use eye see women (especially a fair & beautiful one). The man burn my cable publicly. Na so the relationship crashed before it even began. It took me a while to forgive him for that action because I been don program that chick for long term chopping. Aside that, every other lady in that our group started avoiding me like plague. It was even rumoured that if they smile at me, they will be hooked. 
Fast forward to 5 years ago when I introduced my then fiancé to him. This man started again. He asked her if she truly knows what she's getting into. That I just look responsible for face but I no dey use eye see anything under skirt. After asking her which university she graduated from, my dad told her he was sure that I'd have other girlfriends in that same institution. Fear catch my fiancé. But luckily, I had told her everything about my past and how I've repented. Na there that relationship too for hit rock.
Some years later, I asked him why he was deliberately sabotaging me. He said he wants the ladies to know what they are getting into. Since him self born female pikin, he wouldn't open his eyes and let me destroy someone daughter's future. 
So, those of una wey una parents dey try arrange for una, you people are very lucky. Me, after I don suffer arrange chick for myself, na my papa go scatter everything.  |
Travel › Re: Truck Driver Drives A Burning Fuel Truck Out Of A Residential Area To Save Lives by AgentGoat: 6:06pm On Jun 11, 2022 |
I salute him.
Please those of you wey get money make una find the man something |
Politics › Re: Erelu Bisi Fayemi Celebrates Her 59th Birthday Today by AgentGoat: 11:55am On Jun 11, 2022 |
She's older than her husband? |
Phones › Re: My Phone Got Stolen And Now This Is Happening To Me. by AgentGoat: 6:24am On Jun 10, 2022 |
TheKingsmann: You done dey mad small small This is not funny. Stop it. |
Health › Re: Prostitutes In Zimbabwe Now Using Bread Packets As Condom Prices Rise by AgentGoat: 10:38pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Persephone1: Ubunja how true is this?
Pun intended ! Is he from Zimbabwe? |