₦airaland Forum

nippa:
Pls Ben,i saw this advert on paper yesterday and my cousin was one or your candidates last yr,pls can u specify the amount u charge 4 your admission and d skool both someone who doesnt score upto 180 in jamb. Also,can u help someone who wants to serve in lagos state 4 the NYSC?

Which advert and in which paper?
I just sorry for the gullible Nigerians una dey take shine

[quote author=King_Tut link=topic=457503.msg6262229#msg6262229 date=1277215733]Who told you this one? Someone posted a different team eralier. I hope this is the team though.[/quote]It's an authentic, reliable information.

I predict Nigeria advance to the next round.

      Nigeria line-up (Official)




                                                                                                Vincent Enyeama


                  Chidi Odiah                                    Joseph Yobo                                     Danny Shittu                              Taye Taiwo





Peter Odemwingie                                             Dickson Etuhu                                Lukman Haruna                           Chinedu Obasi





                                       Obafemi Martins                                                                                    Aiyegbeni Yakubu

netotse:
i hear we're now up to 3,700MW that beats the previous record. . .

Forget what you hear in Nigeria, especially from government officials (both civil servants and appointed officials).

It's only in Nigeria that a non-functioning project is commissioned and will be widely reported by the press.  The media will be filled with congratulatory messages, including messages from religious bodies and c(t)hiefs.

soloqy:
Goodluck to you then. Its no pulldown syndrome, its genuinely puzzling to me for someone with such a massive project to not have the knowledge to even kick off. You talked about having a backing of your bank. I still wonder what Bank,(in these uncertain times) would give you the facilities for such without you proving to them beyond all doubts that you are capable of delivering what you propose.

Anyways, good luck.

It's the Cecelia Ibru style banks, you don't need to prove anything to get the loan.

rasputinn:
[size=16pt]UK officials quiz Ibori in Jail[/size]

After the recent jailing of two of Ibori’s associates, Mrs. Christine Ibori-Ibie and Ms. Udoamaka Okoronkwo, [size=24pt]the UK Crown Prosecution Service has commenced the trial of the ex-governor’s wife, Theresa Ibori, and one of his lawyers, Bhadresh Gohil[/size].

The trial was adjourned last Friday to enable the court to decide on a fresh application on Monday regarding [size=24pt]Gohil’s[/size] renewed application for a separate trial, saharareporters said.

Mr & Mrs Enjoyment1 Our-turn selingel Oboma1 take note even a lawyer is on trial. you may be next in line.

Seun:
Found this online:  http://www.b3tards.com/v/4e1520daed1ef3d6303e/bend.gif

lwkmd

kshow1:
I think it is high time that a bill should be passed that anybody seeking any political office in Nigeria must be a tertiary institution graduate.

That is what has kept us where we are today?  How many of the so called tertiary institution graduates really passed the exams?

good for Africans then, we practice to play with orange, plastic ball, rubber balls manufactured from the rubber plantations.

That's why Enyeama use messiless messi shine

basking4me:
Newcreatio, Thank you for reminding us what a profession is ,

The highest paid profession or professional would be the guy who runs his own business.

He may not be so rich when starting out but he's getting there in time.

There is nothing as fulfilling and complementing as running your own time, business and deciding for yourself, how much you want to earn. So as a professional practising my profession in my own company, i can decide to want a salary of N5million a month.

That simply translates to tuning my work to make sure that my net per month is in excess of 5M, so I can pay my salary and those of my staff and keep the company running.

If everybody buys your idea who will be your staff? robots or human beings?

Aero Dept:
Aero Contractors Warri Airport
Osubi Airport, Warri Delta Steate Nigeria




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The Human Resources Department of [b]Areo Contractors Airlines is delighted to announce it's 2010 Recruitment Exercise which is open to all applicant from around the globe.


Areo Contractors Airlines seek to employ professional in Airlines/Aviation Engineers from around the world, therefore if you believe you posses such qualification, do forward to us your current resume/CV to (hr.aerorecruitmentdept@gmail.com)for screening and at the same time make sure you complete the below information:

FULL NAME,

DATE OF BIRTH, SEX,

ADDRESS,

NATIONALITY,


POSITION APPLY FOR,


CURRENT TELEPHONE,

EMAIL,



NOTE:
All positions are Vacant in our newly Established Branch,

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Air Hostess
Food and Beverage Manager
House keeper
Chef
Store keeper
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Production Engineering
HSE Officer
Project Management
Computer Engineering
Designing Engineering
Electrical/Electronics, Software
Network Engineering
Software Engineer
Financial Manager
Chief Administrative Officer
Assist Admin.
Web Designer
Financial Analyst
Software Quality Assurance engineer
District Manager.
Computer Technician,
Product Manager
Customer Relations Manager
Senior Sales & Support Coordinator
Production Officer
Instrumentation Engineer
Forman
Senior Wells Support Engineer
Harbour Pilot / Mooring Master
Systems and Production Manager
Reservoir Engineers
Technical Sales Engineer


Human Resources Department of Areo Contractors Airlines shall contact you with details about job offer if your resume pass our screening process. If we did not reply to your resume kindly note that you were not selected and do not bother to send an email regarding to that as we may not reply to your query.

