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PoliticsRe: Soldiers Invade Oporoza, Delta Community In Search Of Militants by aimuan(m): 8:37pm On May 14, 2016
DaBullIT:
I Wish it doesn't too


But who are we kidding ? they asked for this !!! , I have more than 50 usernames of people who have been praising Niger Delta Avengers for blowing up pipelines

I won't mention anyone of them now until the news says the situation escalated and some / most of them (Niger Delta Avengers) have been arrested , killed, detained or wounded


Then i'll call them and see if they'll blame Buhari for sparing Boko haram and attacking Niger Delta

As you can see those cowards are nowhere to be found like their master tompolo , like Dokubo and like their ancestor Ojukwu , they run away when they sense heat

@HTWOOW


note this comment and remind me later , Thank you @mynd44 , this is not wishing harm on anyone incase the people mourning for GEJ's loss decide to frame me


Metromediaboss , What are you hoping to achieve by saying
keep on talking rubbish.
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Okowa Establishes Advocacy Committee To Stop Militants’ Attacks by aimuan(m): 8:05pm On May 14, 2016
allthingsgood:
Niger delta people sha. Na wa!

Keep destroying oil facilities and polluting your land, thinking u are punishing fg. Tomorrow its still same u that will beg fg to come clean up your mess.
they said they want their oil back,is that too difficult for u to understand?
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Okowa Establishes Advocacy Committee To Stop Militants’ Attacks by aimuan(m): 7:58pm On May 14, 2016
ba7man:
On the contrary, the people supporting these militants are daft.

Imagine Lagosians blowing up corporate buildings to protest the lopsided remittance of taxes to the FG and it's indegenes are happy about it.

No that's daft but it's what people like you are doing.
say the truth for once.is it fare for northerners to own 90percent of the oil block on Niger delta?while the region remain undeveloped?
PoliticsRe: We Will Deal With Niger Delta Avengers Eventually - Buhari by aimuan(m): 7:41pm On May 14, 2016
baby124:
No free meal in Nigeria. No negotiation with terrorists, whether Boko Haram or Niger Delta miscreants. There are other productive ways to resolve issues than violence and sabotage. Sabotage that is even detrimental to their own people and does no good to the natives in particular.
if you re human u will know that those guys are not asking too much.how come the whole oil blocks in niger delta are own by northerners?is there justice in that?and what better way do u think they can express there grievances?this fight didn't start today.so what stopes the government from doing something about the Niger delta people all this while?or will u start on the amnesty given to few out of millions? I don't want to talk too much abeg.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Terrorist Captured With Money by aimuan(m): 9:00am On May 14, 2016
They will not deal decisively with this one,instead they will grant him amnesty.but as for NDA they are criminals,and will be dealt with decisively.buhari remember deris God o....
PoliticsRe: Buhari Arrives Abuja After Anti-corruption Summit In London(photos) by aimuan(m): 8:28am On May 14, 2016
Why did him come back nan?why not go to US to tell them how we are fantastically corrupt?useless president.i regret ever supporting u.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Avengers: Exxon Shuts Down Oil Operations by aimuan(m): 7:29pm On May 13, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
When our ppl start losing their jobs and coys relocate to Lagos, I hope people celebrating those misguided NDA won't complain?
just shutup if u have nothing to say.
PoliticsRe: Transcript Of Buhari's Interview With Amanpour On CNN by aimuan(m): 6:18pm On May 13, 2016
Aristo3146:
If he did not tell the truth about the situation of things, his fight against corruption will be seen as witch hunting, just as wailers like you claimed...
well,I m not a wailer.despite bn a Niger deltan I openly supported buhari during Last election.so the truth should only be told outside Nigeria?what happened to the common saying,"never wash ur dirty linen outside"?no matter how strong ur love for buhari is,u should sometime tell him the truth .buhari non try abeg.
PoliticsRe: Transcript Of Buhari's Interview With Amanpour On CNN by aimuan(m): 5:33pm On May 13, 2016
TheFreeOne:
Are you still surprised at Buhari's utterances huh

