Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 6:26pm On Sep 20, 2023 |
We that came late sef still met it oo in Amazon FC Dartford, some of us were making almost 1k weekly sef. Let me break it down . First four days for night shift is 13.5£perhr, then 5th day is 18.5£ then 6th day is 21.5£ max you could do is 59hrs. The sweet thing is the weekly payment. 😋 I heard DHL was even paying better. Don't know about now Let me blow your mind, when Amazon opened another FC and needed workers, if you agree transfer to the new FC you get 5k £ as Moving expenses. Taal17: Warehouse job for 800quid a week? Where See me see better...where was this when I was in the UK.  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by AgentXxx(m): 8:34am On Sep 13, 2023 |
You are so much on point bro, the best decision I have ever made in my life. Mental sanity is underrated. Screenshot of a friend’s encounter few months back in Lagos, Nigeria. NB: The guy is one diehard fan of a better Nigeria oo 😂 Ghost1994: Something strange happened to me today.
On the highway 6, I got a flat tyre and I parked beside the yellow emergency lane.
To my greatest surprise, cops showed up. I was so afraid that omo na wahala be this…. 😔😔 A Lagos hustler will relate to this kind of thing.
Cop:- you speaks English??
Me: yes I do
Cops:- you got extra tyre 🛞 in there?
Me: yes I do officer
Cops:- we will help you fix it you looked tired 😴 have this water.
I wanted to cry 😢 seeing the humanity in them…
They didn’t asked me anything than this and still gave me water to drink.
I remembered how my own brothers were treating me back home, I couldn’t hold my tears back.
You’ll see your brothers in need and that’s when our officials will devour on you and milk you dry.
Please try and japa don’t let anybody discourage you with everything is expensive… yes is not easy but farrrrrrr better than naija.
Note: japa with right documents and if you do, make sure you abstain from drugs and illegal deals.
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by AgentXxx(m): 8:27am On Sep 13, 2023 |
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Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 9:53am On Sep 07, 2023 |
We also had a baby boy last two weeks too and it was hectic finding where to circumcise but we finally got a Muslim private clinic led by a Dr called Ahmed. Below is their website “drahmedclinic.co.uk” but I will advise you reach out to the number in the website via WhatsApp which is more faster. It cost us 200£ for a date in sept 18th which you will need to pay an initial fee of 45£ as deposit and the rest on the d day. Noworries11: Hey guys ....our baby boy arrived few days back. The hospital does not offer circumcision rather asked us to sort it out ourselves... I still dey shocked like this? Please how do i go about this? We are south east London... a friend said, he heard it cost about £350 to carry out the circumcision on a new born Wahala... Please recommend/advise |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 11:16am On Aug 23, 2023 |
Well done bro, My friend called me last weekend and told me the council didn’t reply the mail but sent a letter instead granting them exemption 😀 so it worked. Thanks once again bro. davide470: On this, I helped draft the email below and so far, I have had 100% success rate from people I shared with. Let the student send this to the council ccing the partner.
Good evening, My name is xx, a full-time international student at xx University and my partner's name is xx. I reside at xx. I had initially requested a council tax exemption as a full-time student but was told my partner is a liable party for council tax because he is not a full-time student. We received the attached bill to this effect for the period xx 2022 - xx 2023 wherein it was split into xx equal installments.
However, Article 3 of the Council Tax (Exempt Dwellings) Order, SI 1992/558 provides that 'A dwelling is exempt from council tax if it falls within any of the following Class N: a dwelling which is either: (a) occupied by one or more residents all of whom are relevant persons; (b) occupied only by one or more relevant persons as term time accommodation.
A relevant person means: (i) a student; (ii) a student's spouse or dependant being in each case a person who is not a British citizen and who is prevented, by the terms of his leave to enter or remain in the UK, from taking paid employment or from claiming benefits or (iii) a person to whom Class C (school or college leavers) of regulation 3(1) of the Council Tax (Additional Provision for Discount Disregards) Regulation 1992 applies.
From the foregoing, please note that I belong to category a(i) I am a student and my partner belongs to category a(ii) he is the spouse of a student. We are both non-British citizens and his visa prevents him from claiming benefits. Subsequently, we qualify for the 100% council tax exemption.
Furthermore, please see below links citing cases whereby 100% exemptions were granted to student dependants by the Court: https://www.casemine.com/judgement/uk/5a8ff72860d03e7f57ea8dcf/amp https://www.lawgazette.co.uk/law/local-government/65852.article
We look forward to your kind response..