Yours faithfully,


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Human Resources Manager
+2347067100608

add these additional blunders. The i.d.iot started posting this yesterday.  Which company will openly display the telephone number of their HR Manager?

pro01:
This argument is inherently flawed. Otherwise, girls would only date guys that are already dating other girls, and how exactly does that work?  Also' I think 'happening guy' does not describe a guy with a girlfriend/wife; merely having a girlfriend or wife does not make one hot property. 'Happening guy' is the handsome and suave sharp-dresser that drives one or two nice cars and maintains a healthy bank account. . .and also knows his way around town. Whether he is single or married is irrelevant; he'll keep chopping, cleaning mouth, and moving on to the next meal. In fact being single will even help his cause - who needs a 'partner' to cramp one's style?

As much as i will not dispute your opinion, I have come across girls who do it.

monkeyleg:
@Rasputin,

Please my bro take heart. I have also felt this passionately about mis-rule in Delta state. Deltan's deserve more. So it really makes me so sad when I see people come on here and defend anything Ibori did. How can they let themselves be despoiled over and over, by the same evil person. All I wish for Deltan's is Justice.

They are not defending Ibori, they are working for their own pockets, but what annoys me most is when they mention God with their stin.king mouths.

women some times see single guys as rejects and who wants a reject when there are happening (Courtesy: Boma Erekosima) guys.  Women are just like that.

bjmighty:
Did i just see pictures of Laptops in the computer room? One by one they will start relocating to the teachers apartment!!!

Am surprised too That's why it is New Ultra Modern (mobile computer room) 

surveyways:
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on topic

how sure are you that this will function safely? can we maintain it? It is common knowledge that it's maintenance free, but periodic checks need to be done for safety reasons. Even if it will create 10Million jobs i don't want this plant to be in my dear Delta State.

what has this got to do with career?

Nigeria will win this World Cup - WC 2010

Don't fall for these sick tricks!
1) Advance-fee frauds and fake lotteries
2) Bogus charities
3) Boiler rooms
4) Investment seminars
5) Phishing emails
6) Ponzi and pyramid schemes
for full details and comments to . See source http://www.lovemoney.com/news/manage-your-finances/six-scams-to-shun-1347.aspx

Professionals
Politician
Pastor
Militants

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chidichris:
what are we celebrating in the arrest and persecution of opositions to the govt? will it not be funny if jonathan fails in becoming the pressident come 2011 and ibori will be made the all and all because his group is in charge?
where are we going from here?

In my opinion, let them fight themselves since the masses are not bold enough to stand up to these elite thieves. With time they will be more careful in stealing considering the consequences if they fall out with the powers that be. Steal less 10% and do more 90% compared to what obtains at present where more is stolen 95% and less 5% is used for the masses benefit.

Ibori don't worry wait Mr & Mrs Enjoyment1 Our-turn selingel Oboma1 are on the way no need for bail don't mind the st.u.pid Dubai police Did you steal their money, instead of being grateful to you for adding to their economy. ungratful brats

neuro:
@ Knotty , @ Agitator, I thank u for at least contributing bt i mst tell u i am highly incensed by your comments suggesting dt dis post is jst an attempt @ publicity or advertisement. OMG!!! hw cd u thnk like dt? Now for d records and for d sake of others who may toll your lines of thnkn hear dis
I dnt knw any of d people u talked abt.
2. I dnt even live in nigeria!!! check my ip address if u cn , u will see i'm communicating frm Italy!! The incident happened last year while I was in d country.
3. The acct is domiciled at GTB Ilupeju, u cn go and find out
im tryn nt 2 get angry bt im compelled to hate dis nonsense! Many people hv said things dt r nt exactly complimentary bt suggesting a publicity stunt is jst an opinion carried too far for God's sake
check my profile and u will see dt i joined NL a couple of weeks ago, I dnt sell books, I am a doctoral student in an italian lab
type my real name Oyadeyi A.S on Google and you will see some of my scientific publications and d fact that I work for a Nigerian University as well
I am angry , very angry

So, how many have you sold?

poboski:
@akinde, that was witty of you. i really wonder what some people think when they post such messages on forums like this. is it an offer or invitation for interview. lets be clear about these two words. one only has an offer when the employment letter with terms and conditions including salary per annum are clearly stated. in fact in some cases the invitation for interview letters might show the pay package. so mr or mrs or miss EM EYE. try next time, that wasnt smart enough.