Imagine this

Are people still being killed enmasse? Or is he claiming such still happens without public knowledge huh

I am not his fan but Buhari handlers are doing a very bad job in the area of public speaking/interviews and diplomacy.
I don't know if I should call this buhari man a fool,can u imagine what a president went to tell the whole world about his country.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Dancing With His Father At His Sister's Wedding -- ( Pic / Vid) by aimuan(m): 12:40pm On May 13, 2016
and what are we suppose to do?dance with them?@op u are jobless,really jobless.
CelebritiesRe: Blessing Egbe: "MegaChicken Sold Moi-moi That Is Stale To Me" by aimuan(m): 12:18pm On May 13, 2016
Are sure ur refrigerator is working?according to u,u ate one in d car,and couldn't tell if the taste was bad?
PoliticsRe: EFCC Operatives Invade Fani-kayode’s Home Again by aimuan(m): 8:43am On May 13, 2016
kenonze:
Why NL news are always coming late.?


This corruption issues is not gonna be easy.

Femi, this is time to talk.i fear the man wen non fear ur killer shape.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Operatives Invade Fani-kayode’s Home Again by aimuan(m): 8:43am On May 13, 2016
kenonze:
Why NL news are always coming late.?


This corruption issues is not gonna be easy.

Femi, this is time to talk.i fear the man wen on fear ur killer shape.
RomanceRe: Help! He Thought I Loved Him, But I Was Only Playing by aimuan(m): 4:20pm On May 12, 2016
Vandieee:
GUY NO DEY MENTION "CHANGE" OF A WORD FOR HERE!
hahaha.abi u guys want change nan?
PhonesRe: GLO Offices Closed Over Failure To Pay N24.3bn VAT by aimuan(m): 10:26am On May 12, 2016
lilzcee:
amen oo
thanx bro.wish u same.
RomanceRe: Help! He Thought I Loved Him, But I Was Only Playing by aimuan(m): 10:23am On May 12, 2016
nlfan:
Our company recently employed this guy, we worked in the same company before, then he was a manager and i was a junior staff.

I left the company years ago and joined another, so few months ago he got employed in my new office as a Director.

When he resumed, being that i knew him before, i started playing around with him, like when he was introduced to us, i was like oo, common, i hug him tightly and people were surprise at our closeness before i informed them that we have worked together before.

I am a jovial person, so each time i go around his office, i will call him boyfriend, my love, hope no girl is trespassing cos i will fight o and his subordinates will laugh and say you are not serious.

On the job, we get to work together at times cos i am a Manager now, we go for meetings etc, then some of his job includes doing some short production, even though i am not employed as a video producer, i told him i can do those for him personally, cos i recently learn those, he was surprise before but he decided to give me a try, i did it for him and he liked it, he became close and said i was helping him solve alot of problems.

Recently when he comes to my office, he will ask my PA where is my woman and that one will laugh knowing i started it but i just thought that was it though.

So last month when we went to the Palms Mall, to seek for permission to film their facilities in the short production work we had, we were together then he decided to do some shopping, i helped him carry the things he bought and just had fun, he took me to shoprite and ask me to shop, i just pick two things, drink and rice and he said is that all i said yes, he started showing me things, take this, take that i said i was okay, that it wasnt appropriate to come here and start shopping like its month end. So we left, in the car he said, you do have some very good attribute girl, i said like what, he said never mind and we drove off.

After that he started asking if we can have lunch but most time our lunch time dont sync, so i told him not to worry, then he asked for a dinner, i close late, im a workaholic, so most times i will agree but i will work till 9pm and he would have waited and get tired and left.

Finally i get to have a dinner date with him and he ask if we could do this more often, i said why not boyfriend jokingly, the next time we were having dinner, I said boyfriend let me greet that guy there, i really needed to meet him, he has a contact i need for work, he held me and said you call me boyfriend jokingly, i want you to mean it lol.