Councils dread court cases most times as it does not make sense to be dragged to court for £150/m tax. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 12:26pm On Aug 19, 2023 |
Can you help with the name of the one you tried that requires the property to be in England? Thanks. Schoolhike: Thanks so much,
Tried one before, but most require the property to be England based. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 12:20pm On Aug 13, 2023 |
Quick Question: when can a student switch as a dependent of a tier 2 visa ? Does the student have to wait till graduation? |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 12:18pm On Aug 13, 2023 |
UPDATE: they have sent the mail since last week but haven’t heard from the council, seems they are contemplating, Their previous replies before this mail is ussually less than 24hrs. davide470: On this, I helped draft the email below and so far, I have had 100% success rate from people I shared with. Let the student send this to the council ccing the partner.
Good evening, My name is xx, a full-time international student at xx University and my partner's name is xx. I reside at xx. I had initially requested a council tax exemption as a full-time student but was told my partner is a liable party for council tax because he is not a full-time student. We received the attached bill to this effect for the period xx 2022 - xx 2023 wherein it was split into xx equal installments.
However, Article 3 of the Council Tax (Exempt Dwellings) Order, SI 1992/558 provides that 'A dwelling is exempt from council tax if it falls within any of the following Class N: a dwelling which is either: (a) occupied by one or more residents all of whom are relevant persons; (b) occupied only by one or more relevant persons as term time accommodation.
A relevant person means: (i) a student; (ii) a student's spouse or dependant being in each case a person who is not a British citizen and who is prevented, by the terms of his leave to enter or remain in the UK, from taking paid employment or from claiming benefits or (iii) a person to whom Class C (school or college leavers) of regulation 3(1) of the Council Tax (Additional Provision for Discount Disregards) Regulation 1992 applies.
From the foregoing, please note that I belong to category a(i) I am a student and my partner belongs to category a(ii) he is the spouse of a student. We are both non-British citizens and his visa prevents him from claiming benefits. Subsequently, we qualify for the 100% council tax exemption.
Furthermore, please see below links citing cases whereby 100% exemptions were granted to student dependants by the Court: https://www.casemine.com/judgement/uk/5a8ff72860d03e7f57ea8dcf/amp https://www.lawgazette.co.uk/law/local-government/65852.article
We look forward to your kind response..
Councils dread court cases most times as it does not make sense to be dragged to court for £150/m tax. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 9:39pm On Aug 08, 2023 |
Yolla App Honestydoer: I need to call directly to phone lines urgently. Any help? |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 8:46am On Aug 06, 2023 |
You are blessed bro. Thanks so much I will forward accordingly and give feedback davide470: On this, I helped draft the email below and so far, I have had 100% success rate from people I shared with. Let the student send this to the council ccing the partner.
Good evening, My name is xx, a full-time international student at xx University and my partner's name is xx. I reside at xx. I had initially requested a council tax exemption as a full-time student but was told my partner is a liable party for council tax because he is not a full-time student. We received the attached bill to this effect for the period xx 2022 - xx 2023 wherein it was split into xx equal installments.
However, Article 3 of the Council Tax (Exempt Dwellings) Order, SI 1992/558 provides that 'A dwelling is exempt from council tax if it falls within any of the following Class N: a dwelling which is either: (a) occupied by one or more residents all of whom are relevant persons; (b) occupied only by one or more relevant persons as term time accommodation.
A relevant person means: (i) a student; (ii) a student's spouse or dependant being in each case a person who is not a British citizen and who is prevented, by the terms of his leave to enter or remain in the UK, from taking paid employment or from claiming benefits or (iii) a person to whom Class C (school or college leavers) of regulation 3(1) of the Council Tax (Additional Provision for Discount Disregards) Regulation 1992 applies.
From the foregoing, please note that I belong to category a(i) I am a student and my partner belongs to category a(ii) he is the spouse of a student. We are both non-British citizens and his visa prevents him from claiming benefits. Subsequently, we qualify for the 100% council tax exemption.
Furthermore, please see below links citing cases whereby 100% exemptions were granted to student dependants by the Court: https://www.casemine.com/judgement/uk/5a8ff72860d03e7f57ea8dcf/amp https://www.lawgazette.co.uk/law/local-government/65852.article
We look forward to your kind response..
