₦airaland Forum

IRAPADA:
God pls deliver us frm d hand of this islamic melitants

Even in the bible, the Israelites were fighting the Philistines not depending only on prayer and fasting for God to send his angels to come and deliver them.

Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said "4ukc him!"

The Vicar's Salary

The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.

Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the area, stands up and proclaims:
'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new BMW every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, 'If the Vicar will stay on here I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!'

More sighs and loud applause.

Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,

'If the Vicar stays, I will give him s-e.x.'

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her:

'Mrs Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'

Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said "4 ukc him!"

[quote author=emy_nike link=topic=456356.msg6361615#msg6361615 date=1278764470]LOL, JUST SOME PARENTS TELLING NIGERIANS; WE CAN'T TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN CHILDREN, PLEASE AGN HELP US![/quote]Exactly, most parents just let their children watch everything, except p.or.n.  What they are implying is that if adults act adult roles children won't copy, shebi? I've seen parents allowing their children to watch[b] Original Sin[/b] (starring Angelina Jolie and Antonio Baderas)

Please don't allow your parents to die in poverty

Young lady I will advice you as below
   
My Ex Wants To Have Lunch And A Talk! https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=78530.msg5916077#msg5916077

TEE MAMA:
my lovely gal bye gone is bye gone no matter the way he cares for u during your courtship it has gone you dont need to flash back to him again what sweet him then that make him to leave u then he should return to that thing dont spoil your present with your past that u have nothing to gain from it again.

Re: My Amiable Nairalanders: ! https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=473041.msg6350367#msg6350367

TEE MAMA:
so that means you people are not compartible i all areas since you are planning to get married 2012 and she eagering to get married now, mind you comfront her and tell her your mind so as to free your self.

And this is[b] how to love[/b], please take note
Re: Why Do Women Always Want To "Marry Up"? https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=100284.msg5839898#msg5839898

TEE MAMA:
yes we ladies must marry up cos our parent suffered alot for us to grow up and become a better person in future to dry the sufferness in their body if someone like that now decided to marry someone that is not rich dont u view such parent might die in poverty.

It is said that women prefer attached men because, simply being attached, it means another woman has already "screened" that man and deemed him as a suitable companion. Therefore, the ground work has already been done for them. I like that theory. Since being attached, women are definitely more likely to pursue me than in the past, not that i go out much now anyway. Also, I think women just prefer the company of men who aren't pushy or desperate, which unfortunately is how a lot of single men might act around them. Married/attached men don't crave female attention, and wind up getting a lot more of it for that very reason.

impactbiz: Re: God Will Give You Your Dreamt Job

impactbiz:
DO YOU THAT NIGERIANS PROBLEMS CAN BE YOUR STATRING POINT?
SO SORRY FOR CONFRONTING YOU WITH THIS QUESTION.


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Give yourself an A. Olodo

Agibecky:
There are two cultures ruling and ruining Nigeria.
The culture of corruption and the culture of hypocrisy.

We should support our Senate to expose all corrupt officials even though the members of the Senate are not saints.

The way our so called elected rulers plunder our country makes one sick.
They are so shameless.

how, because they are short changed. If they are settled very well will you hear this? What happened to the power probe and others?

makajibbz:
now tell me dey dont deserve to be castrated!!!
poor people are on the street,that dont even have 200naira, then one person dey spend that amount of money on himself and family, nonsense!!!!!!

the family members will come here and tell you to forget government, don't blame them and develop your community.

netcoach:
Let us leave these "thieves" alone and see how we better our own lives for good. Ogbulafor was sacrificed because he said that the North will rule for another 4 years from 2011-2015. His "pilfering"case was revisited and he was forced to resign to go and sought himself out. Nwodo of the ID scam took over to do the bidding of GJ. Little wonder he postulated that GJ is free to contest. He will ensure that GJ is the PDP candidate. That is the reason for choosing him. Any day he misbehaves or speak against GJ, his case file will be dusted up in ICPC or is it EFCC draws and he will re-appear in court for the crime he purportedly committed.

I am not bothered about who rules Nigeria at all and I know that all well meaning Nigerians are in the same class with me. The North ruled Nigeria for about 38 years. What did they achieve for the average Northerner? Obj ruled for 8 years what did an average Yoruba man gain from his kleptomaniac leadership? All his boys and gals from all the tribes of Nigeria are all super rich today. The poorest part of Nigeria is the North in all development indices, yet her people led Nigeria both military and civilians and the average Northerner is worse for it. They only give the Almajiri's tuwon masara  and kunu and then enslave them forever to do their bidding. When they want riot they send them to burn churches and kill Southerners. These so called Northern politicians clamouring for power again are not doing it on altruistic basis rather on what they will gain. They want to continue looting the commonwealth from the oil rich Niger Delta region. If Niger Delta is in Northern Nigeria, the North would have separated from the rest of Nigeria to be alone. This is the truth the likes of IBB, Atiku, Yakassai, Dikko etc wont want to be told. I am not from Niger Delta. Even if Goodluck Jonathan becomes our elected president in 2011 what will the average Ijaw man on the street gain? I sincerely believe that he should take governance to a higher level and deliver the so called democracy dividends and the whole Nigeria irrespective of geopolitical zone will vote for him. Development has no enemy at all. In 1993, MKO won convincingly the June 12 Presidential election even beating Bashir Tofa in his Kano home state. At that period in time, we have 2 parties, a Northern Muslim (IBB) was the military head of state of Nigeria, and Tofa of NRC and MKO of SDP were all Moslems. The Christians did not protest at all, but when OBJ appointed a service Chief from the Christian North (Kogi State) the religious bigots cried blue murder.