After i met with the guy, he started telling me how he loved me and how he will really love us to be in a relationship, he doesnt expect a yes and he knows its so wrong on all level because we work in the same place, but i can think about it and give him a response later that he will respect any decision i make.

I said thank you o, but since then, dude is so soft and nervous when he sees me, i can see the butterflies even when we are in a client meeting.

Even though he tries not to make it obvious at work, after work he is all over me

Last night we were together, i told him i am scared as he is almost 40 and not married, that i believe any guy who gets to that age, with enough money but has not married is a play boy lol. He couldn't say a word for like some minutes then he said, yes i am old enough to have been married and i had relationships, beautiful relationships with wonderful women, some didn't work because of my mistakes and because of things i neglected and some didn't work because it was not meant to work, but above all have learnt alot to be at least a better man and i am ready to make it work this time i promise, i have no doubt if you are the right girl because have known you for long and have never had a second thought about my woman, so forgive me for not making it work all these while, i want to make it right this time - MEHN THOSE WORDS RINGS IN MY HEAD LIKE KILODE, i loved the fact that he didnt put the blame on the ladies he's dated.

Now on my own side, I do not feel anything for him but i like him alot, i like that we should be hanging out, go out, do dinner and talk from morning tonight but i do not feel anything aside that. What do you guys advise.
u like him alot.u like that u should BE hanging out,go out together,do dinner and talk from morning till night.what do you really think is the driving force behind this wishes of urs?that's FEELINGS.u have feeling for him just that u refuse to see it now.just change d way u look at him.IF YOU CHANGE THE WAY U LOOK AT THINGS,THE THINGS U LOOK AT WILL CHANG.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Avengers Goes Underground. by aimuan(m): 10:04am On May 12, 2016
kumakunta:
Don't just support them behind your keypad, join them in the creek. I mean get AK
where where is ur conscience?or u did not read the post I commented on?
PhonesRe: GLO Offices Closed Over Failure To Pay N24.3bn VAT by aimuan(m): 10:01am On May 12, 2016
lilzcee:
double ur hustle tongue to be like them
yes my broda.am hustling hard in silence,and I hop my success will make the noise.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Avengers Goes Underground. by aimuan(m): 9:51am On May 12, 2016
Ozin:
Thursday, May 12, 2016
CONGRATS TO ALL STRIKE TEAM OF THE NIGER DELTA AVENGERS.

From the high command of the Niger Delta Avengers we congratulating all strike teams of the Avengers without taking any innocent life or that of the Nigeria military we were able to shut down 50% of crude production.

We have been seeing a lot on the media about us. Some are asking, “Who are you avenging?” some calling us empty heads, ex-agitators have been condemning us on daily basis. Our criticizer from other part of the country, we don’t have any thing to tell you because you clearly don’t know how life is in the region.
To our criticizers from the region we want you to know you are all cowards and afraid to stand for your people.

To ex-agitators of the likes of Tompolo, We know why you people are after us. Our agitation is more civilize than yours the Niger Delta Avengers is more concern with people of Niger Delta unlike you (ex-agitations) that were into kidnapping, killing of Nigeria soldiers, sea pirates, vessel and tanker hijacking. But we were able to carry out all our operations without killing a fly. We have sophisticated arms far better than what you use to have during your kidnapping days.

After the amnesty Programme you (ex-agitators) has been enjoying patronize from the government and royalty from multinational oil companies. While we (Avengers) have been strategizing on how the voice of the Niger Deltans can be heard. we are fighting a radical fight without taking any life.

Lets make it clear, to you our elder brothers (ex-agitators) that we are not begging you to join this agitation. We are young, educated, well traveled and most of us were educated in east Europe but don’t worry when we achieved our goal (sovereign state of Niger Delta) then you people will be proud of us. In as much as we respect you as our elder brothers (ex-agitators) please don’t dare to stand on our way because if you do we will crash you.