Councils dread court cases most times as it does not make sense to be dragged to court for £150/m tax. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 9:08pm On Aug 01, 2023 |
No extra money to pay when it’s not that they were sleeping when they put it up in their site. I will keep the house updated. Solumtoya: They have a good case then. They should just reach out to the Council in clear terms. HOWEVER, in the meantime, they should be paying their Council Tax. This happened to me and when the Council finally granted exemption, we were refunded for all paid Council Tax. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 9:07pm On Aug 01, 2023 |
There are not giving any solid reason oo, they just keep hammering that they are only entitled to 25% discount. I personally wouldn’t want them to pay and let’s see how it plays out, I have been sharing screenshots with them so they have the final say on the best way to go about it. Zahra29: Lol, a broke council is an angry one.
Has the council given an explanation for why the dependent is not exempt?
Your friends could sit tight, since they're in the right, and see how far the council takes it. Worst case they might receive a court summons and have solid grounds to win against the council. Chances are the council will cave once their legal team gets involved.
Or, depending on their risk appetite, they could pay and then claim it back from the council. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 9:05pm On Aug 01, 2023 |
Thanks, The fight is on. Adedoks: They are not meant to pay shishi. A full-time student and non British partner dependent. This is clear on every council's website. When they disturbed me in my own council that year I quoted their site in my mail and we were exempted. In this UK study to show yourself approved on every matter or else pounds go just dey show you shege |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 4:20pm On Aug 01, 2023 |
They have done that and sent to them. They are just unnecessarily stubborn Zahra29: They could try asking their university/student advisor to write to the council explaining their exemption. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 3:53pm On Aug 01, 2023 |
They did that in the past but the council still maintains that only the student spouse is entitled to 25% even when it’s clearly stated on the dependent’s Brp that restricted work and no claim to public funds. This is really the first time am hearing of a council being stubborn about this, the bankruptcy has probably gone into their head and just want to get money anyway. With the evidence from their site and brp supporting no claim to public funds and restricted work, won’t they win the council if they eventually get charged to courts, Tbh, I wouldn’t want them to pay any dime because it’s so clear they shouldn’t be paying based on what is clear on their website. Modified: They reached out to citizen’s advice and they also said they are not meant to pay. Zahra29: This clause is worded in a confusing way and open to interpretation by councils.
Some seem to take the view that any foreign spouse dependent is exempt as long as they are not entitled to benefits.
Others want to see a copy of their passport, which shows a stamp stating that they are prevented by immigration regulations to work or claim benefits in the UK.
So if their BRP shows that they are not entitled to work and also cannot take up benefits, then they have no means to pay and are disregarded.
I suggest they complete the discount form from Croydon and provide the supporting evidence and see what they say |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 3:27pm On Aug 01, 2023 |
Please look at this evidence from their Croydon’s website in the picture attached. “A non British spouse of a full time student whose visa restricts work or claiming benefits”. How do we explain that @justwise Zahra29: According to gov UK:
Discounts for full-time students Households where everyone’s a full-time student do not have to pay Council Tax. If you do get a bill, you can apply for an exemption.
To count as a full-time student, your course must:
last at least 1 year involve at least 21 hours study per week If you study for a qualification up to A level and you’re under 20, your course must:
last at least 3 months involve at least 12 hours study per week You’ll get a Council Tax bill if there’s someone in your household who’s not a full-time student, but your household might still qualify for a discount.
So they have to pay council tax, but should apply for a discount from the council on the basis of the student being disregarded/exempt.
They have to apply for the discount though - it's not automatic. In any case they definitely should not ignore letters from the council because the council has the power to take enforcement action to recover the debt, which could result in a court summons, bailiffs or even a prison sentence. Croydon council is bankrupt and will not joke with its money. It recently hiked up its council tax by a substantial amount even though there are many struggling households in its borough.
Edited to add - bear in mind they will also be liable for the tax arrears that has accumulated. They should engage asap with the council to try to agree a payment plan.
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Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 3:10pm On Aug 01, 2023 |
Thanks and God bless for this eye opener I would have put them in trouble, I will share with them. Zahra29: According to gov UK:
Discounts for full-time students Households where everyone’s a full-time student do not have to pay Council Tax. If you do get a bill, you can apply for an exemption.
To count as a full-time student, your course must:
last at least 1 year involve at least 21 hours study per week If you study for a qualification up to A level and you’re under 20, your course must:
last at least 3 months involve at least 12 hours study per week You’ll get a Council Tax bill if there’s someone in your household who’s not a full-time student, but your household might still qualify for a discount.