jmakinde:
@poboski,

I stand to be corrected. The guy said he has two "OFFER Letters" and not two "invitation for test letter" it is in your own imagination and thinking that makes you to read meaning or assumed that he was talking about invitation for test or something like that. I would advice you check your dictionary for the word "OFFER" so if he has two offer letters from two different banks then he has the answers his requesting for except he posted his request by using the wrong word "OFFER" instead of invitation which i am not ready to assume on his behalf.

stop attacking the guy. you are misunderstanding what he meant. witty (synonyms) humorous, amusing, droll, clever, sharp.
He was pointing out how smart you are in detecting the anomaly.

knotty:
in my opinion somebody is trying to market a product here. my opinion may be wrong, pls but i am entitled to it.
Nero, Stagger and Country man are all one and the same person with many aliases trying to sell a book. ain`t nothing wrong in that but honesty has been compromised.

I sensed it, but just replied for other readers. Even when it is proven that a post is for marketing or 419 people still respond to such posts on nairaland.

i have seen people compromising their pin numbers, at some atm terminals, especially month ends when workers collect salary it is crowded and instead of people to keep their distance to enable the person withdrawing to enter his/her pin discretely.  You will see people shoving even the person collecting and most times they are not bothered only interested in collecting the cash.  I always insist people give me some space, if they refuse I refrain from entering my pin.  You will hear some people abusing you "how much do you have? you think I'm a thief? In fact how did you get the money? and so many derogatory remarks will be made.  There are thieves among them and the honest innocent ones will support them, because to their knowledge you are alleging that they are all crooks.

[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=451758.msg6102144#msg6102144 date=1274961967][color=#000099][b]I am talking about the 4 refineries sold to Femi Otedola and Dangote. . .
Now u may dis-agree with the sale,but what has happened since then?[/quote]The argument was that the refineries were sold far less than real worth.

Personally I'm not for government to run concerns that should be in private hands.

for instance take the GSM operators, since their networks are making money for them, they work around the clock to make sure its up and running. That's how they make their money. Subscribers don't look for a way to repair damaged or faulty base stations as is applicable to NEPA/PHCN.

I have always been an advocate for private ownership of business, but with regulation/control by the government, not only when they want to collect revenues.

pro01:
. When they are ready to end corruption and bring about good government they know EXACTLY what to do. Pitiable lot; maybe Angel Gabriel will come down from Heaven to 'bell the cat' for them.

That's why we are told to pray and fast everyday for the betterment of our country, and for God to expedite the sending of Angel Gabriel to rescue us.

[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=451758.msg6099034#msg6099034 date=1274905252][b]u hit the nail right on the head. . .thats why i cannot stand the likes of ogbulafor,who will form fake companies and award fake contracts to steal from govt

Why not form a real company,use your influence to get real contracts,execute it well
in the process hire Nigerians. . and before u know it your company will grow,u list it on the stock exchange and make more ppl rich

Thats how countries like india,indonesia south korea and so on did it
and thats why i have always liked obasanjos style. .

Under Obasanjo
Refineries were sold to cronies yes,today they would have been producing at full capacity
but it was cancelled by the inept yar a dull

Power companies were to be privatized and sold to cronies yes,now we would have been moving forward
but it was again stalled by the inept yar adull
NIPP same thing,NITEL sale same thing,Transcorp,Same thing
so we move around in circles,while other nations move ahead. .

Also Nigerians cant seem to understand that the more u keep these companies under govt control,the less money Govt will allocate to education,health or security
because they will have to keep spending money on power,NITEL salaries,TAM for refineries every yr with nothing to show. .

so yes our ppl are clueless,The lazy crooks that prefer to steal with no work deceive them and they say alleluyah
[/b][/quote]I will disagree with you on some points
1. the 'yar adull' only reversed it after more than six years of inaction. Licenses were approved for so many refineries and yet not was done, not less than 10 (can't remember the actual number)
2. Most Nigerian will appreciate the companies to be privatized, but antecedents have proved that they end up milking the people without any improvements.  If PHCN is privatized be rest assured that the one and only Agitator will sue them to bankruptcy 
3. Nitel bought by Transcorp wasn't functional, in fact it was even going down with all their already existing base stations and infrastructure.  Are you aware that when cable tv license was approved in UK, BT (British Telecom) was not allowed to roll out services for about 5years just to give a head start to the new companies.  Argument was that BT already have the infrastructures on ground (existing telephone cabling all over UK) so it will be unfair to the new companies, who have to start from scratch to lay cables.  BT would charge less to kill of competition which is not healthy as it will end up being a monopoly.

you only succeeded in proving all the IDs belong to one and the same person. Ode

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Enjoyment1:
Is there any way our politicians can go on strike, so that our hard earned resources can be saved from these thieves?

and the bold part is not judging?