To the citizens of the Niger Delta who share same idea with us we thank you all. Just know that no amount of criticism within and outside the region can stop us.
For the record the Niger Delta Avengers is enjoying the blame game going around.

To the Nigeria military the Niger Delta avengers is among you. And we know all your plans so we will always ten steps ahead of you. In our meeting comprising all heads of the strike teams, which was held in Bayelsa. The Niger Delta Avengers high Command comes to the conclusion that, if the military harass or invade any community in the region then you (Nigeria military) will get a feel of the Avengers.
If you smart or intelligent enough you will look inward not outside. We know when you are vulnerable but not take our calmness for granted.

To our brothers from Easterner Nigeria, whom have been condemning and calling us names. The simple fact you are living comfortable doesn’t mean we like you.
The Commander of Strike team 9 of the Niger Delta Avengers is from Eastern Nigeria so no body should limit this struggle to the Ijaws of the Niger Delta only. The leader of the strike team 6 that blew up chevron valve platform is Itsekiri. The Commander of our elite team strike team one is from Akwa Ibom.
So if you are calling us empty heads just know you brothers are part of Niger Delta Avengers as well. Avengers is different from former agitators who limited the struggle to just the Ijaws

To international Oil Companies, this is just the beginning and you have not seen anything yet. We will make you suffer as you have been made the people of Niger deltans suffered over the years from environmental degradation, and environment pollution.

To the President of Nigeria Buhari, we are sure you have not been to the creeks of the Niger delta before and 90% of your cabinets does not know how the region looks like. You think the Niger delta region is full of animals, who are going to frustrate your government. Your government that is not following rule of law, unlawful detention of innocent people just likes of Nnamdi Kanu. All he wanted was to let his people go. Nnamdi kanu didn’t carry any arm against this country but was incarcerated. We want you to know that’s no civilize President will behaves this way. If that is how you devised to run the country we will prefer you do that in the northern region.
When couples are tired of living together to make peace they go their separate ways. That is what Nnamdi kanu and the Niger deltans are asking.
You always say you fought for the unity of this country during the civil war. You haven’t been to the Niger delta, how can you know what the people are facing I believe your Vice will tell how the region is suffering and under developed when he visited the Forcados Terminal. That is if he ever looks out of his helicopter window.