So they have to pay council tax, but should apply for a discount from the council on the basis of the student being disregarded/exempt.
They have to apply for the discount though - it's not automatic. In any case they definitely should not ignore letters from the council because the council has the power to take enforcement action to recover the debt which could result in a court summons, bailiffs or even a prison sentence. Croydon council is bankrupt and will not joke with its money. It recently hiked up its council tax by a substantial amount even though there are many struggling households in its borough. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 3:09pm On Aug 01, 2023 |
They have only been exchanging mails. justwise: Have them visited the council to explain this? |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 2:47pm On Aug 01, 2023 |
Goodday Sirs/Mas, please is there any update that full time student and dependent have to pay council tax because a friend of mine have been having issues on this with Croydon Council oo, I have checked everywhere and I can’t find anywhere it says student is entitled to 25% while dependent will pay full. Please advise me oo as I have been telling them to ignore any threat mails they send to them.
Thanks in advance. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 10:11am On Aug 01, 2023 |
Yolla eniola1010: I dont know how true but i have been seeing some posts about naric and ecctis being discontinued, they are saying all new immigrants requiring t2 must have ielts or uk degree?
Also is there an app one can use to call nigeria directly from uk? |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 2:34pm On Jul 21, 2023 |
Am using Octopus, still need the referral code? samsmokey: Who is on Octopus and willing to give me a referral code? |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 5:18pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
Announcement Announcement 📢 If we have anyone in London who does small chops, please kindly reach out. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 8:33am On Jun 18, 2023 |
Thanks boss. God bless you semmyk: You're probably looking for this on page 1001 |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 12:17pm On Jun 17, 2023 |
Who plate number help? 😝 we no Dey pay road tax or insurance 😝 Lexusgs430: I love the fact say all of una dyu owner's, dey share the same registration number ........🤣😜 |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 7:03am On Jun 17, 2023 |
Abeg who can guide me to the long post from Living in the Uk Part2 on various method to get into the teaching line in 🇬🇧. Please kindly help a brother. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 6:52am On Jun 17, 2023 |
Attached below is pictures of my baby girl. I get alarm key sef. If car owners flaunt their key, am covered. One of the affordable and durable hybrid bike out there. Oga Lexusgs430 sef no fit do shakara for me. You get Honda jazz. I get DYU A1F 😝 NB: one thing you need to change before you can really enjoy it is the tyre. Make it anti puncture. gmacnoms: Yesterday, I really did wish it was foldable or electric.
Na this one and scooter Dey my mind sef. Once I don pay Lapo dia money finish, I go buy electric and scooter.
Electric comes in handy, especially in places with hills.
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Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 4:16pm On Jun 16, 2023 |
That is why I got myself an hybrid foldable bike. I fit use electric or manual and if I tire to even pedal, I fold am put inside train. gmacnoms: Bristol and hills. And local man body don too stiff.
If I ride small, I go roll am small.
It was really stressful. 30 minutes ride took me 1hour plus.
At a point, I was looking for where to even keep it and enter bus to my house. 😁 |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 8:32pm On Jun 13, 2023 |
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Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 3:24pm On Jun 13, 2023 |
@bigtt76 I think you dropped something about re routing one’s postal mail from previous address, can you help me with that? |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 10:43am On Jun 11, 2023 |
Hello there, I will suggest you download this App “Speech Blubs” and let him access it frequently. It worked well for my daughter, hopefully should do the same for yours. Cheers! Joyfuljoyful: Hello everyone.
My son turned 4 this May and his words are not clear enough. He can recite the alphabets and spell 2 letter words, speak complete sentences, make conversations and can read and write but his speech is not completely clear. When he speaks fast. We can hardly hear what he's saying. Nursery teacher has asked that we fill a form for them to book him in to see the GP so he can be checked. I was wondering if its advisable to to fill the form?
We are afraid he may be stigmatised as having a condition and so trying to see if we can wait it out. We also dont want him to loose his confidence or retreat into himself in the process of being worked on by the specialist. We were hoping when he turns 4 he would outgrow it but we are still hhopeful. Whats your take on it please? Thanks. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 11:06am On Jun 07, 2023 |
Well done bros, You have got great writing skills. rinzylee: Hello everyone.....Happy new month!!!
