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Agozskey:
So this my babe, we have been having issues about her ex, and mehn I just had enough of it and I backed out buh I banged wella Sha... Buh she doesn't seem to 4get her ex... Relationships aren't for me

Now she's begging, buh I told her I'm more concerned about the new naira notes�

So this my babe, we have been having issues about her ex, and mehn I just had enough of it and I backed out buh I banged wella Sha... Buh she doesn't seem to 4get her ex... Relationships aren't for me

I met this girl 5months ago... We are currently dating, buh the problem is dat we argue alot, really, my friends don't like her too because they claim they know her more than I do, she even admitted that one of my friends have sucked her breast before we started dating, she has an ugly past... She told me her first boyfriend raped her and got her pregnant buh she terminated the pregnancy, her current ex came into the picture and she keeps telling me dat her ex accepted her like dat and so she offered her body to her ex just 4 months of relationship... Well I met her and fell in love with her and we started dating, buh I found out that she chats her ex, there was a time she even posted him on her WhatsApp status... She loves his posts and still her ex tags her... We quarrelled about dat, we played a game about who is more between us and our exes... She said
*Her ex kisses better*
*Her ex spends more on her*
*Her ex is more serious minded*
It got me upset like WTF... She apologized, I waved it sha
She makes time to see me sha, I won't lie buh these past few days, if we are chatting she will tell me she's tired she wants to sleep, around 8pm buh her last seen will be 10pm... I quarrelled her about it
Just yesterday we didn't speak to each other through out, I called her buh she was saying I did her bad... I got angry with it... She now told me I'm childish and immature, and I'm making tinz difficult for the relationship, and I'm boring �... And I told her dat I need space abeg, so guys I need ur say on this... And pls I'm not a simp... B4 una go dey form grab grab 4 me.... Thank you

apache22b:
god is doing his work through Shettima to advise the Obidient's urchins one more time to vote Tinubu because he's the only one who knows the road

I see some Obidient urchins deceiving Peter Obi and cheering him everywhere he goes to but they will all vote Tinubu come 2023 as their President. And most Obidient's urchins are murmuring why Tinubu wasn't at the NBA conference. Now my question is , What is he going there to do ? Light and darkness has no business at all. Peter Obi means darkness while Bola Ahmed Tinubu means Light .

Tinubu is too big to be in the same place Peter Obi and his Obidient urchins who are pathetic liars . Falseprophet1 Falseprophet can attest to that.

Peter Obi is a monumental failure and should not be seen around Tinubu

My fellow youths be wise and reject Peter Obi and all his Obidient urchins

Tinubu is the only light for a better Nigeria

Oga calm down na... Y d panic

I'm from Enugu.... I'm *OBIDIENT*

NigeriaIsDoomed:
Only a mad man would grant Igbos Biafra, they must continue to serve Nigerians cuz they are our slaves.
I wish Buhari could kill all those criminals in Igbo land for peace to reign in Nigeria.

Na ur family and generation go wipe out from the surface of the earth... Idiot

Foreigna2:
How many Igbos dey Forbes list? None
How many Igbos get Nobel Laureate? None
How many Igbos get Grammys? None

You guys are the dregs of the country.

Like your bastard father abi

Wah about Phyno's *I do this*... Wetin happen na...

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Ilamina's reminded me of things we use to say wrongly back the or even now. Mention those things u use to say wrongly during ur childhood or even now that u thought is correct. My own na Back Fleet. I would confidently ask my childhood friends, u sabi do back fleet?

Penarity

Please take a look at this and tell me how legit it is, I have $1500 and I'm being asked to pay some certain amounts just to get the mining power to withdraw it... And they are showing me proof of payments...
Pls how true... No insult pls

All you typed is thrash, engagement means commitment and its unwise for any lady to start doing wifely duties in an ordinary relationship with any action of commitment in it,if he calls it off then nothing spoil you simply stop your own part of the commitment and look elsewhere. Its that simple

But it is wise to spend on the lady... Eleribu�

I don't know how to approach woman
I don't know how to ride a bicycle
I don't how to swim
I don't know how to drive a car
I'm 21 by the way

Tinubuadvocate:
Buhari is too slow for my liking declare state of emergency to dot nation deploy battalion there anyone show up within term of curfew should gun down.

Your father is mad 4 impregnating your mom... Afonja

God help her... Country no safe

Giveaway2022:
If you don't believe it, then watch another person win!!!

We promise to do this giveaway untill june ending..

We are giving the last giveaway of the month tomorrow, and we will come back to continue the giveaway by first of april..

Tomorrow's giveaway would be a brand new tecno camon 12..

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Everybody can participate so long you are a nairaland user. Note: your account must be 3days older than today..

How do i participate?

All you have to do is to add up a comment on this thread. With your comment, you are already participating..

How will the winner be selected?

By 10:AM Tomorrow morning, 50 persons will be ramdomly selected from the comment section.

Who amoung them will be declared the winner?

This 50 persons that will be ramdomly selected from the comment section will pass the final vote among themself.

How will the vote be done?

Anybody among this 50 persons will have the right to vote for the rest 49 persons, exept for him/herself.
he or she can decide to vote for all of the other 49 persons, selected persons of his/herself, or not to vote for anybody at all.

The person with the highest number of vote among this 50 persons would be declared the lucky winner.

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Any questions? Feel free to ask us..