1. Apo Well was award to Sapetro Oil owned by Gen Theophilus Y Danjuma .Apo field is capable of producing 300,000 barrels per day and crude reserve of 500 million barrels.
2. OML 110 Obe oil field own by Alhaji Mai Daribe, Cavendish Petroleum with an estimated 500 million barrel of crude oil that worth $50 billion dollars after tax.
3. Akpo condensate field was awarded to Sapetro Oil owned by Gen Theophilus Y Danjuma. This field worth $100 billions of dollars.
4. OML 112 and OML 117 were awarded to AMNI International Petroleum Development Company owned by Colonel Sanni Bello. Son inlaw to former Head of State. Gen Abdulsalami Abubakar. Its worth $150 Dollars after tax.
5. OML 115 also known as Oldwok field and Ebok field was awarded to Alhaji Mohammed Indimi. Inlaw to former Head of State Gen. Ibrahim Babangida the two fields worth $200 billion Dollars.
6. OML 215 was awarded and operated by Nor East Petroleum Limited owned by one Alhali Saleh Mohammed Gambo. The field worth $100 billion Dollars after tax.
7. OML 108 awarded to Express Petroleum Company owned by Alhaji Aminu Dantata. This field worth $128 billion Dollars.
8. OML 113 was allocated to Yinka Folawiyo Petroleum Limited owned by Alhaji W. I. Folawiyo. Net worth is $150 billion Dollars.
9. Prince Nasiru Ado Bayero cousin to the Emir of Kano, Lamido Sanisu, owns ASUOKPU/UMUTU marginal oil fields. It worth $110 billion Dollars.
10. Inter is owned by Atiku Abubakar, Yara dua and Ado Bayero has a substantial stakes in the oil and gas exploration in the Niger Delta of Nigeria.
11. AMNI International Petroleum Company owns OML 112 and OML 117. Former Minister of Petroleum and OPEC Chairman Rilwanu Lukman has major stakes in AMNI International Petroleum Company.
12. OML 67 is operated Afren Plc. Rilwanu lukman also has a major stakes and the field worth $180 billion Dollars.
13. OPL 245 is awarded to Malabu Oil and Gas owned by Dan Etete. Former President Obasanjo and former Vice President Atiku Abukbakar all has major shares. It worth $50 billion Dollars.
14. OPL 289 and OPL 233 was awarded to Cleanwater Consortium, the two fields worth $200 billion Dollars. Former Governor Peter Odili of River State, Obasanjo and Sultan of Sokoto has major Stakes.
15. OPL 288 was awarded to focus Energy Senator Andy Uba, Obasanjo, and Gen Theophilus Y Danjuma are the major stakeholders. The field worth $70 billion Dollars.
16. OPL 291 was awarded to Starcrest Energy Nigeria Limited owned by Emeka Offor. The field worth $100 billion Dollars.
17. Mike adenuga’s Conoil controls and operates Six (6) oil blocs and exports about 500,000 barrels of crude oil daily. These 6 oil bloc worth $500 billion Dollars.

From our analysis above, 90% oil blocs are allocated to individuals from northern Nigeria and some confused elements from the region are calling the Niger Delta Avengers names, some are calling us criminals. Our question to these groups of individuals calling us names are; where were you when all these atrocities were happening to the people of the Niger Delta? IT’S A PITY.

To owners and operators of these oil blocs in our region the Niger Delta Avengers is giving you two weeks ultimatum to shut down your operations and evacuates your staff. If at the end of the ultimatum and you still operating. We will blow up all the locations. It will be bloody. So just shut down your operations and leave.
There is rumor that oil has been discovered in the North East. How will you feel if this found oil is been managed by Niger Deltans. We are very sure the Niger deltans wont even have 2% oil bloc if oil is really found in the Northeast. If you didn’t shut down we will shut your stations permanently for you.

No agent or representative of the Avengers has called the Minister of State for Petroleum Resources and Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, Group Managing Director, Dr. Ibe Kachikwu to threat his life.
To all International Oil Companies, Indigenous Oil Companies and Contractors if anyone called saying there members of Avengers please not listen or take them serious because our ideology and belief is far from that.

Once again on behalf of all the commanders of the avengers strike teams we congratulate our loyal and gallant soldiers who put human life before their targets. On behalf of the Niger Delta people we said congratulation as we have cripple the Nigeria economy by 50% by the grace of God we will make it 100% if our demands are not met soon.
By October 2016 we will display our Currency, Flag, Passport, our ruling Council and our Territory to the world.

To the United Nations, we are not asking for much but to free the people of the Niger Delta from environmental pollution, slavery, and oppression. We want a country that will turn the creeks of the Niger delta to a tourism heaven, a country that will achieve its full potentials, a country that will make health care system accessible by everyone. With Niger delta still under the country Nigeria we can’t make it possible. So we are calling on the Ban Ki-Moon Secretary General United Nations and all Heads of the government of the five Permanent Security Council members to come to the aid of Niger delta people. We are calling on world leaders to come to the Niger delta to see the atrocities committed by the Nigeria government

Long Live the Niger delta Avengers.
Long Live the Niger Delta.