It has been a while.... as it started to get quite hot with arguments and fights here and there.
Anyway...like I promised, I have been able to defeat my lazy self and decided to finally pen down my experience with Egypt air to and fro Nigeria.
To start.... who gave that negative review ? 🤔
Aha.... here we go. Relax and read.....
You would excuse my interlacing the story with pidgin English.... apologies.
I had a lot to settle back home in Nigeria (business deals, babe issues, NIN, parent's health).... so I wasn't exactly travelling for fun. I kept delaying getting my ticket as Money never show. I had committed some decent sum of £ to my export business and payment delayed a bit, so I was unable to buy BAor any other direct flight.
Infact, I told babe that I had cancelled my trip and apologised. Told her I would work towards July or August.
My office had booked me for a fellowship training at RSM London so I knew I was gonna be in London between 19th and 21st of May. And because I had made initial plans "based on logistics" I took 10 days of my annual leave as far back as late March.
Anyway... one day after seeing a patient, I went to Egypt Air website and checked the prices. If I remember, this was 9th of May, price was £587 2pm return (LHR to Cairo, Cairo to LOS - 20th May and LOS to Cairo, Cairo to LHR 5th June, 2023) 10:10pm take off was £608.
I barely had £200 left on me, so I took an overdraft from my bank, and booked my ticket.
I was going home!!!
My line manager had earlier approved only 10 days and was away on annual leave, so I needed someone to add 2 extra days- na there wahala start.
Good news..... my Team lead (also my direct clinical lead) visits my clinic the next day and while checking up on me, asks me how my travel plans were coming. Na so I begin tell am say, I no get money o, say cheapest ticket na im I buy and would love to have 2 extra days added. Fiam....she approved and said please go and see your family and your other half. 
I quickly used Bluelight app and got discounted tickets with National Express to London (20% off). Used same app and bought some stuff at sports direct (15% off), entered Zara and bought perfumes on sales promotion, went to lidl,aldi, sainsbury and chattered chocolates and biscuits...... shebi dem say UK people stingy... I go prove them wrong 😂.
Perfumes were for mum, my 2 sisters, 2 sisters in-law, babe and her best friend who was instrumental in ..... taaa see aprokp people 
19th by 8am I landed London and went for my training. I went to Croydon to spend the night with my cousin who had 30kg worth of load for village people . Na lie o... she buys stuff here and ships to naija. Making decent money o.
20th was the finalé of the training.
Things were moving fine.....
Ok...lest I forget, my cousin showed me shop in Croydon (choice stores) ....I wept. Shirts of £100 are sold for £20 or less during SALES. They also offer 10% discount for NHS staff.
Yeah...so flight was 10.10pm and by 5.30pm I set out.
Now the movie begins......
I checked in on-line the previous night and selected great seats. Went to bed happy cos I knew I was on top of my game.
I put my passport in my breast pocket and 30mins into the journey from Croydon to Heathrow, I removed it and put in the crossbag I hung over my chest..... this was the beginning of sorrows.
7.50pm I get a call from someone who had shoe to send home. Guess what ?? 😭
While answering the call and trying to get my backpack off, I took the cross back off my neck and dropped on the seat, and continued with the call.
8.10pm we arrived Heathrow and I was still on the call because he was trying to locate me. This is someone I told 2 weeks to my travel and pleaded to post the shoe to me.....phew 😡
Well... I got up, put my back pack on, and walked to the luggage carrier to unmount my box (I had 3 bags - 2 x 23kg, 1 carry on and my backpack containing my work laptop and documents).
Children of God, I walked away without looking back. Unknown to me, I had left the most important document in UK as far as I was concerned behind. Village people 1: 0 Me
I usually leave my BRP, debit cards and driver's license in my phone pouch which finally is secured in same crossbag, but while making this call, I was holding this particular phone which I eventually slid into my backpack. ...... Village people 1: 1 Me
8.20pm I got to the Egypt air check in counter at terminal 2 (Queen's Terminal), smiled to the guys and while we were talking , they asked for my passport..... I touched my breastpocket and had 100 pins go through my chest in an instant.
I just said..... oh what manner of man have I become tonight. Oh who would believe my misfortune.
I had palpitations, momentary surge of adrenaline, goosebumps and chills all at the same time.....
Then I froze... ... after 10 seconds...I could only mutter... "The bus" ....
My legs started to fail me.... I could only speak in tongues at this time. That was the only thing that could bring calm to me.