Announcement;

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Let's go there

Since 2016, when I came across a naked lady's picture online was the beginning of this MF act... I masturbate almost everyday till now .. I've tried stopping but it's really hard ... Now my erection is not stable, but I get a very hard erection once in a while but the unstable erection is giving me concern, but I don't seem to stop masturbating... Pls help a brother

Guys I just need your opinion on this... Let me make it brief
There's this girl dat I see everyday at my place of work, this girl is bam, good ass and all but due to my past relationships, I no get liver to toast any girl again, but this particular girl is always on my mind... But we've never had any communication except the normal greeting... I am planning to make a move on her the coming week, what do you think guys, should I go 4 her or let her go

I totally agree with the govt

inspector1:
geemd434
You Yorubas who are slave to the north. Should be careful what you say. You were slaves, you are still slaves. What will unfold in the next few years pmto come is going to deeply expose you people.



WHY ARE U REFERRING THE YORUBA'S AS SLAVES? THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT ZONE IS THE WEST AFTER NORTH AS NIGERIA IS CONCERN. PLEASE NOTE THAT PRESIDENCY CANT NEVER BE ZONE TO THE EAST AS FAR AS NIGERIA REMAIN A NATION.
THE BEST EAST CAN GET IS VP, OR OTHER LESS POSITION.
EAST WILK KEEP MAKING HISTORY, JUST YESTERDAY IMO STATE BREAK ANOTHER RECORD.

zoedew:
No!

inspector1:
geemd434
You Yorubas who are slave to the north. Should be careful what you say. You were slaves, you are still slaves. What will unfold in the next few years pmto come is going to deeply expose you people.



WHY ARE U REFERRING THE YORUBA'S AS SLAVES? THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT ZONE IS THE WEST AFTER NORTH AS NIGERIA IS CONCERN. PLEASE NOTE THAT PRESIDENCY CANT NEVER BE ZONE TO THE EAST AS FAR AS NIGERIA REMAIN A NATION.
THE BEST EAST CAN GET IS VP, OR OTHER LESS POSITION.
EAST WILK KEEP MAKING HISTORY, JUST YESTERDAY IMO STATE BREAK ANOTHER RECORD.

As if Yoruba get naija... apart 4rm Obasanjo which other Yoruba don rule naija... fucker

please beware of this girl, she is a gold digger

[b][/b]There is this girl I met on facebook around after the lockdown, her name is OMASIRICHI... OMA in short...
I don't know what came over me, I just felt one kind mumu love for her, so I chatted her up and the first thing she requested from me was airtime... which I immediately sent to her... like say dis girl press my mumu button, girl wey I never see before for my life o... naso this girl turn me to CBN overnight... I dey send this girl money back to back #20000.... #40000 #25000... airtime na daily basis, so I send am money make she come Lagos cos na from pH she dey chat 4rm and she dey school for Calabar, the girl sabi lie sha but I just loved this girl truly but I don't know if she did sha... I told her to be my girlfriend she agreed.
this girl will never call me na so so flash everytime, she dey always get one issue or the other everytime and I dey always send money to her almost everyday... I even sent her #40000 to buy phone, she promised to come see me Christmas wey just pass... I send am money like 2 days before she go come but she kon dey tell me say them hack her account... nawa o There is this girl I met on facebook around after the lockdown, her name is OMASIRICHI... OMA in short...
I don't know what came over me, I just felt one kind mumu love for her, so I chatted her up and the first thing she requested from me was airtime... which I immediately sent to her... like say dis girl press my mumu button, girl wey I never see before for my life o... naso this girl turn me to CBN overnight... I dey send this girl money back to back #20000.... #40000 #25000... airtime na daily basis, so I send am money make she come Lagos cos na from pH she dey chat 4rm and she dey school for Calabar, the girl sabi lie sha but I just loved this girl truly but I don't know if she did sha... I told her to be my girlfriend she agreed.
this girl will never call me na so so flash everytime, she dey always get one issue or the other everytime and I dey always send money to her almost everyday... I even sent her #40000 to buy phone, she promised to come see me Christmas wey just pass... I send am money like 2 days before she go come but she kon dey tell me say them hack her account... nawa o... she say make I send am money as dem hack her account say all her money don finish, this girl get papa and mama o... I no gree send again as I dey vex na... I kon dey calculate everything wey I don spend on this girl wey I never touch or see live except video call... I calculate #200,000
she kon vex 4 me say I no send am money, she say I no love am so she broke up with me on the 1st of January 2021, me seff I block am but e pain me sha, her friend kon beg me say make I reconsider Oma, I say okay but I no wan be mumu wey I be be so I kon send #3000 after we settle o... but I decided to check if na money dey worry this girl so I lied to her dat I have financial issues with my Uncle who I dey live with, I lied to her dat I have#400,000 she immediately say make I come Calabar rent house, I shock I believe say this girl na gold-digger, now i told her I'm really broke and she have not chatted me since then, so my fellow nairalanders wetin una go talk..
help a brother here

Lucky Dube all the way

mysteryman2014:
These Americans are just like their president plain stupid.

You are the stupid one here

Seriously some Nigerians can be very stupid... Why is he making it a mandatory and some foolish Nigerians are speaking English on his behalf

e be like say you dey chop belleful

Dis one no get sense oh

I hate seeing Masquerade flogging themselves... It always end up brutal

Everyone

No be food dey keep person alive