Col. Mudoch Agbinibo
Spokesperson
if this is true,then u have my support.
PoliticsRe: Cameron Praises Nigeria’s Anti-Corruption Fight by aimuan(m): 8:56am On May 12, 2016
Zoharariel:
And where did Bayelsa get the money from? grin
they get it from their oil.
PhonesRe: GLO Offices Closed Over Failure To Pay N24.3bn VAT by aimuan(m): 7:58am On May 12, 2016
They will rather use the money to sign ambassador,or buy 2017 SUV cars for psquare,useless company.
PoliticsRe: NLC To Resist Fuel Subsidy Removal And Increase In Petrol Price by aimuan(m): 11:28pm On May 11, 2016
franchizy:
In America PMS is sold for $80 in Europe it goes for $90. in most African countries it is sold equivalent to 175 Naira even when they have a working refinery refining the products.

I must commend the federal govt on this increase. This will curb corruption and add value to the growth and development of Nigeria.

We the Nigerian youths are solidly behind the FG. NLC are toothless bulldogs.
INSHA ALLAH
u forgt to tell us how the power is Stable in Europe and America,even the Africa country u talk about.
PoliticsRe: Tompolo Writes Buhari A Letter: ‘I Supported Jonathan NOT Because I Hate You’ by aimuan(m): 10:01am On May 10, 2016
thatNUPEboy:
A brave man writing letter in hiding cheesy cheesy cheesy

This guy should stop seeking public sympathy with his boring letters. Come out of hiding and face your charges!


Btw, why has Jonathan not condemned these attacks? undecidedhe's hiding,why don't you and ur NA fish him out?last time I check he was declare wanted.
CelebritiesRe: Vivian Oputa Featured On Thisday Style (teebillz Babymama) by aimuan(m): 7:42am On May 10, 2016
This woman must be a very nice woman.i ve bn waiting to see her post/comment on tbillz and tiwa's marriage hullabaloo,but still yet to hear anything from her.some nonsense girls would've taken advantage of the situation to either lambast tbillz and tiwa.nice doc.
CelebritiesRe: Beautiful Selfie Of Actress Joke Silva by aimuan(m): 6:59pm On May 09, 2016
Beautiful
CelebritiesRe: Isabella Ayuk Releases Pre-birthday Photos by aimuan(m): 3:46pm On May 09, 2016
Nixiepie:
Boobs on display.....
when I see u(ur pix)I run out of words,to say aaaah aaah aaaah.pretty....
PoliticsRe: Ghana Bans Goods From Nigeria, Other Countries-vanguardngr by aimuan(m): 9:41am On Feb 18, 2016
fistonati:
I can't LAFF pls, what in the first place is Nigeria exporting to Ghana. When despite our population we still import chicken, we import our agro needs to the extent of common toothpicks.

I stand to be corrected, only educationists (teachers and lecturers) and corruption is what I know we export to Ghana

grin grin grin grin grin
don't say what u don't know,kindly go to chisco or ABC park to see for urself.i reside in Ghana.
CareerRe: Hilarious Chat Between A Boss And His Employee(snapshot) by aimuan(m): 6:26pm On Feb 17, 2016
The oga must be Ben Bruce.
PoliticsRe: Innoson To Deliver Bullet-Proof Car To Ben-bruce In 90 Days(Photos) by aimuan(m): 11:06am On Feb 16, 2016
ademega:
that man behind in suit thou