I tried to beg them to have me leave my trolley there at the counter.it fell on deaf ears. So I swung into action.... I started running while pushing my trolley. I hated technology that day. Everything became irritating, the lift, the escalators, I hated law and order that day....... alas.... I succumbed to waiting for technology to discipline me.
By the time I came out to Central bus station where I had earlier alighted, I saw the bus that brought me... X26 pulling away and driving off.... .... I froze.
Better don't miss the rapture.... I remembered the story of the 10 virgins, and felt what the 5 foolish ones felt..... they were all asleep, but they had no oil. They were caught in that 1 moment they let their guards down..... Please don't be caught unprepared...
Sadly, London buses are not like national express or other coaches that have longer loading times, these ones no get joy.
By this time I had just 30mins left for boarding to close..... the deed was done. The nearest stop was 18mins away. There was no magic to getting that bus to stop...No one had the bus driver's number. Oh I forgot, everyone is in a hurry in London.
After 10mins of staring and gazing at no one and nothing in particular, I pushed my trolley up again back to Egypt Air counter.
Oh lest I forget..... I was making a surprise video for babe. I was talking about how I have pulled a fast one on her and how against all odds, I was finally gonna see her. Village people had other plans......
Half time score
Village people 2 : 1 Me
When I got to the counter, the guy suggested deboarding and removing me from the flight against appearing as "No Show"... I consented and that was done. I was directed to the ticket kiosk to see what it would take to reschedule.
The man I saw there said it was £208 to reschedule for the next day Sunday 21st May, 2023.
But there was a problem......... what was the guarantee that my passport would be found before 10.10pm Sunday night.
It was a mix of emotions for me at this point .... Money invested, promises made, surprises planned, stress from work, Joy of travelling home almost being short-circuited, anger at myself, anger at the guy who called me at that time, and many more.
I said .... Ok.... I'd be back tomorrow, please reschedule me.
His response : I can only hold it for 30mins, because you will have to pay to make it valid. After 30mins, a new rate will apply.
I just nodded and rolled my trolley away.
When I got to the lobby, I kept looking out for every X26 bus that would pull up.... after the subsequent 3 , I was advised to go home. Time now was 11.30pm.
I got the number and email address of TFL lost item department and lodged a complaint. The phone number would never connect incidentally.
Full time score:
Village people 3: 1 Me.
It was a cold night and the ride home was a solemn one. My headsets broke before I travelled, I got an earpod for babe, it took a lot of resistance and thoughtfulness not to open the box and make it mine.
Got home, my cousin served me food , I ate , laughed and bantered myself, we all laughed and praised God.... What if there was a reason
Well..... Good thing.... my cousin was in with me on the surprises planned.. My parents didn't know I was coming, my siblings didn't know either except my immediate elder and younger brothers.
I had a good warm bath, laid me down, and forced some sleep.
Sunday 21st May, 2023.
6am till 10am ....... online service because yours truly was so tired to attend a physical service.
10.30am , I set out to the closest TFL garage at Croydon, it was a 45min trip to Beddington Lane, Croydon.
First office redirected me to the next compound... I saw many buses and few human beings. Village people started whispering....today is Sunday, no one will be around. Better go home o. I said... no way. I will push to the end.
Second office... met a Nigerian who directed me to a white man. I made my reason for coming known and I was asked to describe what was in the bag.
A toothbrush A toothpaste 1 hair comb 1 Nigerian international passport 1 key holder
First 3 black bags.... not anywhere near mine.
My heart stopped for 2 secs.... i started thinking of what I would go through with Nigerian High Commission especially after reading stories of disappointments here.
Kai. ...... Lord show me mercy! Just do something dear Lord, this was all I kept muttering while keeping a smiling face.
Then suddenly , he said...oh wait... there's another bag here.... let's check it and like God did in Genesis 1, Light came forth from darkness... there lay all my mentioned possessions. I just kept saying thank you. He said... you alright mate? You can go.
The Nigerian man sh ..... started asking me to dash him something nah. I was too happy to respond to him. Baba kept me extra 5 mins , and after seeing I was not interested in his business, started preaching against Village people .
Return leg :
First half
Me 2 : 0 Village people 
Bag in hand , I ran to the tram and headed home..... but not without playing a prank on my cousin and her husband.