To me Nigeria should be ruled on merit. God fearing people from any tribe should rule Nigeria ad infinitum. The Bush Family in the US have ruled and are still ruling in US today, nobody cares. What matters is delivering electoral promises. Bill Clinton ruled US for 8 years and the wife nearly got the Democratic Party ticket and today she's the Secretary of State.
GJ should develop Nigeria-North and South simultaneously , fight the fat corrupt thieves masquerading as Politicians, Bureaucrats, Technocrats and Contractors and send them to jail, ensure constant power supply and security of life and properties. Make education affordable and accessible to our teeming youths, fix our roads and hospitals and ensure that all corrupt people in Nigeria lose all their ill-gotten wealth to the nation. Whoever will do the above should rule Nigeria.

My bros Nigerians with all their so called intellects never accept this type of reasoning.  Thank you, this shows there are few sane people remaining in this useless country. I wish people like these are up to 60million of the so called 150million population. te country would have been better.

obailala:
http://pointblanknews.com/News/os3576.html

We need more of this!!
Its high time these militants channeled their wrath on these thieves who call themselves our leaders cos they are the real enemies of the niger delta.

Militants 1 0 ND Polithieves
this is what I call a good scoreline. But he is worshiped in Bayelsa State as the long awaited messiah
meanwhile in all his years representing Bayelsa state on the NDDC board, there is no tangible project to show for it, except in his hometown Opokuma, constructed roads, did land reclamation, built standard jetty, electrification of the entire community, gave the NDDC buses, bikes, cars, contracts etc to little boys who don't know what to do with the new found free booty.

I know they will come here and start posting rub.bish. Bring it on, I am waiting.

femmy2010:
N380k and N410k without and with ac respectively.

Hi, does this include the landing cost to Port Harcourt?

sosoramon:
CORRUPTION IS SO MUCH IN THIS COUNTRY, ALL OUR SENATORS ARE EARNING MORE THAN THE UNITED STATE PRESIDENT [color=#990000][/color]

It's not corruption my brother, this is their legitimate wage, you can not arrest or prosecute them.  the problem is that when workers demand for more pay they are quick to point out the nation cannot afford such wages imagine workers demanding for Minimum Salary of N50K/month take home and they are complaining which is even way below the lowest allowance they receive.

When you discuss with youths, it is then you will realize nigeria is doomed. the level of reasoning is below average. how can we progress?

Ok, that's a fair price. will contact you when the cash is complete. hope all your charges are included?

agitator:
how much can you get this MAZDA 626 GD 2.2 Series for me to port harcourt

MAZDA 626 GD 2.2 Series 2 was manufactured in 1992

femmy2010:
what year is the ride posted in the pics?1991/92 right?

1992

how much can you get this MAZDA 626 GD 2.2 Series for me to port harcourt

how much can you get this MAZDA 626 GD 2.2 Series for me to port harcourt

Mother India

edoboi:
enemy of progress, make una leave oshiomhole alone and make una wey be criminals and illegal immigrant beware of Edo state because you guys can no longer commit crime in edo state thats why you are shouting and crying foul, this project has come to stay with the good people of edo state whether u like it or not, we have proven that we are the heart beat of Nigeria thats why changes are stating from edo state.

don't know how this will stop crime. maybe you will have border posts where you will be checking everybody that comes into edo state.

tunde121oke:
Prices of 15-inches LCD monitors



LG monitors: 20,000 NGN

Mercury monitors: 18,500 Naira - 20,000 Naira

Samsung monitors: N19,000 - N20,000


Prices of 17-inches LCD monitors



LG monitors: 23,000 NGN

HP monitors: N26,000 – N28,500

HP monitors with built-in speaker: N29,000

Mercury monitors: 23,000 Naira - 24,500 Naira

Samsung monitors: N22,000 - N24,000

Acer monitors: N20,000

Dell monitors: N26,000


Prices of 19-inches LCD monitors



LG monitors: 26,000 NGN

HP monitors: N30,000

Mercury monitors: 24,000 Naira - 25,500 Naira

Samsung monitors: N26,000

Smart dude knows prices of lg monitors

and is asking about N4K laptops

tunde121oke:
i see this in the papers and magazine that you can get a laptop for as low as N4000.you have to pay for the guide ,i dont want to be scamMed .does anyone have an idea of this ?

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Kobojunkie:
uum . . . . what about the governor? lol

same question i'm asking. All these useless militants should have deleted these crooks and lets see if the federal and so called multinational companies won't fall in line. The situation of the Niger delta is like a man whose house is burning chasing a rat.

Allowing the so called leaders to loot them dry while complaining about companies not developing the niger delta. they don't understand the real meaning of social responsibility.

my only annoyance is why the militants didn't take out this guys. I wish I am a militant, all this idiots would have been deleted

It shouldn't end there he must be tried, also the governor still there and he's equally as corrupt as the deputy. 9ja politricks dirty democrazy.

influentia:
Pls I really need this right now for my 1yr 4mths old daughter
I know what am talking about, pls how can I make orders

Are you sure her kitten can take it. Plus won't the despoiler easily remote it and have his way?