he can't be PA and a gate man couldn't just be their at that time. just wondering how such a dressed man could be captured in that pix.
lol.that's not suit,that's coat of many color.
PoliticsRe: Recent Supreme Court Judgements - International Embarrassment by aimuan(m): 7:33am On Feb 04, 2016
Dominiquez:
By their fruit you will know the zombies
which of the fruit are u taking about,is pawpaw,mango,carrot or banana?
Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka: One Kobo Of Buhari's Money Has Never Entered My Hand by aimuan(m): 12:55pm On Feb 03, 2016
Ream man of God.
Jokes EtcRe: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaws. "must laugh" by aimuan(m): 12:03pm On Feb 02, 2016
Thanx op for making my day.
agarawu23:
it was 8.30 a.m in the morning and i was still sleeping, was it due to the party i attended last night or the ogogoro i drank in mama bukky's joint? i guess no cos i am found of sleeping. Deep inside my sleep i had a heavy knock on my door, it was mama's voice, "òle omo alapamasise" (lazy boy with hands but cant work), look at the time you are still sleeping when your mates are out there making money. (my mother shouted! At the door entrance to my room.) her voice woke me up in anger and i had no choice than to stand because she will not stop knocking until she sees me outside. i finally stood up and went strainght to the sitting room, good morning ma! i uttered in a boned face, my mum just hissed and walked out of the sitting room. who cares? i quickly rushed to the kitchen to serve my hungry stomach but no food in the kitchen except from the remains of beans left over last night, i had no choice than to eat it.hmmmm beans again? you this boy, i said to myself, yes! I dont like beans because i am not always confortable anytime i eat beans, but what else will i eat? nothing. After eating the little beans, i am not yet satisfied cos little food no dey reach me. oh God!!! why this woman no cook? i asked myself in anger. then something quickly came to my mind, Bola! yes Bola my old time girlfriend, there is no day i visit her that she wont feed
me to my satisfaction. so i made up my mind to visit her, i quickly send her "pls call me" from my phone. cant u call her? a voice asked me, call wetin? when i dont have a kobo in my pocket talkless of credit to flash or call, mitcheww!!! stupid MTN, when will they
start giving free calls during the day? "awon oloshi" when will dis "mumu girl" saying (your account balance is too low for this call) die so we can start making free calls?, abegi! na dem sabi jare.


After two minute, Bola called me and i told her i will be visiting her this morning and she told me she is expecting me. early monday morning, you dey go woman house, you dis guy know dey shame. But wetin man pikin go do as i no get job nko? i have graduated since two years back with a second upper in accounting but all my effort to get a job is fruitless 'no be Nigeria'? if you dont have link with top people in office you cant get a job, what a Nation.


After thinking about my jobless life for a while, i quickly rushed to the bathroom to clean up and get ready to Bola's house. its now 9.35a.m and i am ready to go, chai!!! i will have to treck down to bola's house
again? Na wa ooooo. as i was walking down to bola's house, i started feeling little pain in my stomach. not again! the beans has started mixing with my intestine, i know the result of my taking beans but i had no choice.

Finally i arrived her house and with immediate effect she served me moi moi and pap(ogi) huh! beans again? no prob. after eating she asked me to join her family in the parlour to watch movie since her family are rich and they go to work anytime they wish. so i did. her father, mother, two sisters and two visitors were in the sitting room together with me and Bola. this time around the beans i ate at home and the moi moi bola gave me started mixing with full speed in my stomach, i knew where the result is going but i lock up and bone my face like a frustrated jobless folk I was.

After few minutes, Bola dad polluted loudly dat everybody heard the sound and knew the direction it came from but we all pretented that we heard nothing since he is the head of the family. wow! this is an opportunity for me to drop my atomic bomb boiling and mixing in my stomach o, so i dropped the first batch "fiiieeee fiiieee" oh! Oluwa
seun (thank God) na silent one. after few seconds the
sitting room started smelling dead rat and spoilt eggs, the air fresher that was hanged around the sitting room cant take the smell, dey all fell down on the floor. in another seconds another droped from my ass "fuuuuuuuu" the smell started again i notice that the fish in the aquarium had stop swimming and the colour of the paint in the sitting room started changing colour, Bola:- daddyyyyy! bola's dad :- emi ko oooo(no be me o) (staring at bola's Mum) that was when we noticed Bola's mum has fainted! ehn! she was sitting next to me but i didnt notice, the sound of the falling fishes from the aquarium woke her up, and yes! dis time around the fishes were all dead and the glass has broken too, i quickly told Bola that i am going and she nodded in agreement. o boy see speed.
tommorow is another day!!!

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