They called while I was on my way home....and I answered with a sad tone[b]. "Please can I explain when I come back?" No way forward for now.[/b] . Of course, IT IS WELL was the response 😂 😂
Got home and got them laughing after realising I pranked them.
Cousin asked the Almighty question...." still travelling
I replied.... I am leaving for the airport right now....I had my bath, ate and this time , my cousin's husband joined me. I sat on the same seat as yesterday again 😂 ..... i no dey hear word.... but I needed to pepper Village people too 
Got to the counter again and was redirected to the ticket kiosk. We were 2 hrs early and Oga was on break. Finally , he came around and opened his window.
Introductions done and purpose of visit explained.
Oga pressed calculator and gave me the painful news....price to reschedule was now £292.80. The thing pinch my chest. I pleaded for a discount and explained what happened yesterday, which fell on deaf ears again.
Village people started singing and dancing and praising their ancestors, but they didn't know, that I serve a living God.
I paid the £292 and released my in-law to go home.
I proceeded to boarding and checked in my bags.
When I got to the depature lounge after immigration checks, it then occurred to me how tired and stressed my body was from these 2 days. Every joint and muscle was aching.
I sat down, brought out my work laptop and completed some tasks I carried over from Thursday. Sent outstanding emails and logged off NHS until further notice. Infact I assigned a task to my colleague and shut down before she could say pim. I needed to go off anything that had to do with sick people at this moment.
I closed my eyes and took a deep breath, opened them and kept staring at the screen until my boarding gate was announced.
I took tired steps towards the booth, each thud sounded like £292 😩 😢
Thankfully the check-in guys were nice and gave me an aisle seat. 😊
When I got into the plane and sat down, I closed my eyes and muttered "Thank you Jesus".
Full time score
Me 6 : 3 Village people
I won.
I had just 1 neighbour, the middle seat was vacant. I had a great leg room. In-flight entertainment was not bad at all.
I made sure I utilized that £292 I paid as penalty ... I ordered for water and coffee like 20 times. I took my earphones home and I left nothing uneaten, whether tasty or not. Whenever I remember my £292 again, I order water and coffe again 😢.
We took off at exactly 10:10pm
By 4.04am we landed Cairo International Airport..... I wept for Nigeria...... we went off to the waiting lounge for connecting flights and time when we got settled was 5am or so. I think Egypt was 2hrs ahead , so it was around 6 or 7am now. I was a bit confused , so I just kept my eyes and ears open..... I heard Village people are intercontinental too. So I kept my whole armour on, we were winning this battle!!!!
I met a couple of Nigerians and instantly the politicians in me kicked in and we had amazing discussions about Nigeria. A few of them were doctors, we talked about the medical practice in UK compared to Australia, Saudi Arabia and Nigeria. Everyone spoke about how it was in their base. ..... E be like say person go dey consider Australia o 🤔 🤔....
Boarding announced and we muuueeevvved.......
The Egyptian immigration officers no dey smile o. They kept frisking me like I carry person kidney or I be Amoda pikin 😉.....
Kai...Nigerians no get rep for these Arabian nations o... they just dey talk to us anyhow. .... it is well o.
This second plane from Cairo to Naija was smaller. There wasn't as much leg room like the One from London and it was full to the brim.
Please what are Nigerians doing in Egypt...? 🤔 😕
Work dey? 
9.05am we took off........I had a brit and Libyan as seat neighbours and we talked business.....
Anyway..... as usual...I chop all the food. My neighbour want throway him cake, I collect am chop, I drank water like 292 times , I took all the headphones o... ah I must recover my money o. I go open shop for berger or oshodi with branch at Peckham 😂 😁.....
Oh i forgot ... they served us twice...
Cake and juice 20mins into the flight
Main meal after 1.30hrs into the flight
They were friendly hosts and hostesses I must say.
1.17pm Nigerian time we landed MMIA......
Lagos arrivals is like a toilet.
God forbid BAT thing again.....Tụfịakwa 🤮
I was embarrassed for my country... let's leave this story for another day.
....let me close this curtain here... when I get ginger , I'd write about my return trip. I would have loved to write about my stay in Naija, but it would reveal so much.
Return trip was beautiful....I think I fell in love a bit with Egypt air....
Good morning!!!! |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by AgentXxx(m): 3:12am On Jun 05, 2023 |
Can you please give details of this experience? Thanks. AirBay: The popo will soon come for him, if he cannot explain source of funds or show evidence.. e don be for him.. I have personal experience with this. |